attack stream of life

After agreeing to help Zhang Le make special disaster prevention props, the three went to the recording and broadcasting location of a variety show as usual. Qing Chuan went in with his face, Zhang Le brought his work card, and Lin Ruyi was an assistant.

"Junior brother is here." Song Wei, the male number one, was chatting with someone in the dressing room, and when he saw Qingchuan, he called him over, "Our suave little prince is here."

As he spoke, he pulled Qing Chuan over, turned his head and asked him, "Tell me, is the boss that appeared at the end Tian He's former enemy?"

Um?Qing Chuan subconsciously wanted to leave, but when he was held back, he smiled wryly and said, "Brother, why are you still chasing comics?" I knew I would draw comics on a small account, but now people will catch me wherever I go, either forcing them to change or asking about the plot of.

Song Wei laughed, "What's the matter? When I was studying, I didn't miss martial arts comics, that is, I didn't read comics that I didn't have any interest in these years." It's a strange thing, wb serialized comics' He heard that it was Qingchuan, he thought it was a bit strange, so he clicked in to have a look, unexpectedly...

Fantasy fighting techniques, entertainment circles, funny sand sculptures... all kinds of elements are cleverly integrated, the plot is excellent, and the painting style is refreshing. Back view, and then the first season is over.

It felt like sitting upright on the table and picking up the chopsticks, smelling the strong smell of meat from the kitchen, thinking that I must have a full meal later, but at a critical moment, the kitchen said that the electricity was out, and the dishes could not be cooked. ,Next time.

Song Wei almost wanted to call Qing Chuan to ask when the second season would be released, he picked up his phone and slapped his head, oops, this is an artist, isn't it a bit weird to call and ask for an update?

Anyway, he will definitely bump into it during the promotion in the future, and he is waiting for this time.

No, wouldn't this idle artist be caught promoting this time?

There are risks in crossing borders, and comrades need to be cautious.

Qing Chuan shook his head, "No spoilers, how beautiful are spoilers? You will know when I update it later."

"Then when are you going to update?"

"Not good."

Anyone who follows comics wants to beat him to death. Why is it that these painters and writers are all a problem?At this time, I especially understand the thoughts of some extreme readers, lock up my wife in a small dark room, and give a bowl of rice after drawing a picture.

Then you can watch it all the time and enjoy it all the time.

In the next hour, other people came one after another.This time, the director, editor and five actors came to promote.The first male is Song Wei, the second male is Zhao Hangqi, the female is Cheng Jiajia, the third is Zhang Shuyu, and the sixth is Qingchuan.

From this, we can see the director's personal preference for the actors. He takes care of the five of them in the crew, and the five of them are the first choice for promotional opportunities.He is really a very individual and unpretentious director, he can praise whichever he likes, and he doesn't play tricks.

Qing Chuan felt familiar, and then thought, isn't this the person who held a small meeting in the director's room back then?Not a bad one.

But there is a difference between now and then.

At that time, Qing Chuan hadn't announced the recovery of his legs, so he was the weakest among the five.But now that he is back, the previous online drama became popular, and Shi Ning who played the role has almost become a fan of Bai Yueguang. What's more rare is that his acting skills have been recognized by several well-known critics, and he has squeezed into the tail of the powerful group.

And the news they just got confirmed that Qing Chuan will play the third male role in Director Zhang's movie. This is another jump in status, from the TV circle to the movie circle.Director Zhang's movie is still the third male, so it should not be underestimated.

So this time, everyone was more polite to him.

After a while, the host of the show came over, along with other guests.

That's right, although it's for publicity, the guests will not only be seven people from their crew, but three will also come, making up ten people.

They are all familiar with the people who came, a variety show cafe who often appeared on variety shows recently, Jun Yue who killed herself last time, and Huang Jingjing, the heroine of the urban drama that was popular last year.

This Huang Jingjing was only on the [-]th line before, but somehow became a leading actor and became a hit, and now she is considered an unstable first-line traffic flower.But she and Cheng Jiajia didn't seem to get along well. This year, there was a fight for a role in a big IP drama, and even Qingchuan knew about it.

Today's variety show is a five-five duel show, maybe these two people will make trouble.

The host is a mature and stable type, and he speaks in a serious manner, but I don't know why once he starts hosting the show, it will be full of laughs.

Qing Chuan hadn't felt the host's sense of humor yet, but he could feel the host's thoughtfulness.It's still early spring, and the weather hasn't warmed up yet. In order to look beautiful, most artists wear less clothes, but the host has prepared warm babies.

"Although it is indoors, the temperature is still not high. There will be a small game that needs to be changed later. Everyone can prepare first."

As usual, the opening is to introduce the guests, and then to promote Director Wang's latest TV series - "Waiting for the Wind".

The guests were divided into two groups according to the previous negotiation. In order to achieve the greatest degree of fairness and equal ability, the two groups were allocated in this way.

Group A, Song Wei (power group), Cheng Jiajia (flow flower), Wang Dao (director), Jun Yue (flow grass), Zhang Shuyu (flow flower).

Group B, Zhao Hangqi (strength faction), Huang Jingjing (flow flower), Zhang Le (screenwriter), Qingchuan (flow grass), Teng Sheng (variety show).

There are a lot of battle games. This variety show can become a popular variety show. There must be a reason. For example, they never play cards according to common sense, and often make the guests painful and happy.The theme of the duel in each variety show is different, even the guests don't know, they are confused, and then the reaction is very real.

It seems that now, the host announced the theme of today's showdown: who is not a little princess?

What the hell?Little princess?

The guest was a little confused, not knowing what this meant.But there is always a particularly bad feeling, especially among men.

"It's actually a very easy game. Everyone will like it very much." The host said the content of the game with a good-natured smile:

Please choose three princesses for each side, select your opponent, and form a team to participate in the competition.

A real princess with a face unparalleled in the world.Both parties are asked to make up for each other. After all six people have finished their makeup, the audience will eliminate the ugliest person and replace them.

A real princess with a gorgeous dance dress and beautiful glass slippers.Both parties are asked to choose skirts and shoes for each other. After the princess puts on her battle gown, she salutes the audience.

A real princess with graceful dancing posture.Both parties are invited to dance together. After the dance is over, the audience will eliminate the person with the ugliest dance and replace them.

A real princess with a wonderful singing voice.Both parties are asked to sing love songs for each other. After the six people have finished singing, the audience will eliminate the person who sings the worst and replace them.

A true princess with many talents.The contestants are invited to show their talents. After the six performers, the audience will choose the best one, who will be the real princess.

In the end, whichever team has more players on the field wins, and if the number is equal, whichever team wins the title of princess wins.

Male guest: ...

Program group, let's fight!

Program group: Do you think we can become a popular variety show casually?You really underestimate us, hahahaha.

In Group A, minus a sullen-faced Director Wang who doesn't need exposure, there are four left, two men and two women.It is more appropriate to send women at this time, but the sense of comedy is definitely not enough.So in the end, after they discussed, they sent in the powerful actor Song Wei, the popular young student Jun Yue, and the popular young flower Cheng Jiajia.

Zhang Shuyu couldn't compare to Ga, so he could only reluctantly give up this opportunity with a smile.

In Group B, Huang Jingjing, the only woman, faced Cheng Jiajia, Qing Chuan faced Jun Yue, and Zhao Hangqi faced Song Wei.

Metaphorically speaking, these three groups are the duel of delicate girls, the duel of delicate boys, and the duel of rough straight men.Three chairs and three sets of cosmetics are ready, the host buckles the timer, each person has 10 minutes, and you can imagine the effect of makeup.

The audience at the scene was already gearing up and waiting for a good show.No matter which group it is, it is full of highlights. The program group is really sinister and let them "kill" in front of the audience.

"Senior, I'm sorry." Jun Yue said softly.

Qing Chuan didn't know whether his apology was because of what happened before, or because of the tragedy that would happen later.In this meeting, Jun Yue is much more polite than last time. She thinks she has learned a lesson and knows how to speak and handle things.

In addition, Qingchuan faintly surpassed him now, Jun Yue did not dare to be as presumptuous as that time.The entertainment circle is a very realistic place, whoever has a high status speaks out.

In fact, the impact of that variety show on Jun Yue has been wiped out, and the word "disabled" is not a black spot, and he took the straightforward route.

"It's okay, come on, I believe that a real princess can carry any shape." Qing Chuansheng closed his eyes helplessly, as if giving up the treatment.

Jun Yue laughed, and with a shake of her hand, a long line of black eyebrow pencil was drawn.

Damn it, Crayon Shin-chan!

Jun Yue frantically wiped it with a sponge, and the dizziness became more and more dizzy, until it became a mass of ink dots.

"Attention, a princess should have a pair of curved eyebrows, bright eyes, a rosy mouth, and a natural and healthy flush." ​​The host reminded everyone, "Be sure to control the time well. Points will be deducted from my own group."

"It's been 2 minutes now."

The eyebrows could not be saved, so Jun Yue had to toss his eyes. He chose a fluorescent blue eye shadow and applied it thickly on the eyelids, like two large blue light circles, which were also fluorescent.

He looked at it himself, felt something was wrong, but couldn't tell, and then started to draw eyeliner with liquid eyeliner.However, the tools that were subdued in the hands of the makeup artist somehow became disobedient in his hands, and intermittently drew an eyeliner like an earthworm, as thick and thin as insects crawled through.

It's over, and the eyeliner can't save it.

And lipstick, lipstick simple!

Relying on her own experience of applying lip balm, Jun Yue successfully applied a big red lip to Qing Chuan, blood red, like eating a dead child.

This is pretty good, looking at the straight boy group next door, Song Wei chose what he thought was the most princess color and painted Zhao Hangqi's eye shadow and lips.Straight man's princess look, emmm... yes, the legendary death Barbie fan.

Unexpectedly, Zhao Hangqi looks black, and with this visual effect, he feels that his eyes are going to be blinded if he takes a second look.

The audience was already laughing so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists, covering their stomachs and wiping away their tears.

After the end of this episode, the two sides have lost their friendship on the eighth level.

At the last second before the end, Jun Yue urgently put two small round blush on Qing Chuan, it's done!

The guest started to pick up the mirror to look at his ruined face.

Qingchuan picked up the mirror, and a monster appeared in it: ...

What is this thing in the mirror?

Red Queen?

He looked at Jun Yue who was opposite, wishing he could get into the cracks in the ground, and he still had a proud No. [-] face of 'I'm doing great' on his face, and he didn't know what to say.After all, I have seen it so many times, why is it so handicapped?No matter how beautiful the face is, it can't stand such a toss.

While Qing Chuan was thinking, he looked at the guests on both sides. Huang Jingjing was fine, and on the horizontal line, it could be seen that Cheng Jiajia's makeup skills were considered amateurs.Qingchuan was quite surprised that Cheng Jiajia had such a big picture.Then look sideways at Zhao Hangqi...

puff--

my eyes!

"The painting is very good, very artistic." Qingchuan said to Junyue very sincerely, because he didn't paint the blush of death Barbie powder and fluorescent powder on his face, Qingchuan felt that he had to forgive him for his previous behavior .

That Zhao Hangqi had already 'choked' Song Wei's neck.

"Calm down, General! Calm down!" Song Wei broke free, and turned his head while running with a blush brush, "This makeup is definitely not intentional. You and I are officials in the same dynasty, and now we are killing each other, not calling relatives Is the hater fast?"

"The fact is so, how can you quibble? Put down the weapon in your hand and take your life!"

The two of you chased me and performed a "Wang Negative Sword" before sitting back again. Now, it's time for revenge!

"General, please be merciful." Song Wei's eyes filled with tears.

Zhao Hangqi grinned grimly and said, "Master Xiang, don't worry, I will take care of your wife and children."

Qing Chuan also put a makeup sponge on his little finger, picked Jun Yue's chin with his finger, and read the poem affectionately in the tone of a romantic young man: "Pearls and jade are piled on the flowers, and star eyes lie on distant mountains. Afterwards, the clothes are thin and heartbroken. , How often do you look back?"

This is a doggerel in the play where he molested a little boy.

Jun Yue froze, Qing Chuan's disfigured make-up, which matched the red queen's low, couldn't cover up the romantic charm.It seemed that there really was such a person, because after seeing him, I couldn't forget him.

There is beauty, and I will never forget it.

I don’t see you in a day, thinking like crazy.

Jun Yue blushed suddenly, his skin was fair, and once he had this shy emotion, it would immediately show on his face.

What kind of strange feeling is this?Embarrassed and ashamed.

He has always disliked Qingchuan, even now, but at this moment he suddenly felt that if Qingchuan read this poem to someone with such an expression and tone, no one would be able to stand it.Knowing that this is sweet talk and a bunch of nonsense, I still can't help but jump into it.

How can it be so charmingly bad?

Could it be that this is some kind of experience of beheading thousands of people?Jun Yue, who always felt that she was not mature enough and attractive enough to make fans fall in love with her unswervingly, was a little sour.

"Xiao Shizi, it will be too long if you don't do it again." The host reminded at the right time that others had already started.

"Wait and wait, so that you can see, I am omnipotent, young master."

Qingchuan is serious, he is different from other male guests, he has learned makeup.In fact, their guest already had a layer of nude base makeup, otherwise it would not be suitable for a completely bare face, so Qing Chuan began to draw eyebrows directly.

He used dark smoky gray thrush, Jun Yue's facial features are delicate, it is not suitable for thick eyebrows with sword eyebrows, but you can try the reverse curly eyebrows with lighter color, the front is thicker and the back is thinner, the eyebrows can be elongated a little bit, raised upwards, and the tail is hooked, There is no need to emphasize too much on the eyebrow peak, it is suitable for men and women.

What Qing Chuan painted on Jun Yue was a little pink eye shadow, just put it on the end of the eyes, and the eyelids on this side were strengthened with a dark color, which can reduce puffiness and elongate the eyes.Finally, draw the eyeliner, the eyeliner is narrow and slightly raised, and the eyeliner at the lower corner of the eye is also emphasized.

He also put a layer of concealer on his lips, and then made a fleshy pink base and pink smudged.There is also a bit of blush, brush it lightly, and then use setting powder to erase the traces.

Jun Yue has always followed the route of handsome boys, and she always follows the route of cute and tender in makeup and dressing.But this makeup look is a bit sick, the raised eyebrows and eyeliner are strong, how should I put it, the kind of beautiful and miserable.

After finishing the painting, before the time came, Qing Chuan backed away a little so that the audience and the camera could clearly see, "How?"

The audience froze.

Too ugly to speak?Jun Yue thought about it.

It can't be more disfigured than Zhao Hangqi's death Barbie makeup, right?

A mirror came in front of Jun Yue, and he looked in the mirror, his expression was as frozen as the audience's. This never-before-seen makeup probably revealed Jun Yue's other sense of beauty. For the first time, he felt that he could not be coquettish at all. The handsome route.

He looked at the mirror, and then at Qing Chuan's horrible masterpiece.

"Why do you..." The question stopped in the middle, and Jun Yue didn't know what to ask, because their relationship was actually not good, and most of them were due to their own reasons. People are here to repay their grievances with virtue, which makes Jun Yue feel uncomfortable .

He is a typical example of being soft but not hard. Qing Chuan teased him, and he might have to jump, but Qing Chuan carefully put on makeup for him, and Jun Yue, a proud little rooster, lowered his head and felt that he was childish again. And stupid.

Other guests also came to see it. Male stars who know how to make up are very rare. Not to mention, being able to paint like this in a short time is really amazing.

"As a woman, I lost." Cheng Jiajia raised her head and sighed, especially matching her current clear makeup.It can't be said to be ugly, but the bright-looking Cheng Jiajia is actually not suitable for this kind of Xiaobaihua style.

Cheng Jiajia put [-]% makeup on Huang Jingjing, and Huang Jingjing put [-]% makeup on Cheng Jiajia.

This Huang Jingjing is a little careless in doing things, and her EQ is also low.

Director Wang was also there to join in the fun, "If I had known that our Yueming had this skill, I wouldn't have arranged for him a makeup artist, and it would have saved me a fortune."

Song Wei also leaned over to watch it with a big Peking Opera face, and commented there, "Well, it's not bad." But he couldn't tell what was good, and after a long time, he finally said, "It's just that the lips are not evenly painted. ?”

Especially straight men, probably never even heard of lip-biting makeup?

This time, there is no doubt that Zhao Hangqi was eliminated, because his eyes are too hot.

It's also a grievance, it is Song Wei who committed the crime, but the one who suffers is the honest man.Zhao Hangqi himself didn't care. When he said he was eliminated, he burst into tears on the spot. Looking at Song Wei, "Nothing else, I'm just waiting for Lao Song to wear a skirt and step on high heels."

The expressions of the male guests on the stage changed instantly, and even Teng Sheng, who came up as a candidate, froze.

The most ruthless one was the program group. Two rows of hangers were pulled out, and all the skirts hung on them were colorful and big skirts, none of which were plain and low-key.Then there was a row of high-heeled shoes, bright gold diamond-studded ones tied with ribbons, and the pointed and slender heels made people feel painful.

The host smiled very honestly, "Come on, let's choose."

"Do you have to change your shoes too?" Teng Sheng, who had changed, was trembling.

"Yeah, put on your shoes, salute everyone, and it's over. Isn't it very simple?" The host continued to smile.

Cheng Jiajia laughed heartily on the stage, and shouted to Zhang Shuyu, "Let men also enjoy the charm of high heels. It would be even better if they danced in them." Huang Jingjing was beside her, and she wanted to Cross the crowd and talk to Zhang Shuyu.

Oh hoo, this is going to tear your face apart.

The faces of the male guests are all white, and they have to wear clothes to dance?

Fortunately, the program group was not so cruel, "You can change it to a flat bottom when dancing." The male guest was happy, and the host continued, "Otherwise, if you step on this one hundred and eighty kilograms, whoever will step on it?" It's not so good to have a broken bone, is it?"

I wipe, is it so dangerous?

The two sides chose each other's shirts for the enemy. Except for the female guests who also restrained, the male guests basically tossed in the direction of hot eyes.No matter what the original intention is, no matter how good-looking the dress you chose before, as long as you wear it on the male guest, the visual effect...

Qing Chuan walked out on tiptoe slowly.

It's so hard, it's so hard.

Jun Yue chose a conservative skirt with a high collar for him, but his current body is really not suitable for a man to dress up as a woman.His face is indeed very beautiful, but his body is not.

The undulating Adam's apple on the slender neck, the broad shoulders, and the muscular arms are all advantages in the first place, but a suit of women's clothing is instantly nondescript.

King Kong Barbie!

Jun Yue is slightly better, her shoulders are not that wide, and she has no muscles, but men are men after all, let alone the awkwardness of walking in high heels.

The program team was really frantic, so they didn't let them go. They sent an etiquette teacher up to teach them how to salute as a princess.

"Let's do the simplest curtsy."

The etiquette teacher demonstrated, "like this, hold the hem of the skirt with both hands, and pull it to the sides. Open your knees slightly, step back with one foot, bend your knees, keep your upper body straight, not bent, and nod your head. OK, it's done. Isn't it special? Simple?"

The two female guests completed it in one go, very elegant and beautiful.

The male guest tried it and fell directly to the ground.Wearing seven or eight centimeter high heels, it is very difficult just to stand, and you have to step back with one foot, is it independent on one toe?And a series of movements of pulling the skirt and nodding?

Where is it easy?

The harder the male guest fell, the happier the audience laughed.This program group is full of bad embryos, good talent and traffic, what's going on now?The face is gone, and the burden of idols and actors is also gone.

The happiest ones are probably the program team and Director Wang: Okay, the ratings are up, and the promotion is in place.Come, continue, continue to toss the guests.

This time it was Song Wei who was eliminated and Zhang Shuyu came on as a substitute.The topic of the next session is dance, 5 minutes of ballroom dancing, most people can dance this dance, but who will dance the female step and who will dance the male step?

Qing Chuan looked at Jun Yue.

Jun Yue blushed, "I don't dance women's steps."

It is a matter of male dignity, how can you dance women's steps?Doesn't jumping the female step mean that he is not as good as him?

"Height, momentum, debut time, do you think there is any reason why you can not dance the female step?" Qingchuan suddenly took a step forward, lowered his head slightly, and supported the opponent's waist weakly through a layer of air. A voice that can be heard says:

"There is only one person in this world who can make me dance the women's step, and it's a pity it's not you, little brother."

The author has something to say: Wei Ge: It's me.