family affairs

When people are unlucky, even drinking water can get stuck between their teeth.

Really.

Zhang Xiuqi didn't believe this before.

But since he promised his sister Zhang Yalan to go on a blind date yesterday.

He felt that he was not unlucky all the time.

Now too.

How powerful is this broom covering the world?

Really.

People who haven't endured it can't imagine it.

But the culprit was still rolling backwards and forwards laughing behind him.

very good!

Very friendly!

Zhang Xiuqi was so friendly that he put Su Yang in the vegetable market and beat him up!

Don't look at Su Yang who is a little bit taller than Zhang Xiuqi.

But when it comes to fighting, Su Yang really can't beat Zhang Xiuqi.

Because Zhang Xiuqi has practiced before!

It is still practiced to the point where you can climb walls and cornices with your bare hands.

Su Yang can't do it at all.

Although Su Yang can do it twice.

But putting on airs really can't stand the test.

So after being beaten by Zhang Xiuqi, Su Yang finally became honest.

Not only did Su Mian not feel heartache when she saw it, she also felt that Zhang Xiuqi had shown mercy.

Su Yang: "...."

Ok.

I was picked up and raised.

Su Yang finished firmly.

Su Yang, who had finished his determination, followed Su Mian and Zhang Xiuqi, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he dared not speak at all!

So cowardly!

Zhang Xiuqi ignored him, and only asked Su Mian, "Grandma, what did you say before that you wanted to give Su Yang a blind date?".

Su Mian let out a long sigh, and said, "It's not this kid, he's not worrying all day long, he said before that he was going abroad to do special research, and that's fine, he'll give me a piece of shit when he comes back. When I came back, I don’t know which woman with blond hair and big breasts. On the first day this kid just came back, she kept calling here to look for him. As for him, he didn’t answer, and I couldn’t understand what the woman said. , I just listened to one sentence!"

Zhang Xiuqi was suspicious: "What?"

Su Mian's face became tense with anger: "The woman said, Lao Wupi! It's better not to get involved with him because of the Hong Kong style! You have a whole face!"

Zhang Xiuqi: "...."

Su Mian's face turned blue with anger!

Su Yang covered his face behind the two of them.

Really.

If Su Mian hadn't learned so well, Zhang Xiuqi wouldn't have believed it.

this word...

No wonder Su Yang is so fussy today!

"Grandma, don't worry, I'll take care of Ah Yang!" Zhang Xiuqi patted his chest to promise!

Su Mian was overjoyed: "Oh, Xiao Qi, it's great if you are willing to help, as long as you help me get rid of that brat, grandma will give you a big red envelope as a matchmaker!"

Zhang Xiuqi laughed so hard that his canine teeth showed, "That's a good relationship, but..."

Su Mian was taken aback: "But what? Are you afraid you won't find it? It doesn't matter, grandma trusts you!"

Zhang Xiuqi glanced back, and whispered to Su Mian, "Grandma, you know me, well, I'm different from other men, you know, my..."

Su Mian thought it was something, grabbed the back of Zhang Xiuqi's hand and patted it: "Don't worry, grandma knows about you, it's not easy for you to raise those children, grandma is not the kind of unenlightened person , if you have friends like you around you, you can also introduce them to Yang Yang, as long as you have a good character, a clean family background, and can give birth, of course, the most important thing is that you can control that brat."

Zhang Xiuqi immediately agreed: "Don't worry about this grandma, I will definitely find someone who can control him! Ah Yang is too ignorant, if you don't want to go on a blind date, you can't use grandma's body to talk nonsense!"

"That's right!" Su Mian was particularly sympathetic to the enemy: "This kid just needs to be dealt with! If he is half as sensible as you, I won't worry about it anymore."

Zhang Xiuqi: "...."

The praise came so suddenly, why did Bu Zao suddenly feel guilty?

Zhang Xiuqi thought about it seriously.

Probably because...

Although I am a bit rough, I don't dare to talk nonsense about Zhao Ruilan's body.

Ok.

This is not a fight.

This is courting death!

Back in the village, when we were about to say goodbye, Su Yang couldn't hold back, rubbed the bruise on the corner of his mouth and asked him, "What did my grandma tell you on the way back just now?"

Zhang Xiuqi looked at him coolly: "Your grandma asked me to introduce you to someone."

Su Yang took a long breath: "Fortunately, fortunately, I thought it was a big deal."

Zhang Xiuqi said: "Your grandma asked me to introduce you to someone like me."

Su Yang was stunned for a moment: "What do you mean?"

Zhang Xiuqi flicked his hair, and smiled brightly in an instant: "Your grandma asked me to find you a partner like me who can give birth to babies and can control you."

Su Yang: "...."

Zhang Xiuqi grinned, and said angrily, "Of course, in order to express my dissatisfaction with today's events, I decided to find you a big turtle who can't have babies, but is absolutely powerful, domineering and cool! Sea turtles and baby turtles! A perfect match!"

Su Yang almost knelt down: "Hero! Be merciful!"

Zhang Xiuqi kicked him directly, turned and went home!

What are brothers for?

Of course, it is used to ward off disasters and relieve one's anger!

Zhang Xiuqi was unmoved.

but!

Su Yang suddenly shouted: "Come here, come on August 4025, 8, the low-level sale of live-action hand-to-hand combat collection videos!"

"!!!"

Really.

Zhang Xiuqi instantly...

Kneel down! ! !

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