special monster shelter

A small village at the foot of the Beast Temple Mountain

There is no work in the field in winter, and many people stay at home.Of course, those who are diligent still get up early, and some even go out to work to subsidize their families while the farm work is not busy.But the kind of delicious and lazy ones will sleep until the sun rises.

For example, the two bastards Liu Damao and Li Fugui who robbed Yaya's house.

Liu Damao, who lives in the east, fell asleep and suddenly there was a loud noise, and broken bricks and wall dust splashed on his face.The cold wind blew in.Liu Damao sat up with a jolt.

But before he could sit still, a huge creature was forced in from the hole and crushed on his stomach.

This time, his intestines were almost pushed out together.Liu Damao coughed violently, and it took him a long time to catch his breath.Only then did I belatedly discover that the thing pressing on my stomach could actually move.

Not only can it move, it seems to be a soft body.

The long and slippery tentacles moved upward bit by bit along his body, which only made people's skin crawl.

Liu Damao shook his body and looked up, and suddenly met a pair of evil orange-yellow beast eyes.The eyeballs are the size of light bulbs, surrounded by pale skin covered in mucus.

Looking down, there are more tentacles entangled with him.Evil, with countless tentacles.

Yes, what was on him at the moment turned out to be a gigantic deep-sea squid!

Fuck!Liu Ermao was silent for a while, then suddenly let out a terrified scream, "A monster!"

Hua Piao hadn't woken up in the first place, but when he heard his ugly voice, his temper became even more irritable. As soon as a tentacle fell into his mouth, he uttered a rare swear word, "Shut up, I!"

But the other Li Fugui was no better than him.

Of course, he was not broken into, but fell asleep and suddenly found a person sitting beside the bed.

She has a good figure, long hair reaching her waist, and she is a beauty just by looking at her back.

"You can ask me three questions." The woman spoke, her voice was ethereal, but extremely pleasant.

Li Fugui thought he was in a dream, so he opened his mouth glibly, "Do you have a boyfriend?"

"No."

"Then are you pretty?"

"pretty."

"Are you here to have sex with me?"

"...idiot." As if she couldn't bear it anymore, the woman directly cursed.

Being scolded out of thin air, Li Fugui was also annoyed.

"Are you sick! You suddenly ran to my house in broad daylight and sat on my bed and called me a fool?" He sat up suddenly, wanting to see what a woman was like.

But at this moment, the woman turned her head.

With a clean face, the facial features are indeed good-looking, but those eyes are scary, with only the white of the eyes and no pupils.

It's a ghost!

"..." Li Fugui shuddered, and he had no dirty thoughts.But the female ghost suddenly spoke to him faintly.

"You've finished asking me questions, so I'll ask you one too."

"What, what?"

"In the Cartesian coordinate plane, what is the locus of a point that is equidistant from the point (1, 1) and the line x2y3?"

"This... I forgot about this long ago." Li Fugui looked confused.

But the female ghost slapped him hard on the face, and cursed, "The trajectory is a straight line, and you don't even understand the basic parabola. Why do you still want to rob other girls' houses?"

Then came another question.

"Assuming that the chord of the parabola F is AB, what is the positional relationship between the circle whose diameter is AB and the directrix of the parabola?"

"..."

"Stupid! It's Xiangli." Another slap in the face, "Go back to high school and do May [-] if you don't have any education or skills. A waste like you is not even worthy of farming!"

In the room, there were crackling slaps, accompanied by screams and screams.

……

At this time, in the small courtyard on the mountain, after braiding the little hibiscus, Yuan Mu carried it to the kitchen to cook.

There are a lot of guests here today, Yuan Mu really can't waste too much time.

When there are many people, the most trouble-free thing is actually to make buns.

The noodles that have been raised long ago are a soft ball. Squeeze out the air, wrap them into buns and steam them in a pan for 10 to [-] minutes, and they will become white and fat again.

Beef, mutton, three delicacies, as well as vegetable tofu and bean paste custard.There are eight kinds of fillings, including meat, vegetarian, sweet, and salty.Now it is full and steaming on the steamer, waiting for the timing of the pot.

But if you have steamed stuffed buns, you should have a good bowl of porridge. The two rice porridge with millet rice has a mellow aroma, which seems bland, but it can best neutralize the greasy feeling when eating steamed stuffed buns.

Mix sesame oil with chili oil to make a small dish of potato shreds, which is refreshing and refreshing.Pickled cucumber pickles, emerald ones are placed next to them.

There are also crispy dry-fried small yellow croakers, marinated beef and soft and glutinous pork knuckles on a plate.Finally, serve a bowl of winter melon and shrimp skin soup.Soothing and warm.

It seems simple, but it can give people the warmest satisfaction in this winter.

They were all regular customers, seeing that Yuan Mu was too busy alone, he hurried over to help.After all the dishes were placed on the table, Yuan Mu breathed a sigh of relief.

"By the way, little boss, where's the squid king in your house? Is it because it's too cold, so it's locked in the house?" A guest asked curiously.

"Not in the yard?" Yuan Mu was very surprised, turned his head to take a look, and found that Hua Piao was really not there.The small pool was empty, and there were no two splashes.But he clearly remembered that the slider had been floating there since morning without sinking to the bottom.

If that's the case... Yuan Mu's heart moved, he turned around and went to the kitchen again.Sure enough, at the small table dedicated to Die Xian in the kitchen, the test papers were thrown randomly, the pen was dropped aside, and Die Xian was nowhere to be found.

When Yuan Mu was cooking, he actually noticed that Die Xian was missing, and thought it had gone somewhere to play, but since he hasn't come back for such a long time, something is wrong.

Little Hibiscus rolled her big eyes around, rubbing around Yuan Mu's trouser legs for a while, and Yuan Mu reached out to hug him, "Honey, why are you so busy today?"

"Just, Brother Yuan accompany me~" Xiao Mujin turned her head away, guilty and afraid to look at Yuan Mu.

Seeing her reaction, Yuan Mu didn't understand anything.Immediately looked into the yard, as expected, two fat chirps were standing on the branch at the gate of the yard, you pushed me, I kicked you, as if there was a disagreement.But looking at them again, there is a lot of cold air on them, obviously they look like they have been out for a while.

Yuan Mu walked to the two of them calmly, "What are you talking about?"

The yellow-haired Fat Chirp was startled and almost fell off the branch, but he quickly stood up and replied, "Chirp!" Nothing was done!

"is it?"

"Jiu Jiu Jiu" is true, Xiao Bai can also prove it.

Yuan Mu was very suspicious, "Where did Hua Piao and Die Xian go?"

The two Fat Chirps glanced at each other, and spoke hesitantly.

"Cheating."

"Go shit."

Yuan Mu: Huh?

The two Jiu looked at each other again, and said at the same time again.

"Go shit."

"Cheating."

Yuan Mu: ...

Little Hibiscus turned her head away, unable to bear to look directly at it.

At this moment, Hua Piao, who took the form of a human, walked in from the outside refreshedly carrying Die Xian's plate.

When I looked up, I saw Yuan Mu.

Yuan Mu: What did you two do?

The two fat chirps turned their heads to transmit the sound at the same time.

Hua Piao and Die Xian were silent for a few seconds, and then said with difficulty, "We... have an affair and go shit?"

Yuan Mu: ...All right, as long as you are happy.

After all, the two fat chirps and little hibiscus heaved a sigh of relief.Baimao Fat Jiu and Little Hibiscus solemnly thanked Hua Piao and Die Xian.

Although Hua Piao was dumbfounded by them, she also pampered the cubs habitually. After all, it wasn't a big deal, and those two people were indeed too wicked.

As for Die Xian, he even said that in the future, he can find her more for such things.It's really not easy, I have a place to vent the bird qi I have suffered for so many days.

Huang Mao Pangjiu hadn't talked to her much before, seeing her being so generous, he patted the plate and agreed, "Sisters are too embarrassing, brothers will protect you from now on!"

Die Xian was also very excited after hearing this, "Can you help me finish today's paper?"

The yellow-haired Fat Chiu suddenly became unconfident, and said falteringly, "Forget about the papers, brother, I haven't been to elementary school yet."

Die Xian burst into tears, as the only high school dog in the family, she was really too difficult.

A group of monsters were whispering here, but Yuanmu's guests had already had dinner.

After eating, Yaya's family planned to go to the other side of the village to do business first.

Originally thought that they would not be able to come back until night, after all, the two brothers were rascals, and they were not clear about this kind of thing.

Even if the village head is on Yaya's side, it will be difficult to finally get an explanation.But I never expected that the family of three would come back in less than two hours.

"It seems to be going well?" Yuan Mu poured tea for the three of them.

The man took a big sip first, then said with a smile, "It went well, no, it should be said that it was too happy!"

"These two people probably watched too much about the bastard, and God couldn't stand it. When we arrived, one was hung upside down on the beam of the house and sang Lei Feng's good example, and the other was beaten like a pig's head. It's like, when you see people, you yell that there are ghosts."

"As soon as the village chief asked someone to put them down, they knelt down and kowtowed to us, saying that they would never dare to do bad things again, and apologized to Yaya."

"That's really good." Yuan Mu also smiled, and then poured a cup of tea for the little girl to hold in her hand to warm, "Ya Ya is so lucky, the villain also took the initiative to apologize! "

"Yes." The little girl nodded earnestly, "I have always been very lucky."

"Have a good rest." Yuan Mu left the hot water for the family of three, then turned and left the house.

Outside the door, the three little ones stood with their backs to him, as if they wanted to go somewhere to play together.

Yuan Mu reached out to catch them together in his arms, and gently rubbed them one by one.

"Honey, I'll give you three minutes to talk, and then tell me what Hua Piao and Die Xian are doing today, okay?"

The two Fat Chirps realized that something was wrong at the same time, and desperately gave Little Hibiscus winks, signaling it to pass the test as cute.

But in a hurry, Xiao Mujin misunderstood the meaning and said hesitantly, "Go... go to the toilet to have an affair?"