After rebirth, I'm a scumbag

"Disclaimer: Last night, I did spend the night at Teacher Yu's house. The reason? Nothing else, just a bad mood, and I wanted to find someone to drink a few drinks. Why is it bad? Don't ask, it's just being cuckolded In the morning, I found a lawyer, signed the divorce agreement, went to the Civil Affairs Bureau, and went through the divorce procedures.

Why did you ask Teacher Yu for a drink instead of someone else?Because I heard that Mr. Yu does not drink at all on weekdays, and his drinking capacity is very light, the legendary one drink.I heard that after drinking, he doesn't make any noise, and he likes to recite the famous chapters in "Guwen Guanzhi", especially "Chen Qing Biao".I just want to meet you.However, 'heard' deceived me.Mr. Yu is a good drinker.

So last night I was the only one who got drunk and passed out.I wanted to see Teacher Yu's joke, but I didn't, and Teacher Yu saw it as a joke.

Of course, Mr. Yu is kind-hearted, and for the sake of my divorce, she shouldn't laugh at me.If you want to live a decent life, who doesn't have a little green on his head, right?

Did I kiss Teacher Yu?

This question, I think I may have to ask the person who took the photo, how many dishes did he eat and get drunk like that.

What were Teacher Yu and I doing at that time?

Can't remember.

Maybe it was because I was curious why I drank all night, he looked so good, and I became a disheveled person, so I looked up at him a few more times, and it turned out that we were kissing affectionately?

Finally, a piece of information about Mr. Yu was revealed.

Teacher Yu is a child prodigy.

At the age of three, he could recite Tang poetry and Song Ci fluently, and at the age of five, he entered the children's genius class. At the age of 15, Jiangcheng graduated from a bachelor's degree, and at the age of 16, he is studying for a graduate student.

Why do I know so clearly?

Let me formally introduce to you, our Jiang University God, Jiang University Colonel Grass, Jiang University First Brother, Yu Feng—my senior brother.

Is there anything else to ask?Come.hook hand.emoji.”

The photo of the divorce certificate that Xiao Zinan took when he came out of the Civil Affairs Bureau before, and posted in the group chat of the trio is still in the photo album of his mobile phone.

Well, now it comes in handy.

The picture of the divorce certificate has been uploaded successfully, together with the text statement, click send together.

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Xiao Zinan lives on words.

The [-]-character long Weibo was completed in one go without stopping.

Xiao Zinan was sitting on a chair, the editor of this Weibo, and Yu Feng was sitting next to him.

It is said that serious men are the most attractive.

The young man held the mobile phone in both hands, and quickly manipulated the screen with his fingertips. There was always an idle and sly smile on the corners of his lips.

Calling people, can't move their eyes.

Ugly?

Ah.

His youth is clearly better than countless in the world.

In this world, is there anyone more beautiful than his Nan Nan?

No more.

His Nan Nan is the best looking.

"Scrub."

On the side, Shao Jinli handed over a tissue in disgust.

Saliva is coming out.

I know, I know that he is looking at people, but those who don't know think he is looking at a certain superb dish.

This look is too hot.

Yu Feng took the tissue from Shao Jinli.

Of course it's not for wiping his saliva, it's just to prevent this person from looking for trouble and hindering him from seeing his sweetheart.

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"OK, it's done. Brother, please forward my Weibo and give me a certification for my brother? By the way, brother, your Weibo is in your own hands, right?"

Many artists' microblogs are not necessarily managed by themselves, especially for popular artists, many of them are managed by agents, assistants or dedicated public relations teams.

Xiao Zinan is not sure whether Yu Feng's Weibo is managed by himself.

The young man's smile is flamboyant and gorgeous.

The heart beats like a drum.

His face was always cold, "Okay."

Picking up the mobile phone on the table, he asked for his Weibo account and password from his manager Gongsun.

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A person who never used social platforms suddenly asked him for his account number and password.

This had to arouse Gongsun's vigilance.

The account number belongs to Yu Feng, and as a manager, Gongsun has no reason not to give it to him.

But in the end, he was worried, and it was not easy to ask directly, so he had to insinuate, "Brother Feng, do you need my help?"

"No, thank you. Besides, I will take care of this account myself in the future."

Gongsun frowned.

The bad premonition got stronger.

"Ok."

Send the account number and password to Yu Feng, and Gongsun will exit the WeChat chat interface.

"Have you found out? Whose media took the photo?"

The driver was driving, and Gongsun, who was sitting in the co-pilot, turned his head and asked Zhou Qi, Yu Feng's assistant, who was sitting in the back seat and came with him.

Zhou Qi nodded, "It's been found out. It's the material released by Wanyu Studio. Brother Yu, are we planning to sue the other party?"

They have already learned from the boss that the photo is a matter of perspective, and that Wanyu spread false information at will without verification, and they can sue the other party in court for reputation damage and other reasons.

"No, you should find a way to call the person in charge of Maru Entertainment first. I still need to check with them."

"Brother Yu thinks someone intentionally leaked material to Wan Yu?"

Zhou Qi has been in this circle for a while, and hearing Gongsun's implication, she pondered for a moment and asked hesitantly.

Gongsun asked without answering, "Yesterday Shen Baizhou and An Jing were photographed kissing in the car, and today Yu Feng and Xiao Zinan were photographed at the entrance of Lanshanyuan villa. Don't you think the whole thing is too coincidental?"

"Brother Yu suspects...Shen Baizhou's company deliberately used our boss's material to block the arrows in order to suppress the news about him and An Jing?"

If this is the case, then Shen Baizhou's working team is too despicable!

Gongsun sneered, "Not only... think about it, before, Xiao Zinan and Yu Feng had nothing to do in private, why did he suddenly go to Yu Feng's villa in Lanshanyuan last night and spend the night there? Did the people from Wanyu get a direct shot?"

Zhou Qi gasped, "Brother Yu, what do you mean, all of this was planned by Xiao Zinan? What is he planning? Shen Baizhou even gave him a green hat, and he even sacrificed himself at the expense of his boss, Is it just to divert the public's attention from her ex-husband?"

This, this doesn't make sense at all!

Even if Xiao Zinan loves Shen Baizhou so much that he can't help it, he can't do this, right?

"Change the way of thinking. If it is said that your husband cheated and was photographed, everyone knows about it. You still love him. The more you love him, the more you hate him. In this case, you What will you do?"

Zhou Qi tried to substitute himself, "Physically destroy the other party's children and grandchildren?"

Gongsun Yu: "..."

It was he who underestimated creatures like women...

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"Xiao Xiao, what's the name of your Weibo? Let's close each other?"

"Okay."

When Yu Feng asked his manager for an account, Shao Jinli and Xiao Zinan also added Weibo to each other.

After Xiao Zinan and Shao Jinli closed each other, he turned his head and saw the man's focused expression.

This caused Xiao Zinan, the person involved, to have an illusion, as if this person was not reading his statement, but some very important academic paper.

Yu Fengda didn't pay attention to the youth.

He searched the youth's Weibo.

At the top, it is the Weibo that the young man edited just now.

In just a few minutes, the number of retweets and comments has been quite astonishing.

People with one eye and ten lines are now reading the young man's statement word for word.

Some of the content in the statement is unknown to Yu Feng himself.

The young man called Ji Qing and asked Ji Qing for a drink.

He also knew that in order not to involve Ji Qing, the young man made up a reason to listen to him recite "Chen Qing Biao" after drinking.

What he didn't know was that the young man didn't pay him as much attention as he thought before, and didn't know anything about him.

The young man knew his growth experience, and even remembered it so clearly...

Slightly squeeze the fingers holding the phone.

Throat tight, suddenly want to drink...

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Weibo has exploded!

Fans have seen a lot of statements from celebrity artists.

There are "thousand-character essays", eloquent, without punctuation marks, which makes people's eyes hurt, and no one pays attention to what they said in the end, but it turned out that the longest Weibo can post so much content.All the people who eat melons are distracted.

There are "avoid the important and light" paragraphs. At the beginning, I will talk about a lot of irrelevant things. In order to focus on shaping myself as a kind person, I will sell a wave of misery at the end. I implore everyone not to broadcast blindly. Let's build a better online world hand in hand .

There are also "straight to the point" models, don't engage in those real and imaginary ones, yes, this is what you know.

The most common one is the "legal weapon", where the studio will come forward and issue a legal statement, retaining the legal responsibility for spreading rumors and forwarding them.

To say that fans love it most, it must be the "straight to the point" one. The flesh is red and juicy, and it will fill you up.

It greatly satisfies the melon-eating needs of the people who eat melons.

Among so many various statements, fans have never seen this kind of - "self-ignition and self-explosion model"!

Don't you suspect that I spent the night at Yu Feng's house last night?

Um, yes, yes, I just spent the night at Yu Feng's house.Not only did I stay up all night, we both drank all night.

Why did you ask Yu Feng to drink.

Because I was cuckolded by my wife, I wanted to find someone to drink with.

Why only looking for Yu Feng, not anyone else?

Oh, because other people can't recite "Guwen Guanzhi" when they are drunk and can't provide me with fun.

In the end, I didn't see it as fun, and I drank myself into fun.

Are the two having sex?

It's because the person who took the photo ate a few extra dishes and got too drunk.

The next day, Yu Feng sent me out.

There was no kiss, but this man looked too handsome, and he was too emaciated, so he couldn't hold back, looked up a few more times, and was described as a deep kiss by the paparazzi.

Why do I dare to be so unscrupulous towards Yu Feng?

Oh, did I forget to introduce you?Yu Feng, my senior brother.

Throughout the whole story, it is open and frank, without any cover-up, and somewhat vaguely arrogant.

They didn't deliberately sell miserably, and said, "If you want to live a decent life, how can you not have a little green on your head", and lightly brought the matter of being wearing a green hat to the past.

"I just went to the Civil Affairs Bureau this morning and went through the divorce procedures." When I learned that I was betrayed, I was straightforward and not procrastinating at all.

Everyone is divorced, why not find someone close to them and have a few glasses of boring wine?

No man would be willing to spread the fact that he was cuckolded in the sun and be judged by others.

Therefore, most of the fans believed Xiao Zinan's statement.

When it comes to the most critical photo of the so-called affectionate kiss, fans originally thought that the photo was too blurry and covered by trees and leaves, so it couldn't be regarded as a real hammer at all.

In other words, Yu Feng is too famous, but if it is replaced by other small traffic, such a few high-density pictures will not stir up any splashes at all.

Xiao Zinan can follow the example of other artist big Vs and send out a letter from a lawyer, but keep silent about the rest.

But people didn't, and people explained the cause and effect of things very seriously.

Sincerity.

After reading this statement, the biggest intuitive feeling for fans is that they feel the sincerity of the person who posted the statement, the sincerity to the fans, and the sincerity to all those who pay attention to this matter.

Xiao Zinan's statement easily became popular in a short period of time.

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"My brother likes to recite the famous chapters in "Guwen Guanzhi" when he is drunk. Is it so hard-core? Tears come down while I am still reciting "Biography of Mr. Wu Liu."

"Don't cry upstairs, let me, who will take the college entrance examination next summer, let me cry first."

"I just caught a fish in class. I did something wrong to make me go back to the nightmare of my third year in high school."

"The working dog recalls the fear of being dominated by classical Chinese at the beginning, and still has nothing to love. It can reach duck hugging head.jpg."

"Just to ask weakly, I am the only one who is curious, who is the "heard" who lied to Xiao Zinan?"

"Compared to who 'I heard' is, I am more curious about what kind of fairy picture my brother will be drunk and reciting classical Chinese!"

"Well. I suddenly don't want to cry."

"I suddenly put away my tears."

"Is it too late to kneel down and beg my junior to get my senior drunk?"

"Thousands of blood books, junior brother begging to get drunk!!!"

"+1"

"+ my hair volume."

"+my body hair."

"You guys are working too hard! Then I can only... contribute my nose...hair??"

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"Upstairs, do you want to be so funny? Xiao Zinan said that my brother is his senior brother? Did my brother admit it? My brother has not said a word now. I hope you can all protect your faces, so that you don't get swollen when the time comes. "

"Everyone, don't forget, this person is the screenwriter. Zhang Kou made it up now, do you believe it? It's just a post of a divorce certificate. There are many pictures of this kind on the Internet, right? If you have the ability to code the information of your ex-wife and put it up together !"

"A little-known ugly screenwriter who only knows about hype every day. I'm so annoying! I don't want to see any news about this person in the future! Hype dog, you will die."

"Haha! That's right! It's so funny. I'm quite friendly with each other, and Pengci is not like this. Wait for my brother Yu to slap me in the face!"

Gang Jing may be late, but Gang Jing will never be absent.

Yu Feng was about to repost and comment on the youth's Weibo according to the youth's wishes.

I missed, clicked wrong, and clicked into the other party's Weibo comment area.

Those malicious ridicules, attacks and abuse all entered his eyes.

The air pressure around Yu Feng cooled down.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Nan Nan: Today is the elder brother, and tomorrow will be the husband.Understand?

Kites: ╰(*°▽°*)╯

Zhizhi: Babies, have you prepared all your money?

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Finally there is a list!

Celebrating the first list in my life, 4000 more~~~

Hold your head high and hold your chest high.jpg

PS:

Heizi, you are finished!

Lao Yu was angry, and the consequences were serious.