Tell you to pick up my meal card

Geng Huai pulled out the stool: "Sit whatever you want." Then he went to get him a glass of water and handed it over.

Han Xiao took the water with a smile: "Thank you."

He turned his head and saw Lu Luofeng who was still sitting on the balcony drawing pictures: "Geng Huai, are the dormitories for your art students all two-person?"

"No, when Lu Tiancai and I reported as a freshman, we were both late, and we were the only ones left, so we were put into the same dormitory. Originally, there were still four people to live in this dormitory, but no one stuffed it in. , it will be cheaper for me and Lu Tiancai."

After hearing Geng Huai's words, he felt a little more balanced.

"Why, I'm envious and jealous." Lu Luofeng stood up and looked over at him.

Han Xiao glanced at the balcony, and found that Lu Luofeng was walking into the dormitory with things: "No, I just think the dormitory for the two of them is really cool."

"If it's really that cool, then change the dormitory."

"It's a pity that the school won't approve it." Han Xiao said goodbye.

"I mean, go to my house instead, and save the accommodation fee." Lu Luofeng picked up the glass of water he drank just now and took a big gulp.

Han Xiao was stunned immediately, Lu Tiancai-invited him to live together

"Tsk tsk tsk, it looks like I'm going to be a loner soon."

Lu Luofeng sneered, and put the things in his hand on the table.

"It's like I don't know how many girlfriends you have outside. I'm not talking about you. Why are you always fighting with your brother? It's not good to be less outside."

"Don't worry about it, go out with Han Xiao quickly, I still have an appointment later, go quickly."

No. 185 Langhe Road, private room No. 5 on the second floor.

As soon as Han Xiao opened the door, he was drenched in the cold, and the plastic bag containing the liquid fell on his head at the same time, which seemed very funny.Almost at the same time, a series of laughter broke out in the private room.

"Fuck!" Han Xiao grabbed the plastic bag and threw it into the trash can next to him. He tore open his collar and sniffed it. There was a strong smell of alcohol, which almost made him faint.

Han Xiao scanned them one by one, and finally sat down next to the rice bucket, far away from Jiang Ming: "Damn, it's fun to mess with me?"

Jiang Mingyuan was the first to stop laughing, raised his right eyebrow, and answered very seriously: "It's okay."

As soon as Jiang Mingyuan finished speaking, the people in the private room laughed even harder.

Han Xiao suddenly felt, how could this group of people be so hurt!

Luo Heng frowned and smiled: "Han Xiao, I heard that you are bringing friends, where are your friends?"

Han Xiao knew that because of what happened in the hospital last time, Luo Heng was a little wary of him, so he chose a place far away from Jiang Mingyuan when choosing seats this time.

Luo Heng took the initiative to talk to him, which surprised him a bit. Due to his politeness, Han Xiao had no choice but to smile back, and while pulling away some of the wet clothes, so as not to feel uncomfortable on his body, he said casually: "I'm going to buy gifts, come up right away. "

Hearing what Han Xiao said, Jiang Mingyuan was speechless: "Look, look, what is reciprocity, Lu Tiantian is a model for you people to learn from."

Brick and the rice bucket made two or three "tows" again and again, and Han Xiao directly cursed: "Fuck off!"

As soon as Han Xiao finished cursing this sentence, Lu Luofeng appeared at the door of the private room: "What are you talking about so lively, um... where does the smell of alcohol come from..."

When his eyes caught Han Xiao, Lu Luofeng frowned: "Why are the clothes wet?" When he got closer, he pulled up Han Xiao's collar and smelled it, only to find that the strong smell of alcohol came from him.

"They made a fuss about it. I poured a big bag of wine on me, not a single drop was wasted." Han Xiao stared at the four people, smiling wickedly.

"Cold not"

"It's not cold, it's pretty cool, but it's a pity that the pants are not very wet." Han Xiao took the bag from Lu Luofeng's hand, "What did you buy?"

"I didn't buy it for you, why are you so anxious?" Lu Luofeng snatched the bag and handed it to Jiang Mingyuan, "I wish you a happy escape from the order, and I will take Han Xiao downstairs to change a piece of clothes first, don't give me another set Well, I don't have much clothes left."

"Hahahahaha, thank you, genius Lu." Jiang Mingyuan took it with a smile. Han Xiao felt that the only advantage of Jiang Mingyuan was his big face, which was very big.

When he was forcibly pulled out by Lu Luofeng, Han Xiao still turned his head and shouted to Jiang Mingyuan and Luo Heng: "Remember 'reciprocity', brother Mingyuan."

Jiang Mingyuan raised his eyebrows, indicating that he understood.

"What courtesy and reciprocity?" After walking out of the private room, Lu Luofeng asked him. Han Xiao told him what Jiang Mingyuan said before. Lu Luofeng smiled, opened the car door, took out a bag from the back seat, and put a T-shirt out of the car door. Take it out of the bag.

"Wipe off the wine on your body with a paper towel for now, and then change your clothes." After speaking, Lu Luofeng glanced around, there were quite a lot of people on the road, "Forget it, you'd better get in the car and change."

After a meal, it's already half past nine, and the dormitory closes at ten, so it's too late to go back now, and besides the rice bucket and Lu Luofeng, the other four have drank, and they have already drank into a puddle of mud. If it hits, it is estimated that it will be a meal.

Lu Luofeng glanced at the stuffed rice bucket leaning on the chair, then glanced at Han Xiao who was drunk on his lap and the three people who fell on the table indiscriminately, feeling a little headache.

Fortunately, the hotel where they had dinner tonight was upstairs. Lu Luofeng handed the three fallen people to Xu Shaoqing, and called two male waiters to help, before he took Han Xiao back.

Han Xiao was drunk, but he still felt uncomfortable on the part of his body where the wine had been poured. He kept moaning along the way, like a two- or three-year-old child.

"Take a shower, I want to take a shower." Han Xiao wanted to stand up, but was pulled back by the safety belt. He felt a little panicked immediately, but he couldn't open his eyes, so he stretched out his hand and waved it in the air for a while, and finally grabbed the car door superior.

"Okay, okay, I'll let you wash it when I get home later."

As soon as Lu Luofeng finished speaking, he glanced at Han Xiao's side, and found that the car door was opened by someone, who was stretching his feet to get out of the car, so scared that Lu Luofeng hurriedly pulled the car over.

"Fuck! You don't want to live anymore, why are you so drunk!" Lu Luofeng cursed with red eyes, while pulling Han Xiao's leg back, he pulled the car door and locked it.

After being scolded by him, Han Xiao became a little more sober. He struggled to open his eyes to see what was going on, and saw Lu Tiancai's black face. Han Xiao looked at it for two seconds and felt a little dizzy. Huhu, it was closed.

Seeing that this person was still drunk, Lu Luofeng didn't know if he had heard what he said just now, and suddenly felt like his fist was hitting the cotton, which made him feel stuffy.

Lu Luofeng felt a little helpless, what was he competing with drunk people, he sighed, stretched out his hand to rub someone's hair, and growled in a low voice: "Be careful, I'll beat you up!"

After yelling at the man, Lu Luofeng was still not satisfied. He stared at the man for a while, then lowered his head and kissed him on the forehead, then got back into the driver's seat, fastened his seat belt again, and continued to drive towards the community.

Han Xiao was in a daze, and he seemed to have no strength in his whole body. He only felt someone hugging him and pulling him forward.

It was... really uncomfortable, and then... he seemed to throw up.

"Well...I want to take a bath, it's uncomfortable."

"Okay, little heartless, just wait, see if I don't rub off a layer of skin for you later, and dare to vomit all over me when I get you back, it's really kindhearted."

Han Xiao didn't hear the words very clearly. He almost couldn't even recognize who the speaker was. He just felt that the voice was familiar. After turning his mind for a while, he realized...it turned out that the person who spoke just now was an idiot.

After that, he seemed to hear the sound of water, and seemed to feel that someone was taking off his clothes. When the hand reached out to his waist to pull his pants, Han Xiao quickly pulled the pants tight, and he insisted that the person not continue to pull. .

"I... I wash it myself."

Lu Tian was a little surprised that someone who was drunk could say this, and the hand on his waist paused.

"You can't even stand still. You're still washing yourself. You'll suffocate in the water." After speaking, Lu Luofeng continued to pull Han Xiao's pants.

Unexpectedly, the drunk man pulled his pants with great strength, and neither of them was ready to let go. Han Xiao frowned, groaned and chirped a few times, and howled: "Little thief, how dare you steal your uncle's pants!"

Lu Luofeng: "..." Who wants to steal...

"Master, you don't want to take a shower anymore." Lu Luofeng felt that this little brat's trousers were so tight that it was hopeless to force them down.

"Yes." Han Xiao closed his eyes, muttered with a frown, and loosened his hand a little.

Lu Luofeng thought that the trousers could be pulled off smoothly, but he didn't expect that the two hands tightened up just after they were pulled off a little.

"Master, what are you trying to make a fuss about? I'm so sleepy, if you make a fuss again, believe it or not, I'll put you on the sofa to sleep tonight."

This time, Han Xiao frowned even tighter: "Go, find some beautiful girls for me, your uncle has the tickets."

Lu Luofeng: "..." A drunk man is thinking about finding a girl, who the hell taught this...

Lu Luofeng pulled his trousers vigorously, but he couldn't take them off for a long time, and finally he had to let them go softly.

"Master, let go first, I will find some beautiful girls for you later."

"Grandson is so good." Hearing this sentence, someone who was drunk mumbled in a daze, let go of his hand, and put it obediently by his side.

Lu Luofeng: "..." He almost couldn't hold back, he just scrapped the pair of pants, begged for a cheap price and acted like a good boy, calling you uncle, he really treated him like a grandson...

After tossing and tossing, Lu Luofeng was also exhausted. The person who wanted to take a bath was rolling around in the bathtub while clamoring for a girl, and his tricking skills became more and more proficient with the passage of time.

Lu Luofeng almost couldn't hold back his pressure, but in the end he couldn't bear it anymore and pinched someone's face hard, and that person stopped.

However, after a while, it became noisy again.

Lu Luofeng's face was completely dark, why did this man become like a bird when he was drunk, okay?

Therefore, Lu Tiancai decided that this little boy should not be allowed to drink without conscience in the future.

The next day, when Han Xiao woke up, it was already noon. As soon as he recovered, he remembered that he had to go to class. He hurriedly tidied himself up and opened the door to rush back to school, but bumped into Lu Luofeng who had just come out of the elevator. full of heart.

"Hiss——Lu Tiantian, you have no flesh on your body, it hurts a lot when you bump into it."

"where to"

"Back to school, there is class." Han Xiao rubbed his heart, and glanced at the plastic bag in Lu Luofeng's hand, before Lu went to the vegetable market again.

Lu Luofeng changed the plastic bag into one hand and carried it, and grabbed Han Xiao's hand with the free hand and pulled it into the room: "Don't go back, your teacher has canceled the morning class, Xu Shaoqing in your dormitory at eight o'clock Call me and tell me."

"Xu Shaoqing, who is it?" So strange...

Lu Luofeng: "..."

"Just the one in your dormitory who keeps eating."

Han Xiao had an epiphany. If Lu Tiancai hadn't reminded him, he would have almost forgotten that the rice bucket was called Xu Shaoqing. Han Xiao sighed again: What a literary name!The rice bucket's parents are much more reliable than his parents.

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