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In fact, at the very beginning, Suho wanted to insist on drilling wood to make fire.

When receiving training at the training center of Xingyao Film and Television City, Su Ho was extremely hard at the matter of drilling wood to make fire. In her mind, the difficulty of drilling wood to make fire was comparable to the great magic of rubbing fireballs with hands up.

However, although she never succeeded in drilling wood to get the fire, Su Ho at that time was not worried about this at all. She thought that it would be good if Jing Tong could succeed anyway. A great magician who can fireball in a team would be fine. Enough is enough!

However, they never expected that this scheming bitch program group actually separated all their guests.

And as soon as she landed on the island, the program team made a setting for her with a large area of ​​bruising on her arm. After a short period of time, the inflammation will be reduced and the bleeding will be stopped, and she will talk about sepsis and then Gameover.

When Su Ho just heard this word yesterday, she was startled, and quickly asked the staff following her, "What? Gameover? It means that if I can't complete this initial task, I will be out of the game and quit the show?"

"If you are out, you will not be out." The staff explained: "But it will change from a guest to a pending state, and then other guests will complete the resurrection task later, and you will be able to rejoin the team."

"Oh, where will the undecided guest stay before he is resurrected?"

This is no secret, the staff replied happily, "It's in the work area in the center of the island."

There are two cameras and two positions around each guest, constantly capturing Jing Tong's various expressions and movements from different angles. In addition, there is also a team member who is responsible for the communication between the program group and the guests. Microphone function.

If this desert island survival program is a game, then this staff member is equivalent to the guide NPC in the game.

After listening to the staff's words, Su Ho's face immediately lit up, and she folded her hands in front of her chest, "Oh, then please get me out of the game now!"

Staff member: "...that's impossible, sober up."

The self-invitation to be out was of course a joke for the funny effect of the variety show. Like Jing Tong, she thought of plant ash at the first time about the hemostasis and disinfection, and then immediately started drilling wood to make fire with great interest.

Her accumulation of knowledge is very rich, her movements are extremely proficient, and her posture is extremely elegant... However, she still failed this time.

Soho originally boasted to the staff that he had received professional training, whether it was drilling wood to make fire, or Iroquois-style fire, cigarette box tin foil to make fire, battery to make fire, ice to make fire, or cans to make fire , she can speak eloquently and logically.

If she is not on a deserted island now, nor is she recording a reality show of survival on a deserted island, looking at her with a lotus flower on her tongue, she might be able to do a quick detoxification by wearing a pair of glasses This is an academic lecture on survival in the wilderness.

And Su Ho, who was so confident and confident, smashed a piece of wood for half an hour. In the end, let alone sparks, he couldn't even see the black smoke.

Su Ho lay on the ground, and his whole body turned into a gray-white ORZ shape that doubted life.

"Impossible... This is obviously a serious wilderness survival show. The atmosphere is so good. There is no problem with my knowledge reserve, and there is no mistake in my movements and postures...Why...Why..."

The staff took a good look at their watch, "A friendly reminder, you only have two and a half hours left."

Two and a half hours later, Su Ho will face the situation of inflammation and sepsis and be out of the game. She has no choice but to accept the task issued by the program group.

Then, after finally completing the program group's tricky and funny task, it was already the second day. Su Ho, who had been hungry for a day, was rewarded with three sweet potatoes. It was almost carefully packed in a backpack and held in his arms.

Because there was no fire, she was very miserable. After washing the three sweet potatoes carefully with sea water, she ate two of them raw with the skin on, leaving one as a spare food.

After the stomach was full, the IQ returned. Su Ho recalled the appearance of the sweet potatoes before, "I think the freshness of the three sweet potatoes doesn't look like they were transported from other places, but rather just dug out of the soil. ...So there are actually sweet potatoes on this deserted island?"

"When the program group opened up wasteland before, some seeds were sown in any area of ​​the island. Some of these fruitful things were collected by the program group, and some were still on the island. Among the seven guests, whoever finds the right to belong will be the one." Work The staff smiled and said: "If I tell you to find them, then you will have sweet potatoes that you can't eat all your life."

Su He shook his hands with an expression on his face, "No, I don't want to eat sweet potatoes for the rest of my life."

Except for Jing Tong, who interrupted the rhythm of the program group from the very first mission, all the missions received by the guests were serial missions, and so was Su Ho's. The next task is to find food rations for the next three days

Su Ho thought to himself that the program team tried their best to hinder them with these tasks, because they were determined not to let a few guests gather together.

Rations must be found, and companions must of course be able to meet with them. Only with military survival knives, iron pans and flints, these few miserable desert island survivors can survive in this terrible world. In the desert island survival start, you can barely eat safe or even delicious cooked food.

So in the following time, Suho put his backpack on his back, hung the iron pot in front of him, knocked on the pot with a stone in his left hand, and opened the way with a wooden stick in his right hand. supplies.

As for the fresh water... Cough, like Jing Tong, she chose to save fresh water and fight wits with the program team to secretly drink face water.

They have no shortage of seawater on the island now, but this kind of seawater not only contains much higher salt content than fresh water, but also contains a lot of heavy metal ions. Due to the large difference in concentration, various consequences such as deactivation of skin water when washing the face are caused.

In any case, the program crew dare not let the guests wash their faces with sea water, and this is the perfect time for Soho to squeeze the wool of socialism!

So far, the 500ml bottle of mineral water in Soho's backpack has not been opened!

Under the speechless eyes of the two photographers, Su Ho knocked on the pot all the way, and found some wild vegetables and spices that she knew by the way, and she packed them all in her bag.

When pulling up wild vegetables for the last time and looking up, Suho also saw the huge smoke column on the other side of the island in the distance, and her voice of knocking on the pot immediately became more enthusiastic.

Not long after walking in the direction of the smoke column, Su Ho heard a familiar voice behind him.

"Miss Suho!"

Su Ho turned around in surprise, and saw that in the jungle not far away, the little girl originally wanted to come and hug her, but when she saw the iron pot hanging in front of her, she immediately stopped with a complicated expression.

"Suho... sister?"

Su Ho threw away the iron pot without hesitation, took two steps forward and hugged the little cutie, and said with great excitement, "It hurts, I finally found you!"

The little girl corrected solemnly, "I found you."

There was a light cough from behind, and the little girl gently pushed her away when she heard the sound, "Sister Su He, are you okay? Are you hungry? I still have water and some dried fish here. The taste is not very good, but it can be filled." To fill my stomach, by the way, I also found lemon and perilla."

It was only then that Su Ho saw the beautiful woman with a cold face behind the little girl, this familiar condescending look, this familiar iceberg face... This, this, this!Isn't this Sheng Jinxiu? !

Jing Tong followed her gaze and explained with a smile: "Didn't I win a chance to give special assistance before, and Ms. Sheng is the one who gave special assistance."

"Opportunity for special assistance? Have you used it?"

"not yet."

Su Ho recalled looking at Sheng Jinxiu, the meaning in his eyes was obvious, 【Why are you here if it doesn't work? 】

Sheng Jinxiu ignored her, and just looked at the smoke column and the sky in the distance, "We can't make it there today, so we should look for a suitable camping place near the supply station."

The so-called replenishment station is a place made by the program group, where you can simply take a bath and get familiar with changing clothes and makeup.

Su Ho looked Sheng Jinxiu up and down for a few seconds, and pulled Jing Tong far away from Sheng Jinxiu and the camera, "Xiao Tong, tell me the truth, does this Sheng Jinxiu have any bad thoughts about you?"

Jing Tong was surprised, "Bad idea?"

"Is she coveting... um, like you? If not, just think I'm too sensitive."

When Jing Tong heard this, she immediately blushed and pointed her fingers. She whispered shyly, "Actually... In fact, I am not very good at dating when I am in a relationship with Ms. Sheng, but Ms. Sheng said that she will teach me."

The little girl's blushing and ignorant appearance is simply a model of an innocent and innocent deceived person, and Sheng Jinxiu is undoubtedly the scumbag pervert who deceived and played with pure girls.

Su Ho's face was heavy, and after a moment of silence, he gritted his teeth and said, "...I eat lemons!"

"Lemon?" Jing Tong hurriedly took out a lemon from her backpack, wiped it and handed it to Su Ho. She smiled foolishly, "I have it here, just eat it!"

Su Ho, who suddenly heard the bad news, "..."

Sheng Jinxiu, you perverted scum, I (W) eat (C) lemons (N) lemons (M)! ! !

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