Tell you to pick up my meal card

Han Xiao had a stomach ache after eating this meal. It wasn't really a stomach ache, but his Empress Dowager Xiao would take care of them from time to time while eating.

Like now...

"Wanyue, what do you think of our Han Xiao? If you think it's pleasing to the eye, you can try dating. Anyway, this stupid kid doesn't have a girlfriend yet."

Han Xiao quietly glanced at Lu Luofeng who was sitting next to him. After hearing this sentence, the latter didn't react at all: "Mom..."

Empress Dowager Xiao automatically misunderstood what he meant, and her face was full of joy about finding her daughter-in-law: "Oh, your cousin told me that you are still shy."

Zhang Wanyue put the hand holding the chopsticks by the bowl, lowered her head and bit her lip, looking like a little girl: "Auntie, if he agrees, I'm fine."

Han Xiao seemed to hear the person next to him smile. When he turned his head to look, Lu Luofeng's face was still as calm as before. Han Xiao quietly reached out and twisted his thigh.

Lu Luofeng just frowned slightly, didn't say anything, and continued to eat his meal.

The Empress Dowager Xiao saw that the woman had said this, and immediately turned her face, which was about to bloom with joy, to Han Xiao: "You should tell the girl a word, silly boy."

Han Xiao simply put the bowls and chopsticks on the table, put his hand under the table and patted the thigh of the person next to him: "Mom, what can I say to others, you are not in such a hurry."

"Oh, don't be in a hurry, don't let me be a mother in a hurry, I watched you grow up day by day, getting taller every day, from a milk baby who was only this long to a big 1.7 meters tall now, what's the matter It's not that I worry about it for you, but you have a relaxed life, thinking about how lonely I am at home alone, and throwing bowls and bowls, you showed me."

Empress Dowager Xiao committed menopause again, he didn't drop the bowl, he obviously put the bowl on the table...

Except for Old Mr. Han, Han Xiao and that heartless little kid, everyone sitting at the dining table was a little embarrassed by Empress Dowager Xiao's sudden outburst.

Mr. Han, as the head of the family in name only, quickly apologized and said with a smile: "Eat vegetables, eat vegetables, these children are so old, they are in their twenties, so they should have someone, hahahaha."

Aunt Zhang also laughed, and Zhang Wanyue continued to put her head down and pretend to be shy.

Han Xiao let out a breath, isn't this girl tired of pretending like this, she patted him on the shoulder very familiarly outside before.

Old Mr. Han coughed twice, and gestured to Han Xiao several times with his eyes, before Han Xiao picked up the bowl again, and gave Empress Xiao a piece of her favorite meatball: "Mom, everything has to be done step by step. Good things take a long time, if we hurry up, after falling in love, getting married and having children, what if Wanyue and I have different personalities, we still have to leave."

Lu Luofeng stopped the hand holding the vegetables, and the vegetables fell into his bowl.

After Zhang Wanyue heard this, she raised her head, and she didn't know if it was just to express her agreement or to ease the atmosphere, so she also nodded.

Empress Dowager Xiao glanced at Zhang Wanyue, as if she was planning to spare Han Xiao for the sake of Zhang Wanyue and Rouwan: "Then you have to hang out with people, how do you know if it's suitable for you?"

"This……"

Seeing what Han Xiao wanted to say, Lu Luofeng suddenly pressed his hand on his thigh, signaling him to stop talking: "Auntie, in fact, Han Xiao has a lot of female students in school who like him, even our major has several, daughter-in-law Don't worry about it."

Hearing what Lu Luofeng said, the Empress Dowager Xiao's face was full of joy, and she hurriedly asked how the girls who liked her son were doing.

After the meal, Han Xiao chewed the beans so loudly, glanced at Lu Luofeng, who didn't know how many girls had already been made, and followed Mr. Han to pack the dishes into the kitchen.

After that sentence, Lu Tiancai and Queen Mother Xiao chatted from the dining table to the sofa. Even Lu Tiancai volunteered to help Han Xiao and old Mr. Han wash the dishes, but Queen Xiao stopped him and told him keep talking.

Zhang Wanyue, who was sitting next to Empress Dowager Xiao, also listened quietly, laughing from time to time.

When Han Xiao cleaned all the dishes and came out of the kitchen, he happened to hear Empress Dowager Xiao talking to the two people next to her about how he peed his pants in elementary school.

He almost collapsed on the kitchen door frame: "Mom, why are you talking about everything?"

"What's the matter, let everyone have fun by telling it." The Empress Dowager Xiao gave her son a supercilious look, then turned her head and continued, "Oh, you don't know, I really laughed to death at that time me."

"I asked him, honey, why don't you pee in the bathroom, our bathroom is not far away. The kid actually told me, Mom, I only peed in the bathroom."

Zhang Wanyue had already glanced at him with a suppressed smile, and Han Xiao always felt that the girl was about to burst out laughing.

"Then I asked him again, baby, where did you find the bathroom, and he replied to me, on the mountain, the bathroom where mom took me and dad to climb the mountain last time. I didn't know he was looking for the bathroom in a dream! "

The originally vague laughter suddenly turned into a burst of laughter. Empress Dowager Xiao successfully "pleasing" her audience - using his son's dark history.

Seeing that his Empress Dowager Xiao would rather play two roles with one person, but try her best to restore the scene at that time, Han Xiaote wanted to find a hole in the ground to drill.

Dare to feel that his son is not his own, and he does not know that there is an unrecognized daughter-in-law and a son-in-law who is already married but still in an underground relationship.

He covered his face, moved to the stairs, rushed to his room on the second floor in two or three steps, and quickly closed the door, isolating the desperate world outside.

But Empress Dowager Xiao was still taking pleasure in blackmailing her own son. Lu Luofeng saw Han Xiao go upstairs, took out his cell phone and sent him a text message.

As soon as Han Xiao closed the door, his phone vibrated. He took it out of his trouser pocket and saw that it was from Lu Luofeng.

Lu Tiancai: I'm going back, send me off

"No! You go slowly, tell you to smile, laugh to death!" Han Xiao typed out these words while talking, and pressed send.

After a while, another text message was received on the phone.

Lu Tiancai: (ω) Baby is good, don't get angry, your boyfriend hugs and holds you high, come, come, lie down in your boyfriend's arms, and your boyfriend will give you a hug.

Hold!What do you think of him, you still follow the hair...follow your uncle's hair!

Baby: Get out of here quickly!

"Hey, Xiao Lu, your little girlfriend is so cute, when will you bring your little girlfriend to our house to play? Today Wanyue can't find a girl of the same age to chat with here."

This laughing voice suddenly appeared, Lu Luofeng turned the phone over in a jerk, and glanced at the mother-in-law who had just moved to his side, and immediately felt like being caught by his parents for his puppy love.

He laughed dryly: "Auntie, my partner is a bit shy." Fortunately, he changed the note and didn't put Han Xiao's name on it. His mother-in-law is a little scary.

Ms. Xiao waved her hand, as if she didn't care about it: "It's all right, it's all right, just play around and you'll get used to it."

Lu Luofeng nodded with a smile, and stood up casually: "Then... next time I have a chance, I will definitely bring him here. Auntie, Uncle, I still have things to do, so I will leave first. Thank you for your hospitality."

"Hey, Xiao Lu is leaving now, let's go after dinner." Old Mr. Han who was busy reading manuscripts in the small study on the first floor immediately jumped up from his chair when he heard that Lu Luofeng was leaving.

"Thank you uncle, I still have something to do, goodbye uncle and aunt."

"Hey, come and play next time. I won't see you off if I have something to do. If you can't find the way next time, let Han Xiao pick you up, Han Xiao, Han Xiao!"

Han Xiao opened the door and looked downstairs: "Dad, what's the matter?"

"Go see Xiao Lu off, I'm too busy here."

"... Oh, good." Why did he still send...

"Hey, I'll go too." Saying that, Ms. Xiao came over.

But Lu Luofeng smiled at her: "Auntie, the sun is so bright outside, and the ultraviolet rays are quite strong. You have such a beautiful face, you should take care of it."

Empress Dowager Xiao was overjoyed by the praise, and raised her hand to touch her face: "Then Auntie won't go out, you will come to play next time, remember to bring your little girlfriend with you, what a lovely girl." Later, Empress Dowager Xiao deliberately rolled her eyes at her son.

Lu Luofeng was a little dumbfounded, he almost told his mother-in-law that the "little girlfriend" whom she thought was a cute girl was your precious son.

Han Xiao curled his lips, followed Lu Luofeng out of the community gate, and bumped his hand: "Hey, who is the little girlfriend my mother mentioned just now? Why didn't I know you had a little girlfriend? I know you have a girlfriend who is three months pregnant, can't it be that one?"

Lu Luofeng put one hand on his shoulder, and rubbed his face against his: "What are you thinking? My little girlfriend."

Han Xiao was a little tickled by the action of rubbing his face just now. He turned his head and glanced in the community. After seeing no one he knew, he grabbed his collar and pulled him over, and kissed him on his mouth. Quickly kissed: "I am a man, you are my girlfriend."

Lu Luofeng stroked the place where he had just been kissed with his index finger, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "I can't let you be my father."

Seeing Lu Luofeng say this so seriously, Han Xiao was immediately happy, but he suppressed his laughter, and pretended to be contemptuous: "Idiot, who cares about being your father?"

"Hey, Lu Luofeng, why did Ms. Xiao mention your 'little girlfriend'?"

"When I read your text message just now, your mother found out."

"Then...she knows" No, if she knew, Empress Dowager Xiao would not just roll her eyes at him, but at least let him experience the ten tortures of feudal society, "Lu Luofeng, my mother didn't know it was me"

"Of course, it's fortunate that your partner is smart. You don't know. I'm so envious of you. You have such a smart partner." Lu Luofeng said while turning his phone to the text message interface, and held it in front of him.

"Lu Tiancai, your narcissism is getting worse and worse." Han Xiao rolled his eyes at him, and looked down to see the name of the note... "Master, is it disgusting?" After finishing speaking, Han Xiao said He patted his hand lightly, turned around with a suppressed smile and walked towards the main road ahead.

Lu Luofeng put the phone back into his trouser pocket, walked up to him, leaned over and whispered in his ear: "It's still disgusting, so don't be hard when I call you, I don't always call you like that in bed." After finishing, he reached out and touched Han Xiao's waist.

"Fuck, prostitution in the daytime, you seriously affect the style of the market, be careful that one day you will get into the police because of pornography." Thinking of what Lu Luofeng said just now, Han Xiao felt his ears burn.

"I won't tell anyone this kind of thing. As long as you don't report me, there won't be a day when I go in, and you can only rely on your half wife to solve it." After speaking, Lu Luofeng suddenly grabbed the His right hand even deliberately scratched his palm.

Shameless, shameless, Lu Luofeng is worthy of being a genius in their art major, even the special skill of shameless can be brought into full play by him now.

The author has something to say:

I seem to see my silly smiling face 233333 on the screen.

As for this blind date partner, I don’t know how many cuties have been scared, but don’t worry, Lu Tiancai and Master Han are indeed my own sons, I will protect them well~~~~