The upper bunk vomits blood every day

Raising his hand, he slapped Wang Xiaotian's butt hard, Xiao Yuheng immediately straightened him up before his hair exploded, and Wang Xiaotian was really ashamed.

Xiao Yuheng cheered, and the old god said, "You step on me first."

He found that this person liked to provoke him very much, and he had to go west if he said east.

Wang Xiaotian didn't speak, he just didn't want to show weakness and didn't want to admit defeat, he said "see your performance", could it be that he thought he would flatter him like everyone else?If that's what he wants, he doesn't like it.

Sullenly drinking another glass of wine, Wang Xiaotian turned his head and said to Xiao Yuheng: "You shouldn't spank my ass, I would rather you spank me."

Xiao Yuheng looked at his delicate and handsome face, and understood what he was thinking. For a grown man, being spanked was more humiliating than being spanked.

"If you look ugly, I'll beat you up." Xiao Yuheng said the truth.

Wang Xiaotian understood, this person really liked his face, but in fact, deep down, he hated himself.

If you hate him, you can hate him. Anyway, there are many people who hate him. If you don’t want to toast, you won’t be respectful.

He was about to pick up the beer at the side, but was moved away by the person sitting beside him. Duan Ce poured coconut juice into the empty glass in front of Wang Xiaotian at some point.

Wang Xiaotian looked up at him, Duan Ce's eyes were soft: "You drink this."

"..." Wang Xiaotian's heart moved slightly, then he nodded and said to him in a low voice: "Thank you."

Xiao Yuheng looked at the two of them, a little depressed, then raised his head and drank a glass of wine.

Soon the food came out, although Wang Xiaotian felt uncomfortable being spanked by Xiao Yuheng, but he has a short mouth for eating people, so he stood up with everyone and had a drink.

I haven’t eaten seafood for a long time, and I couldn’t help but eat more. Later, when I ate chili fish, my mouth was red and red from the spicy. I couldn’t help but took a few sips of cold beer, and I was dizzy as a result. When he reacted, he was already lying on Xiao Yuheng's back.

It turned out that the four of them had already come out of the restaurant and were walking towards the school. Fatty and Duan Ce walked in front, and Xiao Yuheng walked behind with him, who was drunk on his back.

"Are you awake?" Xiao Yuheng shook him a little, and the jolt was healed, making Wang Xiaotian's stomach queasy.

Then he vomited on the back of Xiao Yuheng's neck.

"Ah!" Xiao Yuheng let out a pitiful scream.

Wang Xiaotian raised the corners of his mouth, became dizzy again, woke up again, and found himself naked in a daze, sitting in a large laundry tub, with his limbs touching the cold tiles, while Xiao Yuheng was squatting on the side to wash his hair .

"woke up?"

"vomit!"

"...Forget it, you should just faint."

Then Wang Xiaotian really fainted again, woke up for the third time, and found himself sleeping in Xiao Yuheng's arms, this time he didn't vomit, but fell asleep again, and when he woke up for the fourth time, it was already noon on Monday.

Sitting up from Xiao Yuheng's bed, Wang Xiaotian was a little dazed, Fatty was the only one in the dormitory, the balcony was wide open, Duan Ce and Xiao Yuheng were not there.

From time to time, his head hurt slightly, Wang Xiaotian was very depressed, this was the second time he felt so uncomfortable, and the first time was at the high school graduation dinner, at that time he didn't know the pain of a hangover.

Beer should be banned from sale.Wang Xiaotian let out a long breath, and then got up from the bed, only to find that he was wearing a very large T-shirt with the quilt lifted, and a black figure sprinting with a basketball was printed on the front, um, it belonged to Xiao Yuheng.

At this moment, the door of the dormitory opened, and Duan Ce walked in with several bags of food. When he saw Wang Xiaotian standing at Xiao Yuheng's bedside, he was taken aback for a while, and stared at him for a long time before he came back to his senses.

"Are you awake? It just so happened that I brought rice back." Duan Ce said, first gave the fat man a piece of crispy chicken rice, and then handed Wang Xiaotian a piece of porridge and fried rice with diced chicken.

Wang Xiaotian thanked him, then calculated the price, handed ten yuan to Duan Ce, and asked him by the way, "Where is Xiao Yuheng?"

"Going home, I took a week's leave with my supervisor." Duan Ce said, staring at Wang Xiaotian's two legs exposed outside his T-shirt.

When I walked into the dormitory just now, I thought it was a short-haired girl standing there. It wasn't that Wang Xiaotian looked like a girl, but that he was backlit when the balcony was open, and his slender body was very tempting under a loose T-shirt. It's those long legs, straight and white, well, there's no hair on them yet.

Wang Xiaotian found that he felt a little awkward looking at his legs, so he took out a pair of jeans from the cabinet and put them on, then took off the T-shirt and put on his own, then sat down to eat.

His eyes suddenly noticed a large laundry tub standing next to Xiao Yuheng's table, and some fragmented images flashed in his head. Wang Xiaotian suddenly recalled something, so he turned his head and asked Duan Ce: "Yesterday Xiao Yuheng took me to Take a shower?"

"No, you vomited in a mess, and both of you were dirty, so the monitor carried you directly to the school bathroom, and I gave you two clothes." Duan Ce said with a smile, pointing to the huge Laundry tub: "There is no bathtub in the bathroom, and you can't even lean against the wall when you're unconscious, so Xiao Yuheng bought this big laundry tub from the shop next to the bathroom, and put you in it to wash."

And this kind of laundry tub is usually bought to wash thick blankets, winter clothes, etc., Wang Xiaotian also reluctantly stuffed it in, it was better than letting him lie on the ground directly.

"..." Wang Xiaotian was stunned when he heard this, and then his face flushed instantly. After a while, he hesitated and asked, "No, no one else saw it, right?"

"No, the two of you washed in the same cubicle, and it's already eleven o'clock, and almost everyone has left." Duan Ce said, and in the end, in order to come back before the door of the dormitory closed, Xiao Yuheng carried the wet hair behind his back. Wang Xiaotian ran all the way under the street lights, and he was chasing after him with the big laundry tub in one hand and the bag containing the two people's dirty clothes in the other. It was really exciting.

Wang Xiaotian heaved a sigh of relief when he heard the words. Since he drank the fragments and his memory was intermittent, he didn't ask any more questions. After eating, he began to tidy up Xiao Yuheng's bed.

Duan Ce told him that their clothes were still in the coin-operated washing machine, so Wang Xiaotian took the bucket to the toilet and opened the lid of the washing machine. Their clothes were twisted into twists by the washing machine, and even their underwear was tangled together.

Alas.A little disgusted, Wang Xiaotian washed his clothes with clean water again, thought about it, and reluctantly helped Xiao Yuheng through it, and then took it back to the dormitory to dry.

Skipped two classes in the morning, and just had no class in the afternoon, so Wang Xiaotian crawled back to bed and started browsing the forum.

The so-called brainstorming, Wang Xiaotian understands that Xiao Yuheng is difficult to deal with, but fortunately, there are tens of thousands of netizens behind him supporting him.

Got spanked by that guy again yesterday.Wang Xiaotian hated it a bit, but when he thought about it carefully, he didn't seem to hate it that much, but account hacking was not only for him to apologize, but also became a contest between the two.

In any case, at least beat him on this one.

[Floor 284] I'm your father: My son found something was wrong, I think he was a little suspicious of me, but I couldn't be sure if it was me, yesterday he asked to speak with me, I excused that the microphone was broken, and finally exchanged with him Social account, how can I dispel his suspicion of me?

[Floor 289] Girl Rouge: Why don't you give me your account number, and I'll help you talk to him?

[Floor 301] 520 Xiaxia: The 289th floor is a big liar in server 17, don't believe him!

[Floor 312] Son and daughter: It's simple, isn't it just voice?Now there are so many voice-changing software, just download any one, and the rough guy will turn into a cute girl in seconds, and then lie to him that you have fixed the microphone, and now you can talk to him, and his doubts will be completely eliminated.

Voice changing software?It was the first time Wang Xiaotian heard of it, so he tried to search, and there were actually some, and one of them was specially marked "for fake mothers".

People these days are really amazing.Wang Xiaotian has seen it for a long time, but he lives in the same dormitory with Xiao Yuheng, so he must not be able to use this in the dormitory, so he thought for a while, and tried to search for a voice changer with his mobile phone.

There really are.So I downloaded the voice-changer app for fake mothers, installed it, and Wang Xiaotian ran to the toilet and tried to use his account to send a voice message to himself:

"I am an invincible god." Clear male voice.

Click to play:

"I am an invincible god!" The sharp funny voice is full of high-pitched emotions.

Wang Xiaotian adjusted it a bit, and tried again: "I will be No.1 in the next final exam."

"My next final exam will be No.1~" This time it was a soft female voice, with a whiny voice, and even a bit like his little sister's voice.

OK, that's all.Wang Xiaotian happily put away his mobile phone, then went back to the dormitory to thank the group of kind-hearted netizens, then packed up his things and went to the library to do important things.

But on the way, he felt that it was inconvenient to go to the library. It was quiet there, and his words would disturb other students’ study and be heard. So Wang Xiaotian thought for a while, and went to the small garden of the school, occupying an unoccupied place. bench.

After clicking on Xiao Yuheng's account, Wang Xiaotian was a little nervous, so he quit and tried it again. After confirming that the voice-changing software was working well, he said to the phone with his heart pounding:

"Master, uh... what..."

His finger immediately flicked off the record button, Wang Xiaotian's face was already flushed, only then did he realize that it was not good, and doing this was ten thousand times more embarrassing than he imagined.

At this time, in an ordinary apartment in City A, a gentleman wearing glasses glanced at the mobile phone on the table, then picked it up and handed it to the 18-year-old boy sitting beside him.

"Yuheng, you have information."

Xiao Yuheng was chatting and joking with his mother, the two looked at a B-ultrasound photo together, heard that he took his mobile phone from the gentle man's hand, glanced at it casually, and froze for a moment when he saw who sent it , and then press the play button suspiciously:

"Master, father~uh~~~~~~"

The soft and cute girl's voice sounded like she was only sixteen or seventeen years old.

Xiao Yuheng was a little dazed, but Xiao's mother was amused: "Your girlfriend?"

Xiao Yuheng came back to his senses, thought about it with his mobile phone, and then smiled happily: "Well, my girlfriend."