Tell you to pick up my meal card

Han Xiao feels that his life has been too ups and downs recently, first Lu Luofeng, and now Jiang Mingyuan.

I also dreamed about that nasty kid next door when I was a child, and my heart was a little messed up, as if a thick hay was piled up on the ground, and a fire was thrown over it, and it was all ignited.

It was only when the phone rang that he was brought back from his thoughts, and the screen displayed "Empress Dowager".

Han Xiao forced a smile and answered the phone.

"Xiao Xiao, baby, when are you going to be on summer vacation? The old Wang next door is always showing off to us, and your mother's ears will be numb." Over there, the empress dowager spoke to him in a pure Sichuan dialect. Complaining about the uncle Wang next door.

"Claw again this time?"

"Isn't it just last week that Xiao Wang brought a girlfriend back? The old man read it in front of us for a whole week without repeating it. One day he said my daughter-in-law was beautiful, and the next day he said my daughter-in-law was cooking. It’s delicious, but the day after tomorrow I’ll probably say that my daughter-in-law is in good shape, she’ll be fertile at first glance.”

After hearing what the empress dowager said, Han Xiao blushed.

"Baby Xiao Xiao, are you listening to your mother?"

"Here." Han Xiao wiped the sweat off his forehead. Why did he think of the scene where he brought Lu Tiancai home when the Empress Dowager mentioned the old Wang's daughter-in-law? Sweat!

"Xiao Xiao baby, when you bring back a daughter-in-law for the old man, let me and the old man look up to them too."

"This...may be a bit difficult." If the empress dowager was talking about her son-in-law instead of her daughter-in-law, it might be a little possible.

As soon as he thought of this, Han Xiao was stunned. What was he thinking just now? He is straight, how could he like men...

After Han Xiao confessed that it was difficult, the empress dowager on the other side of the phone suddenly became unhappy: "My old lady knows that you are unreliable to rely on you, a child who is so rubbish. Do you still remember the lady Zhang who moved away from our neighbor last year?" No, when your old man and I went shopping for vegetables yesterday, I saw your Madam Zhang, her daughter is so pretty, I heard from your Madam Zhang that the girl is still taking the teacher's certificate test and plans to come out As a teacher, ouch, you said that this female college student has changed at eighteen, and you can't stop it..."

"Mom, don't talk anymore. I'm busy with some things here. Hang up first. I'll call you when I'm free."

After finishing speaking, before the Empress Dowager could speak, Han Xiao quickly hung up.

Looking at the phone that had been hung up, Han Xiao couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Hearing the empress dowager's tone, she wanted to match him with that girl.

Han Xiao stopped a taxi and told the master directly to go to the airport.

Lying on the back of the back seat, Han Xiao rolled down the car window and hit his face with the exclusive cool wind of late spring, and the boredom in his heart dissipated just a little bit.

He had seen the girl his mother mentioned once or twice before, a girl from Sichuan, she has a good temperament, looks... barely above average, although he didn't want to find a beautiful girl to be his wife, but that girl didn't suit his eyes , no matter how beautiful she looks now, it is not a match for the eyes.

Moreover, that girl is dull, and her personality doesn't match him.

The height...it doesn't reach his chin, it doesn't fit, it doesn't fit at all.

The empress dowager wanted to see him bring his daughter-in-law back, so she probably would have disappointed her this summer vacation.

He yawned and was about to take a nap in the car when the taxi driver reminded him that the airport was here.

After paying and getting off the car, Han Xiao took out his mobile phone and looked at it. It was 3:[-] in [-] minutes.

"Han Xiao!"

Hearing Lu Luofeng's voice, Han Xiao hurriedly followed the sound to find someone, and just turned his head to see Lu Luofeng pulling a suitcase towards him.

When people approached, Han Xiao realized that Lu Luofeng was sluggish all over, with layers of dark circles covering his eyes, his face and lips were abnormally white, but the tip of his nose was a little red. It was quite painful, and it was obvious from his appearance that he was very weak now.

"Just landed?"

"Well, how long have you been waiting?" After speaking, Lu Luofeng pulled out a piece of toilet paper and blew his nose.

"No, I just got here too, where is your car?"

"Airport parking lot."

Han Xiao: "..." Isn't this nonsense?

Lu Luofeng smiled, took out a bunch of keys from the suitcase, and pointed him in a direction: "Here, the parking lot is over there, the black SUV is parked relatively outside, you should be able to See, the local license plate number, L214Z, go, I'll wait for you here, I'm exhausted."

Han Xiao took the key in a daze and walked towards the parking lot, 214...

This number is too coincidental, and Han Xiao couldn't help having an idea: Isn't it my birthday on February 14th, Lu Luofeng's license plate number... Fuck, what are you thinking, it's just a license plate number, why are you thinking so nonsense?

After picking up the car, just as Han Xiao was about to get out of the car to help him carry his luggage, Lu Luofeng had already thrown the salute into the trunk by himself.

Looking at Lu Luofeng who jumped up and sat in the co-pilot, Han Xiao was a little nervous: "I said, are you really assured that I will drive?"

"Didn't you say you got your driver's license for one year?"

"……Yes."

"That's all right, you can go to the high speed, I have nothing to worry about."

Han Xiao: "..." Why does he feel that his hand holding the steering wheel is shaking?

It is true that he has had a driver's license for a year, but the emperor did not allow him to buy a car. After he got his driver's license, he would be able to touch his family's car during the summer vacation and last winter vacation after learning how to drive. Never touched another car again.

Let him drive now, and there is another person sitting next to the co-pilot, so he must be nervous to death.

Seeing that his hands were trembling, Lu Luofeng laughed suddenly: "Han Xiao, you can't be a killer on the road, right?"

Han Xiao: "..." So this guy can see it, right? He knows...

"It's okay, drive slowly, as long as you don't bump into anyone, it's fine, at worst, if you drive in the river and fall to the bottom of the cliff and die, I will accompany you." After speaking, Lu Luofeng yawned a lot.

"Bah, can you say something good?" Han Xiao felt so nervous that he was going to explode, and he couldn't even feel the foot of the gas pedal.

"I said that I am willing to put my life in your hands, and I am willing to die with you, won't you be moved?"

"I'm so touched! I haven't lived enough yet." Although he said this verbally, it seems that he was really moved.

Lu Luofeng was stunned for a while, then put his hand on his head, smoothed Han Xiao's hair like petting a dog, and smiled at the corner of his mouth: "Okay, drive slowly, we will get home safely."

Han Xiao was about to step on the brakes, so he slapped the man's hand away first, and the hand that was making trouble on his head fell down by itself.

He turned his head slightly and took a look, only to realize that the person who was making trouble just now had closed his eyes and fell asleep on the back of the reclining chair.

"It's really good." Han Xiao said in a low voice, retracting his gaze and looking straight ahead.

As soon as the car drove outside the community and was about to enter, the uncle security guard in the duty room stopped them.

"Uncle, the owner of this car is from your community, are you not allowed to enter?"

The security uncle on duty is about 50 years old, with a square face, full of righteousness, looking at Han Xiao like a thief with malicious intentions: "The car is right, but I haven't seen it before. You, in this way, you call the owner of the car and ask the owner to tell me about the situation."

Han Xiao turned his head and glanced at Lu Luofeng who was sleeping soundly, then turned his head away again.

"Uncle, he's the co-pilot. He's exhausted after coming back from outside, and he's trying to catch up on sleep."

"Then let me take a look." With that said, the security uncle came out of the duty room.

Han Xiao was debating whether to wake up the car owner, but the car owner had already woken up.

"Uncle Li, I asked him to drive for me."

"It's really Xiao Lu. I thought your car was stolen again. I paid extra attention to it after your car was stolen last time. By the way, how about going to Yangzhou this time? The art exhibition will be handled properly. Yet?"

"Thank you, Uncle Li, everything has been dealt with. Didn't you just come back? It's quite tiring. Speaking of stealing, Uncle Li, don't worry about this idiot stealing my car. This is my partner. He's handsome!" , Lu Luofeng's hand climbed onto Han Xiao's head again.

"Get lost!" The subject agreed!

Han Xiao raised his hand and slapped it, and with a "snap", Lu Luofeng's hand fell in response: "Uncle, don't listen to his nonsense, the words of people who are full of train runners are not reliable."

Uncle Security was amused by the interaction between the two: "The young man looks good, I'll let you two come in, go home and catch up on sleep, you are still students, why are you working so hard?"

"Thank you, Uncle Li." Lu Luofeng answered the words with a very big face, Han Xiao blushed, and felt that he was about to lose face in front of others, the two men...what's the matter...

Han Xiao glanced at someone in the co-pilot, and suddenly felt that Lu Luofeng was smiling so much that he could grin behind his ears, didn't he just take advantage of a verbal advantage, so happy?

Lu Luofeng lived on the sixteenth floor, luckily there was an elevator, otherwise he would have been exhausted, he couldn't ask a sick person to carry the suitcase.

"I'm so hungry, what shall we have for dinner?"

Han Xiao threw himself on the sofa, suddenly remembered the meal he ate here last time, and missed someone's cooking skills.

"In the drawer under the coffee table, there is a call for ordering takeout. If you don't have any money, take your wallet in my suitcase. You can order takeaway first. I have a cold and my head hurts. I want to go to sleep. You...you don't Let's go, I have something very important to tell you after I wake up."

Saying that, Lu Luofeng raised his hand to rub his head.

Han Xiao hurriedly sat up to avoid his attack, jumped off the sofa and stretched out his hand to push Lu Luofeng's back, which was bound to push him into the bedroom and lock him up: "You are still addicted to rubbing, right? Hurry up and go to sleep .”

"Remember to eat, don't be hungry, I will feel bad."

Heart... Distressed... Han Xiao almost staggered and fell onto Lu Luofeng's back.

What's the matter with this man, he always says something serious that makes him, a big man, blush with embarrassment.

"Remember to eat, don't forget, I heard that you always forgot to eat when you were a freshman..."

"Okay, okay, remember, you always catch up on sleep, I'm still waiting for you to tell me something, I'll wait for you in the living room, don't go, it's over."

Lu Luofeng turned his head and took a look at him, then he walked into the bedroom with his eyes slightly closed: "Yes."

The bedroom door was not closed. I don’t know if this person didn’t have the habit of sleeping with the door closed or what happened. Hearing the sound of steady breathing from the bedroom, Han Xiao turned around and went to the drawer under the coffee table to find the takeaway phone.

The feeling of being hungry is really uncomfortable. When he was a freshman, he couldn’t think about it and kept forgetting to eat. In other words, if Lu Luofeng didn’t mention it like this today, he would have forgotten about it. His memory is just like this, what? Things are forgotten very quickly.

His memory is good and bad.

The good thing is that he can forget a lot of bad things that others have done to him, but the bad thing is that he is rarely able to remember the good things that others have done to him.

So, everything has two sides.

The author has something to say:

Pierce: Claws—what's the matter?

Man—is it? (Only the pronunciation of Man is used here, and I have to pronounce it in Sichuan dialect. I don’t know how to write it in the authentic man sound. That’s all I can do. Please forgive me.)

Ma Lao Haner - Mom and Dad, in Sichuan dialect, Lao Haner refers to Dad

Eyes--to make... greedy, to make... greedy

Ha Ruo's baby - almost like a silly child.

Empress (niang) - aunt

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