I want to play HE with a man every day [Quick time travel]

It was almost six o'clock when I went out, and it was already dark.

"What do you want to eat?" Yan Jiarui squeezed Lu Miao's hand.

"Eat hotpot." Lu Xiao pointed to an advertisement for a hotpot restaurant on the LCD TV on the wall.

"..." Yan Jiarui turned his eyes away, "Change to something else, if you want hot pot, I'll make it for you tomorrow."

"But I want to eat it now, I want to eat spicy food." Lu Xiao looked at him incredulously, since he came to this world, he has never eaten a single spicy meal, which is unbelievable for a Changsha native. The bird feathers have faded.

"Things like this outside... I don't feel safe," Yan Jiarui sighed, "Change to another one today, and eat hot pot tomorrow, okay?"

"Really?" Lu Xiao didn't give up.

"No." Yan Jiarui was very firm.

"Okay..." Lu Miao glanced at the hot pot restaurant advertisement regretfully, "I will help you when I make it."

"Okay," Yan Jiarui smiled, "What else do you want to eat besides hot pot?"

"Don't tell me," Lu Xiao glanced at him, "You won't let me tell you."

"Let's listen first." Yan Jiarui also looked at him.

"Don't say it," Lu Xiao started, "it's impossible to say, lest you spoil my interest again."

"Really?" Yan Jiarui scratched his palm.

"Itchy..." Lu Xiao laughed and wanted to pull it away, but Yan Jiarui held it tightly, "Little, uncle, itchy."

"Say?" Yan Jiarui stopped, just when the elevator came, he led Lu Xiao into the elevator, pushed down the negative floor, turned his head to look at the sluggish person, "Huh?"

"You won't let me say so," Lu Xiaoxiao leaned on him aggrievedly, "The thing I want to eat the most should be even more unacceptable to you than hot pot."

Yan Jiarui's eyelids twitched, but he still said: "You said there might be a one percent chance, but if you don't say that one percent chance is gone."

...It's true, Lu Miao looked up at him for a while, and then said quickly: "***."

"What?" Yan Jiarui was confused.

"**." Lu Miao quickly repeated it again, and laughed himself after saying it.

"...Congratulations, the [-]% chance is gone." Yan Jiarui also laughed, smiling.

"Uncle, don't," Lu Miao suppressed a smile, "I said."

Yan Jiarui didn't speak, just looked at him.

"Just, just..." Lu Xiao leaned into Yan Jiarui's arms, put his arms around his waist, looked at him and whispered, "I want to eat barbecue."

"Ding--"

The elevator stopped, and three girls walked in.

Yan Jiarui led Lu Xiao inside, turned his back, and said in a low voice, "Yes."

"Ah?" Lu Xiao was surprised, "Yes?"

"Yeah." Yan Jiarui smiled slightly.

"Why...what?" Lu Xiao was puzzled, "The hot pot is not allowed, but the barbecue is allowed? What's wrong..."

"Tsk," Yan Jiarui pinched his waist lightly, "I won't let you say that."

"Uncle, I was wrong." Lu Xiao hurriedly lowered his head.

Yan Jiarui smiled angrily, and when he was about to speak, someone poked his back, and an uncertain female voice came: "Hi..."

"Who is it?" Lu Xiao poked his head out to look, Yan Jiarui also turned his head, it was the three girls, they were all stunned when they saw them turning their heads, and then they took a deep breath in sync.

"Is it your fan, uncle?" Lu Xiao whispered.

"Hiss—" the three girls took another breath.

Lu Xiao was happy.

Yan Jiarui gave them a gentle smile, when the elevator reached the first floor, he took Lu Miao and walked out, and then the three girls chased them out: "Hey, are you Yan Jiarui?"

"He is." Lu Xiao said.

"Oh my mother," Sister A clapped her hands, "Yan Jiarui really lives in the same building as us, my God, I can play outside for a year!"

Sister B seconded: "Yes, yes."

Yan Jiarui was a little helpless, and smiled at them: "Hello."

"Ah, Yan Jiarui talked to me!" Sister A screamed.

"You're still smiling at me!" Sister B was excited, "Yan Jiarui, I'm your true fan. I really like you very much. Can I take a photo with you?"

Sister A hurriedly said, "Me too! You are so handsome!"

"Thank you, yes," Yan Jiarui was very gentlemanly, "Thank you for your liking."

The two girls shouted and hurriedly came over to take a photo. Just as Lu Miao was about to give way to a girl, the girl C who had been silent all this time suddenly said, "Wait!"

All three of them had a meal, and Yan Jiarui also looked up at her.

Sister C smiled embarrassedly, then pulled Sister B, her voice was low...but everyone present could hear clearly: "Isn't the one next to Yan Jiarui his son?! You forgot? The first snowy day One day the power went out and we met in the corridor."

The four of them were taken aback at the same time, and then sister A and B turned their attention to Lu Miao who had been ignored by the two of them, and took another breath in an instant.

"..." Lu Xiao subconsciously walked to Yan Jiarui's side.

"Tell you to mess around." Yan Jiarui went to hold his hand a little funny.

"Someone is here." Lu Mo's ears were a little hot, so he avoided it.

"Then what's the matter?" Yan Jiarui held her tightly, "I can't see anyone?"

"Hiss—" the three girls gasped incessantly.

Lu Miao was a little embarrassed, coughed twice, and just wanted to explain.

"My mother, orthopedics!" Sister A said.

"Fuck, I might have a real orthopedic surgery!" Sister B was surprised.

"Ah, help me quickly," Sister C threw herself on Sister A, "It's so cool, ah~"

"..." Lu Xiao and Yan Jiarui.

Lu Miao coughed again, trying to explain again.

"Ah, but when I first got into the elevator, I heard Comrade Xiaoyan call him Uncle?" Sister C said.

"Small book!" Sister A said, "What's Yan Jiarui's nickname?"

"It should be, oh my god, it's still a little unbelievable..." Sister B said, "Yan Jiarui doesn't look like a person in his 40s, his skin is so good and firm."

"Comrade Xiaoyan is also very good-looking, although he doesn't look like his father Yan Jiarui." Sister A said.

"Cough..." Lu Miao couldn't help laughing.

"..." Yan Jiarui had no choice but to take Lu Miao away.

"Hey, that's not the point, okay?" Sister C looked at Yan Jiarui and Lu Miao with a serious face, "Yan Jiarui, Comrades Xiaoyan, please persevere, don't be afraid of the worldly eyes, at least the three of us will always support you of."

"Yes!" Sisters A and B agreed.

"..." Yan Jiarui sighed for a while, with black lines all over his face, "You guys misunderstood, we are not... a father-son relationship, but a normal couple relationship."

"You don't need to say it," Sister C said, "We understand!"

"Yes!" Sister B said, "Don't worry, we will definitely keep it secret for you."

"I will never break the news with the media!" Sister A said.

"..." Yan Jiarui was a little speechless.

"Ahem," Lu Xiao, who couldn't stop laughing, stopped his smile, "You really misunderstood, we are really not what you think, I was just kidding with him that day."

The three girls shook their heads in unison, as if we didn't believe what you said.

"Really..." Lu Miao choked a little, "Do you think Yan Jiarui looks like a man in his 40s?"

"It's not like, but it's not impossible," the girls said.

"..." Lu Miao was also speechless, he looked up at Yan Jiarui.

"...Sorry, we still have something to do, let's go first." Yan Jiarui nodded to them, took Lu Miao's hand and walked to the parking area.

"Hey, let's take a picture together!" Several people chased after them.

Yan Jiarui stopped.

"Uncle, don't get along with them..." Lu Xiao said in a low voice.

"It's okay, wait for me in the car first," Yan Jiarui handed him the car keys, "Do you remember the license plate number?"

"Remember." Lu Xiao said.

"Well, let's go, I'll be right there." Yan Jiarui pushed him forward, then turned and walked towards the three girls.

Lu Xiao really had the feeling that Yan Jiarui was Tang Seng who wanted to break into Pansi Cave, could he still get out...

"Hey, Comrade Xiaoyan is here too! Can I take a few photos for you alone?" the girls said.

"..." He seemed to be a little Tang monk, Lu Xiao ran towards the car, but he was not at ease, halfway through, he got in between the two cars, and went back to Yan Jiarui and the three girls.

He listened with pricked ears and wanted to laugh for a moment. Yan Jiarui was reasoning with the three of them, saying that it was wrong to like abnormal relationships like orthopedics. up.

"I'm sorry." The three girls apologized.

"It's okay, you are still young, and it is understandable that you have not formed a correct understanding of many things," Yan Jiarui said, "It's good to change it now, but it can't be like this in the future, you know?"

"We know." The three girls looked apologetic.

"Well, then..." Yan Jiarui hadn't finished speaking.

"Then can we still like you?" Sister C said awkwardly, "Please don't hate us, we will change it, and apologize to you again."

"I'm sorry." The three girls bowed.

"Of course." Yan Jiarui stroked them and said with a smile, "You are great fans, and I would like to thank you again, thank you for your love."

"No, no, it's our honor to like you!" The three girls were very happy, and after talking for a while, "Then we won't bother you, and hope to see you next time and talk with you! "

"Okay," Yan Jiarui waved at them, "See you next time."

The three girls left.

Lu Miao waited for them to go far before slipping out, and threw himself into Yan Jiarui's arms: "Uncle, you are really amazing."

"Huh? Why are you here?" Yan Jiarui was stunned.

"I've been here all this time, and I've listened to what you've taught them," Lu Miao praised again, "You're really amazing."

"It's nothing." Yan Jiarui smiled helplessly, "When I said it, I was actually very uncertain. I was afraid that they wouldn't listen at all, and they would be entangled with this matter forever."

"Ah?" Lu Xiao was puzzled, "Why?"

"Because there is no very precise definition of people's three views." Yan Jiarui took his hand and walked to the car together. "Actually, no one has reason to talk about other people's three views. Of course, the premise is that the person Did nothing to harm ourselves."

"They raped us just now," Lu Xiao said in a daze, "so..."

"Well, so I educated them," Yan Jiarui sighed, "For this kind of thing, they can keep it in their own hearts or in their small circle, but if they say it, it's not good, after all, the three views in society are still There's a 'right' framework."

Lu Xiao nodded.

"Also tell us about this." Yan Jiarui stood still and nodded his nose, "Stop making jokes in public in the future, I don't care, but you just want to enter the circle. Things are not good, and the online language environment is very bad now."

So it was because of him that I talked to them so much... Lu Miao felt warm in his heart.

"Where's the key?" Yan Jiarui said.

"Here," Lu Xiao handed it to him, and said after getting into the car, "Uncle, what do you want to eat?"

"Huh?" Yan Jiarui put on his seat belt, "I'll take you to a barbecue."

"No, let's eat what you like." Lu Xiao said.

Yan Jiarui glanced at him a few times: "Why did you say that suddenly?"

"I just think..." Lu Miao was a little embarrassed, "I haven't done anything for you, but you've been kind to me, so I'm quite... sorry."

"What do you want to do so much?" Yan Jiarui laughed, looking at Lu Miao with gentle eyes, "I said, as long as you are by my side, that's enough, not to mention, how long have we been together? The future is still very long , we have a lot of time, so..."

Lu Xiao was stunned.

"So," Yan Jiarui smiled, "Let's go have a barbecue now, shall we?"

"Uncle..." Lu Miao felt his nose a little sore.

"Huh? Are you going to cry?" Yan Jiarui smiled and reached out to touch his face.

"I don't want to cry." Lu Xiao rubbed his nose and said sullenly, "Then change to another one, barbecue is unhygienic."

"You really think so?" Yan Jiarui couldn't help laughing.

"Uncle..." Lu Mo's ears felt hot.

"Let's eat," Yan Jiarui smiled for a while, then started the gas pedal, "The places I take you to eat can be grilled by yourself, and the seasonings are all separate."

Lu Miao was puzzled for a moment: "Don't we cook the hot pot ourselves?"

"The bottom of the pot is prepared by the store," Yan Jiarui said. "I used to eat hair and even cockroaches in relatively high-end hot pot restaurants. Since then..."

"Stop talking," Lu Xiao interrupted shamefully, "I'm going to eat later..."

Yan Jiarui laughed, didn't say any more, and concentrated on driving.

"I really want to eat spicy food..." When passing by a night market, Lu Xiao couldn't help rubbing his stomach.

"Pregnant?" Yan Jiarui glanced at him.

"...What?" Lu Xiao gave him a slap.

"Otherwise you want spicy food so much," Yan Jiarui pretended to be thinking, "Well, it sounds like you're crying, it's really in line with pregnancy, but we haven't done it yet... eh? Baby, which wild man is it? ?”

"Uncle, are you crazy?" Lu Miao slapped the hand hooking his chin away amusedly, "The light is green."

"You can't change the subject even if the light is green," Yan Jiarui turned the steering wheel, "Hurry up and talk."

"Oh," Lu Miao glanced at him speechlessly, "Your."

"You let me down," Yan Jiarui said with a really disappointed expression, "If I remember correctly, we really haven't done it yet."

"What are you implying, uncle?" Lu Xiao looked at him.

"Don't change the subject." Yan Jiarui was serious.

Lu Xiao smiled and was really convinced: "It was originally yours, have you forgotten that one night before, you climbed into my boat and treated me like this for a whole night, so you were pregnant."

"Oh?" Yan Jiarui was confused, "Why don't I remember."

"You have lost your memory." Lu Miao said.

"So that's how it is..." Yan Jiarui took the time to look at his stomach, "So it turns out that men can get pregnant too."

"Then I don't know." Lu Miao leaned back lazily, "Your old Yan's sperm is poisonous, and it can make a big man like me pregnant."

"Cough..." Yan Jiarui couldn't help laughing.

"Can't you make it up?" Lu Miao smiled proudly, "Really, play this with me."

"Yes, I can't beat you," Yan Jiarui shook his head and said, "President Lu Xiaoxiao is the best person in the world."

"You're here again," Lu Xiao gave him a yawn, "I'm not playing anymore, how long will it take?"

Yan Jiarui looked at the time: "About 20 minutes."

"Then I can't go to the supermarket tonight." Lu Xiao said.

"Well, go tomorrow morning," Yan Jiarui said, "the food will be fresher."

"You know all this?" Lu Miao's face was exaggerated, "Wow, uncle, you are really amazing, awesome."

"Why is it like praising a child?" Yan Jiarui laughed.

"You think too much." Lu Xiao also smiled.

"Oh?" At the red light, Yan Jiarui stopped and turned his head to look at him.

"You're not a child," Lu Miao smiled slyly, and stretched out his hand to poke his throat, "You are an old pervert."

"You always say that about me," Yan Jiarui grabbed his finger, "Are you implying something, huh?"

"Tch," Lu Xiao was unconvinced, "It's obviously you who have been hinting."

"I didn't." When the green light came on, Yan Jiarui let go of his fingers and smiled, "I was just trying to make you happy."

"I don't think so," Lu Miao said, "I think you just want to."

"Really," Yan Jiarui laughed, "You are still young, it's not suitable for you to do that, you should be older."

"Hey, who did this to me in the bathroom today." Lu Xiao squinted at him.

"Hmm..." Yan Jiarui thought for a while, "It doesn't count if you didn't go in."

"..." Lu Xiao lightly kicked off the car, turned his head and did not look at him, "You scumbag."

There were too many cars at the moment, Yan Jiarui didn't pay attention to him, he just said: "I went too far today, I won't be like this next time, is your place better?"

Lu Xiao didn't say a word and didn't want to talk to him.

Yan Jiarui gave a suspicious "hmm".

Lu Miao still ignored it, just looked out of the window.

"What's wrong?" Yan Jiarui realized something was wrong.

"It's none of your business." Lu Xiao said.

Yan Jiarui was taken aback for a moment, then smiled: "Are you angry?"

"Don't dare." Lu Xiao snorted.

"Oh," Yan Jiarui smiled for a while, "Let me think about it... Is it because I said you were young?"

"Tch," Lu Miao said in a slightly dissatisfied tone, "It's about as old as you."

"Oh?" Yan Jiarui smiled, "Isn't it big?"

"It's really not big," Lu Xiao showed a disdainful expression, "It's like a piece of dried radish."

"Lu Xiao." Yan Jiarui made a serious face on purpose.

"Why?" Lu Miao looked at him with a puzzled face.

"Don't be like this," Yan Jiarui sighed self-indulgently, "It's my fault, uncle apologizes to you?"

"I don't accept it." Lu Xiao turned his head back arrogantly.

Seeing him like this, Yan Jiarui also knew that he had calmed down, so he tried to change the subject: "Do you listen to music?"

"You change the subject." Lu Xiao said.

"...No," Yan Jiarui took advantage of the red light and turned on the music, "I'll play my favorite band's song for you, do you want to listen?"

"Who is it?" Lu Miao asked pretending not to care.

"MichaelLearnsToRock, a Danish band," Yan Jiarui clicked on the screen a few times, and a slow rocking rhythm came out, "This song is called 25 minutes."

"Oh..." Lu Miao tried to listen for a while, and felt vaguely familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere.

"How is it?" Yan Jiarui asked.

"It sounds good." Lu Miao replied sincerely.

Yan Jiarui smiled: "Do you have a favorite singer?"

"No." Unable to figure it out, Lu Miao gave up, "I only have songs I like."

"What song?" Yan Jiarui said, "See if my post-90s generation is similar to your post-00s' favorite song."

Lu Miao didn't say so quickly, he was a little confused, this world still has a lot of overlapping points with his original world, the background used by the author of this novel probably overrides the reality a bit.

I don’t know if there are any albums released by Sister Gaga in 18 in this world...

He hesitated and said, "The ones I like are quite miscellaneous. The ones I like to listen to recently are Always Remember Us This Way, shallow, RandomRules and so on."

"I can't see that you still like lyrical songs." Yan Jiarui was a little surprised.

"Of course." Lu Miao raised his chin subconsciously, "Why, don't you look like it?"

"Not like," Yan Jiarui laughed, "I thought you liked listening to Korean K-pop music."

"I liked it when I was in junior high school," Lu Xiao said, "I liked to listen to quieter ones when I was in high school."

"Very good." Yan Jiarui nodded.

"Then have you heard those songs I mentioned?" Lu Xiao asked curiously.

"Do you think I'm so out?" Yan Jiarui looked at him.

"No," Lu Xiao's heart tickled, "what are you talking about, uncle."

"I've heard the two songs by Lady Gaga," Yan Jiarui flicked his forehead, "I haven't heard the latter one."

Fuck, there really is Ladygaga...

Lu Miao covered his forehead and sighed for a while: "The latter song is not well-known, and I heard it by accident. I don't know who the original singer is."

"Play it for me," Yan Jiarui gestured to his mobile phone, "The password is my birthday...do you remember my birthday?"

When Lu Miao was about to enter the password, he paused and groaned: "You don't even remember my birthday, and I certainly don't remember yours either."

"That's a coincidence," Yan Jiarui smiled, "I also remember your birthday."

"I said I don't remember." Lu Xiao corrected.

"Oh?" Yan Jiarui took the time to point to the phone in his hand.

Lu Xiao looked down and was a little speechless. He didn't know when his hand was untied, and he sighed: "It's a loss."

"Skinny." Yan Jiarui flicked his forehead again.

"Hiss, if you play me again, I won't let you go." Lu Miao said dissatisfied.

"No, I ask President Lu Xiaoxiao to play it," Yan Jiarui said, "Please add your favorite songs to the playlist for me."

"Hey, I still want to spy on my hobbies." Lu Xiao said so, but the sweetness on his face couldn't be stopped.

"Then can you let me peep?" Yan Jiarui asked with a smile.

"No," Lu Xiao clicked on the search box, "It's just strange."

Yan Jiarui laughed, and soon, a slow rocking rhythm came from his ears.

"This version is sung by silverjews," Lu Miao put it into Yan Jiarui's "I Like It" playlist, "other versions are not as good as this one."

"Well, it's pretty good," Yan Jiarui nodded, "It's my favorite type...is there anything else?"

"Yes, there are more than 300 songs in the playlist," Lu Xiao said, "There are all kinds of songs."

"You guide me here?" Yan Jiarui said.

"Why?" Lu Miao hummed and laughed, "You really want to spy on my hobbies?"

"Of course, do you think I'm lying?" Yan Jiarui smiled.

"Who knew you, your mouth is always like a honeypot, and the words you say are like the standard words of a scumbag..." Lu Miao took out his mobile phone while muttering.

"Oh," Yan Jiarui laughed, "Why do you think so?"

"Who knows." Lu Miao searched, and added the song that Yan Jiarui played just now to "I Like", and that band also conveniently collected it.

"Do you really think so?" Yan Jiarui sighed, thinking about it, it seemed that what a scumbag said, but, "The words I said to you are indeed from my heart, maybe I just got together, I can't control it... I will pay more attention to proportion in the future."

"Did I say I don't want to hear it?" Lu Xiao looked at him.

Yan Jiarui was stunned for a moment, then smiled instantly: "No."

"Then why are you panicking?" Lu Miao snorted, "You are already 28 years old, why are you so immature?"

"Huh?" After being educated by a 19-year-old child, Yan Jiarui laughed, and at the same time, his heart was indescribably sweet, Lu Miao, this child, is really good.

"Uncle." Lu Miao called him at this moment.

"Huh? What's the matter." Yan Jiarui glanced at him.

"Have you met Lady Gaga?" Lu Xiao asked tentatively.

"Yes," Yan Jiarui said, "we are friends, what's wrong?"

shit...

My boyfriend and Ladygaga are friends...

"What about Batman, Taylor Swift, Long Ma and the others?" Lu Xiao followed up and asked.

"I'm not familiar with Batman, but I have a good relationship with Taylor Swift and Long Ma." Yan Jiarui smiled, "Why, are you their fan?"

Lu Miao said that he didn't hear what he said, and was shocked to death. My boyfriend and superstars are friends... This is really, a bit dreamy.

"You really know each other?" Lu Miao doubted that he was bragging.

"...What do you think?" Yan Jiarui said helplessly, "Have you forgotten what your boyfriend's profession is?"

"You..." Lu Miao really thought about it, and then realized, oh... this man is a supermodel, and it seems not unusual to know Taylor Swift and the others.

Wait, he... seems to be in a relationship with this supermodel?

shit...

Kind of dreamy.

Lu Miao felt a little dizzy, so he accidentally touched the phone screen with his hand, and the song he had just collected started playing, and it was "25 minutes" that Yan Jiarui started playing.

Just as Lu Xiao was about to close it, his fingertips froze.

He remembered, this song...is the ringtone of the doctor who cut Pippi for him...

The author has something to say:

Lu Miao: "He must be bragging."

One day, when the two got married, the live singing guests were Taylor Swift, Kamei and others, and the banquet was lined up with Batman, Captain America, Long Ma, etc...

Lu Xiao (unsteady): Damn...

PS: I didn’t mention China because the domestic entertainment industry is superficial [狗头]