when i dress up as zhuge liang

Welcome to the first issue of [-] Questions about Sex between Husbands and Husbands in Di Fang's Small Theater!I am your host, Min Xiaohe.Okay, enough nonsense, let's get to the point~

1: Hello, both of you~ What are your names?

Di Renjie: Di Renjie.

Li Yuanfang: Li Yuanfang.

2: What is your age?

Di Renjie: I don't know, I lived for a long time, it looks like I'm around 25.

Li Yuanfang: Well, I have lived a long time, I look about 12 years old.

(cough, it was a great year to say)

3: What is your gender?

Di Renjie: (laughs) Do you need me to prove it?

Li Yuanfang: Male.

4: What is your personality like?

Di Renjie: Mature, steady, gentle and considerate, discerning and judging cases like a god.

Li Yuanfang: Conscientious and optimistic.

5: What about the character of the other party?

Di Renjie: Cute.

Li Yuanfang: Mature and stable, workaholic, stern, delicate, and bully...

Min Xiaohe: Hehe, interesting.

6: When did the two meet?Where?

Di Renjie: More than 100 years ago, in the palace of the empress.

Li Yuanfang: More than 100 years ago, under the Suzaku gate in Chang'an City.

Di Renjie: Huh?Suzaku door?

Li Yuanfang: That's right, I just arrived in Chang'an at that time, and I happened to see Lord Di maintaining law and order.At that time, I thought Mr. Di was so handsome, and I want to be a magistrate in the future!

Di Renjie: (smiling fondly) Yes.

Min Xiaohe: ... Next, the next question.

7: What is your first impression of the other party?

Di Renjie: Cute.

Li Yuanfang: Handsome!

8: What do you like about each other?

Di Renjie: I like everything.

Li Yuanfang: (blushing) I, I like everything too...

Di Renjie: (low voice) Baby.

Li Yuanfang: Uh...hah~

Min Xiaohe: [codes in a hurry] Hurry up!Insert an ad now!

The ad group is on the stage: Difang brand lubricating fluid, crystal clear and non-sticky, delicious and delicious, my friend!You deserve it~

9: Cough, welcome back to the first issue of [-] Questions about Sex between Husband and Wife, and now we will continue.What do you hate about each other?

Di Renjie: It does not exist.

Li Yuanfang: (in a small voice) She enters skinning mode as soon as she works, and she doesn't know how to take care of herself.

Di Renjie: (Gently) Not in the future.Chirp~

Li Yuanfang: (blush)

10: Do you think you have a good relationship with the other party?

Di Renjie: Good.

Li Yuanfang: Good!

11: What do you call each other?

Di Renjie: Little mouse, little guy, baby.

Li Yuanfang: Master Di.

12: What do you want the other party to call you?

Di Renjie: Husband.

Li Yuanfang: Yuanfang.

13: If you use an animal metaphor, what do you think the other party is?

Di Renjie: Little rabbit.

(Huh? Isn’t it a little mouse?!)

Li Yuanfang: Tibetan mastiff.

(Uh... big canines, idiots and dangerous, there's nothing wrong with that.)

14: If you want to give someone a gift, which one would you choose?

Di Renjie: All kinds of clothes.

Li Yuanfang: Massage chair, Master Di is very hard at work.

Di Renjie: (with soft eyes) Yes

15: What gift do you want?

Di Renjie: [Looking at the little mouse beside him] Massage chair.

Li Yuanfang: New weapon.

16: Any dissatisfaction with the other party?What is it normally?

Di Renjie: It does not exist.

Li Yuanfang: I don't know how to take care of myself.

17: What is your hobby?

Di Renjie: To tease the mice.

Li Yuanfang: Count the money.

(It so happens that I also like counting money...)

18: What is the hobby of the other party?

Di Renjie: Count the money.

Li Yuanfang: (blushing) riding, riding...

(QAQ, no, I didn't ask about body.position! Well, that's fine too.)

19: What did you do (including mistakes) that made the other person unhappy?

Di Renjie: Working overtime for a long time.

Li Yuanfang: (Tilt his head) Do I have it?

Di Renjie: (smiling softly) No.

20: What did the other party do (including mistakes) that made you unhappy?

Di Renjie: It does not exist.

Li Yuanfang: Working overtime for a long time.

21: To what extent are you related?

Di Renjie: Husband and wife.

Li Yuanfang: (blushing) Love, lover.

22: Where did the two first date?

Di Renjie: Suzaku Gate.

Li Yuanfang: Have you ever dated?Usually they work together.

23: How was the atmosphere between the two at that time?

Di Renjie: Before the flowers and the moon is under the moon, the dry wood is like a fire.

Li Yuanfang: tense and dignified, full of dangers.

24: How far has it progressed?

Di Renjie: Negative distance contact.

Li Yuanfang: Kiss.

Min Xiaohe: What?Why so much difference?

Di Renjie: It's very simple. After handling the case, the little guy was injured and couldn't take medicine. I fed him with my mouth.

Li Yuanfang: (blushing) Then I kissed with tongue.

Min Xiaohe: [covers face] I was wrong, I shouldn't have asked... [grabs a handful of cucumber-flavored dog food, and groans]

25: Where do you often date?

Di Renjie: On the bed. (…)

Li Yuanfang: I haven't dated before.

26: What will you do to prepare for the other party's birthday?

Di Renjie: Buy a bunch of weapons and let him choose.

Li Yuanfang: (blushing) Wash, wash for nothing.

27: Which party confessed first?

Di Renjie: He.

Li Yuanfang: Well, me.

Min Xiaohe: ⊙A⊙?Did the little mouse confess first?

Di Renjie: (laughs) Yes.

Li Yuanfang: (excited) At that time, Master Di gave me a bonus!Then I said that I like Mr. Di the most~

Di Renjie: Well, then we had a negative distance communication.

Min Xiaohe: (-ι_-｀) This, this way...

28: How much do you like each other?

Di Renjie: I like it very much.

Li Yuanfang: Just like mice love rice.

29: So, do you love each other?

Di Renjie: I love it very much.

Li Yuanfang: Love.

30: What do you do if your date is more than an hour late?

Di Renjie: Let him be one hour late for work. (…)

Li Yuanfang: So, we never dated.

31: Who do you think your rival in love is?

Di Renjie: Money.

Li Yuanfang: Work.

32: What does the other party do that makes you feel wrong?

Di Renjie: Doing nothing makes me feel helpless.

Li Yuanfang: (breaks fingers) speaks softly in a low voice, handles the case seriously, occasionally shows a sad expression...

33: What will you do if the other party is suspected of changing his mind?

Di Renjie: Hug and fuck. Cry.

Li Yuanfang: hug your arm and rub it.

34: Can you forgive the other party's change of heart?

Di Renjie: [turning head] Baby, will you change your mind?

Li Yuanfang: (obediently) I like Lord Di, and I won't change my mind.

Di Renjie: (laughs) I love you.

Min Xiaohe: [Spit out a mouthful of old blood]

35: Which part of the other person's body do you like most?

Di Renjie: Ears.

Li Yuanfang: Eyes.

36: What is the sexiest expression of the other party?

Di Renjie: The expression of Gao × Shi.

Li Yuanfang: The expression when you are serious.

37: What is the thing that makes your heart beat the most when you two are together?

Di Renjie: Look at each other quietly. (⊙A⊙? Huh? Isn’t it negative distance communication?)

Li Yuanfang: When the two of you are together, your heart beats faster when you do anything.

38: Have you ever lied to someone?Are you good at lying?

Di Renjie: Yes, I lied to him that he ate and slept on time.I'm pretty good at lying.

Li Yuanfang: No.

39: When do you feel the happiest?

Di Renjie: When he was sleeping peacefully beside me.

Li Yuanfang: I am happy every moment with Master Di.

40: Have you ever had a fight?

Di Renjie: I quarreled.

Li Yuanfang: I quarreled.

41: What kind of quarrels are they?

Di Renjie: Disputes during off-duty hours.

Li Yuanfang: (blushing) Disputes about body, body, position. (…)

42: How to reconcile afterwards?

Di Renjie: Kiss without saying a word.

Li Yuanfang: (blush)

43: Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Di Renjie: (Gently) Hope.

Li Yuanfang: (laughs) We will definitely become lovers again.

44: When did you feel that you were loved?

Di Renjie: When doing X.

Li Yuanfang: When the bonus is distributed.

45: When did you feel that maybe he no longer loves me?

Di Renjie: When the bonus is distributed.

Li Yuanfang: At work.

46: How do you express your love?

Di Renjie: Guard.

Li Yuanfang: understanding and companionship.

47: Is there anything the two of you are hiding from each other?

Di Renjie: Yes.

Li Yuanfang: Huh?Master Di, what are you hiding from me?

Di Renjie: Actually, I like the late-entry style.

Li Yuanfang:  …

48: Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Di Renjie: Not strong enough, sometimes unable to protect him.

Li Yuanfang: (lip curls) Short.

49: Is the relationship between the two recognized or secret?

Di Renjie: Accepted.

Li Yuanfang: Confidential.

Min Xiaohe: Huh?What is it?

Di Renjie: (laughs) Everyone knows.

50: Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Di Renjie: I love him forever.

Li Yuanfang: Me too.

Min Xiaohe: Alright, this is the end of the first issue of Di Fang's [-] Questions about Couple Sex~ In the next issue, we will fully discuss the things that make people blush and heartbeat between husband and wife, let us wait and see!

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