Come stop me! ! !

Near noon, Ye Shenglin took Wen Yuzhi to buy food.

"Can't we just order a takeaway?" The implication was that Wen Yu didn't want to run errands at all.

But this guy is the representative of curiosity and cheapness, especially this time, taking advantage of the house repair, from early to now, not only fumbled here and there, as if he really wanted to dig up the man hidden by his buddy. It looks like the ruler was dug out.

Wen Yu is sure, there is something wrong with Ye Shenglin recently, there must be something wrong.

such as……

"Why did you buy so much food?" Did you know that I was coming today and prepared it for me?

Obviously impossible, Ye Shenglin took away the pile of food bought for Xiaoyuan on the spot.

Another example……

"I saw a bag of cat litter in that bag of yours! My God, Dasheng, besides killing a hamster, you also want to do something to cats?"

"Yes, I am preparing to raise a cat. You also know what I will die if I raise it, so I will leave this matter to you. You can help me raise a cat, and I will let it go to your house. If I lose a hair, I will leave it to you. Just pluck out your 10 chrysanthemum hairs."

Fuck, cats will shed hair, okay?If it loses one, it will pull me 10? ? ?The hair on the chrysanthemum doesn't hurt to death if you pull it out.Thinking about it, Wen Yu felt that the chrysanthemum hurt, forget it, let's leave his cat litter alone.

After going back and forth like this, Ye Shenglin had no choice but to send Wen Yu to buy food, and then order a takeaway for himself. In this way, when Wen Yu came back, he wouldn't even think about entering the house again. The plan worked!

Wen Yu reluctantly left, so Ye Shenglin could go to the storage room to see Xiao Yuanyuan who was worried about him.

Today is not what it used to be. Before there was no Xiao Yuan, Ye Shenglin felt that the most valuable person in the family was himself, but now Xiao Yuan might be worth more than him?Even if it was already in his heart, Ye Shenglin would not admit it.

Opening the door of the storage room, Xiao Yuan still hasn't woken up.

It's strange that Xiao Yuan has been sleeping soundly despite the noisy house repairs at home. Could it be that he fainted from hunger again?

Ye Shenglin checked the cage, but found nothing. Just when he was about to wake up Xiaoyuan, Xiaoyuan also woke up in a daze...

"It's so noisy..." Xiao Yuan, who just woke up, yawned again and again, complaining about this sentence all the time.

"You know it's noisy too? Don't you still sleep like a dead pig?"

"What is a dead pig?"

"You are a dead pig!"

"I'm not a dead pig, my name is Xiaoyuan, water flows out of my two legs, and the middle..."

"To shut up!"

Knowing that Xiaoyuan missed that nonsensical sentence again, Ye Shenglin immediately interrupted it.

"I want to pee."

"Then you just pee." As soon as you wake up, you will be forced to do a lot of things...

"Turn around, no peeking!"

"What's so good about you? Your penis is so small, it's not big enough to fit between your teeth, so you're afraid of being seen?"

"Small? Xiao Yuan is not small! I am big! Bigger than you!"

"To be honest, you're not as big as my penis!"

"I'm taller and bigger than you, even Ding Ding is bigger than you!"

"Laughing to death, strong words."

"I'm bigger than you! Taller than you!"

Anyway, Xiaoyuan insisted on it, and turned on the invincible mode, even if you Ye Sheng confronted him with a sword, he would be invulnerable.

Low-level animals are always unable to understand the language of high-level creatures. Ye Shenglin comforted himself like this, and he learned to be good. He just had nothing to say, and threw the clothes from the doll to Xiaoyuan through the gap, and then gave it to Xiaoyuan. Lost half a fresh sandwich I bought in the morning and half a small glass of water.

"I have something to do today, so I may not be able to come and see you often. You should be self-reliant, be careful, and don't choke to death."

Before Ye Shenglin left, he was still a little worried, but seeing that Xiaoyuan only wanted him to go, and he looked like he was pissing, Ye Shenglin had no choice but to close the door of the storage room and leave.