Breaking up, No Joke

[Hahaha little watermelon's strength pampers his father, and instantly became a fan of 233]

[Following this trend, I believe that in the near future, there will be a large wave of CP articles by Bai Daddy, big and small, in the Internet literary world. What should I do if I suddenly feel so cute, so cute, so cute! 】

After the first episode of the program was broadcast, when the audience saw Xiao Xigua stuffing the first candy peeled off to Bai Yu, they were instantly fancied by this little baby who spoiled his father with strength.

After a week of precipitation, Bai Yu's fans gradually calmed down. Except for a few fierce words who posted negative comments on the official Weibo of [Baby Baby], the rest is basically true love. Most of the words left to Bai Yu are heartfelt blessings.

The black fans originally wanted to use this big wave to overturn Bai Yu's boat, but before they had time to be active, they were forcibly brainwashed by the official fans that Song Shilin spent a lot of money behind their backs .

The dedication of the official fans not only made the black fans dumbfounded, but also aroused the hearts of true fans.

So, it didn't take long for Bai Yu's true fans to come back with wet eyes, waiting for the first episode of the program to be updated on the official website of [Baby Baby], and then...the interaction between Bai Yu and Bai Yu filled them with dog food .

One by one, true love fans and navy fans began to screen for Bai Yu and his son enthusiastically, and the Bai family army once again waved the banner and returned strongly.

The scene turns to [Baby Baby], and the next link is that the fathers will start to compete in intelligence for the sleeping house.

Brother Haha was standing on the steps holding the script. Next to his left foot was a young monk with a bare head. The young monk looked at him expressionlessly.

"Haha, baby baby is a very civilized, kind and friendly program, so the standard to test whether dads can get a good house is-intelligence competition!"

"There are a total of twenty little masters standing in front of us now. Later, each of you can ask the little master a question. Each little master will answer differently, and the answer lies in the room. number!" Brother Haha said with a smile, "If you guess the room number corresponding to the answer given by the little master, you can be the first to choose the house."

With a quick mind, Bai Yu walked up to the nearest young monk and said with a smile, "Little Master, where is Room No. [-]?"

Seeing this, the other four fathers followed suit and went up to inquire.

"Amitabha, the word "cultivation of fate" in the Buddhist family can't be forced in everything from a donor." The little monk said sternly.

Bai Yu grimaced, "Is this an answer? Don't be a liar."

The little monk: "Benefactor, the little monk did not lie."

Bai Yu rolled his eyes, walked back, and thought hard—the homonym of Amitabha is Ermituofu, could it be that he is in the second room?

Facing the monk in front of him, Liu Kai clasped his hands together, bent slightly, and said reverently, "Little Master, please."

The monk smiled crookedly at the corners of his eyes, "Amitabha, please listen to the little monk's words: the Buddha said, whoever will go to hell will go to hell if I don't."

Liu Kai came back with a slumped face and stood beside Bai Yu, and said, "Do you understand?"

"I guess they're cheating."

The remaining three fathers were a little dumbfounded when they saw that these two men were unfavorable teachers, but they still couldn't help comforting themselves from the bottom of their hearts.

Zeng Zhixiang got the sentence "One flower, one world, one Buddha, one Tathagata" with a wry smile.

Wei Cangsheng got a saying, "There is no tree for Bodhi, and a bright mirror is not a stand. There is nothing in the first place, so where can the dust be aroused?"

Brother Haha couldn't help but click his tongue, "It's really a bit torturing."

The corners of Wei Cangsheng's mouth curled up, and he said half-jokingly, "Anyway, the rooms are the same, and it's the same wherever you live. Why don't you just expose your IQ shortcomings."

Zhang Sheng laughed, wondering if he agreed with what he said.

Bai Yu suddenly raised his hand and said, "I guess, the little monk who just told me about the cultivation of the Buddha's relationship with me meant Room No. [-]!"

"Why?" Brother Haha wondered.

"..." Bai Yu couldn't say that he got the inspiration from Ermi Tuofu, so he could only pretend to be cold and forceful: "The Buddha said, don't say it."

Brother Haha was so angry that he almost didn't want to talk to him.

Zhang Sheng said, "Room No. [-]."

Brother Haha's face was distorted strangely, "You two, why did you guess right? However, it was Bai Yu who said it first, and Bai Yu will be the first to choose a house later."

Bai Yu waved his hands, with an indifferent face, "What do you choose? Let's choose Room No. [-]. It is a holy place full of light and illuminated by Buddha's light. It would be great for me to visit it."

[Pfft ha ha ha, how can Brother Bai be so funny! 】

[It's inexplicably cute, but I still want to know how these Buddhist words correspond to the room number. 】

[+1 I really want to know how they guessed it! 】

Little Watermelon looked over blankly, "Baba, the kitchen."

Bai Yu broke the ice in an instant, how could he forget that Xiao Xigua said before that he would live in the No. [-] kitchen?However, looking at Zhang Sheng who had already selected Room [-], Bai Yu was silent for a while.

Little Watermelon walked to the steps dejectedly, sat next to the little monk, took out a piece of candy from his pocket and handed it to him, "Do you want to eat it?"

The little monk stroked his bald head, then took it, ate it in one bite, chewed the candy, and said: "The abbot is very good, and it is also very good for you to live next to him. Here, this is my steamed bun." , give you a bite."

As he said that, the little monk conjured a steamed bun wrapped in oiled paper from his hand like courteous reciprocity, and tore it in half, one half for each person.

Little Watermelon let out an oh, he didn't have any requirements for where to live, he just simply thought that living next to the kitchen would provide delicious food.

The little monk laughed after hearing his explanation, "The rules in the temple are very strict, and the door will not be opened at other times except for meals."

Little watermelon is finally happy.

Bai Yu, who watched the interaction between the two children from a distance, finally breathed a sigh of relief, before he had time to walk over, he saw Liu Kai walking over and talking to him.

"What did you think about the things I talked to you before?" Liu Kai said. His original plan was to go abroad for a tour in the first half of the year to recharge his batteries. But because of Bai Yu's affairs, he was forcibly accepted into this variety show. .

Forget it, let's settle Bai Yu's matter as soon as possible.

Bai Yu put his hands in his pockets, and the black sunglasses blocked his eyes with a meaningful expression, he nodded calmly, "Okay.

As long as Brother Kai doesn't dislike me, there will be no problem on my side. "

Liu Kai patted Bai Yu's shoulder.

Haha announced the final result, "Bo Yu and Xiao Xigua live in Room [-], Zhang Sheng and Zhang Beibei live in Room [-], Liu Kai lives in Room [-], Zeng Zhixiang and Da Zhenzhu live in Room [-], Wei Wei and Wei Cangsheng lives in room two."

Wei Cangsheng, as the only one in the father's group who didn't get the answer right, was in a hurry, "No, haha, tell me, how did you choose the house? What do I mean by "Where is the dust?"

Zhang Sheng held the child in one hand and pulled the suitcase in the other. When he passed by him, he said in a low voice: "This has nothing to do with the Buddha's words. You can tell by the position of the little master you chose yourself."

Wei Cangsheng looked at Brother Haha in disbelief, "Isn't it? What are you taking my IQ for?"

Brother Haha suppressed a smile: "This is also something that can't be helped, who made you not react."

After choosing a house, it was time for lunch. After simply packing up his luggage, Bai Yu squatted at the door of the kitchen with a small watermelon and washed his hands with cold water.

Fortunately, the weather is getting warmer now, otherwise, according to the rules of life in the temple, they would never have boiled hot water to wash their faces and hands.

There is an unwritten saying in Huaguo: When you go to the country, do as the Romans do.

Since the program team chose a temple as the filming location for the first episode, it means that they can only eat vegetarian dishes during this period of time, and they can't eat meat, but the children will have a bottle of milk every morning and evening to nourish their bodies.

In addition, there is no meat on the dining table in the temple!

Bai Yu looked at the full portion of Su Zhai in front of him, and he didn't dislike it. He finished his meal in threes and fives, hiccupped, picked up the bowl and chopsticks skillfully, and said to the little watermelon, "Open your mouth .”

Sitting next to him, the father and son of the Zhang family who have not opened yet, the father and son of the Liu family: "..."

Liu Kai smiled helplessly, "We haven't even started to move our chopsticks yet, you just finished your meal, you won't be afraid of getting stomach problems if you eat so fast" A good time, and another time!"

While feeding his son, Bai Yu said calmly, "It's nothing, just get used to it."

【In an instant, the eyes were red, thinking of the life of a single person with a full moon son after the divorce, it was really difficult, just like Bai Yu, a single father is really not easy. 】

[I am so sad that I want to cry, this familiar fatherly love is actually reflected in Xiao Baige, so blue and thin, I am tall, thin and inhuman, Xiao Baige, what changed you! 】

At the same time, Mother Song, who was sitting in front of the TV, accidentally clicked on this program. When she saw two familiar faces flashing across the screen, her eyes turned cold.

Mother Song wrote down the name of the show, turned off the TV calmly, then walked to the bedroom, took out the tablet with shaking hands, and continued to watch the show online.

When she saw Bai Yu smiling at the camera and saying: "...I am a single father", she tightened her hands, her eyes filled with panic and disbelief.

Before, she wondered why the little watermelon didn't look like Xiao Lin at all. Now it seems that it's not that the child doesn't look like an adult, but that the person who resembles is not Xiao Lin at all!

On the other side, when the man sitting in front of the computer saw Little Watermelon stuffing candy into Bai Yu's mouth, the corners of his habitually pursed mouth slid into an arc. This child really resembled him.

Perhaps, he will not reject this child.

The man lit the cigar in his hand, and his addiction to smoking has grown stronger and stronger in the past two years.

"Remember to come back early, don't make me wait too long."

The man's face was hidden in the smoke. From the side view, the curvature of the knife-like side face was vaguely similar to that of Bai Yu.

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