Breaking up, No Joke
Chapter 75
In the spirit of humanitarianism, Bai Yu walked in front and opened the curtain in front of him. As soon as he stepped in with one foot, he heard Cao Jun behind him yelling in great horror, "Ahhh!!!" The camera flicked violently.
Bai Yu turned around, and a bloody long-haired human head was suspended in the air. In the darkness, this human head was very realistic, and Bai Yu's heartbeat was also frightened.
Cao Jun ran in with a sad face, followed by the cameraman, "Didn't you see the head when you walked in?"
Bai Yu patted his chest and said, "If I saw her, I would call first. Who knew she was hung on the door curtain... almost scared me to death."
Facing this sudden terror, Bai Yu was also frightened and his heart beat faster.
And the audience in front of the TV was also taken aback by the "accident" of the haunted house.
Bai Yu glanced at the dangling head hanging in mid-air, and fixed his eyes: "Oh? The mission puzzle is hanging on it."
Cao Jun followed his gaze, and as expected, an envelope with the name of the program group was hung next to the head.
"It's too high, and there are no chairs here, how do we get it?" Cao Jun clicked his tongue, and the Xindao program team was very good at it.
Bai Yu patted Cao Jun's chest, "Your eight-pack abs are not for display, come on, let's play arhat stacking."
Cao Jun hesitated and nodded.
Ever since, the cameramen and the audience saw that Bai Yu stepped on Cao Jun's back and easily took off the envelope.
But... what about the Arhats that were agreed upon?
Cao Jun asked him while wiping his clothes with a paper towel, didn't he mean stacking arhats?
Bai Yu sneered: "I'm 1.8 meters tall, still afraid of this two-meter height?"
Cao Jun thought about it and felt that what he said was right, so he didn't take it to heart and continued walking.
The two brothers, Bai Yu, put their hands on Cao Jun's shoulders and said, "Tell me the truth, have you never been to a haunted house? Look at your face pale with fright."
Cao Jun, who has always been a tough guy, blushed strangely, and said stammeringly, "No, no. I was just...too surprised because of the suddenness. I'm not afraid of these things."
Bai Yu laughed at him hahaha, "Your face turned red like a monkey's ass, and you said you're not afraid. Little Cao, don't be afraid, I will protect you."
Cao Jun "...get lost."
When Bai Yu said these words, the corners of his eyes were raised, and the brows were full of youth and vitality at his age. There was a trace of strong self-confidence in the wanton and free and easy, which attracted people's attention.
Cao Jun sneaked a few glances at him, and suddenly understood why Bai Yu was attracted by the patron. He is good-looking and good-natured. This kind of person, change, change him...
In the later period, he was a straight man who was as straight as a telephone pole, and he didn't even realize that the atmosphere flowing between these two people could fire a CP.
He just laughed and gave Bai Yu P the background of the emperor, and Cao Jun P the background of the eunuch.
Hahaha these two are so funny.
【Hahaha Am I the only one who sees that Xiao Caozi is shy?Tough guy, shy, gong x healthy, narcissistic, and stern
【嗤, this pure and unpretentious little thing in the later period did not find this cute pair of CPs, visually idiot ('"VO"【Upstairs is calm, this is pure brotherhood, don't be fooled. However, I believe that in the later stage One day, I will understand that Cao Bai's love is overflowing.]
In the next 10 minutes, Bai Yu and Cao Jun passed five levels and killed six generals, and soon reached the last level.
Cao Jun suddenly said: "There is still one puzzle to get all the mission cards, but I heard that the last level is a bit scary, if you are afraid, just hide behind me."
Bai Yu said: "What's so scary? It's all man-made." Then he opened the door and walked in.
Cao Jun hurriedly followed.
The haunted house adventure actually needs a surprise. After passing through the first few levels, Bai Yu and Cao Jun developed resistance to the last level and did not turn pale with fright like the first level.
The two walked out of the haunted house with the task puzzle, and Bai Yu went to the side to ask the staff of the amusement park for an ice cream, and said while eating; "It's good to record the show, and you don't have to pay for the food."
Cao Jun was putting together a jigsaw puzzle. Hearing this, he glanced at him and said nothing, but the resistance to Bai Yu in his heart dissipated a lot because of what happened in the haunted house just now.
"What's the next level?" Bai Yu said with a smile.
Jun Cao groaned, and said, "...I got the cards from the kids playing on the merry-go-round, and then returned to the starting point and handed them to the referee."
"It shouldn't be that simple." Bai Yu walked side by side in the direction of the carousel with him, "I don't know where the other people's missions are going."
"We should be the first." Cao Jun was confident, "Don't worry."
"I think staying here as a punishment can grab some exposure." Bai Yu grinned and stuffed all the remaining rice tubes into his mouth.
[Scheming boy, the program team won't let you, a coquettish bitch, little Boge, get away with it! 】
[Xiao Baige, the old driver, drive woo woo woo.I have never found that Brother Bo is so familiar with the rules of reality shows, Xiaosheng admires it! 】
It wasn't until the two of them came to the carousel one after the other that they realized that the program crew really didn't have such good intentions.
Several children were sitting on the merry-go-round, each of them looked very innocent, but no matter how Cao Jun tried to trick him, no one was willing to say who was stuck in the mission.
"You have to tell us a story, otherwise the Great Demon King won't let us give you the treasure." The little boy sitting on the wooden horse held a lollipop and laughed.
Bai Yu spotted a spot, sat on it, and sat on a parallel wooden horse with a chubby little man with a slumped face, and said, "Hey, what's your name?"
Xiaopang looked at him bitterly and bitterly, "Give up, brave fighters will not be afraid of dark forces. I am a dragon warrior, and I will not talk to you."
"Dragon Warrior, haven't you discovered my identity?" Bai Yu said with a deep expression, "I still want to marry you, my precious little princess, but you... broke my heart!"
"Doesn't the princess belong to the prince?" Little Fatty asked involuntarily after being led by him.
"Dragon Warrior is overcoming obstacles, why is the prince the one who married the princess??" Bai Yu sneered, "A beautiful princess should belong to Dragon Warrior."
Xiaopangjiao nodded excitedly, "Thank you Your Majesty for giving the princess!"
"But...the princess has fallen into a deep sleep recently because of the evil old witch, and I urgently need a task card to save the princess." Bai Yu looked at Xiaopangji meaningfully.
Xiaopang boldly pointed at the Trojan horse under his buttocks, "The task is stuck here, Your Majesty must hurry up and save the princess, I will marry her tomorrow."
Bai Yu jumped off the wooden horse, walked over, lifted Xiaopang from the wooden horse, put it on the ground, and then saw the envelope that Xiaopang sat under his buttocks.
Xiaopang was stunned for a moment when he was in the air.
Putting away the task envelope without changing his expression, Bai Yu put his hand under Xiaopangji's armpit, lifted him vigorously, and let him sit on the wooden horse again.
Bai Yu stroked his hair lovingly, "Silly boy, Dragon Warrior is just a spare tire in front of the princess, let's strive to be a prince in the future."
Xiaopang had a sad face, a look of despair of being betrayed by the whole world.
Get off my carousel!
Get out my dragon warriors!
roll roll roll!
Leaving the carousel, Cao Jun walked over with a serious face, "It's wrong for you to deceive children like this."
Bai Yu chuckled, and put his hands on Cao Jun's shoulders, "Well, baby, as long as you get the things, you'll be fine."
Cao Jun disapproved.
The audience in front of the TV burst out laughing because of Bai Yu's words, and they all said that when the cute pair of CPs arrived at their destination, Bai Yu found that their group was indeed the first. Immediately, he wanted the team that came behind to take a roller coaster ride, but was stopped by the good old man Cao Jun.
Cao Jun disapproved and said, "I have to continue the task in the afternoon, don't trick them. Well, let the people who come later take a ride on the wooden horse, yes, that's it."
Bo Yu took the car keys and the task list and ran straight to the next destination, ignoring him.
I've seen stupid, never seen such stupid.
No matter how ruthless they are, it's okay, because in this way, the pair behind them will increase their appearance rate a lot. Not only will the other party not be angry, but they will jump up happily.
Cao Jun hurriedly followed.
On the other side, Chu Wenwen followed Gu Yue and said impatiently, "When will the task be completed?"
Gu Yue turned his back to the camera and rolled his eyes. She is really a young lady. It has only just begun, so it is not so easy to complete the task. However, there is a Chu family standing behind Chu Wenwen. After making a fuss, they reconciled on the surface.
It took Gu Yue and Chu Wenwen an hour to complete the task, and then rushed to the place where the task was handed over to the referee.
The referee nodded in satisfaction, and then said: "Sorry, you are not the first to arrive, so you have to accept the punishment left by the previous team that passed first. Of course, you can also let the third group arrive later." Arriving teams are punished."
Chu Wenwen's face instantly pulled down, Gu Yue felt something was wrong and just wanted to laugh, but heard Chu Wenwen suppressed her anger and said, "Who is the first group to complete the task?"
"Bai Yu and Cao Jun."
Chu Wenwen took the task card with a cold face, and strode towards the carousel.
Gu Yue followed behind dissatisfied, secretly sighing that he would not form a team with her if he had known that this eldest lady was so difficult to serve.
Now he doesn't want Miss Chu's eyes, as long as the other party can not bear his grudge, he will be happy for a long time.
[I feel that the aura between Chu Wenwen and Gu Yue is not quite right, um... is it my illusion? 】
[Chu Wenwen's young lady has a really sharp temper, I can see it. 】
[Tsk tsk tsk, this is really turbulent, or the candy from Cao Bai CP next door is so sweet, this episode is so aggrieved. 】
When the show was broadcast, Chu Wenwen almost exploded when she saw the comments on the Internet.
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Bai Yu turned around, and a bloody long-haired human head was suspended in the air. In the darkness, this human head was very realistic, and Bai Yu's heartbeat was also frightened.
Cao Jun ran in with a sad face, followed by the cameraman, "Didn't you see the head when you walked in?"
Bai Yu patted his chest and said, "If I saw her, I would call first. Who knew she was hung on the door curtain... almost scared me to death."
Facing this sudden terror, Bai Yu was also frightened and his heart beat faster.
And the audience in front of the TV was also taken aback by the "accident" of the haunted house.
Bai Yu glanced at the dangling head hanging in mid-air, and fixed his eyes: "Oh? The mission puzzle is hanging on it."
Cao Jun followed his gaze, and as expected, an envelope with the name of the program group was hung next to the head.
"It's too high, and there are no chairs here, how do we get it?" Cao Jun clicked his tongue, and the Xindao program team was very good at it.
Bai Yu patted Cao Jun's chest, "Your eight-pack abs are not for display, come on, let's play arhat stacking."
Cao Jun hesitated and nodded.
Ever since, the cameramen and the audience saw that Bai Yu stepped on Cao Jun's back and easily took off the envelope.
But... what about the Arhats that were agreed upon?
Cao Jun asked him while wiping his clothes with a paper towel, didn't he mean stacking arhats?
Bai Yu sneered: "I'm 1.8 meters tall, still afraid of this two-meter height?"
Cao Jun thought about it and felt that what he said was right, so he didn't take it to heart and continued walking.
The two brothers, Bai Yu, put their hands on Cao Jun's shoulders and said, "Tell me the truth, have you never been to a haunted house? Look at your face pale with fright."
Cao Jun, who has always been a tough guy, blushed strangely, and said stammeringly, "No, no. I was just...too surprised because of the suddenness. I'm not afraid of these things."
Bai Yu laughed at him hahaha, "Your face turned red like a monkey's ass, and you said you're not afraid. Little Cao, don't be afraid, I will protect you."
Cao Jun "...get lost."
When Bai Yu said these words, the corners of his eyes were raised, and the brows were full of youth and vitality at his age. There was a trace of strong self-confidence in the wanton and free and easy, which attracted people's attention.
Cao Jun sneaked a few glances at him, and suddenly understood why Bai Yu was attracted by the patron. He is good-looking and good-natured. This kind of person, change, change him...
In the later period, he was a straight man who was as straight as a telephone pole, and he didn't even realize that the atmosphere flowing between these two people could fire a CP.
He just laughed and gave Bai Yu P the background of the emperor, and Cao Jun P the background of the eunuch.
Hahaha these two are so funny.
【Hahaha Am I the only one who sees that Xiao Caozi is shy?Tough guy, shy, gong x healthy, narcissistic, and stern
【嗤, this pure and unpretentious little thing in the later period did not find this cute pair of CPs, visually idiot ('"VO"【Upstairs is calm, this is pure brotherhood, don't be fooled. However, I believe that in the later stage One day, I will understand that Cao Bai's love is overflowing.]
In the next 10 minutes, Bai Yu and Cao Jun passed five levels and killed six generals, and soon reached the last level.
Cao Jun suddenly said: "There is still one puzzle to get all the mission cards, but I heard that the last level is a bit scary, if you are afraid, just hide behind me."
Bai Yu said: "What's so scary? It's all man-made." Then he opened the door and walked in.
Cao Jun hurriedly followed.
The haunted house adventure actually needs a surprise. After passing through the first few levels, Bai Yu and Cao Jun developed resistance to the last level and did not turn pale with fright like the first level.
The two walked out of the haunted house with the task puzzle, and Bai Yu went to the side to ask the staff of the amusement park for an ice cream, and said while eating; "It's good to record the show, and you don't have to pay for the food."
Cao Jun was putting together a jigsaw puzzle. Hearing this, he glanced at him and said nothing, but the resistance to Bai Yu in his heart dissipated a lot because of what happened in the haunted house just now.
"What's the next level?" Bai Yu said with a smile.
Jun Cao groaned, and said, "...I got the cards from the kids playing on the merry-go-round, and then returned to the starting point and handed them to the referee."
"It shouldn't be that simple." Bai Yu walked side by side in the direction of the carousel with him, "I don't know where the other people's missions are going."
"We should be the first." Cao Jun was confident, "Don't worry."
"I think staying here as a punishment can grab some exposure." Bai Yu grinned and stuffed all the remaining rice tubes into his mouth.
[Scheming boy, the program team won't let you, a coquettish bitch, little Boge, get away with it! 】
[Xiao Baige, the old driver, drive woo woo woo.I have never found that Brother Bo is so familiar with the rules of reality shows, Xiaosheng admires it! 】
It wasn't until the two of them came to the carousel one after the other that they realized that the program crew really didn't have such good intentions.
Several children were sitting on the merry-go-round, each of them looked very innocent, but no matter how Cao Jun tried to trick him, no one was willing to say who was stuck in the mission.
"You have to tell us a story, otherwise the Great Demon King won't let us give you the treasure." The little boy sitting on the wooden horse held a lollipop and laughed.
Bai Yu spotted a spot, sat on it, and sat on a parallel wooden horse with a chubby little man with a slumped face, and said, "Hey, what's your name?"
Xiaopang looked at him bitterly and bitterly, "Give up, brave fighters will not be afraid of dark forces. I am a dragon warrior, and I will not talk to you."
"Dragon Warrior, haven't you discovered my identity?" Bai Yu said with a deep expression, "I still want to marry you, my precious little princess, but you... broke my heart!"
"Doesn't the princess belong to the prince?" Little Fatty asked involuntarily after being led by him.
"Dragon Warrior is overcoming obstacles, why is the prince the one who married the princess??" Bai Yu sneered, "A beautiful princess should belong to Dragon Warrior."
Xiaopangjiao nodded excitedly, "Thank you Your Majesty for giving the princess!"
"But...the princess has fallen into a deep sleep recently because of the evil old witch, and I urgently need a task card to save the princess." Bai Yu looked at Xiaopangji meaningfully.
Xiaopang boldly pointed at the Trojan horse under his buttocks, "The task is stuck here, Your Majesty must hurry up and save the princess, I will marry her tomorrow."
Bai Yu jumped off the wooden horse, walked over, lifted Xiaopang from the wooden horse, put it on the ground, and then saw the envelope that Xiaopang sat under his buttocks.
Xiaopang was stunned for a moment when he was in the air.
Putting away the task envelope without changing his expression, Bai Yu put his hand under Xiaopangji's armpit, lifted him vigorously, and let him sit on the wooden horse again.
Bai Yu stroked his hair lovingly, "Silly boy, Dragon Warrior is just a spare tire in front of the princess, let's strive to be a prince in the future."
Xiaopang had a sad face, a look of despair of being betrayed by the whole world.
Get off my carousel!
Get out my dragon warriors!
roll roll roll!
Leaving the carousel, Cao Jun walked over with a serious face, "It's wrong for you to deceive children like this."
Bai Yu chuckled, and put his hands on Cao Jun's shoulders, "Well, baby, as long as you get the things, you'll be fine."
Cao Jun disapproved.
The audience in front of the TV burst out laughing because of Bai Yu's words, and they all said that when the cute pair of CPs arrived at their destination, Bai Yu found that their group was indeed the first. Immediately, he wanted the team that came behind to take a roller coaster ride, but was stopped by the good old man Cao Jun.
Cao Jun disapproved and said, "I have to continue the task in the afternoon, don't trick them. Well, let the people who come later take a ride on the wooden horse, yes, that's it."
Bo Yu took the car keys and the task list and ran straight to the next destination, ignoring him.
I've seen stupid, never seen such stupid.
No matter how ruthless they are, it's okay, because in this way, the pair behind them will increase their appearance rate a lot. Not only will the other party not be angry, but they will jump up happily.
Cao Jun hurriedly followed.
On the other side, Chu Wenwen followed Gu Yue and said impatiently, "When will the task be completed?"
Gu Yue turned his back to the camera and rolled his eyes. She is really a young lady. It has only just begun, so it is not so easy to complete the task. However, there is a Chu family standing behind Chu Wenwen. After making a fuss, they reconciled on the surface.
It took Gu Yue and Chu Wenwen an hour to complete the task, and then rushed to the place where the task was handed over to the referee.
The referee nodded in satisfaction, and then said: "Sorry, you are not the first to arrive, so you have to accept the punishment left by the previous team that passed first. Of course, you can also let the third group arrive later." Arriving teams are punished."
Chu Wenwen's face instantly pulled down, Gu Yue felt something was wrong and just wanted to laugh, but heard Chu Wenwen suppressed her anger and said, "Who is the first group to complete the task?"
"Bai Yu and Cao Jun."
Chu Wenwen took the task card with a cold face, and strode towards the carousel.
Gu Yue followed behind dissatisfied, secretly sighing that he would not form a team with her if he had known that this eldest lady was so difficult to serve.
Now he doesn't want Miss Chu's eyes, as long as the other party can not bear his grudge, he will be happy for a long time.
[I feel that the aura between Chu Wenwen and Gu Yue is not quite right, um... is it my illusion? 】
[Chu Wenwen's young lady has a really sharp temper, I can see it. 】
[Tsk tsk tsk, this is really turbulent, or the candy from Cao Bai CP next door is so sweet, this episode is so aggrieved. 】
When the show was broadcast, Chu Wenwen almost exploded when she saw the comments on the Internet.
□ Author's Gossip: [076] Preparation
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