Attack 3000 after fast travel

Bai Shu said that he would take Ah Luan to eat mortal things, so he really took him there.

In Fengzhou's largest restaurant, a table was filled with all kinds of dishes. A child in brocade clothes stretched out two chubby hands and grabbed the table directly.On the left of the child is Baishu with squinting eyes and smiling, and on the right is Silly Fish.This is a box, it doesn't matter how he eats.

"Master, Ah Luan is a spirit beast, won't he get a stomachache if he eats ordinary food like this?" The silly fish boy picked up a vegetable and swallowed.Before he entered Guizhenmen, he was not qualified to taste these delicacies at all; after entering Guizhenmen, he went straight to bigu. ——Seeing how delicious this kid eats now, I really want to taste it~~~

Bai Shu smiled and said, "I won't have a stomachache. Whoever has a stomachache, Ah Luan won't have a stomachache."

Ah Luan's mouth was full, and he hummed in a childish voice: "Well, it's just right. Who am I!"

Bai Shu looked at Silly Fish, and said gently: "If you want to eat, you can eat some, it's okay. At worst, go back and take a few more pills."

When Silly Fish heard this, he immediately shook his head like a rattle: "...Forget it then." The last time he washed his tendons and cut his marrow, he insisted on half his life. ——He didn't want to make himself stink again, so he soaked for three days before he could get rid of the mundane dirt all over his body.

What's more, the elixirs that Master gave him are some famous immortal medicines, and it would be too wasteful to use them only to digest food for him.

"By the way, master." He said, "Is the auction in Fengzhou close to here? ——You let the little uncle and the others go ahead, what if they can't catch up?"

"It's nothing. It's not far from here. The Seven Treasures Immortal Yun will be born in this auction. In addition to the previous years, there will be a lot of famous sects, and I'm afraid there are many hermits from the mountains. They are going to reserve seats in advance. This auction A total of seven days before and after, if Guizhen Sect stays, they must stay in Gushui Pavilion, otherwise, wouldn’t it be a joke to live in a mortal inn with those casual practitioners? ——They probably went to do these trivial things, and have a relationship with the host island owner Socializing and so on... We only care about playing here, and it’s okay for Alan to transform into a human form and take him to the market. When the time is up there, I will take you there."

The boy nodded and smiled.

Sure enough, Master is so reliable and reassuring.

"Is the food in the mortal world delicious?"

"Hmm! That's right! ——Although it's not as spiritual as spirit beast meat, it's rough and has a special flavor." The old god A Luan was riding on the shoulders of the silly fish, and turned his face to talk to Bai Shu, "It's just Unfortunately, I only have one mouth..."

Bai Shu smiled, that handsome smile was so lethal that the little girls in the whole market couldn't walk.

The market in the mortal world is naturally extremely lively, all kinds of small items of goods fill the long street, selling, bargaining, and haggling, all kinds of voices are full, chaotic but strangely harmonious.Fengzhou belongs to the Jiangnan area. It is famous for its abundant rice harvest every year. It is the richest state in the country. Because of this, people in ragged clothes are rarely seen here. Very fresh and interesting.

Bai Shu is not necessarily interested in this market.It's just Ah Luan's first human form, a child's mentality, and he just wants to wander around.

Speaking of it, Ah Luan seemed to like Sha Yu's appearance very much. After Bai Shu introduced the two to each other, the fat baby kept pushing himself into Sha Yu's arms, asking him to hug him.Bai Shu looked funny, if these two were regarded as brothers, who is the elder brother?Who is the younger brother?

It's also understandable that Ah Luan likes silly fish.When the child Silly Yu picked up Ah Luan, he treated the fat baby like a treasure, being gentle and careful, for fear of bumping into him! ——It's not so much that Ah Luan likes Sha Yu, it's better to say that Ah Luan thinks Sha Yu is easy to bully, and it makes him very comfortable to hug him!

"Ah Luan."

"What?" The fat boy gently tugged at the hair on the silly boy's forehead and replied in a childish voice.

"Do you want me to give you something?" Bai Shu narrowed his eyes.

The child turned his head to look at Bai Shu: "Hmph, I don't look down on mortal things!"

Bai Shu smiled: "It's not this. You stopped here this time for the purpose of self-cultivation. You must have used a lot of celestial power for your sudden transformation..."

Silly fish raised his head upon hearing this, and the child riding on his shoulders hurriedly hugged his head, stabilizing his figure.Silly Yu pushed away the fat hand that almost poked his nostrils and held it in his hand: "Master, what you mean is that you want to buy some treasures to give to Ah Luan at this cultivation world auction meeting?"

Bai Shu still shook his head with a smile, and said, "No. Didn't Ah Luan say that he doesn't look down on mortal things."

Seeing the two of them looking at him, Bai Shu said helplessly: "...didn't react? ——Since this is a world of cultivating immortals, where are the supreme magical weapons and spiritual herbs?"

Silly fish was taken aback.Ah Luan on his shoulder raised his head thoughtfully.

"I'll take you to the heaven later." Bai Shu said plainly, Ah Luan's eyes lit up instantly!Cheered to: "Heaven! Go to the spirit beast nursery!"

"This world doesn't know if there is a spiritual beast nursery, so don't think about eating all day long!..." The freshman and first novel laughed, as if what they were talking about was such a simple and ordinary thing.

......

Only the silly fish was petrified on the spot as if struck by lightning.

skyline?

To...heaven?

——…Who is his master! ! !

Although the things in the world are not very useful, they are more or less novel and cute.Especially the toys made by craftsmen on the small stalls in the mortal world are very attractive to children.

Walk down West Street from East Street.Ah Luan never got off Silly Yu's shoulders, but there were a lot of children's candy figurines, grasshoppers and the like in his hands.The chubby child narrowed his eyes and handed the candy figure to Bai Zhu with a smile. It's like coming alive!

Seeing this, Ah Luan also blew on the grasshopper in his hand, and with a puff, a large burst of flames spewed out, and the grasshopper was burnt to black ashes, and scorched the innocent fish along the way. strands of hair.

Silly Yu belatedly touched his head which seemed to be still hot, and the sugar figurine in Bai Shu's hand couldn't bear to look straight at him, and covered his face with his thin match-like hands.The kid first apologized, then thought of something, couldn't help but chuckle.

"It's a good thing there's no one around here." Bai Shu said helplessly, "It's just a cover-up, and it can't really make this sugar man come back to life just like that. - Besides, this body is no longer a fairy, why do you learn how to breathe with me? ?”

Ah Luan snorted.

"Stupid fish, put him down." Bai Shu said, "It's getting late, at dusk when the sun goes down and the sky changes, we should prepare to go to the heavenly realm."

Before Silly Yu could do anything, Ah Luan swayed and slid down after hearing this.Silly fish shook his tired neck, and asked hesitantly: "Master...do we really want...to go to heaven?"

Bai Shu's hand caressed his shoulder, taking away his fatigue: "There are some things I didn't tell you, it's okay if no one talks about them now." After a moment of pause, "We don't belong to this world. —— sooner or later Leave. You don't have to worry about all kinds of things in this world anymore, because we are not from this world."

Silly Yu was stunned for a while: "...Then, Master is in another world, is he a god?"

"......Yes."

The boy's eyes became brighter and brighter: "Then! What am I originally?!"

"Are you... a fish?"

......

The boy's face cracked.

The little Ah Luan tugged at the corner of Bai Zhu's clothes: "The time is almost up, should we start?"

Bai Shu nodded, motioning for Silly Fish to back off.This is a shady place on the back of a huge mountain, not only is it sparsely populated, but the trees are almost withered.The little Ah Luan raised his head and cried, his fat neck stretched out longer and longer, gradually covered with soft feathers; his two little fat hands also stretched out to become wings.

A huge colorful phoenix landed on the grass and said, "Come up."

It was the first time for Shayu to watch this transformation of a spirit beast at such a close distance, and he was so shocked that he couldn't speak.

Bai Shu flew up, and Silly Yu followed closely.Bai Shu flicked his sleeves, and a five-string guqin suddenly appeared in his arms.Bai Shu sat cross-legged: "Let's go. The sound of the ancient zither will protect you." As he spoke, he raised his fingers together, and with a clang, the sound of the zither resonated across the world.The five-color phoenix raised its head and screamed, its wings fanned the huge wind, soared into the sky, flying away like the sun that was about to sink.

The silly fish boy grabbed the phoenix's feathers and looked at the smaller and smaller world below, speechless in a daze.

Master's fairy voice sounded within a short distance.And he, a mortal, has only joined this sect of cultivating immortals for a few days, but he is about to ascend to the heaven?

— like a dream.An absurd and fantastic dream.He looked at the never-before-seen scenery of the sky, suddenly became panicked, and reached out his hand to grab Bai Zhu's clothes.

"what happened?"

"...Master..." The young man hesitated to speak.Finally said: "...it's okay."

He was worried whether all this was really just a dream. ——When he woke up, he was still curled up in the firewood room, gritting his teeth against the pain from punches and kicks on his body.

"Is it too high?" Bai Shu's hands kept moving, "We are both mortal bodies. We need strong immortal energy to protect our bodies from being crushed by the immortal pressure of the heavens, so Taigu can't stop at this time. . . . Wait a minute, grab Ah Luan's hair tightly. Don't let it fall."

"...it is good."

God bless, it's all true.The person in front of me is real, the phoenix is ​​real, and everything I've been through is real.

Never!Never!stop kidding me...