The upper bunk vomits blood every day

When Wang Xiaotian was struggling with his acting skills, a message from Xiao Yuheng appeared on the screen:

Life and death are bearish丨If you don’t accept it, just do it: Hurry up and report your large ID, don’t pretend to me here, I won’t accept apprentices.

Where can Wang Xiaotian find a tuba for him?So anxiously holding the pencil, he didn't know how to reply, and when he hesitated, a prompt box popped up on the screen:

System: Your master "Life and death are bearish 丨 Do it if you don't accept it" has terminated the master-student relationship with you.

Ah...Wang Xiaotian watched the black-smoky figure disappear before his eyes, and instantly collapsed, hitting his head on the keyboard.

Xiao Yuheng, who had deleted Wang Xiaotian, picked up the mug to drink water calmly, and when he looked up, he saw Wang Xiaotian holding a pencil, and buried his head in his laptop in a particularly sad mood, and immediately felt that this person was really interesting.

Isn't it just a topic?If you can't do it, just let it go. As for the funeral?

Hard-working top students are also very hard-working.

"Forget it if you can't." Xiao Yuheng persuaded: "Study pays attention to the combination of work and rest. Come, I will play games with you."

Wang Xiaotian turned his head away with great sorrow, "Playing your uncle's game."

Xiao Yuheng was scolded indiscriminately again by him, and he felt angry and wanted to laugh, so he stopped talking to him and asked for trouble, while Wang Xiaotian regained his strength.

As a man, there is no such thing as "no"!

So Wang Xiaotian went to the forum to learn from the scriptures again, poured out his grievances to the netizens, and asked them to give him a trick by the way.

[Floor 89] Qingfeng said nothing: Dad, you are too impatient. Now that the other party has become wary of you, it is very difficult to get close.

[Floor 95] Ayi: Why don't you delete the number and try again, since it's only level 0 anyway.

[Floor 123] Old man Dongxie Huang: No, in my opinion, it’s better to go with the trend. Since the other party thinks you’re a slut, like a mermaid, go to the end and firmly believe that you are a cute girl!In line with the willfulness of the little princess "I don't listen, I don't listen", the candy attack has the miraculous effect of reversing the situation.This stupid old man's father, I heard the old man right, if the other party has a martial art mansion, he would squat outside the mansion every day and keep calling "Master, Father~", within three days, your son must be influenced.

[Floor 131] Liuli Jiang: The poster is being whipped to death by his son, everyone should leave.

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The help post he posted unknowingly became a tall building. Some people supported deleting the account and restarting, and some people supported the "Dongxie Huang old man". Because Wang Xiaotian was reluctant to delete his daughter, he decided to try Huang's method first. , If it doesn't work, consider creating a new account.

"Seven Worlds" has a mansion of a school, but only the top 100 schools in each server have the right to own the mansion, and the "F710" established by the three people in the dormitory is only three people, but it still makes the school bigger. Ranked 88 in the game, Wang Xiaotian took a sightseeing car and walked slowly there. When he found the big house with the "F710" plaque hanging on it, he squatted down at the door and refused to leave.

Bow your head, do the exercises, and see who can spend more than who.

"This man has been squatting at the gate of our sect for two days. How can he be a watchdog?" The fat man was the first to discover Wang Xiaotian. Wang Xiaotian, who was doing exercises, came back to his senses and stared at the screen while holding a pencil and pretending. A cute little vixen with furry ears on his head and nine tails behind him stood in front of him.

The cute little vixen has the words "Pig of the East" on his head. He looks like a boy who is only seven or eight years old.

Wang Xiaotian wanted to vomit, this fat man actually pinched a handsome lady, and he was so cute, what was he pretending to be?

Beautiful girls with big breasts face each other, each other.

Xiao Yuheng didn't respond, Qunxiong Island was a separate gathering place for sects, and there were one or two people standing outside their sect's mansion every day, so there was nothing to be concerned about.

Only the fat man said again: "Level 0, shouldn't it be the trumpet you mentioned the day before yesterday, monitor?"

Xiao Yuheng then turned to look at him: "Level 0 trumpet? Is it a big-breasted female fairy teacher?"

"Yeah." The fat man checked Wang Xiaotian's information, and he laughed: "Pinch the chest so big, it's either a flat-chested girl, or a wretched man."

"Crack!" The wretched man Wang Xiaotian broke the pencil in his hand.

At this time, a figure emitting black smoke appeared on the screen. Wang Xiaotian's eyes lit up, and he quickly tapped the keyboard with a broken pencil:

Han Xuetian: "Master, father~ woo woo/(ㄒo ㄒ)/~~"

"Uh..." Fatty and Xiao Yuheng sighed disgustingly at the same time: "It's so sweet."

Duan Ce at the side couldn't help feeling amused when he heard the two of them say such words in unison, so he also appeared in front of Wang Xiaotian. It was a monk in a holy white cassock. Although his head was bald, he had handsome features.

ID: Master Meow Meow.

Sitting on the upper bunk, Wang Xiaotian endured a strong sense of shame, held a pencil and spoke again:

"Master, don't want someone else~ woo woo/(ㄒo ㄒ)/~~"

What's wrong with me?Disgusting you two!

Wang Xiaotian gave up on himself.

"Wow, squad leader, where did you pick up such a superb product?" The fat man pointed at the beautiful girl with big breasts pinched by Wang Xiaotian, and said in a firm tone, "Man! It must be a man! Maybe he's picking his feet behind the screen !"

"..." Sitting cross-legged on the upper bunk, Wang Xiaotian silently moved his hands away from his feet.

"Isn't this cute?" Duan Ce said with a cheerful smile: "I think it might be a girl. Nowadays, there are no such lowly people who pretend to be transvestites. They all know how to pretend. This one either doesn't know how to pretend, or what? That's the way it is."

"Which woman in reality speaks like that, I can slap her." The fat man said jokingly, firmly believing in his own opinion: "It must be a shemale. I have been playing games for so many years. Is there a man or a woman behind the screen? Let me tell you." You can see it."

Wang Xiaotian looked down at the fat man's back, and hummed in his heart, he couldn't tell that the fat man was quite powerful.

I just don't know what Xiao Yuheng thinks.Wang Xiaotian then looked at Xiao Yuheng, the old man was leaning on his swivel chair, staring at the screen without speaking, Wang Xiaotian was a little nervous, he didn't know if he could get Xiao Yuheng's cuteness by sticking to the little princess route taught by netizens.

A small notification sound came from the headset, Wang Xiaotian looked down at the screen, it was Xiao Yuheng's invitation to accept disciples!

System: The player "Life and Death is Bearish 丨 Do it if you don't accept it" wants to accept you as a disciple. Do you agree?

Wang Xiaotian was instantly excited, and immediately pressed the "Y" button!

Really eat this set?What a pervert!

Then the pervert sitting below deleted him again.

System: You are the master "Life and death are bearish丨Do it if you don't accept it" and you have terminated the master-student relationship.

Life and death are bearish丨Do it if you don’t accept it: Are you angry?

"Crack!" Wang Xiaotian broke the pencil in his hand again.

Life and death are bearish丨Do it if you don’t accept it: get out.

In the dormitory, Duan Ce looked sideways at Xiao Yuheng: "Isn't it good for you to be so annoying? What if it's really a little girl?"

Xiao Yuheng said calmly: "I don't accept that she is really a little girl. This is obviously coming at me. Who knows what is the intention? I don't want to be led by the nose by her."

If you really want to make friends with him, just be calm, everyone can be friends. There are more than 200 people in Xiao Yuheng's friend list, one more than her is not too many, and one less than her is quite a lot, and his rule is not to make friends casually. In terms of love and accepting apprentices, it is natural for Duan Ce and Fatty to take the position of two brothers, but why should he accept her as an apprentice under this person's stalking?

Xiao Yuheng didn't take it easily because he would put it in his heart if he took it, and this stranger didn't have the qualifications.

So he sent another sentence: If you want to be a teacher, you should be more sincere. After playing for 3 days, you are still level 0. Wait for me to take it?go away.

Gritting his teeth, Wang Xiaotian held the 2B pencil with only a quarter left, and typed the keyboard word by word, to the end:

Han Xuetian: I like you~ Master~

Han Xuetian: Don't doubt people's intentions~ Sincerity.jpg

Xiao Yuheng stared at the line of words on the screen for a few seconds, then suddenly raised his head to look at his upper bunk: "Wang Xiaotian, is this girl you?"