Huba hello, under Luobo

Hu Ba didn't quite understand what he was happy about, but just vaguely felt that it would not be a very good thing.

He has always adhered to the principle of "if you don't understand, don't think about it", so he left that touching smile behind him, and robbed the big white radish into the stockade on his own.

Said it was robbery, but just took a thin rope and tied it loosely.

Daxia Hu would never admit that he was reluctant to tie carrots.

When they arrived at the village, Hu Ba dragged Robert all the way to the next door to his hut under the surprised eyes of everyone: "You stay here, don't go out and run around, and don't untie the rope."

After thinking about it, I added another sentence: "Don't laugh!"

Hearing the vicious tone he tried to put on, Robert suppressed a smile and nodded.

Only then did Hu Ba go out satisfied.

When Hu Scar was gone, Robert heard someone whispering outside: "I haven't come back for more than a year. When I left, I didn't even say hello. When I came back, I didn't get any results. I even robbed a bad guy. I haven't done anything serious for a year, and I said it wasn't a mildew disaster..."

Robert walked to the window and looked over with a cold look, which scared the tongue-twisters to silence immediately and dared not move.

"Let's take the little guy away," thought Robert, "this village... is a bit of a mess."

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Hu Ba found the old village owner who had been away for a long time.

Seeing the old man's snow-colored hair at the sideburns, Hu Ba's heart felt sour, and he couldn't help but ran over with tears in his eyes: "Grandpa, the village owner!"

The old village master also had wet eyes: "Little Beard~"

Just when the two were about to embrace each other, the old village owner suddenly pulled out a wicker stick from behind and slapped it backhand: "I'll beat you, you little bastard! It's been more than a year, and you can't come back after a year of robbery? Little You son of a bitch, if you don't come back, you won't come back, you won't even be able to rob anything..."

Hu Ba dodged as expected, but still got hit a few times, causing him to jump up and down: "Oh, grandpa, village master, don't beat me, haven't I come back? I even robbed someone and brought me money. They've all been robbed!"

The old village owner stopped immediately: "Really? What's your name, where do you live, and what do you do for a living?" How could he have such a bad premonition.

Hu Ba rubbed the place where he was drawn, it really hurt him to death.However, the strength of the village owner's grandfather was only very painful at the time. In fact, it would not even leave a scar, let alone hurt the inside: "Hiss...his name is Robert, he is from the capital, he is..."

Before Hu Ba could finish his sentence, the old village master went into a frenzy again: "Kill you son of a bitch! Who would you rob if you rob him?! Don't run! Stop!"

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After a stick of incense, Hu Ba was escorted by the old village head to Robert to make amends.

After being untied, the old village master stood in front of Robert with a beard.

The old village master bowed, and Hu Ba followed suit.

The voice of the old village master was full of apology and fear: "The second prince forgives the crime, the child is innocent, and I have offended you."

Hu Ba followed up with an apologetic and fearful voice: "Second Prince, forgive me..."

Wait... the second prince? !

Hu Ba raised his head in shock, looked at Robert, then at the old village master, and felt that his life was shattered like a porcelain cup hit by a big rock falling from the sky .

Robert had no choice but to wink at the old village master.The old village master understood, straightened his back and straightened his face: "Xiao Scar, you go out first."

Hu Ba hadn't regained his composure, he responded in a daze and walked out, and closed the door very thoughtfully.

Oh no!

This matter has something to do with him anyway, why can't he know?

He turned his face and put his ear against the crack of the door, eavesdropping.

Only Robert and the old village master were left in the room, relatively silent.

After a long time, the old village master first broke the silence: "My lord, please sit down. Is it time for you to come this time?" With that rippling expression on his face, who would believe that he was robbed in!

Robert lifted the hem of his clothes and sat down gracefully. Hearing this, he smiled warmly: "Yeah. When I entrusted him to the village master 18 years ago, the king said that this is the little husband I married with my fingertips. When the time comes, it will definitely be I'm going to pick him up. Besides..." He paused, and his smile became more springy, "It's time to get married."

The old village master has raised Hu Ba for him for so many years, he will not put on airs for the old village master.

The old village master let out a sigh of relief, and sighed rather reluctantly: "I heard you say those two words on the mountain road that time, and I knew it was you who came to him. Unexpectedly, you brought people Gone... I raised him for 17 years, and read him for 18 years. I haven't come back for more than a year, and who knows that I will get married when I get home..."

The beard outside the door had just recovered when he heard such a sentence, regardless of what he had heard in a daze before, such as "sent over 18 years ago" or "the time is up", he rushed in, knelt on the ground and hugged him. The old village owner's calf was crying: "Grandfather of the village owner! I don't want to get married!"

With a little effort, Robert pulled him into his arms and coaxed softly, "It's not about getting married, it's about getting married."

Looking at his face, Hu Ba suddenly felt that if this stinky carrot was the object of marriage, even getting married would not be a bad thing, so he gave a low "hmm".

The old village owner next to him covered his eyes with one hand—the young people nowadays... I really can't bear to look directly at them.

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They got married naturally.

Although they have never expressed their love for each other, they seem to have such a kind of confidence that they are deeply in love with each other.

On the day of their marriage, the dignitaries and the grassroots bandits mingled together, being imaginary and arty while yelling foul language and eating and drinking.

It was a mess.

Both of them were toasting outside, and Robert held Scar's hand tightly.Hu Ba's face was blushing, and he emphasized to himself in his heart: his face is hot because of drinking!That's right, it's all caused by drinking!

It's not like being shy after being held by the stinky carrot!

Halfway through the toast, there were two hulking men near the door who drank too much wine and seemed to be arguing, the noise was not very loud, and it hadn't affected this side yet.

It looks like a teenager and a bandit.Robert patted Hu Scar's arm: "Hey, go and sit over there first, I'll go and have a look."

Hu Ba knew that it would be more useful for Robert to go than to go by himself, so he obediently apologized to all the guests with his new husband, and went back to the back hall to rest for a while amidst the "dare not dare".

As soon as he sat down, a young man in yellow robes who looked like Robert rushed over to Hu Ba's side and hugged his shoulders, muttering.

When Robert came to look for Hu Scar after dealing with outside affairs, he saw such a scene: the emperor's elder brother, who was out of tune, hugged his younger brother's new husband with a smirk on his face, and his face was getting worse and worse. red.

Faced with this situation, Robert's reaction was to kick him decisively.

After the guests had dispersed and returned to the new house, Robert hugged Hu Ba from behind and said jealously, "What did that guy Luo Kuang tell you?"

It's okay not to mention it, but Hu Ba's face turned red again when he mentioned it: "He, he asked, the two of us... who is on top... who is below..."

In his heart, Robert scolded his elder brother with contempt, but he didn't show it at all: "Since you are married, of course the husband is on top, and the bottom is on the bottom."

Robert supported Beard's body, and slowly lay down, letting him lie on top of him.

Hu Scar was a little helpless.He grew up in the mountains, and his understanding of that kind of thing was limited to the pictures he saw that time.How to do it, he has no idea.

Robert looked at him in a daze, but with an eager expression, and couldn't help laughing in a low voice.

Hu Ba felt that he was underestimated by "Madam", and said angrily, "You, what are you laughing at!"

Robert smiled.

In a panic, Hu Ba snapped Robert's belt with a "bang" sound.

And then... how to do it?

Then, it's not something he has to worry about.

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a while.

Dim red|The boy's slightly hoarse voice came from the tent: "Stinky carrot...you...you lied to me..."

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The red candle on the table gradually burned out, and a little bit of red tears slid down the candle body to the candlestick, quietly flowing into the long night.

The author has something to say:

Auditor, I beg you to let me pass it, it’s almost ten times, and there is really nothing [crying]

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