The upper bunk vomits blood every day

Wang Xiaotian was stunned, it took only two or three seconds from being dragged back by Xiao Yuheng to being tied to the railing with his hands, and his face turned red when he reacted.

"You were a robber in your previous life, right?" Wang Xiaotian scolded, feeling that he was too skillful in kidnapping people, then turned to ask Duan Ce for help: "Duan Ce, help me out!"

Duan Ce glanced at Xiao Yuheng, Xiao Yuheng signaled no with his eyes, Wang Xiaotian then put on airs: "I am the head of the dormitory!"

"I'm the squad leader." Xiao Yuheng put on his clothes, took the comb and began to straighten his messy hair.

Although curly hair is very stylish, it is really troublesome to wake up every morning.

Duan Ce then smiled apologetically at Wang Xiaotian: "I'll listen to the monitor."

Wang Xiaotian was annoyed: "This is a dormitory! The head of the dormitory is older than the class!"

"Okay, stop nagging, just 5 minutes." Xiao Yuheng sprayed the spray on his head, Wang Xiaotian saw that Duan Ce really didn't intend to help him, so he could only frown and hug the iron railing with displeasure, and waited for Xiao Yuheng to finally get rid of it. His slightly long curly hair was shaped like a male model, so he came to help him untie the belt on his hand.

Wang Xiaotian glared at Xiao Yuheng resentfully, then strode out of the dormitory, Xiao Yuheng asked Duan Ce if he would help bring the meals, Duan Ce said to eat takeaway with Fatty later, Xiao Yuheng chased after Wang Xiaotian.

After catching up with Wang Xiaotian on the fifth floor, Wang Xiaotian ignored him and went on his own, Xiao Yuheng then teased him: "You called my name in bed last night."

Wang Xiaotian became nervous, he didn't know he could talk in his sleep, so he got closer to Xiao Yuheng: "What did I say?"

"I didn't say anything, just smiled and then fell silent." Xiao Yuheng put his hand on his shoulder and teased him: "You actually like me, don't you?"

Wang Xiaotian just laughed, ouch, how could there be such shameless people in this world?

"You like me, right?" Wang Xiaotian asked back.

"I really like it." Xiao Yuheng admitted generously, stretched out his hand to pinch his face: "You should really thank God for giving you this face, pay more respects, or you won't know how many times you will die with your temper. gone."

Wang Xiaotian sneered: "You insist on coming here to provoke me, and you still blame me for losing your temper with you, so why can't you be more acquainted with others?"

"I am the class monitor, and I have the obligation to discipline the problem children in the class." Xiao Yuheng said as a matter of course.

"Get out, your father and I are two years older than you!" Wang Xiaotian angrily pushed away his hands pinching his face, and then walked downstairs quickly.

Xiao Yuheng deliberately threw himself on his back: "Oh, I fell!"

"Damn it!" Wang Xiaotian kicked him away angrily, and the two of them got into a fight at the gate of the dormitory.

When we arrived at the cafeteria, Wang Xiaotian asked for a set of noodles worth seven yuan. Xiao Yuheng saw that he also ordered two bowls of noodles, so he went to the window to buy two roujiamo and gave Wang Xiaotian one.

Wang Xiaotian tore off a piece of paper from his small notebook, folded it in half, wrote "Free Meal Coupon" on the top and bottom, and handed it to Xiao Yuheng, and then he started to eat the roujiamo he gave.

Xiao Yuheng looked at the two "free meal coupons" and laughed there, thinking that this person was very interesting.

In the middle of the meal, Xiao Yuheng called, so he connected, and he was taken aback when he heard something, then got up and went to talk in the distance, and he came back after seven or eight minutes.

Seeing that he was very happy, Wang Xiaotian didn't ask any questions and continued to eat, but Xiao Yuheng took the initiative to tell him: "My mother is pregnant."

Wang Xiaotian was stunned, looked up at him in astonishment, vaguely remembered that Xiao Yuheng was a single-parent family, and Xiao Yuheng continued with a smile: "She plans to remarry, and after two years of dating, she finally reached this point."

Xiao Yuheng's tone was as if the person who was pregnant and about to get married was his friend, which made Wang Xiaotian feel a little strange, and asked curiously, "How old is your mother?"

"37." Xiao Yuheng replied.

"So young?" Wang Xiaotian thought that Xiao Yuheng was 18 years old this year, which means his mother gave birth to him when he was 19 years old.

"It was an accident that my mother gave birth to me." Xiao Yuheng told Wang Xiaotian about his family affairs while eating noodles: "My grandfather is a carpenter, but he has a brain, and caught up with the good times of economic development, so he founded a furniture factory. , My mother also likes furniture under his influence, but her girl is not suitable for carpentry, so she is responsible for drawing and doing design. I sent my 18-year-old mother to study in the United States, and my mother met my father there. The teenage girl was very moved when she saw a tall and handsome foreign man, and felt that she had met true love. My grandfather had no choice but to have children, so he let my mother and my father get married, but the two of them actually lived together and found that they were not suitable for each other. There were quite conflicts in life and thought. I got divorced when I was [-] years old, and I have been with my mother since then."

Wang Xiaotian was so engrossed that he forgot to eat noodles. There had never been such a thing in the village, so he felt that Xiao Yuheng was really unusual. Thinking of his mother being a strong woman and the president of Xiao's home, the remarriage must be unusual, so Ask Xiao Yuheng: "Then what kind of person is your mother going to marry now?"

"A very gentle man, 4 years younger than my mother. He is only 33 this year. He works as a small civil servant in our city's Legal Affairs Bureau." Xiao Yuheng said with a smile: "I met my mother on the street. My mother's high heels When it was broken, he was kind enough to help him go, and my mother was tempted."

"..." Wang Xiaotian felt that his mother was really a godlike woman.

He lowered his head, ate noodles, and was kicked by the man sitting opposite, Wang Xiaotian looked up, Xiao Yuheng looked at him with shining eyes: "What about your family?"

Well, after telling myself so much, it turned out that he wanted to exchange information about his family.

Wang Xiaotian has been in university for more than a year, and has hardly revealed any news about his family. Everyone only knows that he is from the south and comes from a rural area, and the rest is unknown.

Xiao Yuheng has always been curious about Wang Xiaotian's family.

Wang Xiaotian thought for a while, and seemed to have nothing to hide, so he said lightly: "My family is very ordinary, but there are more children, five."

"Five?!" Xiao Yuheng was taken aback. It's rare for a family to have five children these days, and it's usually...

"Want a boy?"

"Yeah." Wang Xiaotian nodded: "My great-grandfather thought that only boys could inherit the incense, so my father had to give birth. Originally, my father was a teacher, and his thoughts were not bad. He thought boys and girls were the same, but the old man was making trouble at home every day. My dad had no choice but to continue giving birth, and lost his job as a teacher because of this, and was fined hundreds of thousands of dollars for the extra birth, and still owes 8 to [-] yuan to the villagers.”

Xiao Yuheng understood it, and then said with a smile: "It's good to have more brothers and sisters. You have four older sisters, so you should be very happy, right?"

"Three older sisters, and one younger sister." Wang Xiaotian explained: "But the younger sister is not my own, she is my aunt's child, but my uncle died early, and my aunt couldn't take care of her alone, so my father took her home. Raised."

After a pause, he added: "However, my aunt has opened a clothing store in the city and the economy has improved in the past few years, so she took my younger sister to study in the city, but every year I go back to our house for the holidays, and I will spend it with my biological family. No difference."

Xiao Yuheng roughly understood, and then became puzzled: "If your family is in such a difficult situation, why didn't you apply for a scholarship?"

There is also 2000 bursaries per year. It stands to reason that Wang Xiaotian is so stingy, and someone who charges for a meal for someone should not apply for this.

"My great-grandfather refused." Wang Xiaotian explained plainly: "He used to be a young landlord, didn't he start a revolution to fight against the landlords? He was fought down, his family property was gone, but his proud temperament was not lost, and he hated The GC party, so I am not allowed to receive scholarships."

"……"I see.Xiao Yuheng could vaguely imagine what kind of old man Wang Xiaotian's great-grandfather was.

"How old was your great-grandfather?"

"97."

"Longevity, good luck." After Xiao Yuheng finished speaking, he looked at Wang Xiaotian with a smile: "Isn't it good to chat like this once in a while?"

Wang Xiaotian was slightly stunned, only to realize that he had chatted with him for so long unknowingly, and he was still so peaceful, his face blushed slightly.

"I, I'm not always so indifferent." Wang Xiaotian said with a cold face, hiding his unease, and then bowed his head to eat noodles.

Xiao Yuheng didn't expose his shyness, seeing that Wang Xiaotian's noodles were almost eaten up, so he moved some noodles from his other bowl.

"eat more."

"Hey!" Wang Xiaotian said with disgust on his face, "I don't want to eat your saliva!"

"..."

The meal was quite pleasant, Xiao Yuheng wanted to ease the relationship between the two, but Wang Xiaotian thought he was so cunning, he would give him a whip first and then some candy, so he would not eat this.

"Let me tell you, don't think that I can forgive you by being close to me." Wang Xiaotian's resentment continued in his heart: "Unless you let me step back."

"Be careful." Xiao Yuheng bought another basket of steamed buns and brought them back to the dormitory to eat. Seeing Wang Xiaotian muttering, he took out one and stuffed it into his mouth: "Come on, I'll give you a steamed stuffed bun, that's fine."

"Bah!" Wang Xiaotian spat out the bun, refusing to accept the bribe.

The two went back to the dormitory, when the fat man got up, Duan Ce was already playing games, Xiao Yuheng shook his computer mouse, and the high-definition curved screen lit up, and then he saw the big-breasted girl pointing her butt towards his face.

"You little bitch." Xiao Yuheng smiled, and cursed at the big-breasted girl in front of Wang Xiaotian.

Wang Xiaotian's eyeballs slanted sinisterly.

Climbed into bed, turned on the computer, Wang Xiaotian read the book all morning, and planned to play games in the afternoon, so he pretended to be online, and yelled at Xiao Yuheng: "Master, why are you here?"

Xiao Yuheng raised his eyebrows and teased him: "Call me husband."

Wang Xiaotian twitched his face, because he was in a good mood, so he didn't care about his rudeness, and after thinking about it for a while, he decided on the way to address him: "Old Man~"

Xiao Yuheng, who picked up the water cup to drink, sprayed it. Is this called a eunuch?

"Forget it, you can still call me Master." Thinking about a man on the other side, it would be disgusting to tease him and call him husband, so Xiao Yuheng didn't insist.

fight with me.In this round, Wang Xiaotian won.

Originally, after the two formed a relationship, they had to go to Yuelao to receive blessings, and to form a team to gain intimacy, but both of them had ulterior motives, so they tacitly did not mention this matter. Afterwards, Xiao Yuheng teamed up with Wang Xiaotian and took him to do the task The upgrade went.

Although Wang Xiaotian has been in the game for more than half a month, he can only control people to run. He has no experience in fighting monsters at all. He was even a little scared because he was kicked to death by a rabbit.

Xiao Yuheng watched him waving a broken fan indiscriminately, and was bitten to death by the wolves within a few strokes.

"You use the 'rejuvenation technique'." Xiao Yuheng almost couldn't stand it anymore.

Although the immortal teacher does not focus on assisting like a fairy, he also has several skills that can increase his status. Wang Xiaotian stared at the screen for a long time before he found the so-called "rejuvenation technique" among a large row of skill icons.

"Found it!" Wang Xiaotian was a little excited, and immediately gave himself a sip with the fan.

"..." This guy doesn't even know what skills he has?Xiao Yuheng was speechless, and continued to watch Wang Xiaotian do the task. After a while, the big-breasted girl fell down again.

"Come and save me!" Wang Xiaotian was a little angry, and forgot to pretend to be a cute girl: "What did your husband do? Watch me die?"

Will this be called "husband"?Only then did Xiao Yuheng pick up his scythe, and with a wave of his hand, all the wolves around him died without even using their skills.

But Wang Xiaotian's task was not completed.

"This task has to be done by the players themselves, and killing teammates doesn't count." Xiao Yuheng explained, and then pointed to the trembling little wolf: "They are level 23, and you are level 29. It would be amazing if you could be killed by them."

Wang Xiaotian blushed angrily: "They are powerful in numbers!"

After speaking, he jumped up from the ground: "Kill one for you to see! If a tiger doesn't show its power, you will treat me as a sick cat... Ah——"

The trembling little wolf kicked in front of Xiao Yuheng, and Wang Xiaotian lost half a tube of blood.

"Bullying people!" Wang Xiaotian was wronged, how the hell does this monster know how to pick soft persimmons?So he pressed the keyboard indiscriminately unwillingly, and used all the useful and useless skills, and just killed the wolf.

Then flashed a new one.

Bros!revenge!

The pack of wolves swarmed up, scaring Wang Xiaotian's face to turn pale, and he pressed again and again, unfortunately...

System: Skill cooling down.

System: Skill cooling down.

System: Skill cooling down.

"Ah!" Wang Xiaotian fell down again.

"Hahahahaha!" In the dormitory, Xiao Yuheng also laughed and fell down, "Is this person a joke? What kind of shit is he playing?"

Wang Xiaotian's face turned red and then turned pale, while Xiao Yuheng smiled and typed on the keyboard, and saw the tall man with black smoke all over his body walking briskly to the corpse on the ground, squatting down, and poking her face with his finger.

"Your level is fake, right?" Xiao Yuheng looked down at him, wondering, "How did you get to level 33?"

Wang Xiaotian had a gloomy face, the level was real, but he was not the one who practiced it.

"Hey~" Wang Xiaotian cried while hugging the man's feet on the ground: "I don't want to do the task anymore~ Master~"

"What do you want to do if you don't do the task? Go to heaven?" Xiao Yuheng forced Wang Xiaotian to continue practicing: "If you don't do the task, the advanced skills cannot be activated."

"But...it's too difficult..." Wang Xiaotian, who was exposed to the game for the first time, was still in a dazed state, and didn't even understand what walking was.

Xiao Yuheng saw that he was really bad, so he thought for a while, and said to the person holding his feet: "Let me give you a suggestion."

Wang Xiaotian listened carefully, thinking that Xiao Yuheng is a great god after all, and he should be teaching him the skills of killing monsters. He didn't want the man to say: "You can play Match or Lianliankan, I think that kind of game is more suitable for you."

Wang Xiaotian blushed suddenly.