Crazy attack log

On June 4, light rain turned cloudy

I thought he had gone somewhere, but he went to meet a strange woman...

He's dating women behind my back, don't stop me, I'm going to explode!

I really want to fuck him to death on the bed!What good is a woman?Not as good as my big JJ!

I really can't tolerate this kind of thing. If I find out next time, I really don't know what I will do!

He can only lie on my bed, and he can't go anywhere else!

According to the usual, on Saturday morning, Dianyu and Bian Mu should be tired of lying in bed together.

But what is more strange is that when Bian Mu woke up, Dian Yu had packed himself up and looked ready to go out.

Bian Mu: "...why didn't you wake me up?"

Dian Yu paused, turned around and explained to Bian Mu: "I see you slept soundly... I have something to do today, so I need to go out alone."

Bian Mu immediately turned over and got out of bed, walked the bird in a big way, and first stepped forward to kiss Dian Yu: "How can you leave me alone?"

Allusion: "..."

Dian Yu pushed Bian Mu away: "I really have something to do today, I'll be back in the afternoon, if you don't come back, you can call me."

Bian Mu said solemnly: "What's the point of me being here alone after you left?"

"...Don't talk sticky, it's too scary," Dian Yu said uncomfortably, "Don't even try to follow, if I find out, you can figure it out."

Bian Mu: "..."

It was raining lightly outside, but Dian Yu went out resolutely. He put on his hat without holding up an umbrella, completely ignoring Bian Mu's persuasion. Bian Mu wrapped his lower body with curtains, and just stood by the window looking at his sweetheart. leave.

When Dian Yu walked a little farther, he stopped staring at the window, Bian Mu put on his clothes again and again, turned out the window and followed Dian Yu's footsteps far away, and he also don't care.

Bian Mu tracked just right without causing suspicion, and Dian Yu did not become suspicious, and then got on the bus directly, leaving him far behind.

Bian Mu: "..." Why did you treat me like this? !

What is Dianyu going to do alone this time?He's going to meet a friend.

The matter of Mian Ji is also quite common. The girl who sold the book with Dian Yu before also met online, and later became a very good gay friend, so Dian Yu is not at all afraid of this kind of thing.

Of course, this one-on-one face-to-face meeting is really not suitable for bringing a partner, so Dian Yu and the other party made an appointment in a crowded coffee shop, which is reliable and convenient.

The way to recognize each other is very simple. It is a metaphor that people wear blue clothes and the other party wears red clothes. They both love a certain pair of red and blue Ji CPs, so they set the meeting code in this way.

I don’t know why, but Dianyu loves Lily culture very much. It can be said that he is obsessed with it, and he is deeply poisoned by Yujie. Although it is rarely shown on the surface, some of his bedroom decorations and some of the serial comics he draws, It really shows his heart.

Dian Yu walked around, but he didn't see a friend in red dress, but there was a tall girl in red dress, maybe because he was always looking at her secretly, he turned to look at him as if he noticed it .

Dian Yu was so frightened that he looked away, turned his eyes elsewhere, and continued to look for his fellow figure.

After searching for a long time to no avail, Dian Yu sent him a message: "Where are you?"

The other party replied quickly: "I saw you."

Dian Yu looked towards the door with question marks in his head, but was patted on the shoulder from behind: "Where are you looking?"

Dian Yu was shocked suddenly, and looked back: "My God, are you a woman?"

It was the girl in the red dress just now!Dian Yu looked confused, he and the other party had a voice conversation, it was obviously a male voice!

The tall slender girl rolled her eyes, pulled him to the seat, and said softly: "For the sake of you being a brother." As she spoke, she took Dian Yu's hand and put it on her chest.

Allusion: "???"

His face turned red, and he wanted to move his hand away in embarrassment, but the feeling of grasping his chest was really exciting...

Then he heard the girl say in a thick male voice: "This is imitation silicone, next time you wear women's clothing, wear this as well, just let me feel good."

"I don't wear women's clothing! Go away, you bastard!" Dian Yu screamed, and almost slapped the dummy on the head with another slap, but fortunately, the other party dodged it cleverly, "Don't scare me like that? I'm about to have a heart attack !"

The hypocrite twisted her waist shyly and shrugged.

"I'm taller than me in high heels! It's terrible!" Dian Yu was so frightened that he quickly withdrew his hand. He felt quite depressed, "You still make such a gesture! It's so embarrassing!"

The tall pseudo-mother: "...Brother, don't be so excited, we are sitting sideways, no one will see."

The name of the pseudonymous net is Loli Da Da Da, and people give it the nickname Da Ge. She loves all kinds of loli, and likes all kinds of loli dramas. There is a cabinet with figurines at home. This kind of guy is so salty. , Dian Yu never thought that he would pretend to be a fake mother and use fake breasts to scare him.

Dian Yu exhaled and calmed himself down: "I am a man with a partner, don't play with me!"

He invited the waiter to order a glass of iced Americano, and took out a beautiful comic and handed it to Brother Da: "Here, the book you want."

Brother Da took the book and flipped through it, and transferred the account to Dian Yu. He remembered that Dian Yu looked quite happy just now, so he changed the topic and said: "If you have a partner, don't panic, I haven't even touched your chest. It's too innocent."

"How can my boyfriend have breasts?" Dian Yu is not afraid of revealing too much when he says this. He has nothing to worry about when he is acquainted online or passing by in real life.

After speaking, he took out his mobile phone and clicked a few times, Brother Da also posed beautifully, and pulled Dian Yu together to make a group photo with faces of all sizes.

Allusion: "...Brother Da is indeed a coquettish and slut, I really admire it."

Brother Da hahaha didn't think so, "You're actually crooked, don't you miss the girl's embrace?"

"I'm bi," Dian Yu corrected Brother Da, leaving room for himself, but when it came to bisexuality, he remembered his long-neglected intersex identity, and almost frightened himself, "...you fake mother? Is it straight and straight?"

"Me? Of course I'm straight, otherwise why would I give you fake breasts?" Brother Da said righteously, "There are also straight men in women's dress fetishes, just like there are gay men like you in Lily Control .”

Allusion: "..." Powerless to refute.

Brother Da winked at him: "How about I wear women's clothing to make you feel good? If you don't tell your partner, he won't know."

"Who wants to mess with you, who is not a man or a woman!"

As soon as Dian Yu finished speaking, he realized that he had overreacted, but he accidentally took what Da Ge joked about and made dirty jokes seriously, and he even scolded himself when he scolded others...

"Uh, me," he smiled awkwardly looking at Brother Da who was shaking his delicate body and shaking on the spot, "I'm sorry, Brother Da, I was just joking."

Brother Da patted the ditch on his fake chest, raised his orchid finger intentionally and disgustingly: "Your reaction is so big, I was shocked."

"Brother Da, I beg you." Already knowing that the other party is a man, Dian Yu couldn't bear to look directly at his pretentious posture, "Can you please return to normal?"

Brother Da coquettishly said: "No~"

At that moment, Dian Yu remembered that Bian Mu was good, but luckily he didn't really turn into a girl, and he must be divided if he wants to achieve this kind of virtue.

Then he thought of Zhang Shanshan, although she didn't know why she kept flirting with her husband recently, but at least she didn't do it.

At any rate, the people around him are of distinct genders, and they don't make any fuss.

"Back to normal! Normal! Otherwise, I will leave!"

In order to fight against Brother Da's evil forces, Dian Yu forced himself to be cute. He whispered to Brother Da as if reciting a spell, and put on a mummy mummy coaxing evil spirit retreat formula with both hands.

Brother Da was amused when he saw this, so he stopped teasing him, and the two started chatting about some interesting things in the circle.

The allusion probably doesn't know, in the southwest corner of him, he and the border shepherd have been lying in ambush there for a while.He watched the interaction between these two people, so sad and indignant, he almost rushed up to bite someone.

Thinking of Dian Yu's advice before, Bian Mu had no choice but to hide and peek at the side angrily and unwillingly, almost breaking the corner of the table: "...Xiao Yu actually went on a date with a woman behind my back!!"

He was chasing after Dianyu in his car. He originally wanted to see what was going on, but he didn't expect it to be a trick!Bian Mu was about to explode.

Bian Mu: "Be calm, be calm, maybe it's a misunderstanding."

He missed the scene of grabbing his chest, otherwise he wouldn't be hiding in the corner so easily, angry and hated but afraid to go out.

Seeing his sweetheart making such a cute gesture to the woman across the way, Bian Mu was almost blown away, but in fact, he could indeed hide in the corner and bite the handkerchief.

Sure enough, that lesbian was right, this kind of thing should be done first, why did he agree so obediently to Dian Yu's decision to have sex after the college entrance examination?

Not sensible at all!Even stupid!It's better to have a real sex than to mark it!Real slap!

Unexpectedly, the shapeshifter who was originally idiot and salty would want to take into account the feelings of his sweetheart after a real love, and dare not act rashly.

Up to now, the two of them just kissed each other, masturbated, and slept naked together...they didn't even have leg intercourse, okay!What a bitter tear!

The more Bian Mu thought about it, the more sad and indignant he became. When he was about to cry stupidly because of his progress, his sweetheart and the woman got up to pay the bill, and walked to the door side by side.

Bian Mu thought that if the two of them were going to have a room, then he would beat the woman unconscious first, then force him into the allusion, and then wake the woman up, and let her watch him fuck him look...

Bian Mu's dark thoughts hadn't been perfected yet, he saw the two people waved each other after going out, and walked in two opposite directions.

Bian Mu: "..." I don't know whether to be happy or angry.

Bian Mu followed Dian Yu all the way from a distance. He originally wanted to have a chance encounter, and then he casually talked about seeing the door of the coffee shop...and then...but this loophole is too big, and it is estimated that it will be broken with a poke.

He was still thinking about what to do, and then he followed Dian Yu from afar, watching him buy two portions of food, and then followed him on the bus.

Bianmu: Wait, I shouldn't be here!Am I out of my mind!

But fortunately, there were so many people at this hour, his sweetheart didn't notice him at all.

Bian Mu: "...sad."

Bian Mu couldn't help but squeezed towards Dian Yu after he squeezed for a long time, probably because he wanted to be exclusive, seeing the people in the car having a little contact with his sweetheart, it was quite unbearable.

In particular, Dianyu is still holding food in one hand and holding on to the railing in the other. No matter how you look at it, it looks like a leaf blowing in the wind, and the desire to protect arises spontaneously.

Dian Yu was facing the old lady sitting by the car window, and it was hard to turn around because of the crowded people around.

He had already carefully retracted himself, keeping a distance from the person, and then he felt a hand touching his butt.

Allusion: "..."

He tried his best to move forward, thinking that he might have been careless, but the hand of the man behind him blatantly pressed against him, and squeezed his waist hard.

Allusion: "...Mom sells batches."

Dian Yu couldn't help but turn around, and was about to be angry with the scumbag and start beating anyone if necessary, when it was dramatic, the car bumped a bit, but he was hugged by someone instead.

Dian Yu: "..." If he doesn't do it, his surname will not be Dian!

Then Dian Yu heard a familiar voice in his ears: "My wife's hands are red when she lifts it up, let me do it."

Allusion: "..." Let me go.

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