The upper bunk vomits blood every day

After Wang Xiaotian brought the computer over, Xiao Yuheng consciously moved it aside, and then looked at him with a half-smile: "You care about Ma Qiqi more than I do?"

Wang Xiaotian looked at him coldly: "You care?"

"Of course not." Xiao Yuheng quickly denied it, and then touched his ass: "I'll just tease you, are you serious?"

Wang Xiaotian's face turned red, and he slapped his hand on his butt away, and said angrily: "Stop playing hooligans, will you let me play?"

"Let, of course let, my brother is having fun, just serve tea and water and call me." Xiao Yuheng said with a smile, his words were not serious as always.

Wang Xiaotian stopped fighting with him, and wanted to lie down beside Xiao Yuheng, but after thinking about it, he turned around and ran to the end of the bed.

"You play with yourself, don't look at me." Wang Xiaotian told Xiao Yuheng while fiddling with the charging cable of the computer.

Xiao Yuheng knew that he cared, so he nodded in agreement.

After Wang Xiaotian fixed the charging cable, he got into the bed, next to Xiao Yuheng's feet, he thought for a while, then climbed out of bed and took out a pair of white socks from the cabinet, and put them on for Xiao Yuheng.

Xiao Yuheng was aggrieved lying on the bedside: "Are my feet stinky?"

Wang Xiaotian said blankly while putting socks on for him: "It's not good for your feet to get cold."

Now in April, City X is still chilly. Wang Xiaotian, a southerner, has to put on a sweater, and even if he washes his feet at night, he has to put on socks to sleep at ease, otherwise he always feels uncomfortable on the soles of his feet.

Xiao Yuheng understood, looking at Wang Xiaotian who put on socks for himself, he felt warm in his heart.

In fact, he is not cold, but there is a kind of cold called "wife thinks you are cold", so he readily accepted this pair of socks.

After Wang Xiaotian put on socks for him, he got into the bed again, so that it didn't matter if Xiao Yuheng's feet were exposed when he was playing computer.

Since I haven't played "Seven Realms" for a long time, Wang Xiaotian had to update it. When he was updating, he secretly looked back at Xiao Yuheng's computer screen. The scythe pulled and Ma Qiqi pretending to be a little fairy are fighting.

Wang Xiaotian watched for a while and saw that he was beating Ma Qiqi, so he felt relieved. After the game client was updated, he immediately entered the game. There were many golden exclamation marks flashing on the menu bar under the system, but he ignored it and opened the package directly. I wanted to fly to the main city of the Demon Realm closest to Xiao Yuheng, but found that there was no teleportation scroll, so I clicked on the auction house to buy it, but I still had no money.

At the beginning, he retreated so chicly that he gave everything to Xiao Yuheng, leaving only a piece of junk equipment behind. Although he sneaked online two or three times later, he just played casually, so Wang Xiaotian only has a few dozen silver on him now.

Fly all the way with light work?Every 10 minutes will take seven or eight minutes, and you may be killed by unscrupulous players, fools and wild monsters on the way, so Wang Xiaotian kicked Xiao Yuheng on the shoulder: "Post me a hundred gold."

"You click on the mailbox to check." Xiao Yuheng said.

Only then did Wang Xiaotian turn his attention to the mailbox with the flashing golden exclamation mark, click to open it with the mouse, and there were emails with attachments, all of which were written by the sender, "Life and death are bearish丨If you don't accept it, you will do it".

Wang Xiaotian looked back at Xiao Yuheng, the man was still fighting, Wang Xiaotian smiled, and turned to look at the attachments:

A pair of level [-] red pants, a level [-] red jacket, a level [-] red shoe, a level [-] red bracelet... Wang Xiaotian received them one by one, and it happened to be a set of top level [-] equipment.

Very good, very awesome, but... Wang Xiaotian turned around again: "I'm only level 74."

"I'll take you to practice for a few days before going up." Xiao Yuheng said indifferently.

So Wang Xiaotian put that set of equipment away first, and was opening the auction house to buy teleportation volumes, when the screen flickered suddenly, with a reddish blood light, Wang Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, and quickly closed the auction house to look, and sure enough, he was attacked Now, a boxer from the human world is holding him up with a "big grappling hand" and running.

Several boxers around the boxer ran with them, and when the time for that boxer's "Great Grabber" skill was over, another boxer came out and then used the "Great Grappler" to grab him. The player who kills is playing with him.

There is even a fairy blooding him to prevent him from being killed by the "big catcher".

"I was arrested." Wang Xiaotian was baffled, and was complaining to Xiao Yuheng, when he saw a big loudspeaker floating above the screen:

[World] The young master of the Qi family: Congratulations to the "I have a big fist" gang for capturing a wild Xuetian girl!Grab and marry Yue Lao there!

Wang Xiaotian was stunned, but Xiao Yuheng saw that his daughter-in-law had been arrested, so he didn't have the heart to compete with Ma Qiqi, so he ran to the end of the bed to look at Wang Xiaotian's computer. Holding Wang Xiaotian in his hand, he ran all the way to the main city of the human world, and the 3D beautiful girl with huge breasts pinched by Wang Xiaotian helplessly kicked her feet in the air, unable to escape their restraint at all.

Xiao Yuheng smiled "poof": "Wow, you can change your name to 'Baton'."

"Relay your sister." Wang Xiaotian was so annoyed that he cursed, "Hurry up and find a way! I can't get down!"

Boxer's "Great Grabber" is for controlling skills, once he is lifted, Wang Xiaotian can't use any skills unless he waits for the skills to end.

"Use Invincible." Xiao Yuheng instructed him, Wang Xiaotian is good at studying, but he is not good at playing games: "Taking advantage of their handover."

Wang Xiaotian hurriedly put his finger on the "Q" key, and seeing the boxer who was holding him put him down, Xiao Yuheng immediately shouted: "It's now!"

Wang Xiaotian's hands trembled, and after he realized his reaction, he immediately pressed "Q" frantically, but before his feet landed, he was already lifted up by another boxer.

"..." Wang Xiaotian was silent.

Xiao Yuheng looked at him speechlessly: "Are you the hand speed of an old man?"

"He, there are quite a few of them." Wang Xiaotian blushed and frowned to explain himself: "My hand speed is still okay..."

After speaking, he put his finger on the "Q button" again, staring at the screen, intending to seize the next opportunity to avenge his shame.

"It's now!"

I press press press press press press!

[World] Beat the world with one punch: Hahahahahahaha!After robbing for so long, I finally got the girl Xuetian!

Wang Xiaotian: "..."

Xiao Yuheng: "..."

His face was extremely hot, Wang Xiaotian looked gloomy: "Next time, I will definitely be able to use Invincible..."

"...Well, I believe you." Xiao Yuheng held back a smile and touched his head, then went back to the bedside to look at his computer. Wang Xiaotian thought he didn't care about him, and then pressed invincible many times, but that The gang boxer was seamlessly connected, and he carried Wang Xiaotian all the way back to the main city from the wild area, and there were many more players watching the excitement around him.

Wang Xiaotian hated it, he didn't expect that this game could be played like this, he used people as a baton, and when he got to Yuelao, the group of boxers let him go.

"Sister Xuetian, marry me!" The person whose ID is "Young Master of the Qi Family" said to Wang Xiaotian with a smile, looking like a gentleman, but what he said was very hooligan: "Otherwise, the master will not let you go."

Wang Xiaotian looked at the group of players around him, and he was also calm. To open the backpack, he needed to use the teleportation scroll he just bought from the auction house, who knew...

He was lifted again!

System: You are in a combat state and cannot use the teleportation scroll!

Wow!Wang Xiaotian was very angry.

"Did the little beauty want to use the teleportation scroll just now?" The young master of the Qi family chuckled, and his mind was quite bright: "Unless you promise to be in love with me, my brother and I will always hold you..."

Before the young master of the Qi family could finish his sentence, a tall figure descended from the sky, smashed him into the ground with a scythe, and killed him with one blow.

Then two figures fell down, a cute little monster girl Zhengtai, and a handsome monk with a bald head.

"Who dares to bully my wife!" Xiao Yuheng shouted domineeringly.

"Who dares to bully my sister-in-law!" The fat man glanced around arrogantly.

"A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands." Duan Ce clasped his hands together to Amitabha.

Both Xiao Yuheng and Fatty looked at Duan Ce speechlessly. Is this warm guy in the game?

"Bastard! How dare you kill our sect master! You want to die!" Seeing the sect master being instantly killed by Xiao Yuheng, the people around immediately became agitated, so they stopped teasing Wang Xiaotian, and they all showed their weapons and attacked the three of them.

The three of them are veterans, and with years of cooperation, not only did they not fall into a disadvantage, but they also defeated the group of people in a row. Xiao Yuheng even possessed top-level equipment, and he kept showing off his operations there, and his figure kept flashing in the crowd. , Lost dozens of players in an instant.

"See? This is the hand speed of being single for 18 years!" In the apartment, Xiao Yuheng laughed and teased Wang Xiaotian.

Wang Xiaotian looked back at him and sneered, "Why don't I let you practice 'hand speed' for a few more years?"

Xiao Yuheng heard the meaning of his words, turned around immediately, and smiled apologetically, "No need, I have you, so why do I need to practice hand speed? I'm training my waist!"

Wang Xiaotian yelled at him: "Get out, dirty."

The two of them quarreled happily, one at the head of the bed and the other at the end of the bed. When the quarrel was over, they looked back and saw that Wang Xiaotian was dead, and the group of boxers were all lying on the ground. Not only that, even Fatty and Duan Ce fell down, only Xiao Yuheng and Xiao Yuheng were left in the big place. A female fairy Shiying in fluttering white clothes stood in the center.

It turned out that Ma Qiqi was after her.

"Han Xuetian, I haven't seen you online for a few months. I thought you had retired. Why, you are so shameless that you ran back to play again?" Ma Qiqi said to Wang Xiaotian's corpse, with contempt in her words.

Wang Xiaotian lay on the ground and did not come back to life, he said lightly: "I am back."

After Wang Xiaotian finished speaking, he looked at Xiao Yuheng with a smile that was not a smile: "I can't help it, someone is lonely and misses me."

Xiao Yuheng smiled: "Wow!"

In the apartment, Wang Xiaotian turned around with a smile, and mocked, "Are you a dog?"

Shouting "Wang" is so pure and unaffected.

Xiao Yuheng smiled slightly, lifted Wang Xiaotian's trousers, opened his mouth and bit his ankle, "Wow!"

Wang Xiaotian's heart itched after being bitten by him, and Xiao Yuheng not only didn't intend to let go after being bitten by him, but sucked deeper, Wang Xiaotian saw that he was getting closer and closer, and felt that if he continued like this, his feet would be ruined by him, so With a slightly messy breath, he hooked his hand at him: "Come here."

Xiao Yuheng looked up at him with his ankle in his mouth, looking coquettish, and finally kissed his calf, and moved the X-planet computer holding him to the end of the bed.

The two lay side by side, Xiao Yuheng looked at him with a smile: "Do you mind letting me know that you are 'Han Xuetian'?"

Wang Xiaotian blushed and pursed her lips, ignored him, and looked at her computer screen again. Ma Qiqi didn't know that the two of them were getting bored, and seeing them not talking for a long time, she couldn't help feeling more and more annoyed.

"You...you don't ignore me!" Miss Qiqi was so heartbroken that she was about to cry: "Are you two divided or not?"

Wang Xiaotian thought of her as a girl, she was quite persistent after chasing Xiao Yuheng for so long and still didn't give up. Thinking of how he persuaded her to dig the corner of "Han Xuetian" on the Ferris wheel back then, he couldn't help but find it funny.

But thinking about it, since he is already with Xiao Yuheng now, it is better to let the eldest lady give up, so Wang Xiaotian said: "We have no points."

Xiao Yuheng also echoed: "I only have him in my heart."

After a pause, she corrected again: "Her."

Ma Qiqi wanted to cry but had no tears: "Then what is it that you break up the relationship?"

Wang Xiaotian thought for a while: "Flirting."

Ma Qiqi bit her lips: "Then what about your disappearance these past few months?"

Xiao Yuheng thought for a while: "She lost her temper."

Ma Qiqi understood: "So your return now is..."

The two lying on the bed looked at each other, then Xiao Yuheng smiled, Wang Xiaotian also smiled, one sent a courtship application, and the other accepted it happily.

On the head of "Han Xuetian" appeared the title "Life and Death 丨 Girlfriend who refuses to accept it". She was so long and aggressive, Ma Qiqi saw it, but her eyes turned red, and she ran away with a "wow".

The two watched her leave, and saw a figure jumping out of a dark corner, and quickly chased after her, all dressed in strong clothes and a mask covering her face, following her like a shadow.

With Ma Qiqi's departure, the farce didn't end yet, and another revived player rushed towards Xiao Yuheng to vent his anger that the goddess was taken away, but without the cooperation of Fatty and Duan Ce, Xiao Yuheng was outnumbered and soon disappeared. Blacked out the screen.

Wang Xiaotian was happy: "Did you die?"

"If you die, of course I will die too." Xiao Yuheng said with a smile, not caring.

Wang Xiaotian looked at it, and was surprised to find that the four people in the dormitory died together, which is quite a coincidence.

So he raised his eyebrows and turned to look at the man beside him: "You and the fat man are holding hands."

Xiao Yuheng saw that it was really true, so he smiled slightly: "Resurrection?"

"resurrection."

So they pressed the "Y" key together.

The screen went dark one after another, and the two entered the map to load, Wang Xiaotian looked at Xiao Yuheng idly while waiting, lying there with his feet up, Xiao Yuheng also looked at him, then raised the corners of his mouth and moved his head towards him.

"Since we are in love again... Shouldn't you call me 'husband kiss'?"

Wang Xiaotian's face turned red, and he turned his head: "You think too much, you don't."

Xiao Yuheng dawdled beside him, coquettishly: "Call me~"

Wang Xiaotian said coldly, "Don't be silly."

"I learned from you." Xiao Yuheng began to expose his dark history.

Wang Xiaotian was so embarrassed that he refused to admit it: "Bah! I, I never did it!"

Xiao Yuheng continued to reveal: "Obviously it's 'Mommada' again, and it's 'Dear' again."

Wang Xiaotian's face flushed red: "No!"

"Call!"

"No!"

"Forget it, I'll watch the cute video of 'Han Xuetian'."

"Don't look!"

"Do you call?"

"...Old...husband kiss...um..."

In the bright bedroom, two people lying on the double bed kissed each other, and the computer in front of them lit up the same screen, and a love couple stood facing each other in the resurrection point, dressed in red, like a wedding dress.

After a while, a fox demon Xiao Zhengtai and a bald handsome monk also appeared in the resurrection point.

Looking at the two people standing face to face and showing their affection, one of them was speechless and the other was smiling.

"It's quite aboveboard for the squad leader to step on two boats." Fatty said with emotion.

Duan Ce looked at the two people who were motionless, with deep eyes, "Do you really think Xiao Yuheng is the kind of half-hearted person?"

The fox demon Xiao Zhengtai was at a loss at first, and then suddenly and shocked: "You said 'she' is actually..."

Monk Junxiu touched his lips with his index finger, and pointed to the sky with a smile: "Shh, you can't say it, 'Heaven' will be angry."

The fox demon Xiaozheng gradually calmed down. He glanced at the two people who hung up the phone with complicated eyes, and then Huo De took out from his backpack:

fireworks tube.

[World] Pig of the East: I wish my sister-in-law and the sect master a happy marriage for a hundred years!

[World] Master Meow Meow: I wish the dormitory head and the monitor a happy marriage for a hundred years!

The sound of "bang bang" caught the attention of the two people in the kiss, and they glanced at the screen, full of fireworks.

Both of them were taken aback for a moment, then looked at each other and smiled, then covered the computer, covered the quilt, and continued!

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