The upper bunk vomits blood every day

Xiao Yuheng thought hard for a long time, and finally took 3 minutes to make a decision. He wanted Wang Xiaotian to steal his account.

He made this decision to let his first love blossom and bear fruit, otherwise, with Wang Xiaotian's petty mind, they might not be able to kiss and hug after graduation.

Anyway, if this person stole his account, he wouldn't be able to make a name for himself. Xiao Yuheng could foresee the scene where he stood in front of the computer proudly and threatened him:

"Your account is in my hands! If you don't want me to destroy the equipment, just kneel down and apologize!" Wang Xiaotian laughed hahahaha, like a big devil: "Do you know how powerful I am?"

Xiao Yuheng was overjoyed, and decided to secretly get a camera to shoot at that time, and show it to Wang Xiaotian when they were together in the future, and said, "Look, that's how you were in secondary school at the time."

The more he thought about it, the happier he became, Xiao Yuheng smiled secretly at the screen, which made Wang Xiaotian who was sitting on the upper bunk feel even more disgusted.

His son seems to be getting more and more stupid.Wang Xiaotian didn't understand what he was laughing at, but he was anxiously waiting for Xiao Yuheng to propose to him to go to the United States.

"Han Xuetian" didn't know that Xiao Yuheng was going to the United States, so he couldn't do anything now, so as not to startle the snake.Wang Xiaotian tapped his finger on the small desk, not interested in studying at all.

The mobile phone placed aside vibrated, and Wang Xiaotian regained his energy. He turned on the screen and saw that it was indeed Xiao Yuheng who had sent the message.

A fool with a lot of money Son: Wife, I'm going to America for Christmas, is there anything you want?

Xiao Yuheng's opening question was also very natural, Wang Xiaotian didn't suspect it at all, but was a little moved.

The silly son also knows how to bring gifts for himself, not bad.Wang Xiaotian thought for a while, as if he didn't have anything he wanted, so he tapped the phone screen a few times.

Han Xuetian: Chocolate~

Hearing that the chocolates sold in foreign countries are different from those sold in China, Wang Xiaotian didn’t know the difference, but subconsciously felt that the chocolates there should be more authentic, so he asked for this gift with the idea of ​​trying something new.

Xiao Yuheng understood, knowing that this person must be embarrassed to ask for expensive ones, so he decided to watch and buy it when the time comes.

Son of a fool with a lot of money: I understand~ I will bring you a lot of chocolate~

Son who is stupid and has a lot of money: I have already booked my ticket, I will leave the day after tomorrow, and then I will not be able to play games with my wife for a week o(╥﹏╥)o

Han Xuetian: It’s okay~ touch~

Wang Xiaotian felt that the politeness was almost enough, so he entered the topic with a nervous heart:

Han Xuetian: Husband, give me the number to play~ Isn't the Christmas mission coming out soon?I do it for my husband~

A fool with a lot of money Son: Yes.

Wang Xiaotian was overjoyed, he didn't expect to get the account so easily, he couldn't help but excitedly danced a few times on the upper bunk, imitating the crazy dance he saw in the ghost animal area of ​​station B a few days ago, and just lost his composure when he suddenly found Xiao Yuheng there look at him.

Suddenly embarrassed, so he quickly tensed his face, and then blushed and pretended that the student looked down at the book.

Xiao Yuheng suppressed a smile, turned his eyes back, then thought for a while, then bowed his head and typed on the keyboard:

Stupid and rich son: Just now I danced on the top bunk, it’s super cute~ I suddenly want to watch my wife dance too~ How about our video on Christmas?Show me the dance~

The hatred in Wang Xiaotian's heart, I really want to slap myself a minute ago, because I just want to access Xiao Yuheng's account, and people are planning to bring him a gift, Wang Xiaotian is inconvenient to refuse, so I have to bite the bullet and tap on the phone:

Han Xuetian: But I'm not very good at dancing~ However, for simple ones, I should be able to learn from the video. What dance would my husband like to watch?

Xiao Yuheng thought seriously for several minutes before replying cautiously:

Son of a stupid man with a lot of money: majestic.

Han Xuetian: o_o

Son of a fool with a lot of money: I want to see my daughter-in-law dance majestically in cute clothes o(*////▽////*)q!

Han Xuetian: I know, I know... Ha, ha ha...

Wang Xiaotian twitched the corners of his mouth, and smiled in spite of himself. While pretending to be sweet and sending a message to Xiao Yuheng, he secretly decided in his heart that he must steal so much that he didn't even have any pants left!

Then Xiao Yuheng really left on Friday morning. As soon as he left, Wang Xiaotian couldn't wait to log in to his account. Xiao Yuheng who was sitting in the taxi smiled helplessly.

As soon as he left on his front foot, he landed on his back foot?

However, he still readily sent him the login verification code.

Stupid man with a lot of money, son: If you log in a few more times on another machine, you won’t need the verification code, but it should be verified within three days. Be careful, my wife. I won’t be able to contact you after I get on the plane. .

It means to tell Wang Xiaotian to be more agile, don't wait for him to come back from the United States, he hasn't stolen it yet.

Xiao Yuheng's cooperation naturally has his own plans.

Wang Xiaotian sent a "kiss and hug" emoticon package, and then happily logged into Xiao Yuheng's account. This time, he did not ask the little sister to help, but logged in with his own computer. Sister, secondly, I feel that this time I will succeed.

Indeed, the journey went smoothly. The first thing after signing up was to unbind the equipment. When Wang Xiaotian entered the four words "unbind", his hands were shaking, his heart was beating violently, and he felt a sense of crime. He felt afraid, but he only hesitated for a moment, and then the feeling of retreating was immediately covered up by the joy and excitement of the upcoming revenge.

After unbinding, Wang Xiaotian began to transfer other things in his bag, including more than 7 gold coins and a lot of valuable materials and props. Xiao Yuheng obviously trusted him very much, and put everything on this account. He even told him the password of the warehouse, so Wang Xiaotian had a great time stealing. He took a 2B pencil while stealing while making records in a small notebook, and made a very detailed list of items.

Start searching for information to do a property appraisal... Oh my god!When Wang Xiaotian saw the calculated total, his eyes almost popped out.

113 million? ! !

so many? ! !Wang Xiaotian felt guilty, and wondered if he had made a mistake in his calculations, so he re-searched the information and calculated it more seriously...

Not only did it not decrease, but it also increased by 6, becoming 119 million...

Not good, the amount is too big, Wang Xiaotian became a little panicked, he thought he would just pay back a little, but after thinking about it, stealing 100 is also stealing, and stealing [-] million is also stealing, there is no difference, so his temper hardened, no matter what up.

Xiao Yuheng sent a message to Wang Xiaotian the next day, saying that he arrived in the United States, and sent him several beautiful snow scenes, and even showed him a photo of him and his American father. , Xiao Yuheng will not talk about it, Xiao Xianrou, and his father looks about forty years old, with black curly hair and fair skin. Compared with celebrities who are not lost at all, what is even more rare and valuable is that there is a refined atmosphere of a Chinese and European gentleman on him, which made Wang Xiaotian immediately understand why Xiao's mother fell in love with him.

It's a pity, if Xiao Yuheng's parents hadn't divorced, how many people would have attracted the attention of going out, but if they didn't get along, they couldn't get along, and if they couldn't get along, Wang Xiaotian could only sigh in his heart.

After Xiao Yuheng sent him the photos, he asked Wang Xiaotian to send them to him. Wang Xiaotian was in the dormitory, so how could he send them to him?But Xiao Yuheng insisted, Wang Xiaotian had no choice but to roll up his trouser legs, put his feet on the wall, and sent him a photo of his legs with the white wall as the background.

Xiao Yuheng was extremely happy after receiving it.

A fool with a lot of money Son: Looks good~ My wife's long legs are the best~ I'll lick the photo tonight~

Lick what?Don't say it if you want to lick it!Wang Xiaotian had goose bumps all over his body, but his face was extremely hot.

He asked Xiao Yuheng for the verification code again. Wang Xiaotian logged into his account and checked. It was still 45 hours before unlocking. Anyway, he was idle, so he helped Xiao Yuheng run the Christmas event task, and had a good time.

After three days of hard work, Christmas is here, Xiao Yuheng is very quiet this day, presumably he is spending Christmas happily with his father, Wang Xiaotian is also very happy to transfer the unbound equipment to his own On the number.

After thinking about it, I still left him a pair of underpants.

All is ready except for the opportunity!

Wang Xiaotian was so excited, but inexplicably, he felt a little uneasy in his heart. After thinking about it, it should be because of a guilty conscience, so he comforted himself that it was fine, and that he was not really a thief. As long as Xiao Yuheng could sincerely apologize to him and admit his mistake , he will return the things to him.

There is a sixteen-hour time difference between the western part of the United States and China. Wang Xiaotian calculated the time and felt that Christmas in Xiao Yuheng's side was almost over, so he went to the hotel and got a room.

Open room dance majestic?Impossible, Wang Xiaotian didn't learn a single move, he was planning to have a showdown with Xiao Yuheng here, he couldn't quarrel with him in the dormitory, even if Duan Ce didn't care, Fatty would be half dead if he overwhelmed him.

Feeling anxious and excited, Wang Xiaotian wasted time in the hotel doing nothing, and finally received a message from Xiao Yuheng.

A fool with a lot of money, son: Wife, me~ Merry Christmas!

Wang Xiaotian jumped up from the bed like a carp, and rushed to the computer to take screenshots. First he took a picture of "Xiao Yuheng" wearing only a pair of underpants, and then he took a picture of his resplendent warehouse stuffed with all kinds of stolen goods. .

Taking a deep breath and clicking send, Wang Xiaotian felt his heart was about to explode, and his body was surprisingly hot and cold.

After a long time, Xiao Yuheng didn't respond at all. Wang Xiaotian guessed that he was in shock and panic, and he couldn't help feeling a little proud, so he sent a message with trembling fingers.

Han Xuetian: Your girlfriend and equipment are in my hands, if you are sensible, don't call the police.

Han Xuetian: Otherwise, I will show you the ticket!

Xiao Yuheng finally reacted, and even sent a video chat directly!

Wang Xiaotian hesitated for a long time, and then mustered up the courage to accept, and then saw Xiao Yuheng's young and handsome face on the screen of his broken mobile phone.

"...Wang Xiaotian?" Xiao Yuheng looked surprised.

Wang Xiaotian smiled, and looked at him with a beating heart: "Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"

"..." Xiao Yuheng moved the camera away, and only after he finished laughing did he face the camera again with a serious and stern face.

"What did you do with 'Han Xuetian'?" Xiao Yuheng said in cooperation with him, he knew that Wang Xiaotian was concealing his other identity, and he planned to see the situation first before deciding whether to expose him or not.

"Don't worry, 'she' is my younger sister, and I won't do anything to 'her'." Wang Xiaotian said methodically, this is what he had already thought up: "But if you don't obey... This year, I will spank 'her' ass when I go home during the Chinese New Year!"

Spank yourself?Great, great, admiration.Xiao Yuheng suppressed a smile, and said with a sullen face, "So all of this is your plan?"

"That's right!" Wang Xiaotian calmed down slowly, and he didn't panic after the showdown: "Didn't you always look down on me..."

"How can I look down on you." Xiao Yuheng interrupted him: "You look down on me."

Every day I occupy myself to sleep on the upper bunk, and I always look at him from the angle of looking down.

"I really don't like you." Wang Xiaotian said angrily, then turned the phone camera to his computer, and said in a fierce tone: "Interrupt me again, sell your equipment and I will tell you!"

"Okay, okay, you are the kidnapper and you are the biggest." Xiao Yuheng couldn't help laughing, how can the kidnapping equipment be so awesome?

"Why are you laughing?!" Wang Xiaotian was furious, and his face was flushed red: "You still say you don't look down on me?! Do you think I'm stupid?!"

Wang Xiaotian whimpered: "I remember it! You told me arrogantly before that I couldn't beat you before graduation! Isn't I going to cure you now?"

After finishing speaking, he slapped the table viciously: "Now kneel down and apologize to me immediately!"

Xiao Yuheng pretended to be hesitant and unwilling, and Wang Xiaotian immediately pointed the camera at the computer again: "I'm selling equipment!"

"Don't be impulsive!" Xiao Yuheng reminded him "panic": "I have two out-of-print equipment in me!"

Wang Xiaotian suddenly realized, and immediately pointed the mouse at his out-of-print bracelet: "Then apologize! The thing about throwing me last semester, stepping on me, and...uh...and when I was working in a western restaurant, you scolded me with tips. My two hundred and fifty! Apologies three times! Hurry up!"

Wow, what a trivial matter he remembered.Xiao Yuheng was speechless, but he refused: "No, you are a wolf first."

"Wolf heart and dog lung?!" Wang Xiaotian heard him scolding himself like this, how could he bear it?Immediately, not to be outdone, he replied: "You are still covered in lard!"

"I'm so kind to you, and you won't even borrow 500 yuan, so I can't be angry?" Xiao Yuheng said while sitting on a chair, and still had the time to drink red wine.

"You used it to buy equipment!" Wang Xiaotian felt that he was doing the right thing: "I thought you were crazy! How can anyone play games like that?! 11 to buy equipment?! No 11..."

"I'll buy you for 1000 million."

"Ah?" Wang Xiaotian was stunned.

Xiao Yuheng realized that he had accidentally exposed his secrets, but he didn't panic. He changed the subject and continued: "Bought to be a slave to serve the Lord."

Wang Xiaotian reacted suddenly, he couldn't bear it after being so humiliated, not only blushed, but even his eyes were slightly red, so he didn't hesitate anymore, turned to face the computer, opened the auction house, and put Xiao Yuheng's superb bracelet on Went to the auction house, pretending to sell.

"Aren't you sorry?" Wang Xiaotian deliberately blocked the price to prevent Xiao Yuheng from seeing it clearly. In fact, he entered a price of 999999 gold coins. This is the upper limit of the transaction amount set by the system, and it is 13 yuan when converted into RMB. After his investigation, The market value of this out-of-print bracelet is only 7, so even if it is on the shelves, no one will buy it.

Xiao Yuheng didn't panic at all: "You sell."

Wang Xiaotian narrowed his eyes: "You think I dare not sell?"

Xiao Yuheng raised his eyebrows: "Then sell it."

Wang Xiaotian gritted his teeth: "I really sold it!"

"Sell."

"I'll give you three seconds to apologize!"

"Sell, don't talk too much."

"3!"

"uh-huh."

"2!"

"uh-huh."

"1!"

Xiao Yuheng looked at the screen, thinking that Wang Xiaotian would sell out in a fit of anger, but he didn't want him to stare at him with an aggrieved expression, as if there was a gas in his chest.

"0.9..."

Xiao Yuheng was overjoyed, and couldn't be more teased by him, "Hahahaha...don't be cowardly..."

"I'm not cowardly!" Wang Xiaotian was really angry now, so he went out and pointed his finger, and the out-of-print bracelet was put on the shelf.

Wang Xiaotian immediately raised his eyebrows, and then looked at Xiao Yuheng: "It's still too late to apologize, if you don't want to lose your out-of-print bracelet, then apologize to me seriously, I can still consider taking it off the shelf..."

"Ding dong! The item you listed has been sold successfully!"

Wang Xiaotian: "..."

Xiao Yuheng: "..."

Turning his head stiffly, Wang Xiaotian clicked on the inbox in disbelief, and there was a message that the bracelet was sold successfully!

Fuck? !Why would someone really spend 13 to buy a piece of equipment worth only 7? ! !Which silly B is it? ? ?

In the duplex apartment in City X, Ma Junfei was very satisfied with the bracelet he just bought, and he turned his head and gave it to Ma Qiqi: "Sister, this bracelet is out of print, and Xiao Yuheng also has one, so you can match it with him."

Ma Qiqi hugged Ma Junfei's face and kissed happily: "Thank you brother!"

And in the hotel near University A, Wang Xiaotian turned his head back with a pale face, and looked at Xiao Yuheng on the other side of the screen. Not only did the person not panic, but he looked calm.

Xiao Yuheng really wanted to thank the person who bought the equipment for making his plan go so smoothly, and he was good at apologizing. After he went back, he would directly apologize to Wang Xiaotian himself, so as to untie his long-standing knots, but what about after the apology?Will the straight boy Tian lose his attachment to himself?

This is what Xiao Yuheng was afraid of. He originally wanted to use women's clothing to tie him up, but felt it was wrong. Wang Xiaotian would definitely deny it, and he didn't have any direct evidence of Wang Xiaotian's women's clothing, so after thinking about it, this method was the right one.

Although a bit despicable, but each other each other.

"According to the laws and regulations of the People's Republic of China, stealing virtual items worth more than 2000 yuan is a crime." Xiao Yuheng showed a "friendly" smile to Wang Xiaotian: "And the bracelet you just sold has a market value of [-] yuan."

Wang Xiaotian swallowed his saliva with a groan: "...I will return all the money for selling the equipment to you."

The smile on Xiao Yuheng's face deepened: "You don't need to pay it back, just treat it as my prostitution."