family affairs

What's the most embarrassing thing about a blind date?

The most embarrassing thing is that I look at you blurry through a layer of film, but you look at my face covered with bubble gum.

Ok……

Zhang Xiuqi didn't know what to say, he could only pretend to be nonchalant and tear off the bubble gum from his face.

But this bubble gum is too soft to tear...

"Sorry, I'm going to the bathroom."

With bubble gum on his face, he went to the bathroom calmly, and the rate of turning heads along the way was 100%.

After Zhang Xiuqi cleaned up his face, he returned with a calm face, walked to the place just now and sat down.

The man who struck up a conversation was also sitting there.

He is in a suit and leather shoes, in his 40s, with a pair of glasses, and looks elegant.

Zhang Xiuqi stepped forward and pulled out the chair to sit down, with a serious and gentle tone: "Sorry, I've been waiting for a long time."

Well, nothing happened just now, I just went to the bathroom.

Zhang Xiuqi had a serious face.

"Not long ago." The man also had a serious face. He touched a business card and handed it to Zhang Xiuqi: "I think you know who I am, my name is Cheng Haidong, I am 48 years old, and I have a 19-year-old daughter. Your sister said that you are 37 years old and have never been married."

Zhang Xiuqi nodded: "Yes, I have never been married, but my eldest son is nineteen this year."

Cheng Haidong: "???"

Eldest son?

Zhang Xiuqi said again: "My second son is Seventeen."

Cheng Haidong: "!??"

And a second son?

Zhang Xiuqi continued to scare him: "My third and fourth sons will be sixteen this year."

Cheng Haidong: "!!!"

How many sons are there!

Zhang Xiuqi said surprisingly: "My grandson just had a full moon this year."

! ! ! ! !

Cheng Haidong stood up abruptly: "I'm sorry to bother you."

Zhang Xiuqi: "...."

Sure enough.

Cheng Haidong left, Zhang Xiuqi continued to sit there gracefully... He took out another bubble gum and threw it into his mouth.

15 minutes later, Zhang Xiuqi, who was walking on the street, received a caring greeting from his sister.

"Brother, how about a blind date like this?"

"It went very well." Zhang Xiuqi made his sister dumb with a single sentence: "As soon as people hear that I have become a grandfather, they immediately get up and leave without hesitation."

My sister couldn't help being rude: "Damn!!!"

So the failure of the blind date really has nothing to do with me, although...

Zhang Xiuqi touched his chin with a melancholy expression.

Although he has a handsome face, he dressed up specially, and can pretend to be a college student, but really... If he has many sons, even grandchildren, it is not uncommon for him to scare people away.

After all, no one wants a person in his forties to go out and be called grandpa.

After comforting himself, Zhang Xiuqi turned around and walked towards Huaicheng East Road.

Well, his eldest son works part-time at the Yunhe Hotel here.

It's a chef.

Because he is already familiar with the staff of Yunhe Hotel, Zhang Xiuqi can come and go freely.

It was two o'clock in the afternoon, when no one was eating, and the hotel was relatively free. Zhang Xiuqi called the elder son from the rest area outside the hotel. He was reporting the result of the blind date to the elder son, but in the end he only got a sentence from the elder son: " I already knew."

Zhang Xiuqi: "...."

What happened to the sudden heart block?

On the phone, the eldest son said: "Every time you go on a blind date, in addition to introducing our brothers, you must also tell people that you have never been married, but you who have never been married, how many sons do you have?" , as soon as I heard it, it came out of the waves."

Zhang Xiuqi coughed lightly: "Am I so sloppy?"

The eldest son disliked him: "Don't ask me if you're a prostitute or not, just look at the dates of birth of my younger brothers."

Zhang Xiuqi: "...."

Really.

The birth dates of the brothers, starting from the second child, are almost one a year.

Especially the third son and the fourth son sounded like twins.

Ok……

Zhang Xiuqi was a little speechless looking at the sky.