Crazy attack log

Sunny September 7

God!I actually!I actually!

I actually!Coming out with him!

Mom, I'm so nervous!This is the first time for me to introduce myself so formally. I wonder if my parents and sisters will hate me?

I really didn't mean to brainwash them before, I just used it smoothly... I hope they don't blame me.

By the way, there is nothing wrong with my self-introduction just now, why are they looking at me like this?

Why did he look at me with a speechless and helpless expression, I really didn't mess around or engage in any kind of mind control this time.

I'm ready to kneel down and beg for consent!

I hope my parents and sisters can agree with me to be with him!

life goals?own identity?To be honest, Bian Mu has never thought of exploring these things. In the past, he only had one thought to live hard, and now he is living a good life with his sweetheart. As for the future...you will know in the future.

"But the future is unpredictable. Are you just going to muddle through with someone else's identity for the rest of your life?"

Dian Yu looked at him intently: "Not to mention whether you will be targeted by some special department, if you live as someone else and live like someone else, you will forget yourself... Oh, you don't have this trouble, you just live someone else's life." Be yourself, and brainwash other people to solve problems when something happens... This has a lot of drawbacks, and sometimes there are many loopholes."

"Disadvantages? Vulnerabilities?" Bian Mu didn't understand what his sweetheart wanted to say, "Isn't it good now?"

"It's nothing bad...it's just bad for you," Dian Yu couldn't explain it clearly, he was just used to making some long-term plans, and felt that Bian Mu's life without a goal like this would be very difficult in the future. It's not good, and Bian Mu's unclear question at this time also made him a little annoyed, "...Anyway, will you listen to me?"

Can you not listen to what your sweetheart says? Bian Mu nodded obediently: "Listen."

Dian Yu was not very happy to see Bian Mu's obedient appearance, but even more inexplicably angry: "You don't understand me at all, let me use an analogy, if you want to go with me to meet the parents, you Now it's Yu Liwen's face, and then you told my family that your name is Bian Mu..."

Bian Mu only felt that there was something wrong with these words, so he heard Dian Yu continue to say: "When you find your identity and face in the future, you can't introduce yourself to my family again, and say that your name is Bian Mu. Bar?"

After listening to Bian Mu, he was taken aback, and began to rub his chin to seriously think about this question: He can't brainwash Dianyu's family members again, otherwise he will be angry, then...

"I can pinch my face to its original shape first, and then meet your parents, so there will be no problem at all!" Bian Mu said seriously, "As for the identity, I can apply Yu Liwen's identity. How many people are there in the family? How many cars are there in the suite?"

Allusion: "..."

"By the way, when are we going to meet our parents?" Bian Mu's eyes lit up when he said this, "I figured out that out of a hundred things that couples must do, there are only a dozen or so that we haven't done. I think It's time for us to meet our parents! Speaking of which, it's my first time meeting my parents. What should I do? Should I buy some gifts? If they don't agree with us being together, we will kneel on the ground, kneel down Until they agree?"

Allusion Fu forehead: "mud."

Is it too early to meet the parents?No, he even has a child... No, this kid can't explain it to his parents, if he looks a little scary, then his grandparents and aunts will be scared...

When the allusive thinking diverged and he hadn't figured out how to explain this matter when he met his parents, Bian Mu had already decided to meet his father-in-law and mother-in-law excitedly: "Let's go tomorrow! This kind of matter Sooner rather than later, tomorrow is a good day!"

"Hey, aren't you, I haven't seen such a thing as a parent..." Dian Yu wanted to say something, but seeing Bian Mu's happy face, he couldn't say anything to refute, " Forget it, it's up to you, as long as you don't talk about my surgery at the end of August, and don't expose that matter."

"Yeah, yes." Bian Mu didn't think about the exposure of the operation, and just continued to fight excitedly about meeting the parents, "Xiao Yu, I almost forgot about it if you didn't tell me. Parents, we are a legitimate couple. Although you can’t get a marriage certificate, you have my totem mark on your body, and I have one on my chest. This is actually the same as a marriage certificate! This is a unique symbol of our family , which symbolizes that you are mine."

Bian Mu thought for a while, and slapped himself on the chest twice, and added with a firm face: "Don't worry! I will definitely give you my heart and soul, or you will let our future son kill me! I will definitely Absolutely will not fight back!"

Allusion: "...you are happy."

Dian Yu never expected that Bian Mu really made meeting his parents a top priority in his life. He first took Dian Yu to the shopping mall for a long time, but he couldn't find a suitable gift after searching. Yu was exhausted from walking around, so he said casually: "I think it's better to bring some fruits to buy these, which is more grounded."

Bian Mu is really obedient. Taking advantage of Dian Yu's short rest, he rushed back with a fruit basket he didn't know where to buy: "What do you think of these fruits? I saw them in the fruit shop. These fruits are the best in appearance, parents will definitely like them."

Allusion: "..." Hey, is it wrong to see parents giving fruit baskets?

This is not over yet. After returning home, Bian Mu hid in the room awkwardly. Before Dian Yu realized which one he was playing, he sat on the sofa in the living room and played two games. The battle was fierce When Bian Mu finally came out, Dian Yu raised his head and asked, "Why did I..."

Before he finished speaking, Dian Yu froze on the spot——

Who are you handsome?He was so startled that he rushed to the enemy tower and died without paying attention.

Dianyu thought about many kinds of assumptions about what Bian Mu's main deity would look like, but it was the one he hadn't thought about deeply in the end—it turned out to be a sunny and tough young man!Not to mention not handsome, it is very handsome, but I really didn't expect it to be similar to that one, which was popular in the [-]s.

When Bian Mu saw Dian Yu's expression, his heart clicked, and he asked carefully, "Isn't it good-looking?"

"It's beautiful," Dian Yu blinked and replied without thinking, "It's beautiful no matter how you look at it! It's very flavorful! Your eyes are big and energetic, your eyebrows are very handsome, and your lips, I want to pounce on you. Go up and kiss you!"

Bian Mu immediately became happy, leaned forward and kissed Dian Yu fiercely: "It's fine if you like it, I'm still a little unsure about how to pinch the two faces together."

Dian Yu squeezed Bian Mu's face: "It feels amazing, how did you do it?"

"It's a bit like a snake's slough, but I can't explain the reason." Bian Mu looked at the curious eyes of his sweetheart, hesitated for a moment, and still didn't show the faded face to Dian Yu. After all, this thing is too scary. His father, that scumbag, was scared away by his mother's faded face...

Dian Yu nodded, and didn't go into it too deeply, just thinking about how to make Bian Mu pass his parent's hurdle in a legitimate way.

Dian Family Courtyard - Xiao Yu: "Dad! Mom!"

No one has returned yet.

Dian Family Courtyard - Xiao Yu: "Sister!"

Dian Family Compound - Xiaoya: "?"

Dian Family Courtyard - Xiao Yu: "Are you free tomorrow? And Mom and Dad didn't go out to visit relatives tomorrow, right?"

Dian Family Courtyard - Xiaoya: "I'm here, tomorrow I happen to be on vacation, what's the matter?"

Dian Family Compound - Xiaoyu: "I have a big surprise for you tomorrow! Look forward to it!"

Elegance didn't take this matter to heart at all at the time, she thought his brother was going to do something to amuse them, but after going to the convenience store and returning home, she found that it was really a "big surprise"!

Dian's father sat on the sofa angrily, with his head turned to one side, and Dian's mother looked at Dian Yu and the man beside him in bewilderment: "Xiao Yu, you brat, why did you really find a man? "

Ya Ya was shocked at that time, she has not yet had a date at her age, and her brother has already led a partner out of the closet!

Of course, this is not the point, the point is how did the man next to her get her brother under her nose? !She didn't realize that Dianyu was looking for a partner at all. Is this a classmate in the third year of high school?After going out to play, it is logical to confess to being together?This kid didn't even tell his sister in advance! ?

As soon as Dian's mother saw Yaya came back, she immediately turned around: "Let's not talk about this, it's just you, Yaya! When will you be able to find a partner like your brother? How do I see that you don't even have a partner for Lily?" No, why not learn from your brother?!"

Elegant: "..."

Dian's father coughed, trying to turn his wife's sanity back to Dian Yu, what he said... What if the words come true by accident? ?

Dian Yu also wanted to laugh when he heard this, but when he saw his sister looking at him with anger, Dian Yu couldn't laugh anymore, and quickly said: "Sister Parents, I'm serious, otherwise I would Needless to say at this time, I still have a lot of time to spend! But my partner can't wait, so..."

Bian Mu took advantage of the opportunity and bowed to Dian's father, mother, Dian and sister Dian: "I really like Xiao Yu and want to be with him forever, so I couldn't help but come..."

Dian's father couldn't help snorting, expressing his disdain.

Dian's mother's expression was very tangled, she was so worried: "I didn't expect you to be a girl's life."

Allusion: "..." What logic? ?

Dian's mother continued: "Then I will have an operation at the end of August to cut off your stuff, and I will raise another daughter. Since your sister has no partner and won't get married... then you come and have two more adoptive children." Your sister."

Allusion: "!!!" How could it be like this when he came out of the closet? ?

Hearing this, Bian Mu said seriously: "Mom, don't scare Xiao Yu."

Dian's mother: "!!!"