Crazy attack log

Sunny September 8

I can't help but be so excited!

I actually have a cub!I turned out to be a father!Whoa whoa whoa!

Don't stop me!I must witness the birth of the cub with my own eyes!

Someday after more than half a month.

It was a bright and clear day with no clouds in the sky, Bian Mu was driving the car and was about to bring Dian Yu back to Dian's house for dinner.

Ever since he got permission from Dian's family, and also learned of the existence of his own cub, Bian Mu has been developing towards the standard five good objects.

On weekdays, he greeted Dianyu with coldness and warmth, not to mention his disgusting feeling, and he often brought Dianyu back home, bought various things and stuffed them in Dian's house, with a smile on his face every day, everyone could see that he was proud of himself in recent days.

Dian's father and mother were very dissatisfied with their son's sudden coming out of the closet, but they hung their eyebrows coldly for a few days, but they really couldn't stand this guy's enthusiastic offensive... People smile at you every day, you can't be cold every day Are the faces facing each other?

And this guy brought all kinds of gifts back home every time. If he didn't accept it, his son would be angry, but if he accepted it, he would be ashamed to put on a bad face.

So no matter how unwilling he was, he accepted this passionate and persistent son-in-law.

After a few days, Dian's mother noticed something was wrong, and secretly asked Dian Yu: "Son, why is your partner always smiling silly at you? You still stare at your stomach all day long, don't you think so?" I'm already with him... so what, and I'm going to become a woman... to give birth to him, right?"

Dian Yu was still very expressionless when he heard the first half of the sentence. After all, he was very used to it, but when he heard the second half, his heart trembled violently, and with embarrassment on his face, he quickly denied: "Mom! I have... Chirp! I have nothing to do with him, I have nothing to do with him!"

"Really?" Dian's mother looked at him suspiciously, "You are my own son! Don't lie to mother!"

Dian Yu lied and nodded without blinking, but sat silently far away from his mother. A woman's intuition is really terrifying...

After returning home, Dian Yu specially warned Bian Mu not to smile at him for nothing, especially smirking at his stomach!

Bian Mu readily nodded in agreement, but in the end he still couldn't suppress the upturned corners of his mouth every day, so he had to cover his mouth and cough, or turn his head around and secretly laugh...

As a result, Dian's family felt that his son/brother's boyfriend was even more problematic, just like the legendary laughing paralysis...

Today's return home is a little different from the past. After half a month of training, Bian Mu decided to show his skills in front of the Dian family, to strengthen his son-in-law's status, and to completely conquer his parents and sisters with delicious food.

Dian's mother looked at the kitchen worriedly, and quietly asked Dian Yu: "Son, are you sure he's okay? This kid doesn't look like he can cook..."

"Okay, okay!" Dian Yu nodded indiscriminately, operating the hero on the phone to quickly cut off blood and escape from the scene, and replied absent-mindedly, "I've been eating for half a month, isn't it good? You Don't worry, just wait outside!"

Dian's mother was slightly relieved, walked a few steps in the living room, and went into the study to watch Dian's father practice calligraphy.

Elegant came late, she just came back from the company, changed her shoes and came into the living room when she saw an allusion, and asked, "Why are you alone? Parents and your partner?"

Dian Yu was concentrating on playing the game, and was taken aback by her, rushed into the enemy group with a shake of his hand, and the screen instantly turned gray.

"Sister, why didn't you move when you entered the door!" Dian Yu glanced at the death countdown and couldn't help complaining, "Mom and dad are in the study, and my partner is cooking... well, I'll go see how he's doing. "After speaking, he picked up his mobile phone, got up and walked into the kitchen a few steps.

In the kitchen, Bian Mu was making soup. When he heard the sound, he turned around and saw his sweetheart entering the door with a mobile phone. He looked at the mobile phone and looked at the cooking table: "Is the meal ready? I'm hungry."

Dian Yu is now like a little overlord who opens his mouth and stretches out his hand for food, but Bian Mu finds it cute when he looks at it: "In ten minutes or so, the soup will be ready, why are you staying here? ? There is oily fumes in the kitchen, which is not good for you and the cub."

"Isn't there a range hood?" Dian Yu seemed very indifferent, keeping his eyes on the phone, "Mu, I'm so hungry, go and cook, I'll finish playing the game when I'm done, we'll take it out together. "

Bian Mu could only nod helplessly, thinking that he would have to find an excuse to confiscate his mobile phone later, and he has been playing with him for a long time today, and it will not be good for him or the cub if he continues playing .

When the four dishes and one soup were brought to the table, Dian's father and mother, Dianya, tasted a few mouthfuls, and they all expressed their approval of Bian Mu's cooking skills, and gave their thumbs up one after another.

He was very proud of this allusion. After all, it was he who came out with Bian Mu's cooking skills, so he praised Bian Mu without hesitation, and responded to him with a large chopstick of vegetables brought by the other party: "Don't Always eat meat and be nutritionally balanced."

Dian Yu curled his lips unhappily, and muttered: "Like an old lady..."

This was accidentally heard by Dian's mother, and Dian Yu instantly received a mother's stare.

During the banquet, the atmosphere was good, and Dian's father, who had eaten quite happily, almost let go of his elders' face and opened a bottle of red wine to celebrate, and then he heard Bian Mu ask with concern: "Xiao Yu, what's wrong with you? Is it somewhere?" uncomfortable?"

Dian Yu covered his stomach with his hands, his face turned pale, and cold sweat was about to break out on his forehead: "I, I have a stomachache, and I feel a little uncomfortable... Did you put medicine in the food?"

As soon as he finished speaking allusions, he quickly stood up and ran to the bathroom in a hurry.

Bian Mu frowned, stood up worriedly, and seemed to follow him to the bathroom.

"This kid is talking nonsense, we all eat very well!" Dian's mother laughed and cursed, and persuaded Bian Mu, "Leave him alone, let's eat first, Dian Yu has a lot of things to do when he is eating since he was a child." , it will be fine in a while."

As soon as the words fell, they saw Dian Yu hurried out of the bathroom again, and plunged into his own room.

Seeing this, Bian Mu said to Dian's mother, "I'd better go and have a look." After speaking, he got up and went to Dian Yu's bedroom.

Dian Yu's bedroom was unlocked, but when Bian Mu opened the door and went in, he didn't see anyone: "Xiao Yu?"

There was a movement in the small bathroom of the room: "My God! You wait a while, come in later!"

Bian Mu didn't know why, but stayed quietly in the room. After a while, listening to the somewhat painful panting of "hissing" in the bathroom, he couldn't sit still: "Xiao Yu, what's wrong with you?"

Bian Mu tried to open the bathroom door, but found that the door was locked, so he was a little anxious: "Did something happen? Tell me!"

Dian Yu in the bathroom gritted his teeth and said, "Lock the door, go lock the door!"

Bian Mu went in without knowing, but obediently obeyed. After finishing, he leaned against the bathroom door: "If you don't speak, then I'll wait here for you to speak."

The allusion inside said hello with a voice.

After a while, he heard Dian Yu gasp a few times, and another 5 minutes passed, and his sweetheart who was still in the bathroom seemed to be frightened by something: "I'll go!!" Voices from the ground.

Bian Mu anxiously asked: "What's the matter! You talk!"

The bathroom was quiet for a few seconds, followed by Dianyu's calm voice: "It's okay, I accidentally fell...you can go to my closet and bring me my medicine box."

Bian Mu was dumbfounded for a moment, and suddenly realized, he hurriedly found the medicine box, and began to knock on the bathroom door: "Xiao Yu, don't you... give birth?"

Dian Yu in the bathroom silently cleaned his hands and the things under his body with warm water, wiped his face with a hint of forcing himself to calm down, and opened the door: "Give me the medicine box, you can see for yourself. "

Bian Mu looked in expectantly, Dian Yu's body was connected to an umbilical cord, and the umbilical cord was connected to a ball.

a ball?A meatball? ?

What is this thing? ?This is his son? ?

Bian Mu stood there in a daze, watching Dian Yu seem to calmly take out the alcohol cotton to wipe the scissors, and then cut the umbilical cord with a click of the scissors.

The clicking sound exploded in Bian Mu's ears like a ringing bell, and he regained his senses instantly: "This, this..."

"This is your son. Although it's not too cold on the ground, you should hug him quickly," Dian Yu said, holding up the ball of meat on the ground and handing it to Bian Mu, "I still have to deal with the placenta... this thing Can it be used as medicine?"

Bian Mu held his son in a daze, he still couldn't believe his eyes, but when he observed the meat ball carefully, it seemed that there was really a baby inside, with small arms, legs, limbs and limbs, but he could not see his face when he was curled up.

Bian Mu's eyes lit up, and he instantly felt relieved, and then he heard his sweetheart say: "Nezha was born in three months, I am also amazing."

Bian Mu: "..."

No matter what, this is his son, not some Nezha, he must be raised well!

Bianmu: "Wait, why is it a son and not a daughter?"

Dian Yu dug out a medical packaging bag from the medicine box to pack the placenta, and said while cleaning up the blood-stained scene: "I checked carefully, he has a little chirp."

Hearing this, Bian Mu immediately began to study the ball again, trying to find out his son's pain seriously, but in an inconspicuous little corner, he really found such a stroke.

There was a sudden knock on the door, and Bian Mu hurriedly hugged Qiuqiu in fright. Dian's mother who cleaned up the scene was as quiet as a chicken, and then heard Dian's mother complaining outside the door: "Damn child! What kind of bedroom is locked in the bathroom?" Men! Dianyu! Are you all right, come out and eat!"

Now that this is the case, where is Dian Yu in the mood to eat?I can only fool around.

After clearing the scene without leaving any traces, they took a few soft towels, wrapped the balls and put them in their backpacks. Dian Yu and Bian Mu made excuses before they even finished their meal, and went home in despair.

Dian Yu didn't dare to zip up all the zippers on his backpack, for fear that Zai Zai would have no air to breathe.

When the ball moved in the backpack, Dianyu was at a loss, as if he was afraid that the boy would sleep uncomfortable in the backpack, but he didn't dare to take it out, because he was afraid of the wind and being seen.

"Didn't you say it will only be born in October? Miss Mu Xuehan is really unreliable!"

Dian Yu held the backpack in both hands, and complained a little: "I did what Dr. Luo said... Fortunately, I asked you to get that purple sap back in advance, or else..."

While driving, Bian Mu said: "Although the immature is not healthy, it looks a little stunted, but taking more sap baths will break free from the fetus earlier."

Dian Yu nodded: "Well, I hope... I'm really exhausted today."

But today is also a day full of surprises and surprises.