Attack 3000 after fast travel

The tide of the sea is abnormal-there is already a lot of trouble on the Internet about this matter.

Some people say that this is the great flood of the doomsday, and the doomsday is coming; some people say that this is a warning from nature, and that people's deforestation of trees has led to this evil effect, and they call on people to protect trees; while others say: the flood , It's none of my business, and it can't flood my house.

In this way, David conveyed the latter value to him. He could see that David was not the kind of person who was not concerned about himself. He was just too worried about himself, afraid that he would disappear again in the blink of an eye, and that he After watching the news, I blame myself, do stupid things, and fall into a trap when I go out.

Bai Shu reassured him resignedly: I will obediently stay at home.

In fact, even if the abnormality of the sea is due to the anger of the mermaids, what can Bai Shu do?Jump into the sea by yourself?What was the point of his escape then?

Moreover, is the mermaid really angry in this flood?What if he went back and couldn't change the status quo?

On this day, there was a strange guest standing at the door of Bai Shu's house, wearing a big hood to cover his face, knocking on the door of his house evasively like a big star avoiding paparazzi, Bai Shu opened the door, wondering, the other party Pulling off the hat, Bai Shu was surprised, isn't this Xiules?

Hurs said anxiously, "Let me in..."

"What's the matter?" Bai Shu asked suspiciously, and turned sideways to let Shurs in.

As soon as Hurs entered the room, he took off his hooded raincoat, found a soft sofa, lay down on it, and said, "It's over, the priest is dead."

"What?" Bai Zhu didn't understand, "Who's dead? Can you not bury your face in the sofa pillow and talk? Also, how did you find it?!"

Hurs turned his face, looked up at the ceiling and said, "Dear Keer~ Our old priest is dead~" Then his eyes slanted to Bai Shu, "Your good days are coming to an end, quickly put the child... . " His eyes glanced at Bai Zhu's belly, and he almost jumped up in surprise, "Why aren't you pregnant yet?!!"

Baishu Black Line: "What are you pregnant with?" Thinking of what he said just now, he said, "The priest died? - Then the floods in the past few days were caused by the death of the priest?"

"You can put it that way." Xiules pouted at Bai Shu, motioning for Bai Shu to sit over.Bai Shu walked to the sofa with a dark face, wanting to see what Shurs wanted to do.

Xiules stretched out a finger and poked Bai Zhu's stomach curiously.

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Bai Shu was ten meters away from him when he was speechless.

"There's really nothing... Could it be that guy Huber can't do it..." Shuls looked at the finger that touched Bai Shu's stomach just now, and said to himself.

He looked at Bai Shu again, thinking about something.

"Then you came this time to arrest me?" Bai Shu asked a little warily.

Xiules opened his arms, signaling his harmlessness: "Oh~ dear little Cole~ You see, I didn't bring anyone with me, and ran over sneakily. Do you think I took you back?"

You also know that you are sneaky.Bai Shu complained in her heart, but she was relieved.

"The priest passed away, and there was chaos on the seabed. Your Majesty ordered that you must be found and brought back. I came here this time, and I thought you must be pregnant after so long. If you don't want to go back, you can give birth to a little priest on land—— Who knew Huber was so unreliable!"

"...Can the abnormality of the sea be resolved only by giving birth to a child? What kind of logic is this!"

Hughes spread his hands indifferently: "Not only you don't understand, but we also don't understand. I have always been curious about what the priests do for food. Now I finally know, but I still don't understand. Why does this person exist alone? , can make the sea calm? And what is the magic in the blood? Why does the priest have to be born from the combination of your Sly family and our Kuka family’s mermaid? After all, don’t you think it’s ridiculous? If In the chaos of war, what should one do if one side dies? How did such a stupid rule come about!!"

"How did it appear?" Bai Shu asked.

Hughes covered his face with a pillow in depression, and said sullenly: "It has been passed down since ancient times. It was also engraved on the stone tablet by every sacrifice."

"But it's strange to say!" Xiules took off the pillow and sat up straight and said, "It's been so long, but none of the bloodlines of any party has been completely cut off in the chaos of war."

"In the past, there were people like you who disappeared, but they were always found." Xiules looked at him and said, "Don't you think it's abnormal?"

"You mean?" Bai Shu looked at him.

Xiules nodded: "Yes. I've always had a question. The magic in the mermaid's bloodline—is it the blood that makes the magic, or the magic that makes the blood?"

"So..." Bai Shu said in surprise, "I might not be Cole Sly at all! But when the mermaid needed a priest to be born, the magic came to me? - I'll go! It doesn't make sense! It Why don't you just find a girl!!!"

"Don't worry, don't worry, this is just my guess."

"But your guess is very reasonable! The continuation of a race cannot rely on such a dangerous method! There must be something wrong!"

Xiules looked at Bai Shu, raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Thank you for your compliment~ It's just your thoughts, who will save the sea now?"

Bai Shu's face was bloody, thinking that I can't even save myself, but save the sea!

Xiules smiled, leaned lazily on the sofa, and said: "Then~ now there are two roads, the first one," Xiules stretched out a finger, "There are still a few days, this month will pass It's over. You follow me back to the bottom of the sea, and spend the last few days with Huber, if you still don't respond, marry me." Hughes stretched out his second finger again, "The second thing is that you do it right now. Hurry up and marry me directly! Give birth to a child and hand it over to the bottom of the sea, and then do what you should do."

Bai Shu glared at him.

"Okay, okay, there is a third one~" Xiules waved his hand, and said helplessly, "That is, to verify my conjecture, regardless of the life and death of humans and the safety of mermaids, you hide well and see the magic society I won’t give up on you and choose someone else. See if there will be an orphan in the sea under the sea.”

"Well~ when I came here, I chose the third one myself. As I said, I don't have much love for this world~ Destruction or destruction is not my business. ——But after seeing you, I hope you can Choose the second one~"

"Impossible!" Bai Shu said firmly.

"Then the third one~ I don't really care~"

Bai Shu thought for a while, then shook his head.

Xiules was surprised: "No way! You want to go back? Do you really like Huber?!"

Bai Shu was amused: "Mr. Xiules, if it's just to have a baby, why bother?"

Shuls looked at him, Baishu said,

"Honey, do you know that humans have a technology called test-tube babies?"

Of course, test-tube babies are not something you can do whenever you want. Not only do you need a lot of money, but you also have requirements for your identity.But these are nothing to the mermaid's charm, Bai Shu didn't even make a move, Shurs' sunglasses tilted down, and whoever looked at him would obey him.

"The mermaid's charm is only effective for human beings. Don't try to use this on mermaids." Shuls walked forward and said to Bai Shu slightly sideways, "However, it is not effective for all human beings. If that person is in the A state of concentrated thought, this kind of charm does not work."

Bai Shu nodded.I have gained knowledge.

The two of them hypnotized all the way, and regarded the queue registration as nothing, unimpeded, and absolute priority, and quickly finished the physical examination in all aspects before the test-tube baby. "What did you say?"

So get to work right away.

Until the doctor asked Sulles to choose a surrogate mother, Sulles blew up: "What?! Our child will come out of another woman's belly?! No! Absolutely not!!"

The doctor looked at him like an idiot: "Sir, test-tube babies are people too, and they are born by women, not from test tubes."

Shuls looked at Bai Zhu: "Really?" Bai Shu nodded.Xiules stared into the doctor's eyes unwillingly and said, "Is there only this kind of test-tube baby? I've seen your TV, and the man-made creatures crawl out of the container!"

The doctor's expression became a little dull, and he said slowly: "Container...some...container..."

I don't know if they were lucky or bad luck. The doctor they met was actually a guy who illegally researched dna and artificial cells. He had a separate laboratory, which could completely breed them a nutrient solution swimming out of it. child.

Bai Shu was still a little worried, after all, if he was put in a movie, that guy would be a complete villain!

"Then we live?"

Baishu black line, stand far away from this one.

Xiules confidently stated that there is no need to worry, the doctor has been completely hypnotized by him.The experiment is proceeding steadily.

Bai Shu went back with Shurs full of uneasiness.

Opening the door, the house was turned into a mess.

"Have burglars entered your house?" Xiules asked.

A figure ran over quickly and hugged Bai Shu who was still in a sluggish state.

"Bai...I thought you disappeared again." David said, hugging him tightly, and buried his head in Bai Zhu's neck, "I was scared to death, I was scared to death..."

Bai Shu patted his back reflexively and comforted him: "It's okay, it's okay..."

"Hey!" Xiules stretched out the thumb and index finger of his right hand, picked up David's hand around Baishu's waist, and gently pulled it back, but tore David's body from Baishu's body with great force. opened.Xiules let go of David's hand, rubbed his fingertips on his pants, raised his head proudly, and asked, "Who are you!"

David rubbed his wrists and looked at Xiules: "This is what I want to ask! Who are you? This is my home!"

Shuls was stunned for a moment, then looked at Bai Shu: "...is this his house?—You guys..." Shuls thought this was Bai Shu's house, after all, the charm of mermaids in the human world made them Almost unimpeded, money or something has long been no obstacle.The mermaid legion they guard the sea realm often have the opportunity to come to land, and it is normal to have a few houses.

He didn't expect Bai Shu to live in someone else's house.

What is the relationship between this man and Bai Shu! ! !

Shurs was inexplicably annoyed.

"Okay, let me introduce. Shurs, this is my friend David Bryce, David, this is Shurs Kuka, from the bottom of the sea."

David took a step forward, sideways to block Baishu behind, and stretched out his right hand: "Hello, Mr. Kuka, I am David, Baishu's cohabitant, and this is our first meeting. You are not here to take him away, right? Mr. from the bottom of the sea .”

Xiules looked at the right hand stretched out in front of him, reached out to hold it gently, and then pulled it back!David staggered and was pulled away.Xiules stood in front of Bai Shu, and asked angrily, "Is he your boyfriend?"

Bai Shu glared at him, and went to help David: "Can you be polite to my friend?! You mermaids are so rude? He is not my boyfriend! But he is my best friend!"

Hurs raised his eyebrows, raised the corners of his mouth, and said meaningfully: "Oh~~~"

David looked at him defiantly.

The first meeting between the two was full of gunpowder, and Bai Zhu suddenly felt like bombs covered the soles of his feet, as if he would step on it if he was not careful.While eating, Hurs' eyes lit up, and he said excitedly, "It's delicious! How can human food be so delicious!!"

David sarcastically said: "Do you eat grass at the bottom of the sea?"

Hurs' nails grew suddenly.Bai Shu hurriedly smoothed things over: "Okay, okay, let's eat!"

Hulls retracted his nails and glanced at David contemptuously.

"By the way, Cole, are you going to the hospital to see our child tomorrow?"

"Pfft—" Bai Zhu spat out a mouthful of soup and rice.

David raised his eyes: "Cole? Who's your name?"

"Isn't his name Cole? Heh~ You don't even know his real name by now, do you?" Hurs raised his eyebrows and smiled, and the smell of gunpowder permeated the whole space again.

David looked at Atractylodes.

Bai Zhu was busy wiping the table that had just been soiled, how should he answer?Cole is the name of my body?Baishu is the name of my soul?

David thought Bai Shu didn't hear it, so he raised his voice and asked directly: "Bai! He just said that Cole is your name, right? Also, what's the matter with the child?"

Bai Shufan didn't eat his meal, so he dragged David and walked upstairs. Shurs yelled, "Why are you going?! Why are you going?! Don't you want to eat anymore??!"

Bai Shu yelled: "Don't come over!" Then he closed the door with a slamming sound.

Bai Shu explained it like this, because David was the only friend he recognized, so he simply told him the weird fact that he was originally a human being without any concealment.David was surprised, but he accepted it quickly.Later, he asked again: "Then what happened to the child he was talking about?"

"That's a test-tube baby. That's why the seabed took me back. They said that the next priest must give birth to me. The reason why the sea has been making noise these days is because of the death of the mermaid priest."

David's eyes moved to Bai Zhu's stomach blankly: "...Mermaid? Can have children?"

"I guess I can't." Baishu Siyu rolled his eyes and said bluntly.

After the two talked, when the door was opened, Shurs almost slipped to the ground with a stagger.He stood up as if nothing had happened, patted the non-existent ashes on his body, and walked downstairs.

"Are you eavesdropping?" Bai Shu said coldly.

"I'm just ensuring your safety. After all, there are not a few humans who have the idea of ​​being a mermaid."

Bai Shu ignored him, but David was visibly relieved, and was no longer on guard as before.

The next day, Xiules and Bai Zhu were going to come out to see the child—what kind of child!Now it's a cell!David insisted on going with him, but Bai Shu felt that it didn’t matter if he took him with him. Shules firmly disagreed, and said to David, “Why don’t you go by yourself, or I won’t let you go if I hypnotize you.”

So the two fish hypnotized humans all the way to a certain doctor's underground laboratory, in the middle there was a huge container filled with green liquid, and there was nothing in it.

"Right now, the second child is still in the training stage. Wait until the limbs have grown, and then put them in so that he can absorb nutrients."

The two mermaids didn't know much about these things, and the doctor just walked around in the laboratory for a long time, blinking at the mosquito coils.

When he came out, Bai Shu hesitated and said, "Is this... is it good?"

"how?"

"I always feel that this method is a bit cruel." Bai Shu said, "I'm not ready yet, and I'm going to be a father..."

"Don't think so much! I think this method is very convenient. If children can be born so easily, there will be no such troublesome copulation."

"You also think your copulation is weird, right!" Bai Shu looked at him seriously.

Hughes was speechless: "What's so weird... Even if it's weird, it's because my brother's skills are not good enough? I'm a mermaid who enjoys copulation, okay?!"