After rebirth, I'm a scumbag

"My boyfriend's birthday is coming soon, what gift to give him will make him unforgettable forever? Lou Zhu has some tips for everyone. For example, when his boyfriend's birthday is here, you wear a set of sexy underwear to meet him. Candlelight After dinner and the movie theater process are over, he invites you to sit at his house. After you are reserved, you agree. When you get to his house, you two will have sex. You take off your clothes..."

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"What gift in this world can make a man who loves you so much unforgettable, of course it is yourself, little fool! If you want to buy XXX water, please add me Penguin number XXXXXX or WeChat ID XXXX."

In the end, the respondent did not forget to summarize the sublimation theme, and forcibly sold his own products!

Full of expectations, Xiao Bian, who was deeply deceived in the end, nodded expressionlessly, and clicked a report casually.

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"What does my brother like? Brother Nan, are you going to give my brother a gift?!"

Ji Qing just got a generous pocket money from his brother, and now he is a rich man, and he is currently operating the characters in his game to go shopping, and he wants to get a whole set of equipment and skins when he sees them.

After receiving the message from Xiao Zinan, Ji Qing resolutely left his game boy in the shopping mall, holding his mobile phone, and typing.

what's the situation?

Have Brother Nan and his elder brother developed to the point where they want to give tokens of love? !

"Well. The reason why this matter can be resolved so smoothly this time is inseparable from the help of Senior Brother and Lawyer Shao. At Lawyer Shao's side, Senior Brother has already paid the legal fees for me. I asked him the specific amount, and he did not know Ken said. I just want to buy a gift for him. You can give me a reference, what should I get?"

Oh!

Slightly disappointed.

He thought his brother and Brother Nan had made any substantial progress!

But think about it, brother nan just got divorced, don't worry, don't worry.

What should I give? !

Of course you give him yourself!

For his brother, is there anything more attractive than Brother Nan in this world?

No more.

Impossible!

Qingqing doesn't eat grass: "Brother Nan, I will like whatever you give me!"

Wait, will this easily expose his brother's thoughts?

Ji Qing sent a sentence out of embarrassment, "Well, what, I mean, the gift is light and the affection is heavy. No matter what you give, my brother will like it very much!"

Nan Shannan: "Hehe. Baby, you are such a clever little ghost."

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What is the difference between saying this and not saying it?

When Ji Qing saw the word "Baby" on the screen, his heart skipped a beat.

Damn, luckily his brother is not at home, and he never looks at his phone, if his brother sees it, it will be fine!

Ji Qing patted his chest like the rest of his life after a catastrophe, and typed honestly with his paws, "I'm sorry, Brother Nan, my brother and I didn't live together before, and we don't know much about him.

I just moved in this year to live with my brother.I really don't know what my brother likes.

"Then what... how about you ask my grandfather? My brother grew up with my grandfather. My grandfather must know what he likes and what he doesn't like. Do you have my grandfather's contact information? How about I Send you your grandfather's cell phone number?"

Although Xiao Zinan knew that Yu Feng and Ji Qing, including himself, were just characters in a book called "The Actor's Heart in White Moonlight" and knew the general direction of the storyline, but there were some things he didn't know.

For example, in order to set off the charm of Shen Baizhou as the protagonist, some pen and ink were used to shape Yu Feng, a nearly perfect NPC, and gave Yu Feng a slightly better life experience than Shen Baizhou.

But apart from this, the specific details of Yu Feng's growth experience have not been elaborated too much.

For example, it never mentioned that Yu Feng was brought up by Mr. Xu.

"I have the teacher's contact information."

"OK."

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Speaking of which, he hasn't thanked the old man for supporting him on Weibo.

Xiao Zinan quits the WeChat chat interface with Ji Qing.

Login to Weibo.

"Thank you teacher. Much appreciated. Student ashamed. Kowtow!"

He retweeted and commented on Xu Weihou's supportive Weibo.

For some reason, he used to be very calm when facing the teacher.

This time, it might be because he was hitting on someone's precious grandson, so he felt a little guilty for no reason.

Forwarding the comments was not enough, he gave a special thumbs up.

It seems to be more able to express gratitude by doing so.

It's past lunch break at this point.

I don't know if the old man didn't have class this afternoon, or he just came into contact with Weibo. The freshness hasn't passed yet, and he replied in seconds, "You're welcome. It's a trivial matter, and it's nothing to worry about. When will you invite me to dinner for the teacher?"

The only person who asked him when to invite him to dinner was the old urchin like the teacher.

"As long as you have time, I can do it anytime."

"Okay, it's a deal."

With a "ding" sound, the phone beeped for the latest news.

It was from the old man, a message with a picture.

Xiao Zinan clicked on the big picture, and a Jiangcheng University schedule suddenly appeared in front of his eyes.

The meaning of the old man is already very obvious——

Avoid the time when the old man is in class, and the rest of the time you are free, I am waiting for the old man.

Xiao Zinan replied respectfully, "The student knows."

The old man has a long beard, long braids, flushed cheeks, and holds an excited little emoji pack in his hands.

Xiao Zinan: "..."

Do the teachers and students of Jiang University know that you let yourself go so freely on the Internet?

The old man looked unreliable.

Xiao Zinan hesitated.

Could it be that he asked the old man what his senior brother likes, and the answer the old man gave was all his own favorites?

Recalling all the bad deeds that the old man cheated on him when he was in school.

It's not impossible...

The phone screen flickered, flickering, and a call came in.

Xiao Zinan glanced at the caller ID, it was the assistant Dongdong.

Xiao Zinan answered the phone and said "Hello".

"Boss, are you surfing the Internet now?"

"Hmm. Is there something wrong?"

"Oh. It's nothing. Just, uh... Boss, do you want to think about releasing Director Fu from the blacklist?"

"Ok?"

Dongdong tentatively asked on the other end of the phone, "Boss, you haven't forgotten that you blacklisted Director Fu, have you?"

Before, Xiao Zinan thought Fu Bo was too noisy, so he directly blacklisted him.

Of course Xiao Zinan still remembered this incident.

What he wondered was, how did his assistant know about Fu Paula's blacklist?

"Boss, you still... go to the trending search and see for yourself, I'm dead."

After all, he hung up the phone very quickly.

Xiao Zinan frowned.

Hot search again?

The trending search is so worthless, do you just go on it?

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!