Attack 3000 after fast travel

A long, long time ago, when the heavens and the earth first opened and Nuwa had just created human beings, in front of the cave where Nuwa Empress lived, one day, a certain plant of grass suddenly became enlightened.

Enlightenment is a happy thing, but also a painful thing. ——Happiness lies in not being hazy and chaotic, and being able to perceive things around you clearly; but pain is nothing more than being an inch of grass, small and unable to move half a step.It is really boring to be alone in the vast world.

But the painful times always pass.Because Fuxi always liked to travel around the world, Empress Nuwa guarded the cave and was too lazy to go out, so she took a little girl she picked up by accident as a maid to help take care of things in the cave.

So Xiaocao, which has been ignored for thousands of years, finally waited for someone who smiled at it, and even watered it every morning, rain or shine, and confide in it the secret of the little girl's mind.

After that, every day when the watering time is approaching, it will be very excited!Swinging around with the wind, I hope to see that warm and beautiful smiling face like the sun.

But when does it start?From that day on, it began to be dissatisfied with the status quo! ——It is more and more dissatisfied with too little time to meet!I am getting more and more dissatisfied that my roots are going straight into the soil and I can't go to find her!When she appeared to water it again one day, it looked at her beautiful smiling face and almost hallucinated in a daze! ——It thought in its heart, I really want to hug her, I really want to hug her, almost thinking that I can really reach out!

When she came back to her senses, she had already left, and her two grass blades became slender and stretched out in her direction like open hands.

want to hug you.it thought.

——I want to become a human!

At that moment, it finally made up its mind to practice!

Transformation of vegetation is very painful.It is not a natural spiritual thing, it just happened to grow in front of the gate of Nuwa's cave, and it absorbed a little spiritual energy to open up its spiritual wisdom.

If it wants to take shape, it must endure the catastrophe of the sky thunder, nine times, and the messy and painful rolling of its grass leaves. The huge tangled root system hidden under the soil layer is like a snake blasted out by a cannon, turning over from the soil. It was thrown to the sky in pain, and then fell heavily, tangled and twisted. It was like a giant python with dystocia, howling and rolling on the ground, bearing the blow of thunder!

After suffering catastrophe, he finally turned into a human body.When it went to Nuwa's cave, there was no one there. ——Nuwa and Fuxi are newly married and have traveled around the world.But it didn't know, and searched everywhere, and finally found the Nuwa Empress who made a human from clay by the Xingyue Lake, but the girl disappeared.It anxiously went to inquire, and Nuwa laughed loudly when she learned the reason: "...I decided to marry yin and yang, and you are a daughter, but you want to marry Shui Zexian?"

Xiaocao was taken aback.It naturally does not know what is male and female Yin and Yang.It's just that when he transformed into a form, his heart and eyes were full of the girl's shadow, so he naturally transformed into a daughter.

——So her name is Mizusawa!

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Bai Shu felt something was wrong, frowned and pinched the center of his brows, and continued to read.

Xiaocao finally found Mizusawa in the prehistoric land with the body of her daughter, and she was already a fairy.Xiaocao revealed her identity and finally got to be by Mizusawa's side, sisters of thousands of years and ten thousand years, hiding the deeper desires in her heart, wanting to embrace and kiss, but when they meet, these all turn into a slight smile.

The daily companionship is warm and sweet, and there are even a few funny scenes - such as Xiaocao secretly chasing the peach blossoms for Mizusawa, but she didn't expect that the other party came for her.The relationship between the two is getting deeper and deeper, and Xiaocao even feels that there is nothing wrong with just being together like this, and I am content to stay by her side.

Until one day, a big hole suddenly broke in the sky. Nu Wa approached Shuize and asked her to help go to Tiantai Mountain to use the power of water spirit to subdue Shenao. She wanted to use her four feet as pillars to support the sky.Mizusawa agreed to Nuwa's request, and went without hesitation, and never came back.

No matter how crazy Xiaocao was after learning about it, Mizusawa was really dead.

Nuwa only brought back fragments of her soul, and Xiaocao took it with tears in her eyes, and put it in her own Lingfu to be carefully raised.But sooner or later the confinement of even a complete soul without a body will dissipate.Xiaocao traveled all over the prehistoric world and was on the verge of death several times, but couldn't find a suitable body.

When she was desperate, helpless and heartbroken to die, Empress Houtu created reincarnation, and all souls in the world had their destination.

Immediately afterwards, the gravel used for counting by the side when Nuwa created humans turned into a huge stone for a long time, and two divine lines were born, separated by three sections, even though it meant to devour the three realms of heaven, earth, and human beings.

Nuwa was afraid of causing trouble, so she placed it next to the Naihe Bridge on the road of reincarnation, named it the Sansheng Stone, gave it the magic power of the Sansheng Jue, named its three sections as past life, present life, and afterlife, and added a marriage line on it, from this life continued into the afterlife.

After Xiaocao heard about it, she rushed there and asked Mizusawa to be reincarnated so that the two could continue their relationship.

After Nuwa created human beings, she complied with the law of heaven and stipulated that men and women should be yin and yang, and intermarriage between male and female.It was the first time that the two women had a romantic relationship.But because he and Fuxi are brothers and sisters, and because of the deep love between the two, he secretly changed methods and let Mizusawa's soul cast a male fetus.

But here, Xiaocao visited famous mountains and great powers, seeking the elixir that can transform into a second form.After many hardships and dangers, he finally retreated in the cave for thousands of years and reshaped his body.

This life!No matter what, stay with Mizusawa! ! !

Then, let me reshape the male body!

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"So what the author means is that these two people are the same gender no matter what..." Bai Shu complained with a pair of dead fish eyes, "This script is really...interesting."

"You came to me just to complain about the script?" Yu Sa couldn't laugh or cry, "By the way, which character are you?"

"Male No. [-] Fuxi. He has a domineering personality, but he is also quite charming. He was fine in the prehistoric times, but he just liked to play around and meddle in other people's affairs. In the modern age after Mizusawa's reincarnation, he is a domineering president! The author doesn't know if it's the brain It’s a draw! It’s actually letting this ancient god start a company!!!”

Yu Sa wanted to laugh when he heard Bai Shu's complaints: "You know the domineering president now, hahaha. But it's not that bad. At least the quality and fans of the script adapted from the novel are guaranteed. Besides, you My character is still Fu Xi, who has a great fan base! ——My character is miserable, the disfigured General Nighthawk of the villain camp, who can speak with a hoarse voice, not to mention the pain, at best, I can be regarded as a male number 10. "

"..."

"Okay, for the afternoon open game, brother will take you to the second place to relax?" Yu Sa teased.

"I need you to bring it? - My skills are obvious to all!" After the two got acquainted, they began to speak unscrupulously, "Speaking of it, the two of us should be able to play very quickly. One plus one is greater than two."

Yu Sa smiled: "It's better to hurry up, I have to go to self-study at night, the exam will be busy in a few days, competitions and so on, just rely on you to take me?"

"no problem!"

When you get sharp, playing competitive games becomes an ultimate enjoyment.

Bai Shu and the others won several games in a row, almost feeling invincible! ——Until a team of monks and Taoists was matched. The monks were Shaolin, but the Taoists were not Wudang with swords, but Heavenly Dao Palace with whisks as weapons.

When playing an official game, the chivalrous words of both sides are the default even mode, that is, the voices within a certain range can be heard.And the arena is so big, no matter where the two sides hide, they can hear the enemy's voice, so they can't say anything about the impromptu formation and the enemy's strategy, it all depends on the tacit understanding of the two.

Instead, another peculiar way of playing has been added in a disguised form - bickering!

Quarreling, there is a proper term in the advanced competition called trash talk.Use words to irritate the opponent, disrupt the opponent's pace, and make him fall into hell the moment he loses his mind. — This is the function of trash talk.

But trash talk is not the same as swearing. There will be recordings during the competition. If players are found to have excessive swearing in the recordings, they will be deprived of their qualifications on the grounds of low quality. ——In the last session, someone made a recording of trash talking. There are various ways of swearing without any swear words, which made people laugh out loud!

As soon as the Shaolin monk came in, a rough male voice came from the earphone: "Oh Amitabha, Taoist priest, have you come in?"

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable~ Bald Donkey, let's fight."

"Wait a minute!" Bai Shu and the others were about to rush forward when they were called out for a while. The two stood far away, but they saw the monk's bald head was very bright from a distance. De, why do we have to fight and kill here so that there is no peace?"

Yu Sa said: "Don't talk nonsense with them, this monk was here last time, he talked a lot of nonsense, he likes to call stop in the middle of the fight, many players are disturbed by his trick, the forum is called the half-stop master. ——Come on, don’t listen to him.”

"Why do you say that the chivalrous man made such a broken rule that he must go to Xia Yan, and the earphones are not allowed to be taken off? - Is it necessary?" Bai Shu complained.

"As long as you don't get caught, it's not a big deal to take off the earphones, except that you may fall into a trap if you can't hear the voice prompt..."

The monk on the opposite side is another Jishou: "What the benefactor said is very true. The poor monk often thinks, what is the purpose of this rule in the chivalrous words? —Maybe it is to hope that the two sides can put down the butcher's knife and talk about martial arts together."

"...Don't worry about it, there is still self-study at night, come on!"

The two jumped over together with Qinggong, the monk looked at the two who rushed towards him from a distance, and said calmly: "I see that the two benefactors are non-violent and non-cooperative, if that is the case, then there is no bb.— —planb."

Bai Shu smiled: "They still have planb!"

As soon as the voice fell, the Taoist priest sang directly in the earphones! ——that hoarseness!That's ugly!That one went out of tune!Yu Sa shook his hand, slipped his foot, and almost kicked the network cable!

The corners of Bai Shu's mouth twitched, if it wasn't for the system voice that he couldn't miss, he would have smashed his earphones!

Yu Sa's brain hurts from being sung, I'm really depressed that this kind of move that kills one thousand and hurts eight hundred is also used.Just as I was thinking about it, I saw the Taoist priest, the monk seemed to be listening to some inspiring war song, and he was holding a golden Zen stick and knocking on the other person's head excitedly. There is no mercy, let go of what you just said What about the butcher knife? !

Although Xiao Yu Sanqian's combat power hadn't been wiped out much, it was obvious that his position was not so coquettish, and his whole body felt like he was about to vomit and his footsteps were vain.

Bai Shu asked, "Are you okay?"

Yu Sa gritted his teeth: "..No, nothing..."

Bai Shu snorted coldly: "Out of tune with me?"

Yu Sa was taken aback, "What are you doing?"

Bai Zhu cleared her throat slightly and began to sing.

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ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Why hurt our ears! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Wells, who was standing not far away, stared blankly and blankly at the front.

Yu Sa over there couldn't take it anymore and smashed the earphones, and the whole person rolled into a ball on the ground with his hands off the keyboard to cover his ears.

The lingering sound in my head is still there.

How to do? !

How to do? ! ! !

It's so painful ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! ! qaq

In an instant, Bai Shu was the only active person left in Nuo Da's martial arts arena.

Bai Shu went up one by one to make up the knife.

Afterwards, Bai Shu and Yu Sa lamented: "So there is such a tactic.——I began to think that this rule is very useful."

"...No, please don't next time." Yu Sa almost shed tears and knelt down for him.

The chivalrous man didn't ban singing because he felt that even if people sang badly, it wouldn't be that bad, and the chivalrous sound filter system is well done, no matter how explosive the other party's voice is, it will be converted into decibels suitable for the human ear after passing through the chivalrous words . ——So Bai Shu's voice is not loud and harsh, but simply ugly.

The ugly ones can make people's minds go blank for a moment and lose their ability to move.

In a certain Internet cafe in the sky/dynasties, a pair of troubled brothers helped each other out.

"I didn't expect... there are people in the world who sing harder than you..."

"...It's a sonic weapon!" the Taoist leader said, "Damn it, I was so scared that I almost smashed the computer, and the whole person almost went crazy! ——Fortunately, you stopped me..."

"...But the earphones are really broken. - I haven't won the game yet, and I have to pay the boss for the earphones... Really depressing."