Xianmen Nouveau riche

Chapter 2 Chapter 2

Jian Ge resolutely rejected the kindness of Demon Venerable Shen Ji.

There are a lot of good things in his mansion in the fairy world, so it's not like he would abandon his integrity and become a Taoist partner just for a bunch of things and...a handsome man.Not to mention, this is still a magic repair (emphasis added).

Lord Mozun who was rejected was very frustrated, but he couldn't coax people, after all, he had never done it before.So Shen Ji had no choice but to put this matter aside for the time being, and planned to figure it out gradually in the future.

Sincerity is as good as gold and stone, he will definitely be able to get out of the order!

Shen Ji expressed considerately that since Jian Ge was unwilling, he would go to the next room to rest and leave this room for Jian Ge to live in.He looked like a gentleman, as if he would never take advantage of others without permission.

However, Jian Ge doesn't want to live in a brightly red wedding room.

"I'll just go to the next door." Jian Ge stood up quickly as she spoke, and quickly stopped Shen Ji from following, "There's no need to send it off, I'll just go there by myself."

Then he disappeared in a flash.

After entering the next room, Jian Ge locked the door without saying a word.Although it is impossible for this kind of small wooden peg to stop the dignified Demon Lord, it is better than nothing.

Speaking of which, it was a good thing for him that Mozun was dropped.At least this one doesn't look like a magic cultivator right now, so he shouldn't play coercively if he doesn't agree with him, and he won't just tear people up when he's in a bad mood.

Maybe it was an undercover agent sent by Xianxiu?

Jian Ge used his only thinking ability to think wildly for a while, but he didn't think of a reason, but fell asleep.I had no dreams all night, and the quality of sleep was excellent. When I opened my eyes the next day, the sun was already rising.

Jian Ge covered her face decadently and rolled in the incredibly weak quilt. After stretching, she wiped her face and got up from the bed.On other people's territory, it's better not to be too casual.

Hearing movement in the room, the two maidservants from yesterday immediately knocked on the door and came in, and began to serve Jian Ge to dress and wash without saying a word.Jian Ge stopped them with hair all over, wiped his face with a handkerchief and rinsed his mouth indiscriminately.

As a sword spirit, he has never been served by others, so he is very uncomfortable.

Fortunately, the maid didn't force her, and when she saw that he was done washing up, she called for a hearty breakfast and placed it on the table in the outer room.

Jian Ge smelled the fragrance, and her mood improved a lot. She happily stepped out of the inner room, ready to have breakfast.Then, he saw Shen Ji who was already quietly sitting at the table waiting for dinner.

Jian Ge: "..." Moxiu still eats these days?Isn't it the case of bigu during the foundation building period?

Shen Ji was not good at words, and he was too embarrassed to force an awkward chat to narrow the distance between them, so he just nodded slightly to Jian Ge, as a greeting.Seeing the indifferent expression on the other party's face, Jian Ge turned around and left without embarrassment, so she could only bite the bullet and go to sit with her.

"Mozun." Jian Ge called out politely.

Shen Ji frowned slightly: "Just call me by name."

——Call by name first, and when you get to know each other better, you can call more intimately.Hmm, that's what it seems to be written in "One Hundred Points to Note for Chaser"?

Jian Ge hesitated for a moment: "Shen Ji?"

"En." Shen Ji nodded with satisfaction, "Let's eat."

Naturally, the atmosphere of this meal was also weird.

Jian Ge quietly looked at Shen Ji, wanting to see if this guy was an undercover agent of the Immortal Dao.Shen Ji, on the other hand, was tense all over, at a loss for what to do.

In the precautions, it seems that if the other party looks at me, what should I do in response.

Such a breakfast made Shen Ji painful and happy, so as soon as the breakfast was over, Shen Ji reluctantly left.He had to go back quickly and buy a few more books to study hard.It's hard to get a Taoist companion, so I can't scare people away.

After bidding farewell to Shen Ji, Jian Ge was finally able to relax a bit.

He wandered around the yard twice with nothing to do, and got lost as expected.Seeing this, the maid hurriedly stepped forward to lead the way and asked him where he wanted to go.

"There is a pond at the back, and there are many koi in it."

"Going further is the Spiritual Medicine Garden, do you want to go and see it?"

"There is a book collection pavilion over there. Why don't you find some books and learn about cultivators?"

"and also……"

The two chatted a lot, Jian Ge thought about it, and chose Zangshu Pavilion.He doesn't know much about Luoyan Realm, and most of them are from tens of thousands of years ago.Today's Luoyan World must have changed a lot.

Half an hour later, Jian Ge closed the jade slip expressionlessly.

He knew that Luoyan World would change drastically, but he never expected that it would become like this.Isn't this just a change?It's like changing the world, right?

Luoyan Realm is divided into five domains, southeast, northwest, and middle. The west is the demon domain where the demon cultivators are located, the south is the Buddhist domain of the Buddha cultivators, the east is the demon realm of the demon cultivators, and the middle is the fairy realm of the immortal cultivators.In the north, it is a forbidden area, isolated from the other four continents, and it is very inconvenient to enter and exit, because the pure demons live there.Even demon cultivators are not willing to deal with demons.

In Jian Ge's memory, there were no demons in Luoyan Realm, and I don't know when this group of demons escaped from the Demon Realm and competed with Xianxiu for territory.In the end, he didn't grab it, so he could only shrink in a corner.

This is a trivial matter, and the focus is on the various races today.

Can you believe that it is popular among Buddhist cultivators to write short story books, and they call it "writing books and talking about them"?

Just because they feel that simply promoting the Dharma cannot fool enough new disciples, they rely on writing scripts to deceive people into practicing Buddhism.After all, Buddhist practitioners have to be ordained and abstain from this precept and that, and there are not many people who are willing to go there.

The two maidservants also purposely dug up some recently popular scripts for Jian Ge to read. Jian Ge flipped through them casually and found that these scripts were roughly divided into three categories.

The first category is grassroots counterattack Shuangwen.The main character is the little pitiful Buddhist cultivator, and the main line of the plot is how pitiful fools people into cultivating Buddhism, and then fools him until he gets a bunch of fellow Buddhist cultivators, and finally succeeds in ascension to Buddhahood.The full text is extremely refreshing and has won unanimous praise from readers.

The second category is Ma Wen, the proud son of heaven.It is said that the beautiful man Buddha Cultivator fell into the world of mortals and was trapped by love, resolutely turned into the line of Huanxi Buddha, then hugged happily from left to right, and finally took his concubines to ascend to Buddhahood.Among them, the unspeakable Xiang-yan-Shuang-xiu stroller, which can only be expressed in words, has attracted readers who can't stop, and strongly demand another one.

The third category is the main text of dog blood abuse.It roughly means that other monks (such as demon cultivators, cultivators and demon cultivators) endured all kinds of hardships, wives and children, and lost their reputations and blamed by thousands of people. Finally, they saw through the world and escaped into Buddhism, and finally successfully escaped from the sea of ​​suffering and gained a new perfect life.And ascended to become a Buddha, and went to the Buddha Realm to live a life of bliss.

After Jian Ge finished reading, she had to sigh that these monks had deep routines.With this literary talent, if he ascends to the Buddhist world in the future, he will surely be praised by the Buddha (the Buddha may have been bald).

Of course, the scriptures are written to deceive people.If there are really fools who believe it, and then excitedly run to convert to Buddhism... Jian Ge knows what they will go through without even thinking about it.

Little Monk: Didn't you say you can accept younger brothers?

Great Monk: Amitabha, you can accept disciples after you leave the teacher.

Little monk: Didn’t you say that there is a lineage of Huanxi Buddha?

Great Monk: Amitabha, Huanxi Buddha has not accepted disciples recently.

Little Monk: Didn’t it mean that once you become a monk, you will get rid of the sea of ​​suffering and won’t suffer any more?

Great Monk: Amitabha, suffering and accusations are all vain, so don't worry about it.

In short, it is fake Amway.

Compared with Buddha Xiu's completely shameless painting style, Yao Xiu looks much more normal.They didn't do anything, they just opened a one-stop service for buying and selling spiritual pets by themselves, and didn't let other monks intervene.

It is said that in this way, it can ensure that all the spiritual pets from their demon clan are treated well by the master, and there will be no more things such as the abuse of spiritual beasts at auctions.According to records, anyone who does not buy a spiritual pet from the Yaozu but catches it by himself will be chased and killed by the Yaozu.And anyone who treats the pet badly after buying the pet and cannot take care of the pet's physical and mental health will also be hunted down by the monster clan.

There are so many requests, but the monster race has the largest number, so they can't be messed with, so they can only obediently follow their rules.

As for Xianxiu, there is nothing strange about it on the whole, except that he is particularly displeased with monks who are married couples, everything else is fine.

"Pure heart and few desires?" Jian Ge flipped through the jade slips, while exchanging gossip with the two maidservants, "Isn't pure heart and few desires what Buddhist cultivators should do?"

Anyway, those immortals in the Immortal Realm are obsessed with beauty and pleasure every day. No matter how noble this group of immortal cultivators behave now, it is useless. They will fall into degeneration within three days after going to the Immortal Realm.As the saying goes, the longer you repress, the more terrifying it will be when you erupt. Looking back, they are probably the craziest.

The maid agreed with the theory of "exploding in silence" and nodded repeatedly.

After Jian Ge finished speaking, she picked up another volume of jade slips. From this volume onwards, it was about magic cultivation.Seeing this, the maid slightly widened her eyes, but it was too late for the organization.

They quickly opened their mouths to save Moxiu's face: "The records on the front of this jade slip are all old events thousands of years ago. It's good for the empress to read it. Don't take it to heart. Why don't you read the next volume?"

As he spoke, he picked up the jade slip from the second volume of the Moxiu Chapter, and played with Li Sai, the singer of the slip.Taking advantage of Jian Ge's dazed effort, he neatly destroyed the first scroll and wiped out all traces.

Jian Ge: "..."

That's enough, that's enough, you know what's written in it even if you don't look at him, it's nothing more than how the demon cultivators kill people and set fires and don't do good things.

He opened the second volume speechlessly, it seems that there should be nothing shady... in the second volume...

Jian Ge's eyes widened, what did this jade Jane write? ? ?

[Because of doing a lot of evil, Moxiu couldn't find a Taoist partner all year round, so he learned from the pain and changed his ways.Reshape the customs of the Demon Realm, correct the bad style, and strive to find a Taoist companion...]

In the following, it is eloquently recorded how many world-famous magic cultivators lost their morals to please other monks, and finally embraced the beauty, and then went to various places to spend their honeymoon to show their affection.Among them are the deeds of several other demons who are as famous as Shen Ji. The words are bold, the plot is exaggerated, and the credibility is open to question.

Jian Ge turned her head and looked at the two maidservants who looked at him expectantly, and suddenly understood the meaning in their eyes - look, look, our Demon Lord will be very good to Taoist companions just like other Demon Lords , such a good demon, why don't you hurry up and give it a shot?

"...Excuse me." Jian Ge tried her best to pretend not to understand their eyes, "Would the demons have any objections to the editors who arranged the book like this?"

He was very curious, how those demons would allow someone to openly write them in such a stupid way, and then distribute them all over the world.

The maid looked at each other and was puzzled: "Arrangement? No! And several Mozun adults are very happy to have their experiences of chasing wives recorded, so that they can show off to other demon cultivators who don't have Taoist companions!"

"..." I lost.

That is to say, the experience of losing morals above is true, and Mozun still naively likes to show off his superiority in this way.Yes, very strong.

Jian Ge silently put down the jade slip, he probably understood that Shen Ji wasn't dropped by someone, he was just like that... well, anyway.But this is a good thing, if it is true that the stars are not given to the moon as written in the jade slip, then he can try to propose to leave the Demon Realm.

Maybe, Shen Ji would really agree.As for being a Taoist companion or something, cough, let it be!

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