Come stop me! ! !
Chapter 129: I'm Sorry to Steal Some Garbage
When Ye Pingliang woke up, his mind felt groggy and painful like it was filled with lead.
He barely turned over, and seemed to have been sleeping on his stomach all night, his body was a little stiff and painful.
His whole body was aching like it was falling apart, and before he could move into a comfortable lying position, he suddenly felt a strange feeling somewhere.
What!what is this! ! !
Ye Ping's conscience was taken aback, he twisted half of his body and didn't dare to move for a moment, he held his breath and waited, sure enough, a trickle gushed out from the place of shame.
That place is very sensitive, it only flows thinly, intermittently leaking things that don't belong to him, which makes Ye Pingliang panicked.
what is this?Bedwetting?No, no, Ye Pingliang only thought that he was thinking wildly, could it be a wet dream?It's not right, think about yourself as early as the age of puberty, a man in his 20s, what is he dreaming of?Did he have a dream last night?
Thinking of this, a beautiful scene of the bed affair flashed across, Ye Pingliang suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, at this moment the thing between his legs began to flow out slowly again.
This is not over yet?Ye Pingliang didn't know why, but only thought that he needed to deal with the bloody liquid, otherwise the little ruffian who lived with him would find out, and he would laugh at this matter again and turn it upside down.
Ye Pingliang thought about it, and wanted to get up, but the soreness all over his body was too much for his heart, especially the swelling pain between his legs, the numb feeling penetrated his whole body.
damn it!What's going on?Nameless anger burst out of Ye Pingliang's chest, and at this moment of irritability, a thick man's murmur beside him made him feel as if his soul had been blown away.
"Why are you here!" He was startled, and pushed the naked Zhang Yang who was lying beside him and still hugging him. Only then did he realize that he was not wearing a single thread on his body.
The situation is really bad...
An unimaginable hint sprouted from my mind and spread throughout my limbs...
"Huh? Are you awake?" Zhang Yang rubbed his sleepy eyes, and when he saw Ye Pingliang beside him, both his expression and his voice seemed to be about to come out of water.
But the good times don't last long, Zhang Yang, who is so affectionate, is about to open his arms to embrace his lover who has been intimate for a night, but he is ruthlessly pushed to the bed...
This single bed is inherently narrow, so it's no problem for two big men to squeeze together and hug each other for a night, but as long as one is a little bit reluctant, the other will definitely not be able to reach the bed board and will roll down.
It's not good, the thing between the legs is still flowing endlessly, isn't it?Ye Pingliang only moved a little, and the liquid leaked out again as if it couldn't stop flowing.
"What did you stuff under me!" Ye Pingliang blushed with embarrassment, his legs were trembling, thinking that he must have been drunk by this 'big cockroach' last night, right?
Even though many clues hinted at Ye Pingliang's absurd thing he did last night, he dared not admit to this fact.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Zhang Yang who was pushed out of bed immediately understood what was going on with Ye Pingliang's violent reaction.
"Don't worry, I will be responsible for you!"
Hearing these words, Ye Pingliang's mind suddenly exploded, and the shame between his legs was still flowing out intermittently.
God, what a volume!Ye Pingliang couldn't hold back anymore and roared loudly:
"Who the hell wants you to be responsible! Get out of here! Get out!!!"
"No, no, no, no, I will be responsible! I will be responsible!"
The more Ye Pingliang clamored not to be responsible, the more Zhang Yang wanted to be responsible to the end.
I'm going to paralyze you!Even though the things below were still leaking out, Ye Pingliang couldn't bear it anymore. While shaking his bare thighs, he picked up a pillow and threw it at Zhang Yang. One that was not enough to smash the quilt, and the quilt was gone, smashed the books on the bedside table, and even threw the book, pen and ink bottle at Zhang Yang crazily. and go.
However, Zhang Yang insisted on being responsible...
"Believe me, I am by no means an irresponsible person. I will be responsible for everything I have done." Zhang Yang said, look at my steadfast eyes!
Ye Pingliang was petrified on the spot and was blown away by the wind...
I'm not a f*cking girl, and I can't get pregnant. I also admit that I have lost my chrysanthemum in the first night, why are you pestering me like this!You can't just pretend that nothing happened, and tomorrow will be fine, you know! ! !
Ye Pingliang almost vomited blood from anger, his legs shook, no good, the children and grandchildren left in his body by Zhang Yang flowed out again...
"Come on, I'll help you to clean up in the bathroom." Zhang Yang was gentle like never before, and looked at Ye Pingliang, who was naked and full of traces of love, just like his new wife...
"In the future, I will be careful, gently, and remember to clean it for you every time~"
"What?" Ye Pingliang felt like his brains would burst when he heard it, and Zhang Yang's ears rang with a loud roar...
"Who will have a future with you? Every time? You...you..." Ye Pingliang was so angry that he almost had a myocardial infarction. It went down and dripped down the thigh, leaving Zhang Yang's possession seal.
Unfortunately, this tragic scene was immediately witnessed by Zhang Yang...
"Look, it's all coming out." He frantically picked up the tissue that fell on the floor, and leaned over to help Ye Pingliang wipe the embarrassing place.
Ye Pingliang was very resistant in his heart, but this resistance did not come from his dislike of Zhang Yang, it was precisely because he was moved by this man that he felt ashamed.
Even if Ye Pingliang didn't remember all of what he did last night, he still remembered most of it. After all, he did it on his own initiative, and Zhang Yang didn't force him to do anything.
He felt ashamed and ashamed, never thought that he could be so slutty, could it be that he was so horny after being alone for a long time?
Annoyed, Ye Pingliang snatched the tissue from Zhang Yang's hand.
"I will do it myself……"
Seeing that Ye Pingliang had calmed down a little and didn't lose his temper, Zhang Yang breathed a sigh of relief, quickly brought a towel and coat, and helped Ye Pingliang to the bathroom at the end of the corridor.
Ye Pingliang originally wanted to take this opportunity to stay alone for a while, thinking about how to face Zhang Yang in the future, but Zhang Yang just refused to leave, as if he wanted to wash with him.
"What are you going to do?" Ye Pingliang stared at Zhang Yang vigilantly when he saw Zhang Yang taking off himself.
"Taking a shower, you pestered me until dawn last night, and I fell asleep before I could take a shower..."
God!Ye Pingliang was about to explode into a ball in embarrassment, you fucking Zhang Yang said this sentence so calmly, won't you push me away if I'm pestering you?It's shameless for you to take advantage of the situation like that!
Damn, it's me who is shameless, right?Scenes of intense action movies were replayed again, Ye Pingliang wished to turn back time, he would never drink alcohol!no way!
Just thinking of Ye Pingliang, who was here, suddenly a laser flashed, and he was frightened and looked at Zhang Yang.
"Boy, did you do it on purpose? You put something in my wine last night, didn't you?"
He barely turned over, and seemed to have been sleeping on his stomach all night, his body was a little stiff and painful.
His whole body was aching like it was falling apart, and before he could move into a comfortable lying position, he suddenly felt a strange feeling somewhere.
What!what is this! ! !
Ye Ping's conscience was taken aback, he twisted half of his body and didn't dare to move for a moment, he held his breath and waited, sure enough, a trickle gushed out from the place of shame.
That place is very sensitive, it only flows thinly, intermittently leaking things that don't belong to him, which makes Ye Pingliang panicked.
what is this?Bedwetting?No, no, Ye Pingliang only thought that he was thinking wildly, could it be a wet dream?It's not right, think about yourself as early as the age of puberty, a man in his 20s, what is he dreaming of?Did he have a dream last night?
Thinking of this, a beautiful scene of the bed affair flashed across, Ye Pingliang suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, at this moment the thing between his legs began to flow out slowly again.
This is not over yet?Ye Pingliang didn't know why, but only thought that he needed to deal with the bloody liquid, otherwise the little ruffian who lived with him would find out, and he would laugh at this matter again and turn it upside down.
Ye Pingliang thought about it, and wanted to get up, but the soreness all over his body was too much for his heart, especially the swelling pain between his legs, the numb feeling penetrated his whole body.
damn it!What's going on?Nameless anger burst out of Ye Pingliang's chest, and at this moment of irritability, a thick man's murmur beside him made him feel as if his soul had been blown away.
"Why are you here!" He was startled, and pushed the naked Zhang Yang who was lying beside him and still hugging him. Only then did he realize that he was not wearing a single thread on his body.
The situation is really bad...
An unimaginable hint sprouted from my mind and spread throughout my limbs...
"Huh? Are you awake?" Zhang Yang rubbed his sleepy eyes, and when he saw Ye Pingliang beside him, both his expression and his voice seemed to be about to come out of water.
But the good times don't last long, Zhang Yang, who is so affectionate, is about to open his arms to embrace his lover who has been intimate for a night, but he is ruthlessly pushed to the bed...
This single bed is inherently narrow, so it's no problem for two big men to squeeze together and hug each other for a night, but as long as one is a little bit reluctant, the other will definitely not be able to reach the bed board and will roll down.
It's not good, the thing between the legs is still flowing endlessly, isn't it?Ye Pingliang only moved a little, and the liquid leaked out again as if it couldn't stop flowing.
"What did you stuff under me!" Ye Pingliang blushed with embarrassment, his legs were trembling, thinking that he must have been drunk by this 'big cockroach' last night, right?
Even though many clues hinted at Ye Pingliang's absurd thing he did last night, he dared not admit to this fact.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Zhang Yang who was pushed out of bed immediately understood what was going on with Ye Pingliang's violent reaction.
"Don't worry, I will be responsible for you!"
Hearing these words, Ye Pingliang's mind suddenly exploded, and the shame between his legs was still flowing out intermittently.
God, what a volume!Ye Pingliang couldn't hold back anymore and roared loudly:
"Who the hell wants you to be responsible! Get out of here! Get out!!!"
"No, no, no, no, I will be responsible! I will be responsible!"
The more Ye Pingliang clamored not to be responsible, the more Zhang Yang wanted to be responsible to the end.
I'm going to paralyze you!Even though the things below were still leaking out, Ye Pingliang couldn't bear it anymore. While shaking his bare thighs, he picked up a pillow and threw it at Zhang Yang. One that was not enough to smash the quilt, and the quilt was gone, smashed the books on the bedside table, and even threw the book, pen and ink bottle at Zhang Yang crazily. and go.
However, Zhang Yang insisted on being responsible...
"Believe me, I am by no means an irresponsible person. I will be responsible for everything I have done." Zhang Yang said, look at my steadfast eyes!
Ye Pingliang was petrified on the spot and was blown away by the wind...
I'm not a f*cking girl, and I can't get pregnant. I also admit that I have lost my chrysanthemum in the first night, why are you pestering me like this!You can't just pretend that nothing happened, and tomorrow will be fine, you know! ! !
Ye Pingliang almost vomited blood from anger, his legs shook, no good, the children and grandchildren left in his body by Zhang Yang flowed out again...
"Come on, I'll help you to clean up in the bathroom." Zhang Yang was gentle like never before, and looked at Ye Pingliang, who was naked and full of traces of love, just like his new wife...
"In the future, I will be careful, gently, and remember to clean it for you every time~"
"What?" Ye Pingliang felt like his brains would burst when he heard it, and Zhang Yang's ears rang with a loud roar...
"Who will have a future with you? Every time? You...you..." Ye Pingliang was so angry that he almost had a myocardial infarction. It went down and dripped down the thigh, leaving Zhang Yang's possession seal.
Unfortunately, this tragic scene was immediately witnessed by Zhang Yang...
"Look, it's all coming out." He frantically picked up the tissue that fell on the floor, and leaned over to help Ye Pingliang wipe the embarrassing place.
Ye Pingliang was very resistant in his heart, but this resistance did not come from his dislike of Zhang Yang, it was precisely because he was moved by this man that he felt ashamed.
Even if Ye Pingliang didn't remember all of what he did last night, he still remembered most of it. After all, he did it on his own initiative, and Zhang Yang didn't force him to do anything.
He felt ashamed and ashamed, never thought that he could be so slutty, could it be that he was so horny after being alone for a long time?
Annoyed, Ye Pingliang snatched the tissue from Zhang Yang's hand.
"I will do it myself……"
Seeing that Ye Pingliang had calmed down a little and didn't lose his temper, Zhang Yang breathed a sigh of relief, quickly brought a towel and coat, and helped Ye Pingliang to the bathroom at the end of the corridor.
Ye Pingliang originally wanted to take this opportunity to stay alone for a while, thinking about how to face Zhang Yang in the future, but Zhang Yang just refused to leave, as if he wanted to wash with him.
"What are you going to do?" Ye Pingliang stared at Zhang Yang vigilantly when he saw Zhang Yang taking off himself.
"Taking a shower, you pestered me until dawn last night, and I fell asleep before I could take a shower..."
God!Ye Pingliang was about to explode into a ball in embarrassment, you fucking Zhang Yang said this sentence so calmly, won't you push me away if I'm pestering you?It's shameless for you to take advantage of the situation like that!
Damn, it's me who is shameless, right?Scenes of intense action movies were replayed again, Ye Pingliang wished to turn back time, he would never drink alcohol!no way!
Just thinking of Ye Pingliang, who was here, suddenly a laser flashed, and he was frightened and looked at Zhang Yang.
"Boy, did you do it on purpose? You put something in my wine last night, didn't you?"
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