Tell you to pick up my meal card

Han Xiao has grown up so much, he has lost everything, except the meal card. Han Xiao thinks that this is self-cultivation as a foodie.

On a very gloomy afternoon, after Han Xiao finished playing the game and was hacked to pieces by the opponent again, his stomach made a sound in protest.

However, he found sadly that the meal card he stuffed in his pocket was gone!

Han Xiao punched the bed board and shouted: "Fuck, the original partner of the master ran away from home, how can the leftover master live alone!"

Jiang Mingyuan, who was sleeping on the upper bunk, immediately smashed the pillow down: "Fuck you! You won't be able to sleep anymore!"

Han Xiao immediately picked up the pillow that was thrown down just now and threw it up, just hitting Jiang Mingyuan on the head: "You sleep in knitting in the afternoon, help me find a meal card!"

"I lost my meal card, just spend twenty to get a replacement one. You really don't mind the trouble." Jiang Mingyuan said while taking the pillow off his face to sleep on.

Han Xiao froze for a moment, as if this was the reason.

However, what I didn't expect was that the meal card had just been replenished, and within a week, the new meal card was lost again.

As a competent foodie, Han Xiao instantly felt that he was quite a failure, so he posted an announcement in the school's lost and found group:

I lost a meal card today.

Features: ...New, only a week old.

If any hero picks it up, please be sure to contact me at 138xxxxx. Thank you very much, and I will do it with my body.

The new meal card was lost, and Han Xiao was so depressed that he didn't even want to play the game anymore, so he sat cross-legged on his bed and stared at the computer screen. Bored, he sent another message in his own space:

It's fine if the original partner is lost, it's all old and dirty, I didn't expect to spend a lot of money to buy a concubine and I can lose it to my master, damn it, this luck is no one, what will my master do when I eat in the future... If If a hero picks up a concubine, please contact me, and I will thank you very much.

After a while, there are quite a lot of news reminders in the space, click in and have a look, dozens of likes.

"Damn, I'm gloating at my father's misfortune." Han Xiao threw the mouse into the messy quilt beside him, leaned against the wall with his arms folded, and looked at the dozens of likes that suddenly appeared, feeling extremely depressed.

After two minutes, someone called "Chasing Han Xin under the moon" finally asked him what he had lost.

Han Xiao immediately replied two words - meal card.

Then the man fell silent.

After staring at the computer screen for a few minutes, Han Xiao fell on his bed and fell asleep on the bed.

After three o'clock in the afternoon, there was a class with Mediterranean Sea. Han Xiao stayed in bed for a while before getting up. The bricks and the rice bucket had already left, leaving only Jiang Mingyuan leaning on the computer desk, pushing his glasses to watch him put on his shoes.

"Don't be so old, it's been 10 minutes, and you haven't finished wearing your shoes yet."

Han Xiao copied his "Introduction to Publishing" and greeted Jiang Mingyuan on the head: "Bah, I'm still young and strong, let's go!"

Jiang Mingyuan remained unruffled in the face of danger, maintaining his gentle style all the time, with a smile on his lips, he easily blocked the hidden weapon, snatched it from his hand and his books, put them in a pile in his arms, and put one hand on the Han Xiao went out with his shoulders on his shoulders.

In the tutor's class, Han Xiao didn't forget to think about the new meal card he had lost. The first half of the class was muddled, and he always hallucinated that his stomach was growling.

During the class break, Jiang Mingyuan, who was sitting next to him, finally couldn't bear his unlovable face, reached out and patted his head to signal him to look over.

"Look at your virtue. If you lose your meal card, you just have to go and get a replacement. It's not impossible. Even if you can't get a meal card, if you have a master, will you still be hungry? You old man, lose it!" Does the meal card put on a face of bereavement?"

Han Xiao laid his head on the table and gave Jiang Mingyuan a dull look: "You don't understand, we have a deep relationship, and it can't be compensated by one or two meals."

"Okay, you always have deep feelings for a meal card, you are so awesome! I won't accept anything, I will obey you! Be careful that the Mediterranean will come to trouble you later. In the first half of the class, he sees that we are no less than three years old. Back." Jiang Mingyuan was so angry that he immediately turned Han Xiao's face away, lest he get tired of watching it later and just punch him to disfigure him.

After a while, Han Xiao didn't give any response, Jiang Mingyuan couldn't hold back, and leaned over again.

"Master, do you always know what I just said?"

Han Xiao made a general weakness, put his hands under the table, put his head directly on the textbook, and looked up at Jiang Mingyuan with his eyes as far as possible, and didn't even bother to turn his head: "Isn't it the Mediterranean Sea that we have seen three times here?" ?”

"Three times, sir, when did Mediterranean pay so much attention to us? Be careful and he will punish you later!"

Han Xiao uttered a single tone weakly, as if breaking the jar, and closed his eyes directly to take a nap.

Not long after the start of the second half of the class, Mediterranean Sea really clicked him to get up, and asked him a question for him to answer. Han Xiao was a little dazed, and only heard Jiang Mingyuan whispering the answer to him, but he seemed to be deaf. I can't hear anything.

Didn't answer, Mediterranean Sea naturally refused to let him go, asked him why he didn't attend the class, Han Xiao just said vaguely, "I lost my new meal card, I'm not in the mood".

Mediterranean did not understand, let him say it again.

Han Xiao regained his energy this time, and said aloud directly: "The concubine is missing, and she is a little depressed."

There was an immediate burst of laughter in the classroom.

Mediterranean asked him to explain clearly, what kind of concubine.

Han Xiao had no choice but to say the word meal card.

Suddenly, there was an unusually weird laughter in the classroom.

Haidi was so angry at his answer that he couldn't speak. In the end, he asked Han Xiao to go to the department office to find him after class.

The department office was on the third floor, and Jiang Mingyuan was a little worried about his situation. He wanted to go with him, but he refused.

Han Xiao knocked on the door of the department office, and when he went in, he found that there were only two tutors inside—Mediterranean and the beautiful tutor of the fine arts major next door.

In addition to these two class tutors, there were only him and another boy in the department office.

The boy was discussing something with the beautiful class teacher, and Han Xiao heard words like "painting exhibition".

Han Xiao originally wanted to continue listening, but seeing the way Mediterranean looked at him, he was not in the mood to stay next to the beautiful class teacher.

He walked to the side of the Mediterranean Sea in two or three strokes, and shouted reluctantly: "Hello, Mr. Yang."

"Okay, I'm going to be pissed off by you in class today, let's talk about it."

Say... what? Didn't he say everything in class today?

"Tell me how you feel about not attending class today because of such a weird thing as losing your meal card."

Han Xiao immediately understood that he was asked to say this. Looking at this posture, after expressing his feelings, he should be asked to write a self-criticism of at least [-] words. Han Xiao suddenly felt a tremor in his heart, and suddenly understood that sentence What is it about "a man can bend and stretch".

"Well, Mr. Yang, you see, I didn't do it on purpose. Isn't this a deep love? You have a lot of adults, so don't worry about me, a little kid?"

Han Xiao said with a smile on his face, and walked behind Mediterranean Sea to help him squeeze his shoulders. When he glanced at the beautiful class teacher, he seemed to see the boy next to him glance at him.

Damn, look at the wool, have you never seen a wise man like him who can easily damage three thousand enemies!

Hearing what he said, Hai Hai first smiled, then his expression changed, and he clapped his hands away.

"Don't think like this, I won't punish you, just forget about your feelings, submit the [-]-word review to my office before tomorrow afternoon, no plagiarism, no repetition of the words in it, okay, let's go back."

"..." This... is really unambiguous.

Han Xiao went downstairs, and the depression of losing his meal card was immediately frightened away by Mediterranean Sea's review.

Sure enough, there is no most depressed in this world, only more depressed.

"Hey classmate, did you offend the head teacher because you lost your meal card?" A deep male voice suddenly came from behind, and there seemed to be a smile in his voice.

Fuck, is it another one who came to watch!

Han Xiao turned around, only to realize that it was the boy who was in the department who was talking.

This boy is quite handsome. Looking at his face, Han Xiao felt a little familiar. After thinking about it for a while, he realized that this is the genius of the art major. He is always there in the school art exhibition. I heard that his paintings It has also been exhibited in national exhibitions, and the benefits are quite good.

What's the name of this day... Lu, Feng... or Epilepsy... Well, it seems to be Lu Luofeng...

Before that, Han Xiao only thought that this person was perfect, but now he felt that this person... was very lenient. Sure enough, no one is perfect.

Han Xiao frowned, feeling irritable, so he replied a little bluntly: "It's none of your business, brother, let's go back to wash and sleep!" After finishing speaking, he turned around and left.

Lu Luofeng followed Han Xiao for a long time, and did not go back to the next dormitory until he watched him enter the dormitory.

Originally, Han Xiao didn't have much hope for his lost new meal card, but not long after returning to the dormitory, someone knocked on the door.

"Student, your meal card is here."

Hearing this voice, it was still familiar.

Han Xiao got off the bed and quickly opened the door with his slippers on. As soon as the door was opened, Han Xiao saw someone he met in the department office just now, who was holding a brand new meal card in front of his eyes with his index finger and middle finger. Shaking.

"yours?"

"Yeah." Han Xiao took the meal card over and looked at it. It's so new, it should be his.

The joy of being lost and found again completely saved Han Xiao from the depression of five thousand words, and by the way, the prejudice against Lu Luofeng also disappeared without a trace.

Han Xiao raised his new meal card and said with a smile, "Thank you."

"Just one sentence...thank you?" Lu Luofeng seemed dissatisfied, and frowned slightly.

"Ah." Han Xiao replied quite calmly.

"Shouldn't it be a promise?"

Promise with your body? Three black lines suddenly pulled down on Han Xiao's forehead.

After calming down, Han Xiao looked at Lu Luofeng from head to toe, and looked at him suspiciously: "Lu Luofeng, are you a man?"

Lu Luofeng raised the corner of his mouth: "Of course."

"That's right, you are a man, and I am also a man, so let's promise a fart with my body!"

After finishing speaking, Han Xiao closed the door with a "bang", walked back to his bed and lay down, held his concubine on top of his head and looked at it for a while, took it down and kissed it several times, and then put it in his bag with satisfaction .

Jiang Mingyuan just came out of the shower at this time, and saw Han Xiao lying on the bed with a satisfied face, while wiping his hair, he asked him: "Oh, uncle is in a good mood, who just came?"

"Master and concubine are back, it's impossible not to be unhappy." After finishing speaking, Han Xiao also hummed a few words of Brother Hua's "Love You for 1 Years".

"Yes, I'm more than happy to bring you a late-night snack than Slab Brick and Rice Bucket."

It was said that Cao Cao Cao Cao had arrived, and as soon as Jiang Mingyuan finished speaking, the sound of a key turning in the lock came from outside the door.

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