I'm a doctor, not a stick

Jiang Huating found the fifth department smoothly, and there were only two seats dedicated to doctors, and one of the tables was already filled with some personal items, obviously already occupied, so Jiang Huating sat down in the empty seat.

It's true that just as his butt was attached to the chair, Yang Le ran in with a flustered expression.

"Master Jiang! You are so ruthless!" Yang Le complained!

Jiang Huating, who somehow became a young master, "What happened to me?"

The moment he saw Yang Le, Jiang Huating suddenly remembered what he had forgotten. He left Yang Le in the vice president's office!

However, what's the matter with the other party's ravaged appearance?Jiang Huating was very curious.

Yang Le opened his mouth, but in the end he gritted his teeth angrily and swallowed the grievance!

He pulled the patient-only chair and rubbed against Jiang Huating, "Hey, I have experienced inhuman suffering because of you! Should you agree to accept me as a disciple?"

Jiang Huating, "...do you want to learn Chinese medicine from me?"

Yang Le, "...why can't I think about learning Chinese medicine!" Chinese medicine is mysterious, isn't it a lie? !

"Then what do you want to learn from me?" Jiang Huating still didn't know why.

"Learn fortune telling!"

Jiang Huating suddenly became cheerful, "Oh! So you want to do academic math!"

Yang Le nodded like a chicken pecking rice, "Yes, yes."

Jiang Huating put away the smile on his face and said very seriously, "Sorry, you can't learn."

The smile on Yang Le's face froze, deeply shocked, unbelievable! "Why?!"

Jiang Huating looked at him with disgust, "You didn't pass math, did you?"

Yang Le was horrified, "How do you know?!"

"It's a little thing, I can see it on your face."

Yang Le was even more horrified. Could it be that the words failed in mathematics were engraved on his forehead? !However, after the horror, Yang Le admired Jiang Huating even more!

"Great God! Master Jiang! Great God Jiang! Just accept me!" After saying that, Yang Le was about to lie down and hug his thigh!

Jiang Huating bared his teeth and quickly jumped up to get out of the way, "What do you want to do?!"

However, there was another voice overlapping with Jiang Huating, "What are you doing?"

The two people in the department looked out the door, only to see a young man standing at the door looking at them suspiciously.

It seems that this young man should be his colleague in this department, Jiang Huating thought.

The young man took a few steps back, looked up, and then walked in again, "New colleague?"

Jiang Huating stood up immediately, "Hi, I'm Jiang Huating."

The man nodded, "I'm Mao Gaoming."

Mao Gaoming opened his chair and sat down, staring at Jiang Huating for a while, "Xiao Jiang, how old are you?"

Jiang Huating didn't change his expression, "It's 23."

Mao Gaoming frowned, "So small?"

"Not too small."

Yang Le immediately exposed him, "How can you have 23, it's obviously less than 21!"

Jiang Huating, "..."

Mao Gaoming, "..."

"Haha, wrong memory, sorry."

Mao Gaoming felt a little unhappy being cheated by his colleague whom he met for the first time, but he felt understandable when he saw Jiang Huating's baby face.

However, I still feel a little uncomfortable being cheated.

Seeing that Mao Gaoming didn't intend to continue the chat, Yang Le carefully moved his buttocks to rub against Jiang Huating's side again.

"God..."

"I'm not a god." Jiang Huating said angrily.

It's okay for this kid to hate him. After all, he has to believe in science. He can understand this, but it's none of his business that he falsely reported his age?I hit it off with my colleagues just after we met...

How to reverse the impression after this?He is not a little liar who cheats on everyone!

"Master, please accept me as an apprentice!" Yang Le clasped his hands together and begged again.

God?Grandmaster?Mao Gaoming pricked up his ears, as if he heard something extraordinary?

"As I said, you are not suitable." Jiang Huating asked, although he is an intern now, especially a young doctor in the Department of Chinese Medicine, there were not many people who came to see the doctor, and he was pestered here by a Buddha like Yang Le, isn't that right? Not to mention... ah bah!Doesn't that mean there are no more patients? !

This follower must be driven out as soon as possible!

Yang Le felt that he had been hurt by [-] tons, "Why, is it because I failed math?"

Jiang Huating was ambiguous, "It's a matter of temper."

"What's wrong with my personality?"

What's wrong?Jiang Huating squinted over, there were too many bad things.But this young man is still young, if you say it, it will hit people's hearts, if you don't say it, the longer he grows, the more crooked he becomes.

"You should go back and ask your parents first." Jiang Huating said.

From Yang Le's face, it can be seen that he was born in a wealthy family, his parents loved him, and his family was harmonious. They would definitely not be willing to watch their only precious son go on evil ways.

After all... In the eyes of outsiders, this is a superstition among superstitions!

Yang Lehu frowned, "I'm an adult, I can make decisions about my own affairs."

Jiang Huating raised his eyebrows, well, if he can't do anything about his parents, then don't blame him for being cruel!

"Okay, then you can first pass the subjects you failed first."

Yang Le died immediately!

"Isn't it enough to memorize the content of the compass? Can you calculate it by memorizing the formula?"

Jiang Huating raised his chin, "You have a good idea!"

"Do you know who are the famous people who are proficient in numbers in ancient times?"

Yang Le shook his head, very honestly, "I don't know."

Jiang Huating snorted, and began to "ruthlessly" discourage Yang Le's self-confidence, "Zhuge Liang of the Three Kingdoms, Jiang Ziya of the Shang Dynasty, Chen Tuan of the Song Dynasty, Liu Bowen and Shao Kangjie of the Ming Dynasty, all of these are not extremely smart and will last forever. Their IQs alone are not you. This way people who can't even pass math can compare!"

"Let me tell you directly! If you want to do academic math, you must be at least as smart as me!"

Yang Le stared straight at Jiang Huating's hair, "It's not the end..."

Jiang Huating's face darkened, "Get lost!"

Yang Le immediately shyly said, "I was wrong, I was wrong! But Zhuge Liang, Jiang Ziya, aren't these hypothetical characters that only appear in books, ah no, on TV? Let me think about it... Fengshenbang? Romance of the Three Kingdoms?"

Now it's not just Jiang Huating who despises Yang Le, even Mao Gaoming can't bear to look directly at him.

"Those are all famous figures in history! Where did you learn about culture?"

Yang Le blushed directly.

Jiang Huating snorted, and continued to poke his heart, "You failed in culture and mathematics, and you still want to worship me as a teacher with your IQ?"

Yang Le became angry from embarrassment, "Forget about cultural subjects! Why do you keep poking me for failing math?!"

"It's so light on your mathematics! And physical chemistry! You don't understand these things, so it's Mao's hexagram?" Jiang Huating rolled his eyes, and finally pointed it out!

"Do you think it's as simple as memorizing the verses? Let me tell you! To learn this kind of thing, you must have a solid foundation. You don't even know the history and culture you have learned. How can you learn the boring Liuyao, Plum Blossoms, Qimen and other things? The restraint of the five elements and the combination of punishment and harm should be thoroughly familiarized. At the same time, social science and natural science knowledge must be integrated and applied flexibly to produce superb results! Or just follow the outside world? Like a swindler, he can only talk nonsense and be full of guns!"

Yang Le, "..."

"What is social science? Natural science?"

Jiang Huating said he didn't want to talk anymore, how can he learn with such qualifications?Even if you are a monk, you will not be charged!I heard that the academic requirements for becoming a monk are very high.

Mao Gaoming couldn't take it anymore.

"Of course it is law, medicine, economics and trade, interpersonal knowledge!" Mao Gaoming doubted, "Are you an adult?" Otherwise, why are you so stupid?

Yang Le's eyes widened, "To be a magic stick, you still need to learn so many things?!"

Jiang Huating, "...I'm not a magic stick."

"Isn't that called a magic stick?" Yang Le immediately asked shamelessly.

Jiang Huating coughed, "I am Dao...doctor." The latter two words were turned a bit stiffly, but Yang Le didn't notice.After Jiang Huating finished speaking, he immediately lowered his head and focused on a book that was opened on his desk at some point.

Dao... What the hell is a doctor?Yang Le didn't know why, just when he wanted to continue to "study" further, a slightly majestic voice came from the door.

"Ahem, I seem to hear you guys chatting?"

Mao Gaoming trembled all over, Director Ni Tianyang actually came here!

Mao Gaoming frantically turned on the computer that had entered the sleep mode at some point. He was a little embarrassed for a while, and couldn't help but glance angrily at the pretending Jiang Huating.

However, people were too "serious" to receive the signal at all.

Seeing that no one paid any attention to him, Ni Tianyang raised his eyebrows and simply called the roll call.

"Xiao Jiang, are you still used to it?"

Jiang Huating immediately raised his head, "Accustom to adapt! I think the environment here is very good, and my colleagues are very enthusiastic! It couldn't be better!"

Ni Tianyang snorted, and then his eyes fell on Yang Le, "This is..."

"He went to the wrong department!" Jiang Huating took the lead!

"Which department is he going to?" Ni Tianyang frowned, he had to prescribe the right medicine when seeing a doctor, and he couldn't just wander around the department.

"Department of Neurology."

Yang Le, "..."

Ni Tianyang looked at Yang Le with pity, such a young man has brain problems, it's pitiful!

"Come on, little friend, Uncle will take you there, and I guarantee you will be cured! Don't be afraid..."

Yang Le shouted in his heart, no!I'm not!I'm not sick!I just came to pay homage to my teacher!

However, he was touched by Jiang Huating just now, his mouth seemed to be coated with glue, and he couldn't open it at all!This made Director Ni Tianyang feel that Yang Le's brain nerve problem is serious!

Yang Le was finally taken away, and the department was finally clean.

For a moment, the atmosphere was a little awkward and frozen.

Mao Gaoming glanced at Jiang Huating quietly, lowered his eyes, raised them, and looked again.

Jiang Huating, "...Brother Mao, what do you want to say?"

Mao Gaoming was a little embarrassed to be caught, but the curiosity in his heart was still above everything else, "Xiaojiang, what kind of fortune-telling are you really... Master?"

The word "sacred stick" is really hard to say, so Mao Gaoming had to be more tactful.

Jiang Huating said seriously: "How is it possible? I am a serious TCM doctor! I have a license!"

Author gossip:

There are a few lines from "Zhou Yi Yi Gu Du Duan", written according to Xiao Ni's own understanding, don't take it seriously.

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