special monster shelter

The ambiguous title with a hint of obscenity, and it was posted in the dead of night. The point is that it has not been blocked yet, and it has attracted the attention of countless netizens in an instant.

You know, now all the major apps are full of desire to survive, wishing to have patriotism, democracy, and prosperity printed all over their bodies, not to mention flirting, wishing not to even show content below the nose.

As for playing with birds or something, let alone.The precipice is blocked once at a time.

But the video of this Internet celebrity is still standing, and the number of views and comments are increasing at a frequency visible to the naked eye.In less than a while, it was pushed to the top page.

But after other curious netizens clicked in, they suddenly understood why there were so many comments.

There is no other reason, this Internet celebrity is too fucking indebted.

Such a thought-provoking title, after clicking on it, there is no color at all.As for the late-night old driver, he was basically a middle-aged bald big brother, and the bird who played with the bird was the yellow-haired Fat Chirp who was fighting with him.

But this yellow-haired fat chirp didn't know how it was fed. The whole chirp was round like a ball, and with a pair of round black bean eyes, it was so cute that countless people's hearts were blown away.

Especially when it was beating people up and down, it was still screaming chirp chirp chirp in its mouth, which was childish and sweet, but the tone and tone always made people feel cursing.

The netizens who commented below couldn't help but comment even more after reading the title after the initial nature.

"Didn't you just show me this when you took off your pants?"

"God damn playing with birds, this is clearly a chicken!"

"I suspect that both the anchor and the comment section are messing around, and I'm the only one who is a fool."

And soon, at the end of the video, the middle-aged brother playing with birds, that is, Wang Qi, opened a huge banner.

"Fortunate Restaurant, it will open tomorrow. You can play with birds when you come here, and the top ten can also worship the mountain god at close range."

Turning around, he looked at the mountain god he was talking about, a palm-sized black long-haired milky, round like a ball.And behind Naiwang, there is a huge and old sign, Beast King Temple.

"Pfft." Many people who watched were immediately amused.

Pian Wang Qi returned a scripture, "Worshiping the mountain god will bring you good luck. Whoever worships will know, and it will be effective in a second."

The milk dog also cooperated, standing up on his upper body, clasping his palms together and clapping.As if pandering.

Immediately, the comments below exploded.

"If this fucking god is a mountain god, I'll eat shit on my head. I'll eat ten catties."

"Upstairs +1, by the way, report the feudal superstition!"

"Everything you say makes sense, but I'm different. I decided to believe it. Please bless the mountain god and let me win the lottery!"

Tucao, mocking, joking, whatever you say.But one of them was very different, and he actually made a wish, "I will confess to the goddess later, and I beg the mountain god to bless the goddess to agree."

Not only did he make a wish, but he also took a video of himself kneeling down to worship his milk.

Coincidentally, the person who made the wish was also an Internet celebrity, and he had a good relationship with Wang Qi, and the two had linked up before.

But he is not a gourmet Internet celebrity, but a funny Internet celebrity, mainly relying on making jokes.

He also has a lot of fans, after such a toss, soon his fans also know.

But no one took it seriously, they all thought that he was deliberately making some jokes to cooperate with the propaganda.But this time chasing the goddess is really not a joke, he has had a crush on the goddess for many years.I have never dared to approach or speak.

After all, although this funny Internet celebrity is very talented, he just doesn't look very good-looking.The goddess is a standard white and rich beauty, no matter how I think about it, I think it's a leprosy who wants to eat swan meat.

Coincidentally, it is so old-fashioned.As soon as this Internet celebrity arrived, he unexpectedly met the goddess being entangled by a scumbag, and the hero rescued the beauty. Before he could confess, the goddess who was protected by him confessed first!

The moment the goddess opened her mouth, the Internet celebrity was still a little overwhelmed, and just agreed in a daze.It wasn't until a long time later that he really came to his senses and muttered, "Mountain God bless you."

At the same time, someone gave feedback under that post, "It's amazing! I passed the exam after I prayed!"

And another said, "I interviewed."

Coupled with the successful confession of this Internet celebrity, it immediately attracted the attention of many people.

"Is this true? Don't trust me!"

"My mother, this mountain god is really amazing!"

Wang Qi's video immediately became popular, and the number of retweets immediately went up.

At the same time, the reputation of the Beastmaster Temple was also spread.

Someone deliberately went to investigate, and unexpectedly found that there are still many legends here in ancient times.Digging deeper, some people still discovered the anecdote in the countryside that Huo Dou cannibalized people back then.

It is said that some of the families who bought and sold girls in the news were directly eaten or killed by Fudou.

"Fuck! This is a bit magical!"

"Is this really a mountain god?"

Someone turned back and took another good look at Yuan Mu's small restaurant.The signboard of the Beast King Temple has changed from dilapidated to simple for no reason, and it seems to have a bit of fairy air.

Immediately, those who followed suit really went to pay their respects.

Coincidentally, just like a certain treasure's review of swiping orders, follow-up reviews are like mushrooms after rain.

"My mother! I won 200 yuan in the lottery."

"The eggs I eat are double-yolked eggs."

"I snatched the train ticket to go home on National Day!"

For a while, it really exploded in a small circle.

Generally, this kind of video is available if you believe it, and if you don’t believe it, you don’t.Even if you don't like it, just swipe away without looking at it and it's over.But there is that kind of unbelief that wants to challenge it.

There is a young man named Qian Sheng who lives in the provincial capital near Yuanmu, and he is immediately happy after brushing it.Show it to a few friends at the same table.

"Look, it's not enough for the chickens in this video to be stuffed between the teeth."

"It's a headline party, similar to Weibo reposting koi."

Qian Sheng looked back, and after seeing Yuan Mu's address, he added, "Where do you think the store is?"

"Where is it?" The deskmate was still too busy having fun with the girl he just met, and didn't even bother to listen.

"Beastmaster Temple!"

"where?"

"Beastmaster Temple!"

"Hahahaha, just the top ten legends around the provincial capital? They are lying to children!"

"Really, there is more to say in that, and there are mountain gods."

Immediately, everyone at the table burst into laughter.

There is no other reason, it really hit this person.

This son-in-law, Qian Sheng, is an unscrupulous gangster, and he was also very adventurous in the second stage of middle school.You must have visited a place like the Beast Temple, and even took photos to show off to the students around you.

In his impression, the Beast King Temple is a ruined temple, not to mention the mountain god, not even a ghost.

Seeing Wang Qi's video now, I naturally want to go and watch it, and expose the deception by the way.

So, he directly asked a few friends who were with him, "How about it? How about brothers and sisters going to see it tomorrow?"

Those few were also fun, so naturally they agreed, "Go, go! We will also know that mountain god."

So, when everyone said this, Qian Sheng hurriedly took out his mobile phone and opened the app to reserve a table in advance, only to find that there was only the last seat left.

"Look, those who play tricks these days are easy to get angry." They decided that Yuan Mu must be a big liar, and now that they are deceiving people, they want to take the initiative to find Yuan Mu to have a real person who is not afraid of fire. battle.

Before leaving, he moved his mind.Yuan Mu wrote it on the signboard, and the menu was drawn up by himself.

That means, if you can point it out, I can order it!

A ruined temple on a mountain, what real ability can it have.Qian Sheng and his gang also did it on purpose, and really created a problem for Yuan Mu.

A table of game.

The whole mountain belongs to Yuan Mu, so it is definitely no problem for Yuan Mu to go up the mountain to hunt and get caught.But in fact, although wild game is easy to get, it is not so good to cook.

To put it simply, the meat ingredients bred through artificial breeding were originally bred to cater to human taste.As for game, rather than really saying "flavor", it is more about the word "wild".

Everyone has a curiosity-seeking mind, but apart from curiosity-seeking, it is really very difficult to express those "wild" flavors to the fullest.

Many chefs have to think carefully.For a small restaurant like Yuanmu, they don't think they can really do it.

After all, if Yuan Mu really has such good craftsmanship, why use a mountain god as an attractive name.

But Qian Sheng never thought about it, and was rejected directly.

Yuan Mu's answer is very official: "Eating wild animals is very easy to infect diseases. There are more than 100 kinds of diseases that wild animals and humans suffer from. Some of them cannot be killed even at a low temperature of minus 15°C or a high temperature of 100°C." or clear."

"Is it because the chicken legs are not fat or the ribs are not fragrant, is it not good to live?"

Is it not good to live?This sentence made the young master lose his temper, the key point was justified and scientific figures, there was really no way to refute it.

In the end, Qian Sheng, out of embarrassment and anger, directly ordered a whole egg feast.

That means, all dishes should be made with eggs.A table of eight dishes including soup and vegetables requires that the main ingredients must be eggs.

"Hehe, the tongue is really sharp, it depends on how good your hands are."

Five minutes later, Qiansheng received a text message of a successful appointment.Looking down, he was suddenly so angry that his seven orifices were filled with smoke.

"Congratulations, the eight-egg banquet you ordered has been successfully reserved with the merchant. Please have your meal at 12:30 noon tomorrow."

God damn bastard feast!Qian Sheng suddenly felt like he was being scolded.However, there was no room for refutation.

At this time, on the other side of Yuan Mu, the yellow-haired Fat Chiu also withdrew his paw from tapping the phone, and was chirping with Yuan Mu to repeat the son's brother's request.

As for the drowsy white-haired Fat Chirp who was nestled on Yuan Mu's shoulder, he couldn't help but feel strange after hearing that the young master wanted to eat so many eggs at once.

"Why do you get so many eggs?"

Huang Mao Pangjiu thought carefully, and finally came to a conclusion, "Eat what you eat to make up for it, this product may be short of eggs."

Baimao Chuanjiu immediately stretched out his short paws to cover Little Hibiscus' ears, "There are still cubs here! Don't say such nonsense."

Yuan Mu also felt curious when he heard their conversation, so he just took the phone and looked at it himself, and couldn't laugh or cry.

However, the name Eight Egg Banquet has already been issued, and there is no way to modify it.As for the fact that Qian Sheng might be deliberately finding fault, Yuan Mu really doesn't care.

In his eyes, there are only dishes that people can't think of, and there is nothing he can't cook.Not to mention eight dishes, even eighty dishes, he can cook them all at his fingertips.

Thinking of this, Yuan Mu arranged the ingredients that needed to be purchased, and then went back to the room to sleep with the three little ones in his arms.

Little Hibiscus was very excited, and opened her eyes all at once.

Yuan Mu is currently teaching it to read, and two days ago he went to the provincial capital to buy his favorite storybook.

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The night passed quickly, and the next morning, the delivery man in the town brought over the ingredients Yuan Mu wanted to use.

At this time, Brother Gongzi and his party were also on the road, guarding the "hatred" of the Bastard Banquet. Right now, they were trying their best to come to Yuanmu's place to make a mess.