Two or three things about Lu Ze and Bi Sheng

At the Children's Day cultural performance in primary schools, each class must have at least one program to participate in the performance.

The program of class three (1) is ballroom dancing, the whole class participates, and men and women are matched.There are 1 children in Class 52 of the third year, 27 boys and 25 girls, which means that there must be a pair of male and female dance partners in the class performance.This worried the squad leader Lu Zelu who arranged the pairing.How to arrange it?If they are all assigned by the monitor, what if everyone is not satisfied with their partners?After deliberation for a full minute and a half, Squad Leader Lu, who was under ten years old, came up with a method that everyone praised—free choice of partners, and the last two remaining boys were automatically paired.

As soon as the proposal came out, Lu Ze and Bi Sheng, who were in charge of acting in the class, naturally became the favorites of all the girls in the class.But when Lu Ze received the resentful eyes from all the boys in the class, out of the sense of responsibility of the monitor, the young Lu Ze resolutely rejected Ban Hua's invitation.

Seeing this, Bi Sheng, who was also surrounded by girls on the other side, said to the girls: "I'm sorry, I've already made an appointment with someone else." The girls who were still full of joy immediately pouted and walked away reluctantly opened.But the child has a great forgetfulness, and he didn't take this matter to heart at all. After a while, the male and female dance partners in the class completed the pairing.

"...Fang Xinxin and Zheng Xiukai, the next group..." Sitting on the desk, Lu Ze dangled his calves while registering the names of his male and female partners in a mat pad.After writing the word "Zheng", Lu Ze paused for a moment, looked around secretly and saw that no one was paying attention, and wrote "xiu" and "kai" pretending to be calm.After finishing writing, there was still no next group report, so Lu Ze yelled loudly: "Where is the next group? Hurry up." Zheng Xiukai, who became a dance partner with Ban Hua, replied like a dog: "Squad leader, it's gone, I and Xinxin is a couple."

Lu Ze suddenly realized and counted the number of people, 50 pairs were registered in this book, and there were only two left.Lu Ze secretly laughed in his heart: Which two boys are reciting time like this?

"Okay, now those who have not found a partner stand, and the other students who have a partner sit down." As soon as Lu Ze finished speaking, almost all the heads in the classroom fell down.Lu Ze jumped off the desk, looked around, and found that only one person was still standing.

Bi Sheng has been good-looking since he was born, especially those bright eyes, which are so beautiful that people can't take their eyes off.At this moment, Bi Sheng stood quietly on his seat and stared at Lu Ze, his affectionate eyes forced Lu Ze to swallow back the ridicule that had just been stuffed into his mouth.

Lu Ze looked at it for a while, then turned his head a little irritably and asked, "Is there another boy? Don't be shy, be brave, and stand up."

Dogleg No. [-] student Zheng Xiukai raised his hand and stood up and spoke: "Report to the class monitor, and you, you are the last one."

The four words "bolt from the blue" are really suitable to describe Lu Ze at this time. After 2 minutes of silence and rigidity, Lu Ze waved his hand and said: "Okay! Let's leave after registration! Find someone tomorrow!" Teachers and art committee members rehearse."

The students left one after another, leaving only Lu Ze and Bi Sheng in the classroom.Lu Ze had no choice but to resign himself to his fate and handed the notebook with the pen between it to Bi Sheng: "Here, write your name."

Bi Sheng lowered his head and carefully wrote his name on the notebook. The afternoon sun slanted in from the half-length window, some hit Bi Sheng's profile, and some fell on the open space and desks in the classroom. The shallow shadows outlined Bi Sheng's The appearance, very quiet, very beautiful.

After finishing writing, Bi Sheng returned the notebook to Lu Ze, and then left the classroom to go to the playground for activities.Lu Ze looked at the neatly written "Bi Sheng and Lu Ze" at the end of the notebook, and saw that "xiu" in the previous column had been written with "Xiu", and closed the notebook angrily.snort!Only you can write!

The rehearsal started soon, and there was no doubt that among the only male and female dance partners, the slightly shorter Lu Ze was assigned to practice the female step, while the taller Bi Sheng took the male step as a matter of course.

Lu Ze suppressed his dissatisfaction with the excuse of "the monitor's responsibility", and had no complaints about Teacher Liu's arrangement.Bi Sheng looked at Lu Ze's angry little face, smiled and stretched out his hands to pinch.

Lu Ze glared at Bi Sheng, and said angrily, "What are you doing?"

Bi Sheng poked Lu Ze's face with his finger: "Very cute."

Lu Ze: "..."

The time was shifted to the second year of high school. Since Lu Ze and Bi Sheng chose liberal arts, especially entered the liberal arts experimental class with more wolves and less meat, when rehearsing the campus culture and art festival, the literary and art committee once again selected the whole class to dance ballroom dancing. a show. The few eight boys in the class with more than 60 students were particularly sought-after, but when the students heard the story about dancing with Lu Ze in elementary school that Wan Sheng "unintentionally" mentioned, they unanimously decided to let Lu Ze and Bi Sheng partner again.

"It's you, Lu Ze!" The art committee pointed to Lu Ze who had just returned to the classroom after running.

Lu Ze who had just flushed his face from the toilet and walked to the door of the classroom was stunned: "Me? What are you doing?"

"It's just you, and Bi Sheng will be the dance partner." The literary and art committee member replied arbitrarily.Just as Lu Ze wanted to object, she was suppressed by her next sentence, "Because you are the monitor".Um!This is the responsibility of the monitor.

The literary and art committee arranged Lu Ze and Bi Sheng to be the lead dancers again, firstly because they danced well, and secondly because of the inexplicably ignited souls of rotten girls from the other 50 female students in the class.

Before the rehearsal, Lu Ze stood in the locker room wearing a pair of boxers and was silent in front of the long wig and the knee-length halter-backed little black dress. In fact, Lu Ze's inner OS was this: Why are only Lao Tzu and Bi Sheng together? For male and female partners?You must wear women's clothing!Are the audience really blind?I'm upset...but the "voice and smile" of the art committee member appeared in front of Lu Ze: "Squad Leader Lu, the harmonious score of the class depends on you. The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility!"

In the end, Lu Ze sighed compromisingly: "Okay, it's the monitor's responsibility." After hearing this, Bi Sheng, who was changing clothes on the other end, smiled slightly at the back of the man who was resigned to his fate in the skirt.

On the day of the live performance, after putting on makeup, Lu Ze really surprised everyone. The naturally beautiful skin doesn't need foundation. He just trimmed his eyebrows and put on a light lip-biting makeup. What a lovely look.The male students in the audience couldn't sit still for a moment, and the order that was finally settled was gone to hell again.

"Hey, hey, didn't you say that all the girls in the experimental class of liberal arts are wolves and tigers? Why are they so upright!" Of course, I'm not a girl, Lu Ze thought to himself.

"Don't talk about the face, just those long legs, have you seen them? They are white and thin, so easy to see!" Nonsense, I struggled for three days before I shaved the leg hair that I had accumulated for 17 years. Think about it more and more.

"I knew it earlier, so I tried my best to get into the text. It's really cheap for her partner. I don't know which nerd touched her waist..." Bi Sheng, who came out later, crushed the boys in the audience with his high-quality appearance. Talking all over the place.

The music sounded, and the men and women on the stage saluted each other. The man put his arms around the woman's waist, and the woman put his hands on the man's shoulders.However, due to the school's requirements for close contact between men and women, the other six boys had no choice but to clench their fists and avoid hugging their waists, except for Lu Ze and Bi Sheng, who were the lead dancers.

Bi Sheng's fingers were very long, and a part of the back of his arms hugged Lu Ze's waist directly stroked Lu Ze's almost completely exposed back.

Lu Ze's face turned red involuntarily under Bi Sheng's touch. Bi Sheng took in Lu Ze's pitiful appearance at this moment, and tightened his hand on Lu Ze's waist further, resting on Lu Ze's shoulders. The fingers on the back began to twitch like nothing.

Lu Ze immediately sensed that Bi Sheng was playing tricks, and took advantage of the gap between holding hands and turning around, he lifted the waist of the skirt again, and did not forget to give Bi Sheng a vicious look.

When Bi Sheng and Lu Ze looked at each other, he received the resentment in his eyes, and was amused by Lu Ze's cute appearance.

The length of the little black dress remains the same. According to the law of energy conservation, lifting the waist will definitely reveal the legs. Bi Sheng caught a glimpse of the eager and expectant looks of the boys below the stage, and his face suddenly sank. When he hugged the waist again, Bi Sheng directly pressed his hands It touched the base of Lu Ze's thigh, and the skirt raised due to the rotation stuck to Lu Ze's leg again.

Bi Sheng's action immediately caused a large-scale commotion among teachers and classmates.

"Oh my god! This is touching the bottom of the leg, it's too much!" said classmate A.

"It's simply ignoring the school rules and destroying the atmosphere!" Teacher B said to Teacher C angrily.

"Oh, it would be great if I touched this instead! It's really cheap for that kid." Male student D said enviously.

Lu Ze glared at Bi Sheng again, and immediately broke away from the hand on his thigh.The hem of the skirt was raised slightly again, Bi Sheng hugged Lu Ze, and patted Lu Ze's butt with his hand, the hem of the skirt continued to obediently cover the beautiful scenery.Bi Sheng whispered in his ear: "If you don't want to be found out to be a man and be laughed at, be quiet." Lu Ze blushed and nodded in agreement.

Bi Sheng looked at Lu Ze's slightly red face, and his heart felt itchy as if being scratched by a small animal.

Immediately, whistles rang out from the audience, and the dean of the auditorium was so angry that his face turned blue.

After Kankan finished the dance, Lu Ze and Bi Sheng were called to the Academic Affairs Office for training before they had time to change their clothes. This was the first time the two were invited to "drink tea".Lu Ze lowered his head and was sweating profusely from nervousness, while Bi Sheng looked calm and composed.

"Tell me what kind of disrespect you are doing! It's immoral! If you don't study well at such a young age, why don't you put more effort into your studies!" The dean angrily patted the table, "Just talk about last week's monthly exam How did you do in the exam? Are you worthy of your parents?"

Bi Sheng spit out two sentences lightly: "I am first, he is second. I am Bi Sheng, and he is Lu Ze."

"Only with this grade—" The dean of education was still angry, and suddenly reacted after hearing the name, "What? But Lu Ze is a boy on the student record!"

Bi Sheng helped Lu Ze lift up his wig, wiped his sweat with his sleeves, and glanced at the dean who started to look sullen again: "That's right, Lu Ze is indeed a boy, and this time he made a reverse appearance for the show. Thinking of the director, you didn't see it."

The director of academic affairs looked at Lu Ze suspiciously, and asked, "Are you really Lu Ze?"

Lu Ze immediately raised his head and replied in a panic: "Yes! I am Lu Ze."

The healthy and crisp youthful voice matched this sweaty face. The dean of the academic affairs said embarrassingly that he had made a mistake, and because of the excellent grades of the two of them, he found two lollipops from the drawer to express his condolences. It's over.

Later, at the reunion of high school classmates, the class talked about the part where Lu Zemen dressed as a woman and danced. In order to nostalgia, everyone found the partner of the year to reproduce the scene at that time, but the dance steps were forgotten within a few years after graduation. Seven or eight, the students just encouraged Lu Ze and Bi Sheng.

"Squad leader, come one. Squad leader, come one..."

"Bi Sheng, here is one. Bi Sheng, here is one..."

The hospitality is hard to come by, and Lu Ze didn't want to spoil everyone's interest, so he pulled Bi Sheng up and jumped up in the hotel box.The two were smiling, and their dance steps were agile, their demeanor remained the same as before.If he hadn't been sitting next to Lu Ze and heard "Forget it, it's the monitor's responsibility", Bi Sheng would have been fooled by Lu Ze's complacent expression—almost thought he was willing.Looking at the two faces of Lu Zeren who changed very quickly, Bi Sheng only felt that he had really got a treasure, and held Lu Ze's hand tightly again.

Because they strictly abide by the laws and regulations of "Don't drink while driving, and don't drive while drinking", Lu Ze and Bi Sheng always take turns to drink when they attend banquets, and only one person drinks at a time. Arrived at Bisheng.

Lu Ze has never been clear about Bi Sheng's drinking capacity. Years of actual combat only made him think that Bi Sheng would never get drunk.

But this time Lu Ze made a mistake.

When he saw Bi Sheng who had fallen asleep in the back seat of the car, Lu Ze felt that everything was different today, but he had no choice but to help the drowsy Bi Sheng upstairs.

Lu Ze half pushed Bi Sheng into the bedroom, and Bi Sheng took him to bed as soon as he turned on the bedside lamp.The two lay down on the bed, and Lu Ze simply turned over and sat on Bi Sheng's waist, and began to help Bi Sheng undress.Blazer, tie, suit trousers, shirt...