When a straight man is bound to the matchmaker system [Transmigration Book]

Author Kway Zi Li (hereinafter referred to as Ah Li): hhhhh welcome everyone to Ah Li's happy live broadcast room!Because the long novel "When a Straight Man Binds a Matchmaker System [Transmigration Book]" is finally over, today we are honored to invite the five main characters of this book to sit here, namely Luo Huaqing who is flamboyant and evil, Yuxue who is cute Chen Xiaoming, and Bai Jinman who is gentle and cool , cold and handsome Yi Ruochen, and our wind-like man, system 001, everyone applauds and welcomes!

Five people (slandering in their hearts): What kind of embarrassing introduction is this, hello!

It makes people want to tear off these bloody labels every minute, hey!

Ah Li (unaware): In order to meet the needs of the audience, today our live broadcast is divided into four main parts, namely 1. The image inside and outside the play is revealed; 2. The plot of your favorite novel; 3. The point you want to complain about most in the novel; 4. What do you want to say to the author.Without further ado, let's start the first topic!Let's start with our hero Xiao Ming~

Chen Ming (laughing awkwardly but politely): Hello everyone, I am Chen Ming~ In the book "Matchmaker", I am a time-traveler. After becoming a sword spirit, I had a series of incidents with Qingqing described.In and out of the play... emmm, I think it should be the same, they are all the kind of soft and cute otaku, who usually look innocent and innocent, but the kind who can stand alone at critical moments.

Ari: Hahaha, thank you Xiaoming!Because this book is unfolded from the main perspective of Xiao Ming, compared to other characters, he is really under a lot of pressure, and he has basically experienced all the exciting plots hahaha~ Then let us hand over the microphone to Qingqing!

Luo Huaqing (serious face): Hello everyone, I am Luo Huaqing who is very coquettish in the play and cold outside. Don’t look at me being coquettish and cute all day in the book to flirt with Xiao Ming. It’s actually the opposite outside of the play (being shot in the head by Chen Ming) )...

Ah Li (rescue): Ah, there was a live broadcast accident just now, I'm sorry, but since Xiao Ming and Qing Qing have something to talk about for the time being, let our Jin Man speak first!Speaking of Jin Man, you have been affectionately called Mother Bai by Xiao Ming and readers in the book, how do you feel about this?

Bai Jinman (with a cold face): Hehe.

(The air is silent for three seconds)

Bai Jinman (sorting out emotions): I am Bai Jinman, the sick and weak person in the novel, yes, I vomited three volumes of blood in a row, and then I was sick like a cocoon, and my hands and feet were cold and my body was delicate and balabala... But I'm really, really working out!I'm not that sickly everyone trust me!

(Ruochen nods frantically, the system suppresses a silent laugh)

Ari (embarrassed smile): Haha, is that the case, but in fact, sick and weak stalks are more popular now (Luo Huaqing interrupted: No wonder you handed the sick and weak stalks to me later), this will also increase your popularity and charm, right?Next, what will Ruochen say?

Ruochen (grabbing the microphone, sinking into his dantian): Hello, everyone. I am Yi Ruochen. I am really happy to receive the book "Matchmaker", because not only in the book, I fell in love with my young lady. Lord, I became his licking dog even outside the book!Please bless us, thank you!

Bai Jinman (black question mark): I think I'm a little short of oxygen, I want to take a break from the live broadcast...

Ari (laughing dryly): Haha, Ruochen looks quite different from the aloof image in the book. Everyone must find it very interesting, right? (No answer) Then let's hand over the time to 001!

System (with a wry smile): To be honest, I always thought that I was not qualified to come to this live broadcast room. After all, with your pissing nature as the author, I thought that I would have the same fate as Liuwa in "XX Cold Jokes", but at the end, I would not be able to come to this live broadcast room. The one without a name... well, I seem to be talking too much nonsense, but I am a cannon fodder character in the book, and outside the book, I should be that kind of traditional warm man.

Ari (takes back the microphone): Okay, thank you for your active participation in our first session, and now we will move on to the second topic: What is your favorite plot in the novel?From this session, we can use the rush-answer system, and we don't need to speak according to the order of the seats... Ah, has Ruochen raised his hand yet?

Ruochen (excited face): Ah, actually!What I like the most is in the illusion. The scene where I sank into the water with the young master really feels very dreamy and beautiful. The key is that the young master agreed to be with me after coming out of the water, and the emotion sublimated. What really doesn't feel good!

Bai Jinman (kicks away): What nonsense are you talking about?This is just a small scene, forget how I usually teach you?With everyone like this, how can this live broadcast room continue?

Ari (Circle): Hahahaha, it’s okay, it’s okay, those who can pass the trial are all good pictures of socialism with healthy and upward five stresses and four beauties. Don’t worry, everyone!So what's your favorite episode Xiaoming?

Chen Ming (clapping): Ah, it must... must be Qingqing's women's clothing!Ladies!Ah, it's so beautiful, I can't describe it, but it's a pity that he refused to wear it for life and death, and I was the one who suffered a disadvantage when I got married.

Luo Huaqing (pressing his head): Xiao Ming, how many times have I told you that "self-righteousness" is useless, understand?Ah, the microphone is in my hands, so I will try to say something reluctantly.My personal favorite plot is the reunion between Chen Ming and me (of course not the time I fell into the garbage dump in modern times!), that is, the part where I sneak into the palace where the ancient sword is stored to let blood, and Xiao Ming suddenly appears.In fact, at that time, I hadn't written about the emotional drama of the past and present, but the description of that meeting was very emotional.

Ah Li (star-eyed): Ah, thank you, Qingqing, you are still handsome today!Then let's hand over the microphone to Jin Man, who seems to have a lot to say.

Bai Jinman (???): The plot related to me, how should I put it, is basically either vomiting blood or on the way to vomiting blood. It is also difficult for me to choose.But I still quite like the scene where I was carried out by Ruochen from the cold jade coffin. After all, there is a sense of sight of Sleeping Beauty/Snow White? ?Ok you can understand that I am talking nonsense. . .

System (elegant): It's finally my time. Actually, I personally don't like my story line very much, but I prefer the plot of abusing Xiao Ming and Qingqing in the novel (hahahaha, I really don't mean to attack personally), especially Xiao Ming's love for you. The part where he feeds Ruyan Jue really abuses my heart, and thanks to Xiao Ming's strong psychological endurance, I will be able to come back later~ But the ancient dog-blood abuse texts are really good for me hh

Ah Li (holding the forehead): Hey, everyone’s preferences are really different. Sure enough, the interview was a surprise hahaha (laughing awkwardly), anyway, the next part is the most exciting part! !Tucao Conference! !Throw all your bricks at "The Matchmaker" I can stand it!Ah, Ruochen, what are you doing grabbing the microphone——

(Ruochen hands the microphone to Bai Jinman)

Bai Jinman (with a sinking dantian): Now that the microphone is in my hands, I will speak unceremoniously.The point I want to complain about the most is of course the sick and weak stalk! !I'm not the male lead, why should I bear such a tragic fate? !The point is that life after life is not long and sick, and in the end the sweetheart ran away with others (I have no objection to the relationship between Chen Ming and Luo Huaqing), thinking about it makes me feel so miserable...

Ruochen (weak voice): But you still have me...

Bai Jinman (turning on deaf ears): There is more!The most terrible thing is that this sick and weak stalk is like the torch of revolution, he can be passed on! !I just got better and Luo Huaqing fell into the love gu, Luo Huaqing recovered and I started to get sick again, and Ruochen and I were done, Xiao Ming died several times, Ari, you really, as a writer, you don’t know if you don’t know! ￥&%&%&￥%...

(The screen goes black for a few seconds)

Ah Li: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Chen Ming: Actually, I think compared to Mother Bai, the author treats me pretty well. He not only arranges two male protagonists to protect me, but even has the powerful friendship line of the system to escort me.But in this way, I feel that my personality is a bit untenable, because I have been growing too slowly relying on the protection of others, and I can't say that I am very strong in the end, which may make some readers feel unsatisfactory.

(Ari instructs Chen Ming to pass the microphone to Luo Huaqing who is beside her)

Luo Huaqing: Well, as far as I am concerned, there is no major flaw in the plot, I just feel that the author’s later plot is pushed so fast hahahahaha (Ari: I’m crying because school is about to start), but the overall feeling is not bad La.In addition, the writing style of the whole novel has changed a lot. It can be seen that the author should be making progress, but the complaints at the beginning may be a little bit persuasive. I think the clicks have dropped a bit too much. I still need to pay more attention in the future. .

System (froze for a moment): It’s my turn. What I want to complain about is that there are too few scenes in the middle of the system, hahaha. Of course, this is because I am trapped by another system, but the author should be able to explain it. Be clear~ Also, the tension of the plot is not enough. Some big scenes of life and death still need to be polished, which will be more shocking.

Ari: All right!Thanks for everyone's suggestions!Then we will enter the last part of today's live broadcast. What do you want to say to me?In view of the fact that the previous article is too long, just one sentence per person~

Luo Huaqing: Thanks to the author for portraying me as such a glamorous monster, and also for allowing me and Xiao Ming to get to know each other, know each other and love each other.

Chen Ming: After writing this long novel, the author really worked hard~ Fortunately, in the end, the foreshadowing of the pits dug and buried were basically echoed, so I hope you can make greater progress in the next book! (hugging Luo Huaqing and kissing her)

Bai Jinman: emmm, I won't say much, I just hope that the author will be gentler to his sick little angel in the future, and stop vomiting blood so often hahh

Ruochen: I hope the author can create more characters with distinctive characteristics~ I feel that this book still has the problem of character homogeneity from time to time, and we all felt it when we played against each other.

System: Don't know what to say?Then I'll just spread some flowers~ I wish the author all the best!

Ari (moved and wiped away tears): Thank you, my little angels! !This book would not exist without you! !Thank you for supporting the whole story! !This is the end of today's live broadcast, so let's advertise my new article~ The name is "The Tyrant He's Greedy with the Master [Rebirth]", this time Ahri wants to write a story about eternal night and redemption , if you like plot tension and heart-stirring emotions, don't hesitate to jump into the pit quickly~ We welcome you~

Thank you all, see you there!

The author has something to say: the last episode is over, the little matchmaker really wants to say goodbye to everyone~

Thank you for your continuous encouragement and support. I will continue to work hard and live up to everyone's expectations!