After rebirth, I'm a scumbag

"Niu Niu, Niu Niu..."

On the busy main road, a man dressed as a migrant worker was holding a bamboo basket in his hand, looking around anxiously on the main road.

On the opposite road, there is a little girl with the same braid as Niu Niu.

The man raised his head and looked anxiously at the red light.

"Stop at a red light, go at a green light."

"Stop at a red light, go at a green light."

The man kept chanting, spinning around like a trapped animal.

Finally, the red light turned green.

The man ran to the opposite side of the road like a dog trying to run, and grabbed the hand of the little girl who was bouncing on the side of the road, "Niu..."

"Wow!!! Mom! Mom!"

"What are you doing?! What are you doing! Let go! If you don't let go, I'll call the police!"

Behind, the young mother pushing the stroller ran forward angrily, and pulled her daughter hard, like a female beast, glaring fiercely at the man.

"Not Niuniu... not Niuniu..."

The man muttered to himself, his expression was anxious, and the expression on his face was full of confusion.

"Crazy! Hanhan, let's go."

While pushing the baby carriage, the mother took her daughter's hand and walked away quickly.

The man held the bamboo basket tightly with both hands, which contained the eggs that he and Niuniu took out from the chicken coop and planned to give to Qianqian.

The man's eye sockets turned red.

"Very good, pass!"

Director Luo Gang's voice came from the loudspeaker.

The on-site group performances and the staff members just woke up like a dream.

Damn, they almost cried just now, okay? !

Teacher Yu's performance is so touching!

Holding an umbrella, Zhou Qi hurried forward to hand over the mineral water, towels, and a small fan that he had prepared in advance, and then moved the parasol above Yu Feng's head to shade him from the sun.

Lingcheng in March is far from the hottest time, but at noon, you have to be exposed to the sun for an hour or two, and no one can bear it.

"Although I have known for a long time that your potential to create characters is very scary, but I have to say, my dear, you really gave me another big surprise this time."

Yu Feng was wiping his face with a towel.

Hearing Su Yingxin's voice, surprise flashed in Yu Feng's eyes.

Taking the towel off his face, he looked at Su Yingxin with a smile in his eyes, "Yingxin, when did you come?"

"I've arrived a long time ago. It's just that you were too involved in acting and didn't notice me."

Su Yingxin pinned the strands of hair falling down her cheeks behind her ears, and teased with a smile.

Yu Feng smiled.

Lin Jiahe's smile is usually naive and silly, but Yu Feng's own smile can only make people feel as if there is a breeze blowing on the face, which is indescribably pleasing to the eye.

In the script, Lin Jiahe was originally a handsome man.

Fu Qianqian and Lin Jiahe are also childhood sweethearts.

Lin Jiahe is good-looking, and she obeyed Fu Qianqian since she was a child. The Lin family was considered a big family in the local area many years ago. This is why Fu Qianqian, a college student played by Su Yingxin, would marry Lin Jiahe, a "fool" .

Later, with the birth of Xiao Niuniu, Lin's father died unexpectedly at the construction site, and the Lin family was in debt. Fu Qianqian soon discovered that Lin Jiahe, who was good-looking and treated her well, was useless at all.He couldn't support her like a normal man, and he couldn't help Niuniu when she was sick.She shed tears because of Niuniu's illness, and he would always be more flustered than her, and would only be like a little fool, calling Qianqian, Qianqian.Oh, no, Lin Jiahe was originally a fool.

Therefore, when Niuniu was more than six months old, Fu Qianqian left without hesitation.

As a woman, even though Su Yingxin could understand Fu Qianqian's choice, at the same time she felt that this woman was too cruel.

At least if it was her, even though Lin Jiahe was a fool, he was very good to Fu Qianqian, and they had a cute child like Niuniu, so she couldn't do anything like abandon her husband and daughter. up.

Su Ying sighed seriously, "Hey. With such a face, how can I have the heart to rob your daughter later."

The tips of Yu Feng's ears were stained a faint red.

Su Yingxin smiled and said, "Your blushing problem has not changed at all. It's so cute. If I didn't get married too early, I would definitely come after you."

"Haha. Then should I be glad that I started earlier?"

Su Yingxin's husband Pan Sheng also came.

Pan Sheng was serving drinks to the crew with his assistant just now. When he came over, he happened to hear his wife talking to Yu Feng. He smiled and put his arms around his wife's shoulders, causing Su Yingxin to give him a tender look.

Yu Feng returned a polite smile, and walked to a cooler place aside to wait for makeup touch-ups, not intending to be a light bulb.

The small electric fan blows a cool breeze, and Yu Feng sighs melancholy in his heart.

He missed his Nannan.

—

In March in Huatian Village, the rape blossoms on both sides of the road are in full bloom.

The houses with black tiles and white walls, the scorching peach blossoms bloom on the banks of the willows, and the spring scenery is everywhere.

The tractor roared across the dirt road in the countryside, and the loess was flying.

Sitting in the co-pilot's seat of the tractor, Xiao Zinan felt the passionate bumps from the tractor, with a look of lovelessness on his face.

City people are so good at playing!

Is this the lack of funding for the popular program that was agreed upon?

When he arrived at the entrance of the village, he couldn't even afford to rent a decent car, so he even sent villagers to pick him up with a tractor!

This shit show!

Xiao Zinan scolded the staff of the "Star Farmhouse" program all over the bottom of his heart.

"What's the matter with this Xiao Zinan? Even if it's the first time to participate in the recording of a variety show, you can't just be a mascot, sitting on a tractor without saying a word, right? After going back, how will the post-production effects be produced and how will the editing be cut? ? Camera, guide him."

The camera brother received the director's instructions from the headset, and secretly groaned in his heart.

From the bottom of my heart, I feel infinitely wronged that I was sent to follow up with this variety show Xiaobai.

Don't invite him if you know he's Xiaobai, he's just a cameraman, not a director!

The director opened his mouth, and the cameraman had no choice but to gently remind, "Well, editor Xiao, do you have anything to say? For example, introduce the scenery of Huatian Village to the audience in front of the camera, or talk about your own mood at this time. What do you feel?"

Xiao Zinan turned his head slowly, and asked seriously, "This convertible car is too high-end and stylish. I have never experienced such a bright moment in my life. It is really difficult to adapt. When the show is over, I can change to a more down-to-earth car. Gas transportation? Like a stretched Rolls-Royce?"

God is so high-end and foreign-style.

The big cameraman's camera flickered, and he tried his best to suppress his smile, "I'm sorry, Xiaobian. I can't make up my mind about this."

Xiao Zinan gave him a sideways glance, clearly saying, "What use are you for?"

Brother Camera: "!!!"

I suspect I'm being despised, but I have no proof.

—

After nearly three to ten minutes of turbulence, when Xiao Zinan suspected that his body was about to fall apart, the tractor finally stopped slowly.

When he got off the car, Xiao Zinan's back was so sore.

With one hand on his waist, he slowly stepped out of the car, moving slowly, like a pregnant woman about to give birth

The uncle driving the tractor kindly gave him a hand, and said with a smile, "You city folks, this is the first time you ride a tractor, and your body will inevitably be overwhelmed. After a few more rides, you will get used to it."

Xiao Zinan silently removed his suitcase from the back of the tractor with a bucket.

No, no matter how many times you experience this kind of thing, you will never get used to it, and you will never get used to it in your whole life.

Xiao Zinan thanked the driver brother.

The tractor roared away again.

The concrete road is full of potholes, and the suitcase is not easy to push, and there is a possibility of falling into the pit every minute.

Xiao Zinan raised his head, glanced at the yard of the farmhouse with the flag of "Huatian Xiaoshe" floating, picked up his luggage resignedly, and headed for "Huatian Xiaoshe" with difficulty.

The first season of "Star Farmhouse" has a total of five resident guests.

What Xiao Zinan is going to record is the third episode of the second season.

In addition to Song Ran who is the host, there is also a senior actor Zhou Cheng who became famous in the industry earlier, and the other three are Mo Xiaoyu, the younger sister of the Republic of China who became famous overnight because of "He is a Murderer", and the well-known boy group Hu Yuege, a popular idol, and Ji Qing, who was born in a talent show.

Yes, Ji Qing is also one of the resident guests of this season of "Star Farmhouse".

Xiao Zinan also learned about it from the directors when he signed the contract.

What Xiao Zinan is curious about now is whether Xiao Jiqing knows that he is the flying guest of this issue.

But he was partial to Xiao Jiqing and didn't know it.

Because Xiao Jiqing complained to him on WeChat yesterday, saying that the mosquitoes in Huatian Village are big and thieves, not to mention that mosquito repellent is useless to them, even electric mosquito swatters can't hit them!

Among the five permanent guests, Xiao Zinan is undoubtedly the most familiar with Ji Qing, followed by Song Ran.

Zhou Cheng debuted very early, and his popularity in the circle has not diminished after so many years, but he has never had any contact with the other party.

He was completely unfamiliar with the remaining two, Mo Xiaoyu and Hu Yuege, and they had never met at all in his previous life.

However, with Song Ran and Ji Qing present, Xiao Zinan believed that the recording of this episode would go smoothly.

When Xiao Zinan arrived, it was just after two o'clock in the afternoon, when the sun was at its hottest.

When Xiao Zinan finally arrived at the so-called "Hua Tian Xiao She" by the program group with his suitcase, the door of "Hua Tian Xiao She" was wide open.

Xiao Zinan put his luggage on the side of the gate and walked in.

The small house has a fresh and pastoral decoration style. The furniture and furnishings have a strong pastoral style, and the inside is very clean.

Xiao Zinan walked around, but he didn't see anyone.

"Is the farmhouse business of our program group so sluggish?"

Xiao Zinan asked the cameraman behind him like a big brother.

The cameraman shook his head.

A staff member at the scene replied in a low voice, "No, business is pretty good."

"Oh."

Director: "..."

Can you be a little more perfunctory with an "oh"?

"Maybe at this point, everyone just finished their work and went to take a nap. The guests may also be resting in the room."

As soon as the staff finished speaking, they heard the sound of the rollers of the suitcase struggling to roll over the bluestone path of the farmhouse outside.

"It's so hot! Why is it so hot? HELLO, is there anyone? HELLO?"

"Yes, I."

Xiao Zinan lifted the blue curtain embroidered with "Swallows Flying Together" and walked out.

"Damn it! Scare me!"

Qi Xi was carrying luggage in his hand, and was about to carry the suitcase over the threshold of the farmhouse, when he suddenly heard someone making a noise, and couldn't help being startled.

The suitcase in his hand almost fell on his own feet.

If there were no photographers following him, Xiao Zinan would have rolled his eyes a long time ago.

Xiao Zinan cast a contemptuous glance at Qi Xi, "How timid are you?"

Qi Xi said aggrievedly, "I thought there was no one inside. Can I not be startled by your sudden noise?"

"Are you also the flying guest of this episode?"

"Yeah? So you too?"

"Well. Do you know who else is our flying guest in this episode? Could it be that this episode is actually..."

"I don't know. The program team said that in order to maintain a sense of mystery, they didn't tell me who else came. But frankly speaking, I am very happy to meet you here! Come, give me a hug!"

Qi Xi opened his arms enthusiastically.

Xiao Zinan said without thinking, "No, it's hot."

Qi Xi looked sad, "Hey, you are so cruel, you are so ruthless."

"You first met me?"

After finishing speaking, Xiao Zinan turned indifferently and entered the room.

Qi Xi humbly carried the suitcase and followed in.

The follow-up portrait of the two of them was so amusing that the camera was trembling slightly.

—

Ji Qing is taking a lunch break in the courtyard.

Song Ran, Zhou Cheng and Hu Yuege went to the field to pick vegetables, and even Mo Xiaoyu went together.

Ji Qing originally wanted to go with him, but because of the blisters on his feet after he went to the ground yesterday, Song Ran and Zhou Cheng, in order to take care of this little brother, did not let him go to the ground today, and let him stay in the farmhouse. Just rest.

But all the girls Mo Xiaoyu went, and Ji Qing couldn't feel at ease even if he was lying in the room alone while playing with his mobile phone.

He tossed and turned on the bed for a long time and still didn't fall asleep.

Suddenly hearing someone coming from the farmhouse, Ji Qing sat up from the bed, put on his slippers and walked out of the room.

Ji Qing searched for the sound, walked through the small stone path, and came to the main house of the farmhouse.

"Brother Nan?! Brother Nan, why are you?! Ah! My God! Brother Nan, Brother Nan, am I dreaming! Hiss, my feet... Oh my god. My feet still hurt, it seems I'm really not dreaming!"

Ji Qing hugged Xiao Zinan and jumped up and down.

Ji Qing has cooperated with Song Ran a few times, and they are relatively familiar, but he only met Zhou Cheng, Hu Yuege, and Mo Xiaoyu when they were recording the show.

In the two episodes recorded by Ji Qing before, he was not familiar with the other guests at all, and they were just chatting awkwardly.

This time, the program team finally invited a brother Nan whom he knew to come over, so why wouldn't the child be excited.

"Nannan, you are so biased. When Ji Qing hugs you, you just give him a hug. Before I hug you, you push me away. Could it be that my face is not handsome enough?"

Qi Xi didn't know that Ji Qing was Xiao Zinan's brother-in-law, and he just wanted to tease Xiao Zinan.

"Probably so. After all, there are not many people in this world who are more handsome than me."

Ji Qing proudly raised his chin.

Ji Qing had met Qi Xi a few times in some activities before, although he could not be called very familiar, but the relationship was decent.

But isn't this the rumor that Qi Xi had an affair with his brother Nan?

What to hug.

Is his brother someone who can hug anyone? !

"Hey, I said Xiao Jiqing..."

"What's wrong with your feet?"

In fact, when Ji Qing came running towards him, Xiao Zinan noticed that the child's legs were limping.

Xiao Zinan took a step forward to separate the two noisy guys.

He gave Ji Qing the seat he was sitting on just now, and looked down at his feet.

The child's feet were a little red from the sun, but they didn't see any trauma. Could it be a sprain?

"I have been doing farm work in the fields for the past two days, and I have blisters on the soles of my feet."

In the yard, Song Ran walked into the gate of the farmhouse with a large basket full of vegetables

Behind him, followed by Zhou Cheng, a medium-sized male star, followed by the popular idol Hu Yuege, both of them carried a basket full of vegetables and melons just like Song Ran. As a result, Mo Xiaoyu followed at the end, with slightly fewer things to mention.

Just as Ji Qing sat down, when he saw Song Ran and the others coming in, he subconsciously stepped forward to help.

Xiao Zinan put his hands on Ji Qing's shoulders, "Sit down. I'll go."

Xiao Zinan stepped over the threshold and first helped to take the things from Mo Xiaoyu's hand.

Qi Xi also hurriedly stopped talking and joking, and took the things from Hu Yue's singer.

"No. I'm too ugly, dirty your eyes, or something else? With you all alone, you never thought of helping me, did you?"

Song Ran put the big basket in his hand towards the gate, put his hands on his hips, and stared at Xiao Zinan and Qi Xi.

"It's not ugly, we are naturally fragrant and beautiful, and we are all over the country and the city."

Zhou Cheng put down the big basket in his hand, walked over to pinch Song Ran's face, and said with a smile.

Among the people in this courtyard, only Zhou Cheng's qualifications can be compared with Song Ran who has debuted for many years, and only he can pinch Song Ran's face without making people feel too rude.

Song Ran hummed.

The following camera and the on-site staff all laughed out loud.

It was too hot outside.

Song Ran greeted everyone to sit in the farmhouse together.

It was originally a variety show that focused on slow life, and the director had no objection to Song Ran's proposal to invite everyone to sit in the farmhouse first.

Anyway, the guests have not arrived yet, and there is no way to distribute task cards.

"Finally alive."

Song Ran let out a long breath as the air conditioner blew cold air.

"Don't sit opposite the air conditioner, it's too windy and you'll get migraines easily. Come over to my side and I'll fan you."

Zhou Cheng beckoned Song Ran to sit beside him, and he gave Song Ran a blow with a fan.

Zhou Cheng and Song Ran have known each other for a long time and have been friends for many years.

Song Ran also sat next to Zhou Cheng.

Ji Qing and Xiao Zinan were located next to each other, and secretly whispered to Xiao Zinan, "Brother Nan, do you know that you are here to record a variety show? By the way, the filming location of my brother's movie seems to be far away from here." Very close."

Song Ran had sharp eyes, caught a glimpse, and immediately asked, "The two over there, what are you whispering?"

Everyone in the room looked at Ji Qing and Xiao Zinan in unison.

Ji Qing blushed, the child had no experience in lying, so he was immediately stopped by the question.

Before Xiao Zinan opened his mouth, Qi Xi was quite active, "Report to the organization, I heard. Ji Qing asked Nan Nan if he was hot, and if he should fan him. Hey, why didn't anyone ask me if I was hot?"

Ji Qing blushed even more after being teased by Qi Xi.But he knew that this person was trying to save him and Brother Nan, so it was hard to say anything for a while.

Xiao Zinan no longer had such worries.

He took a fan from the table and handed it over to Qi Xi, "Come on, Brother Xi, I'll give you a chance to show off."

Xiao Zinan turned his face to Qi Xi, meaning to give him a chance to help fan the wind.

Qi Xi was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped to the ground, "No, what did you call me?"

Qi Xi always thought that Xiao Zinan was older than him, but Xiao Zinan called "Brother Xi" so that he almost failed to find Bei.

Xiao Zinan hooked his lips, "Brother Xi, can you fan me?"

"Fan, you must fan!"

Qi Xi thought he had taken advantage of Xiao Zinan, so he took the fan and really fanned Xiao Zinan.

Song Ran yelled at him, "Qi Xi, what's the matter with you? What about your integrity? Quick, pick up your integrity."

The whole room laughed.

"Director, didn't you say that there are four flying guests today? Why are there only two? Are there still two guests who haven't arrived yet?"

Song Ran is worthy of being a senior program host, no matter how relaxed the atmosphere is, he can always bring the topic back easily.

"There are still two guests who haven't arrived yet. You can guess who the next guest will be."

Some editors and directors suggested on the spot.

Qi Xi protested, "How do you guess? There are so many people in the entertainment industry! This range is too wide, it's hard to guess! Director, please narrow down the range. For example, give some hints or something! Also, the people who guessed right Is there any reward? Right, Mr. Song, Mr. Zhou. At least let the program team give us some rewards, don’t you think?”

"It's really a bit too broad."

Mo Xiaoyu also nodded, feeling that the range was a bit large.

Zhou Cheng and Song Ran seconded, "Why don't the director give some hints. Blind guessing like this is useless."

The two opened their mouths, and the director naturally had to give face.

"Hmm...well, tip one, one is a male guest and the other is a female guest."

Ji Qing was depressed: "...Is there any difference between what you said and what you didn't say?"

"There is still a difference. At least it means that they are not all male guests, nor are they all female guests."

Shameless, so shameless!

This is the voice of all the guests present.

Song Ran communicated with the program group on behalf of the guests, "Then is there any reward for guessing right?"

"It may not be a reward for your resident guests. After all, your rooms have already been reserved. In this way, if two flying guests guess correctly, the one who guesses correctly can first choose which room to sleep in at night. The room, and who to share a room with, including the resident guests. How about it? It can be regarded as a care for the new colleagues."

Five permanent guests: "..."

For the generosity of others, the program crew, can you show more face?

"Can we ask questions?"

Xiao Zinan asked.

In fact, it doesn't matter, anyway, you can't share a room with a female guest, but it's just that you have to have a sense of participation when you come to record the show.

The director thought for a while, "Yes."

"Is the female guest between 20 and 30 years old?"

"Yes."

Others in the room looked at Xiao Zinan with admiration.

Yes, starting from age, the scope will be narrowed down.

And later on, the male guests can also guess in this way!