special monster shelter
Chapter 115 When to consummate the house
"Is it true? The flower demon also recognizes humans as mothers?" Huang Mao Fat Jiu suddenly became interested.
All things have spirits, if plants have adventures, even ordinary plants that have the blood of monsters like Conscientious Flesh can have spiritual consciousness.
But it's fine if it's other monsters, the key is a mimosa.
Mimosa has always been sensitive and shy. Even if it is really alive, it will never take the initiative to talk to humans.
Now you actually recognize humans as mothers?How wonderful is this girl!This is the first reaction of the yellow-haired fat chirp.
Zhirou nodded, "It's a really nice girl, and she's also pretty. It's just that she doesn't like others."
After thinking for a while, Shirou added, "Brother Yuan, do you know him? My avatar said that he has Brother Yuan's aura."
Yuan Mu smiled and glanced at Xie Zhi.
Xie Zhi also remembered that it was the girl who helped in the previous nanny murder case.
Yuan Mu also briefly talked about the specific process of the acquaintance.
"Damn it! Has that bastard who committed the crime been eunuched?" Huang-mao Fat Jiu exploded immediately after hearing this.
It doesn't like to hear this kind of thing the most. It always feels that such a big old man has the strength to do something. If he can't run around the lake twice, bullying a little girl is nothing.
Xie Zhi calculated the time, "I guess it will be released in half a year."
"What?" Even Bai Mao Fat Chirp was startled, "What about the little girl!"
During the nanny case before, Xie Zhi investigated the girl's information. The girl was just 20 years old, and because of this incident, she even dropped out of university and went to see a doctor in the provincial capital alone.
She is still so young, and she still can't get out of the shadow of this incident, but the criminal who molested on the bus is about to be released from prison!
Is this fucking human?
They are all people who have younger sisters or daughters at home. Thinking of this, Bai Mao Fat Jiu also wants to hit someone.
Xie Zhi kept his face sullen and didn't speak, but Yuan Mu knocked on the bowl, motioning for everyone to eat first.
Seeing that the atmosphere is not good, I hurriedly pick out the interesting ones and continue talking with them.
"I haven't finished talking just yet! Although it's a mimosa, it's quite courageous. When I saw my avatar, I even barked my teeth at her."
"Mimosa baring teeth? Why?"
"Maybe you see that I am a monster, and you are afraid that I will hurt its mother!"
"What disease does that girl seek you for?" Xie Zhi suddenly remembered that the incarnation of Zhirou who was a doctor in the provincial capital was clearly Director Chen of the emergency department.
Zhirou immediately blushed, "That's right, I also have an avatar who is working as a psychiatrist~"
"So it's a woman?" Yuan Mu hit the nail on the head.
Shirou covered his face, "Short oil~ People are plants~"
Fungi can barely be considered hermaphrodites, and there seems to be nothing wrong with flesh-conscious incarnations having women.
But the reason is the same, but the eyes of everyone at the dinner table looking at him still become weird.
Sensei felt aggrieved, "What are you doing! Our plants are clearly like this!"
Hua Piao held back for a while, but still couldn't help moving the stool away from Shirou, with a disgusted look on his face.
"No, squid, what do you mean!"
Wen Yu immediately did the same thing.
"!!!" Zhirou was even more angry.
Wen Yu complained with a cold face, "tui! It's only after we've known each other for so long that I realize you're a shemale!"
Pointing is too precise, and there is nothing to say.
The yellow-haired fat chirp laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, and the white-haired fat chirp was busy covering the ears of the little hibiscus to prevent it from receiving bad things.
As for Xie Zhi, he was obviously so stimulated by the words of androgyny that he couldn't eat anymore.
After all, although he no longer eats fungi, he still ate a lot in the past.
Seeing Xie Zhi's expression, Yuan Mu guessed what he had imagined, and immediately grabbed Xie Zhi and kissed him.
"Still eating!" Xie Zhi shuddered, and the tips of his ears turned red in an instant. As for the nausea, mushrooms, androgyny in his mind just now, all of them disappeared.
Yuan Mu pinched the tips of his ears again, "Don't be afraid, the cubs know it, they are used to it."
"Yeah." Xie Zhi nodded subconsciously, but then realized, what do the cubs know?
Do you know his relationship with Yuan Mu?Or did he know that Yuan Mu was always secretly kissing him when he was fine?
Xie Zhi was originally thin-skinned, but now his neck is even red.
The others were forcibly fed dog food, and they were so tired that they simply ate more food to make up for the trauma to their hearts.
Seeing that the mood of everyone at the dinner table had returned to calm, Yuan Mu also continued to eat.A small crisis landed here.
However, after the meal, the matter of the girl and the mimosa was brought up on the table.
"Brother Yuan, is that little flower demon okay?" Baimao Chuanjiu was a little worried.
The flower demon is the most vulnerable in its infancy, and if it is not taken care of properly, it will easily die.It doesn't even need any artificial persecution, just looking at natural disasters may directly take their lives away.
Yuan Mu shook his head, "It's okay, when I found Xiaohua, I already gave it a lot of spiritual energy."
Xie Zhi wasn't too worried, "According to Shirou, this cub is already able to transform, so it should be well taken care of."
"Hey, but the girl is too pitiful." Xiao Mujin frowned very worried.
It has been through similar experiences in the past, so it can empathize with girls the most.
Yuan Mu held her in his arms and coaxed her, "Don't be afraid, it's okay, everything will be fine."
Yuan Mu's words were spoken very calmly, but inexplicably hidden many profound meanings.And this sentence, generally the most common, is heard from the elders who have experienced many winds and rains, or from the population who have experienced ups and downs.
But Yuan Mu was different, his tone was very firm, without any vicissitudes, but there was a kind of hope in it.
Little Hibiscus looked up at Yuan Mu, savoring the meaning behind it, and suddenly felt very at ease.
Yuan Mu rubbed its head, "When there is a chance, let's invite her to play on the mountain."
"Will you come?" Little Hibiscus remembered that at the dinner table, Yuan Mu said that the girl had a fear of men.
As for Yuanmu's yard, no matter what it looks like, except for the little Hibiscus, everyone is gender-difficult.
Yuan Mu thought for a while, and added, "It doesn't count? After all, both sexes are kinky."
With this sentence, Xie Zhi's face immediately became ugly.He thought again of the things he had forgotten at the dinner table.
Zhirou subconsciously hid behind Hua Piao, always feeling that he was in danger of being kicked out of the shelter by the king.
Meat: No, my lord!I promise I will be a pure man every day from now on!
So, just like that, after a few days of trembling, Xie Zhi finally forgot about this cheating thing for the time being.
In the next few days, under Yuan Mu's constant coaxing and deception, Xie Zhi finally could no longer dislike the flesh, and he was relieved.
Huang Mao Fat Chirp sighed, "Father is actually quite scary to do it! Look, you can't even grow mushrooms in the mountains."
The little fox quickly raised its short paws to cover its mouth, "Brother, you are crazy! Father heard that he is going to beat you again."
Huang Mao Pangjiu sighed, "Hey, Jiangshan is dying!"
The white-haired Fat-Jiu shook his head, thinking that Huang-Mao Fat-Jiu, who was addicted to the palace drama, was completely hopeless.
But at this moment, a little orange came over and called out, "Brother Huang!"
Baimao Fatjiu readily agreed, "Huh? What's the matter?"
After speaking, it immediately realized that all the monsters in the yard were looking at it.
"Hahahahaha! Xiaobai, you've obviously been in the show a long time ago!" Huang-mao Fat Jiu laughed with his belly up, rolling back and forth.
The white-haired fat chirp was silent for a while, then flew up suddenly, and stepped on the yellow-haired fat chirp's stomach out of thin air.
"Damn it! Xiaobai, did you fucking murder your brother?"
There was a commotion in the yard, and Xie Zhi, who was off work, was horrified as soon as he entered the door.
Yuan Mu poked his head from the kitchen and waved at Xie Zhi, Xie Zhi didn't even think about it, and went into the kitchen.
Huang-mao Fat-Jiu immediately yelled, "Look, father is going on a date with the Prince Regent's Little Black House again."
When Xie Zhi heard it, he immediately frowned, "Fart!"
Yuan Mu hurriedly pulled him into the kitchen, and kissed him while no one was around.
"Baby, don't you miss me?"
I haven't seen you for a long time, so what's there to worry about!Xie Zhi despised Yuan Mu's clinginess very much, but he put his arms around Yuan Mu's waist very consciously to wrap him in his arms.
Yuan Mu kissed Xie Zhi again, "Go wash your hands and help me cook."
Xie Zhi obediently went to the back room to change his clothes, and then went to the kitchen to work with Yuan Mu.
Although Xie Zhi only knows how to make Yangchun noodles, he can do almost all the basic tasks.
Especially chopping vegetables, Xie Zhi is the best.
The shredded potatoes are neatly arranged on the chopping board.Each strand is exactly the same width.
Seeing him chopping vegetables meticulously, Yuan Mu suddenly found it interesting.
Everyone has something they are not good at, just like Xie Zhi.Xie Zhi knows everything, but he is very mediocre in cooking.
But they are also complementary. Yuan Mu has a pair of skillful hands, and can carve a carrot into a carved beam, but when he leaves the kitchen, he becomes a hand that can't even make a bamboo dragonfly.
Thinking of this, Yuan Mu suddenly asked Xie Zhidao, "Did you say that I was fooling you before?"
"What do you mean?" Xie Zhi looked up at Yuan Mu.That means, since he was a child, Yuan Mu has fooled him a lot. When Yuan Mu suddenly mentioned it, he couldn't think of which one to refer to.
Yuan Mu was not embarrassed, but said openly, "Just the bamboo dragonfly. I said that the wind in the God Realm is wrong, so you can't fly. But you seemed to say last time that you didn't fly when you came to the Human Realm?"
"What's the matter? You tried it!" Yuan Mu put his arms around Xie Zhi's waist from behind, and put his chin on Xie Zhi's shoulder.
Xie Zhi was silent for a while without answering.
After all, such a naive thing, a mature king would not do it!
Yuan Mu saw his concealment at a glance, and continued to ask, "Why didn't you answer? Am I guessing right?"
After Xie Zhi finished cutting the potatoes, he put down the kitchen knife, took Yuan Mu's hand from his waist, and handed him the frying spoon.
"Cook quickly, don't be so hungry."
Yuan Mu persisted, "You haven't answered my question yet."
While talking, he pressed his hand on Xie Zhi's chest, "Baby, don't hide your thoughts, tell me quickly!"
"No comment!" Xie Zhi couldn't bear it anymore, and finally planned to push Yuan Mu away.
But Yuan Mu stuck close to him, forcing Xie Zhi to the edge of the cooking table where the chopping board was placed, and pressed his hands on the edge of the cooking table at Xie Zhi's waist, trapping him between himself and the cooking table.
"What do you want to do?" Xie Zhi suddenly became alert, always feeling that Yuan Mu was going to make trouble.
Sure enough, Yuan Mu whispered in his ear, "It doesn't matter if you don't tell me the bamboo dragonfly, just use the answer to another question instead."
"What else do you want to ask?"
Yuan Mu smiled and bit Xie Zhi's earlobe, "Old husband and wife have talked for so many years, and now they are talking, when will you let me eat you?"
"!!!" Xie Zhi froze his back immediately, "Huh, what are you talking about?"
"Didn't you understand?" Yuan Mu continued his efforts, "Then I'll change the word."
"Honey, when will we consummate the house?"
All things have spirits, if plants have adventures, even ordinary plants that have the blood of monsters like Conscientious Flesh can have spiritual consciousness.
But it's fine if it's other monsters, the key is a mimosa.
Mimosa has always been sensitive and shy. Even if it is really alive, it will never take the initiative to talk to humans.
Now you actually recognize humans as mothers?How wonderful is this girl!This is the first reaction of the yellow-haired fat chirp.
Zhirou nodded, "It's a really nice girl, and she's also pretty. It's just that she doesn't like others."
After thinking for a while, Shirou added, "Brother Yuan, do you know him? My avatar said that he has Brother Yuan's aura."
Yuan Mu smiled and glanced at Xie Zhi.
Xie Zhi also remembered that it was the girl who helped in the previous nanny murder case.
Yuan Mu also briefly talked about the specific process of the acquaintance.
"Damn it! Has that bastard who committed the crime been eunuched?" Huang-mao Fat Jiu exploded immediately after hearing this.
It doesn't like to hear this kind of thing the most. It always feels that such a big old man has the strength to do something. If he can't run around the lake twice, bullying a little girl is nothing.
Xie Zhi calculated the time, "I guess it will be released in half a year."
"What?" Even Bai Mao Fat Chirp was startled, "What about the little girl!"
During the nanny case before, Xie Zhi investigated the girl's information. The girl was just 20 years old, and because of this incident, she even dropped out of university and went to see a doctor in the provincial capital alone.
She is still so young, and she still can't get out of the shadow of this incident, but the criminal who molested on the bus is about to be released from prison!
Is this fucking human?
They are all people who have younger sisters or daughters at home. Thinking of this, Bai Mao Fat Jiu also wants to hit someone.
Xie Zhi kept his face sullen and didn't speak, but Yuan Mu knocked on the bowl, motioning for everyone to eat first.
Seeing that the atmosphere is not good, I hurriedly pick out the interesting ones and continue talking with them.
"I haven't finished talking just yet! Although it's a mimosa, it's quite courageous. When I saw my avatar, I even barked my teeth at her."
"Mimosa baring teeth? Why?"
"Maybe you see that I am a monster, and you are afraid that I will hurt its mother!"
"What disease does that girl seek you for?" Xie Zhi suddenly remembered that the incarnation of Zhirou who was a doctor in the provincial capital was clearly Director Chen of the emergency department.
Zhirou immediately blushed, "That's right, I also have an avatar who is working as a psychiatrist~"
"So it's a woman?" Yuan Mu hit the nail on the head.
Shirou covered his face, "Short oil~ People are plants~"
Fungi can barely be considered hermaphrodites, and there seems to be nothing wrong with flesh-conscious incarnations having women.
But the reason is the same, but the eyes of everyone at the dinner table looking at him still become weird.
Sensei felt aggrieved, "What are you doing! Our plants are clearly like this!"
Hua Piao held back for a while, but still couldn't help moving the stool away from Shirou, with a disgusted look on his face.
"No, squid, what do you mean!"
Wen Yu immediately did the same thing.
"!!!" Zhirou was even more angry.
Wen Yu complained with a cold face, "tui! It's only after we've known each other for so long that I realize you're a shemale!"
Pointing is too precise, and there is nothing to say.
The yellow-haired fat chirp laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, and the white-haired fat chirp was busy covering the ears of the little hibiscus to prevent it from receiving bad things.
As for Xie Zhi, he was obviously so stimulated by the words of androgyny that he couldn't eat anymore.
After all, although he no longer eats fungi, he still ate a lot in the past.
Seeing Xie Zhi's expression, Yuan Mu guessed what he had imagined, and immediately grabbed Xie Zhi and kissed him.
"Still eating!" Xie Zhi shuddered, and the tips of his ears turned red in an instant. As for the nausea, mushrooms, androgyny in his mind just now, all of them disappeared.
Yuan Mu pinched the tips of his ears again, "Don't be afraid, the cubs know it, they are used to it."
"Yeah." Xie Zhi nodded subconsciously, but then realized, what do the cubs know?
Do you know his relationship with Yuan Mu?Or did he know that Yuan Mu was always secretly kissing him when he was fine?
Xie Zhi was originally thin-skinned, but now his neck is even red.
The others were forcibly fed dog food, and they were so tired that they simply ate more food to make up for the trauma to their hearts.
Seeing that the mood of everyone at the dinner table had returned to calm, Yuan Mu also continued to eat.A small crisis landed here.
However, after the meal, the matter of the girl and the mimosa was brought up on the table.
"Brother Yuan, is that little flower demon okay?" Baimao Chuanjiu was a little worried.
The flower demon is the most vulnerable in its infancy, and if it is not taken care of properly, it will easily die.It doesn't even need any artificial persecution, just looking at natural disasters may directly take their lives away.
Yuan Mu shook his head, "It's okay, when I found Xiaohua, I already gave it a lot of spiritual energy."
Xie Zhi wasn't too worried, "According to Shirou, this cub is already able to transform, so it should be well taken care of."
"Hey, but the girl is too pitiful." Xiao Mujin frowned very worried.
It has been through similar experiences in the past, so it can empathize with girls the most.
Yuan Mu held her in his arms and coaxed her, "Don't be afraid, it's okay, everything will be fine."
Yuan Mu's words were spoken very calmly, but inexplicably hidden many profound meanings.And this sentence, generally the most common, is heard from the elders who have experienced many winds and rains, or from the population who have experienced ups and downs.
But Yuan Mu was different, his tone was very firm, without any vicissitudes, but there was a kind of hope in it.
Little Hibiscus looked up at Yuan Mu, savoring the meaning behind it, and suddenly felt very at ease.
Yuan Mu rubbed its head, "When there is a chance, let's invite her to play on the mountain."
"Will you come?" Little Hibiscus remembered that at the dinner table, Yuan Mu said that the girl had a fear of men.
As for Yuanmu's yard, no matter what it looks like, except for the little Hibiscus, everyone is gender-difficult.
Yuan Mu thought for a while, and added, "It doesn't count? After all, both sexes are kinky."
With this sentence, Xie Zhi's face immediately became ugly.He thought again of the things he had forgotten at the dinner table.
Zhirou subconsciously hid behind Hua Piao, always feeling that he was in danger of being kicked out of the shelter by the king.
Meat: No, my lord!I promise I will be a pure man every day from now on!
So, just like that, after a few days of trembling, Xie Zhi finally forgot about this cheating thing for the time being.
In the next few days, under Yuan Mu's constant coaxing and deception, Xie Zhi finally could no longer dislike the flesh, and he was relieved.
Huang Mao Fat Chirp sighed, "Father is actually quite scary to do it! Look, you can't even grow mushrooms in the mountains."
The little fox quickly raised its short paws to cover its mouth, "Brother, you are crazy! Father heard that he is going to beat you again."
Huang Mao Pangjiu sighed, "Hey, Jiangshan is dying!"
The white-haired Fat-Jiu shook his head, thinking that Huang-Mao Fat-Jiu, who was addicted to the palace drama, was completely hopeless.
But at this moment, a little orange came over and called out, "Brother Huang!"
Baimao Fatjiu readily agreed, "Huh? What's the matter?"
After speaking, it immediately realized that all the monsters in the yard were looking at it.
"Hahahahaha! Xiaobai, you've obviously been in the show a long time ago!" Huang-mao Fat Jiu laughed with his belly up, rolling back and forth.
The white-haired fat chirp was silent for a while, then flew up suddenly, and stepped on the yellow-haired fat chirp's stomach out of thin air.
"Damn it! Xiaobai, did you fucking murder your brother?"
There was a commotion in the yard, and Xie Zhi, who was off work, was horrified as soon as he entered the door.
Yuan Mu poked his head from the kitchen and waved at Xie Zhi, Xie Zhi didn't even think about it, and went into the kitchen.
Huang-mao Fat-Jiu immediately yelled, "Look, father is going on a date with the Prince Regent's Little Black House again."
When Xie Zhi heard it, he immediately frowned, "Fart!"
Yuan Mu hurriedly pulled him into the kitchen, and kissed him while no one was around.
"Baby, don't you miss me?"
I haven't seen you for a long time, so what's there to worry about!Xie Zhi despised Yuan Mu's clinginess very much, but he put his arms around Yuan Mu's waist very consciously to wrap him in his arms.
Yuan Mu kissed Xie Zhi again, "Go wash your hands and help me cook."
Xie Zhi obediently went to the back room to change his clothes, and then went to the kitchen to work with Yuan Mu.
Although Xie Zhi only knows how to make Yangchun noodles, he can do almost all the basic tasks.
Especially chopping vegetables, Xie Zhi is the best.
The shredded potatoes are neatly arranged on the chopping board.Each strand is exactly the same width.
Seeing him chopping vegetables meticulously, Yuan Mu suddenly found it interesting.
Everyone has something they are not good at, just like Xie Zhi.Xie Zhi knows everything, but he is very mediocre in cooking.
But they are also complementary. Yuan Mu has a pair of skillful hands, and can carve a carrot into a carved beam, but when he leaves the kitchen, he becomes a hand that can't even make a bamboo dragonfly.
Thinking of this, Yuan Mu suddenly asked Xie Zhidao, "Did you say that I was fooling you before?"
"What do you mean?" Xie Zhi looked up at Yuan Mu.That means, since he was a child, Yuan Mu has fooled him a lot. When Yuan Mu suddenly mentioned it, he couldn't think of which one to refer to.
Yuan Mu was not embarrassed, but said openly, "Just the bamboo dragonfly. I said that the wind in the God Realm is wrong, so you can't fly. But you seemed to say last time that you didn't fly when you came to the Human Realm?"
"What's the matter? You tried it!" Yuan Mu put his arms around Xie Zhi's waist from behind, and put his chin on Xie Zhi's shoulder.
Xie Zhi was silent for a while without answering.
After all, such a naive thing, a mature king would not do it!
Yuan Mu saw his concealment at a glance, and continued to ask, "Why didn't you answer? Am I guessing right?"
After Xie Zhi finished cutting the potatoes, he put down the kitchen knife, took Yuan Mu's hand from his waist, and handed him the frying spoon.
"Cook quickly, don't be so hungry."
Yuan Mu persisted, "You haven't answered my question yet."
While talking, he pressed his hand on Xie Zhi's chest, "Baby, don't hide your thoughts, tell me quickly!"
"No comment!" Xie Zhi couldn't bear it anymore, and finally planned to push Yuan Mu away.
But Yuan Mu stuck close to him, forcing Xie Zhi to the edge of the cooking table where the chopping board was placed, and pressed his hands on the edge of the cooking table at Xie Zhi's waist, trapping him between himself and the cooking table.
"What do you want to do?" Xie Zhi suddenly became alert, always feeling that Yuan Mu was going to make trouble.
Sure enough, Yuan Mu whispered in his ear, "It doesn't matter if you don't tell me the bamboo dragonfly, just use the answer to another question instead."
"What else do you want to ask?"
Yuan Mu smiled and bit Xie Zhi's earlobe, "Old husband and wife have talked for so many years, and now they are talking, when will you let me eat you?"
"!!!" Xie Zhi froze his back immediately, "Huh, what are you talking about?"
"Didn't you understand?" Yuan Mu continued his efforts, "Then I'll change the word."
"Honey, when will we consummate the house?"
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