Come stop me! ! !

Ye Shenglin flicked it for a long time, but Xiaoyuan still didn't wake up. Seeing that it was sleeping so deadly, he got out of bed with peace of mind, washed up every day, and went out to buy breakfast.

Ye Shenglin never eats breakfast at home, but since he has Xiaoyuan, it seems to be something he must do every day.

The aunt at the breakfast shop across the two streets had noticed that something was different about this child as early as a month ago.

"As usual, a cup of hot coffee, more milk and less sugar, plus two ham and egg sandwiches." Ye Shenglin actually doesn't like to come to such noisy places early in the morning, and the mornings on weekdays are always particularly crowded.

Ye Shenglin doesn't like crowded people, it's best for everyone to make way for him wherever he goes.

The aunt at the breakfast shop was familiar with this stinky face, so she couldn't help wondering who had the face to make this kid come out to buy breakfast even if he didn't want to. You can see the shadow of Ye Shenglin's heroic sports car speeding past.

"Add a ham and egg sandwich." Ye Shenglin thought for a while and added another sentence.

The aunt at the breakfast shop is even more unbelievable, why did she increase the amount?I don't know if the number of people has increased, or the appetite has increased. Anyway, the aunt dare not ask more questions, so that her small shop will close down if she is not careful.

When Ye Shenglin returned home, Xiao Yuan opened his sleepy eyes, heard the noise from downstairs, narrowed his eyes, turned over and fell asleep again.

Ye Shenglin left two sandwiches for Xiaoyuan, wrote down that there was milk in the refrigerator, and poured it by himself, thinking that it was such a big person, it was not as big as before, and it should be able to do these ordinary things, so he confessed, don't go out casually , Be careful of bad people and the like, laugh at yourself while writing, it's like bringing a baby.

However, Ye Shenglin didn't expect that he still overestimated Xiao Yuan's ability to live in the human world, not that there would be any danger, but that he would create risks.

When Ye Shenglin returned home at night, he found that the doorbell had been knocked to pieces.

"Can you explain to me what's going on here?" Ye Shenglin suppressed the anger in his heart, pointed to the electric doorbell box with half of the shell missing and the wires hanging on the wall, hoping that the small Yuan can tell why.

"It was too noisy, and I smashed it flat with one punch." Xiaoyuan said that it was all the fault of the box.

Oh, at noon, Ye Shenglin was worried that Xiao Yuan would not be able to eat, so he specially used his mobile phone to order a takeaway for his family, so...

He managed to squeeze out a gentle smile, and he had to be thankful that the only broken doorbell at home was nothing more than an electric doorbell.

"It's just an electric doorbell. When someone comes and presses the door, it will bark to remind you to open the door." Ye Shenglin never thought that he would need to teach others how to use the electric doorbell in his lifetime. Things that every kid knows, right?

Usually, when something goes wrong at home, Ye Shenglin will leave these trivial matters to Wen Yu.

It's just that this time is different from the past, who let him hide his beauty in a golden house, he has to pay some price and take some thought.

So, Ye Shenglin, who spent a day dancing with the bacteria in the laboratory, still dragged his head about to explode to find a box of toolboxes in the glove cabinet, and then checked some reliable information on the Internet, so he used the scalpel for many years. The experience of trying to repair the unfortunately killed electric doorbell brother by himself.

Of course, he failed.

And when Ye Shenglin woke up the next day, he didn't know how to fall asleep, and found that he was lying on the bed with all his clothes off, why was there a similarly naked man beside him?

Turning his head to look, fortunately it was his own Xiao Yuan, but it didn't seem quite right either.

Ye Shenglin spontaneously tightened somewhere...

Fortunately, the chrysanthemum is still there.

Ever since Xiao Yuan grew up, Ye Shenglin couldn't help worrying about this unnecessary problem.

Knowing that Xiaoyuan's IQ would not know how to move the piston at all, but why did he suddenly grow bigger?Moreover, he always sneaks into his bed without anyone noticing, which inevitably prevents Ye Sheng from feeling terrified.

Today is also a day to go out to buy breakfast, but when he walks to the door, he finds that the electric doorbell that broke yesterday has been repaired.

Ye Shenglin scratched his head, and looked at the date and time on the phone, maybe it was just yesterday because he didn't pay attention?

But if you look closely, the traces of the electric doorbell being repaired after being damaged still do exist.

Ye Shenglin took a deep breath to prove his unshakable determination to believe in science, so he went out to buy breakfast first.

Today, life is basically the same as yesterday.

It's just that Wen Yu, for his own innocence, had to remember the last time Ye Shenglin told him to find a man. In fact, it was only three days ago.

Until Ye Shenglin pondered for a moment, and replied with unknown meaning and ulterior motives: "Baby, don't make trouble, I only have you in my heart." At that time, a group of people who watched the theater ran around bragging and laughing to tell each other.

Wen Yu knew that once his reputation as a pseudo-gay guy was ruined by Ye Shenglin, he would never be able to turn himself around again.

"I said... Great Sage, is there something wrong with you? If you are sick, let's go and treat it." Always being played by Ye Shenglin like this, Wen Yu would occasionally explode, for example, he had already begun to doubt Ye Shenglin. Have sexual dysfunction.

This is not an unreasonable brain hole. Ye Shenglin hasn't been in a relationship for so many years, and he doesn't even have someone he likes. Although he claims to like men, he has never succeeded in disliking him. Now he doesn't even find a man. Now, I still have to drag myself into the water...

So, on this ordinary day, Wen Yu boldly made assumptions and conjectures. If you slandered me as a gay, I would say that you were impotent, smashed the jar, and slapped the great sage. After turning on the fire, he ran away like a wilderness.

But even so, everyone has already firmly believed that Wen Yu is just having a fight with his legendary boyfriend Ye Shenglin...

This is another sad result for Wen Yu, who has countless steel straight men and women. I am afraid that he will be indirectly sterilized, isn't he?

Ye Shenglin didn't take it seriously, he thought that Wen Yu would occasionally come to his uncle who shouldn't come, and there would always be a few days of abnormality, as long as Wen Da's mouth could be kept away from Xiao Yuan, he thought this kid was quite cute.

Maybe when people are in love, everything they see is rendered with an ethereal effect. For Ye Shenglin, even Wen Yu can be described as cute.

In the evening, Ye Shenglin, who arrived home as usual, asked Xiaoyuan about the electric doorbell last night, only to see that the TV at home was unfortunately poked into a hole by a mysterious force.

Ye Shenglin slapped the scorched hole a few times, and immediately called Xiao Yuan over.

"Tell me, why did this TV bother you?" Ye Shenglin was also talking nonsense, asking if you did it, it was a waste of time.

"I saw a lot of things in it, but it disappeared as soon as I stretched out my hand..."

While Xiaoyuan was talking, Ye Shenglin couldn't help but glance at Xiaoyuan's clenched hand. The hand is fine, but the TV is down...

"You made it with iron?"