Breaking up, No Joke

A meal starts with talking and laughing, and ends with everyone's embarrassment.

Everyone separated at the entrance of the hotel, Bai Braun was going back to the company for a meeting, Mama Song's dance troupe was preparing for dance practice, and Papa Song was going home to watch the news.

Seeing that the situation was not right, Secretary Chu also said that he would go home to take care of his little nephew, so he ran away with oil on his feet.

Only Bai Yu and Song Shilin were left looking at each other relatively silently, and there was a vague atmosphere of embarrassment in the air.

Bai Yu began to think about how much forgiveness he would get if he begged for mercy.

Song Shilin sighed, and said helplessly, "Don't be so reckless next time."

Bai Yu nodded hurriedly.Now it's embarrassing to throw it in the Pacific Ocean, and it's all used as a joke by others.

One by one, who can understand how embarrassing it is for him to be limping with a sore foot kicking the door when he broke in with great ambitions, and what he saw was not the confrontation scene of the two armies, but the happy family carnival!

Now he was treated as a joke by others, and Bai Yu was very depressed.

Song Shilin rolled up the soundproof glass by remote control, blocking the driver's view in the front seat, and said, "Stretch out your legs, let me see."

"Are you going to give me a massage?" Bai Yu stretched out his aching foot full of anticipation, and put it on Song Shilin's leg.

Song Shilin carefully massaged his feet, and taught the lesson earnestly: "This time you let your parents see the joke, and they will laugh at you for a long time."

Bai Yu was sure: "Your dad doesn't look like a gossip, he probably wouldn't laugh at me, but I'm worried that your mom will post this embarrassing thing to Moments."

"My mother sends things to Moments every day, you can try to block her." Song Shilin reminded him friendly.

Bai Yu was curious: "Is this why you never play Moments?"

"Does your foot still hurt?" Song Shilin changed the subject calmly, and the movements of his hands became more serious.

Immediately, Bai Yu's expression changed due to the pain, and after yelling twice, he didn't dare to talk nonsense, and after a while, he put this matter behind him.

the other side.

Mother Song supported Father Song's shoulders and grinned from ear to ear in the back seat, "Xiaobai is so cute, he has been in too many TV dramas, and his mind is full of such messy things."

"He is a very lively and good boy, Xiao Lin will be very happy with him."

Papa Song's always serious face couldn't help softening, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, and he was happy when he thought of Bai Yu's embarrassing appearance just now that he didn't even know how to put his hands down.

Mother Song wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, gasped and said, "Stop at the street ahead, I'm going to dance with my sisters.

Papa Song frowned, "Aren't you watching TV recently, won't you go back and watch it?"

Mother Song picked up her bag, and said without raising her head, "I can watch TV dramas at home and watch them online. It is very important to dance with my sisters. Besides, I was invited to be a I was one of the lead dancers, how could I be absent."

Song's father watched Song's mother get off the car at the intersection, and then excitedly walked into a private dance hall.

The driver said, "Sir, where are you going now?"

"Take me to Han's house." Papa Song said.

The two sons worry about the company's affairs, and there is no one at home now, so Dad Song plans to go to his old friend to drink tea and play chess.

Thinking of his old friend showing off in the circle of friends some time ago when he got a new pair of white jade chessboards, Papa Song couldn’t help itching his hands. Gave him a glass of water.

He lazily took the water glass and groaned in one gulp.

"Wow, woof, woof" Poached Egg has grown up a lot in the past few days, and its body has become more and more fat and round. The curly hair on its head is lightly raised as it gallops, and the flesh on its stomach is trembling.

Bai Yu's heart was almost melted by this little thing, he squatted down and greeted him: "Come here quickly."

Poached Dan, who has always been too lazy to die, is rushing towards Bai Yu at this moment. Just when Bai Yu was still wondering how this lazy guy could run so fast, the figures of Dandan and Little Watermelon appeared at the corner of the first floor.

Little Watermelon is no longer hanging balls. One person and one dog reconcile as before, and they hurt the poached egg together. The degree of destruction to the family can be called a tornado passing through.

Eggy sticking out her tongue and circling around Bai Yu, leaning up to touch the poached egg from time to time, and only retracting her head in satisfaction after receiving the latter's trembling fear.

Compared with Eggy, Little Watermelon is more polite, "Baba, can you give me the poached egg, I want to play with it."

"Aren't you going to play with Dandan?" Bai Yu glanced at him.

Little Watermelon shook his head and said, "Yes, but poached eggs are also very cute, and I would like to play with them too."

Eggy hummed and chirped.

Little Watermelon quickly added: "Eggy is also very cute, I would rather play with Eggy."

Eggy wagged its tail excitedly.

Bai Yu: "Song Shilin, look at this dog soon."

"After the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals are not allowed to become fine." Song Shilin sat in front of the sofa, with his back straight, watching the news broadcast in a serious manner.

Bai Yu didn't want to chat with him, and seeing the poached egg shivering in his arms, acting as if he didn't want to play with them at all, was funny again.

Bai Yu walked to Song Shilin's side and sat down beside Song Shilin with his arms in his arms, and said, "Dandan and Little Watermelon didn't bully Baodan, so why doesn't Baodan like them at all?"

"Everything grows and restrains each other." Song Shilin said, "With different personalities, it's hard to be friends."

Bai Yu looked down at the poached egg, and found that it was lying in his arms, covering his eyes with his front paws, and fell asleep.

Are Song Shilin's words alluding to the two of them? They are really scheming, Bai Yu thought, "Ding dong..." Bai Yu's cell phone on the sofa rang, and it was Qiu Feng who sent it.

Qiu Feng: Picture JPG.

Bai Yu clicked on it, and it turned out to be a photo of a little fat man having sex in the gym. The little fat man took off his shirt and exposed his upper body.

Qiu Feng: This is the photo he selected from the best angle, because his chin can still be seen vaguely, have you seen it?

Bai Yu: I see, he actually lost weight =_= Although the little fat man in the photo still has a big belly and short legs, it can be clearly seen that he has lost a lot of weight since the last time we met in Lin County, especially It's the chin, the double chin actually retracted!

Qiu Feng: He went on a hunger strike with the attitude of gods blocking gods and Buddhas blocking Buddhas, running every day in the first ray of sunshine in the morning and sweating profusely.

Bai Yu: What is his motivation?Don't say it's me, I don't have such a great charm.

Qiu Feng...he fell in love with the little girl in the big class next door. The little girl disliked him for being too fat, so she agreed to be with him if she succeeded in losing weight.

Bai Yu: Puppy love is not blind depravity, but an inspiring motivation. It is really touching.

Qiu Feng: I have decided to send him to a boys' school after he loses weight successfully.

Bai Yu felt that Qiu Feng must have forgotten that if the little fat man succeeded in counterattacking, he would be more likely to be in danger if he stayed in a boys' school.

Song Shilin glanced at him, turned off the TV, and said, "Go upstairs."

"Song Shilin, have you ever thought about sending Little Watermelon to a boys' school when he grows up?" Bai Yu followed him and walked towards the second floor.

Song Shilin said without hesitation, "No."

"why?"

"The ratio of male to female in that kind of school is seriously out of balance, and it is easy to cause aesthetic differences." Song Shilin frowned and said, "Do you want to send him to a boys' school?"

Bai Yu shook his head, "It was Qiu Feng who wanted to send his son to a boys' school. But yes, I heard that men who entered the military camp thought they were gods when they saw women."

Song Shilin: "There is no basis."

Bai Yu shrugged his shoulders, and then went back to the bedroom to lie on his stomach to watch variety shows. Recently, variety shows are very popular, and the endless variety shows are overwhelming.

In this upsurge of variety shows, there are some good shows, but most of them rely on inviting big-name stars to sit in the show to ensure the ratings and make a lot of money, but the plots are not very good.

Bai Yu watched several variety shows that were well received on the Internet, but was forced to turn off the show by the old jokes and unfunny jokes in the show.

"It's boring." Bai Yu lay on the bed in a daze, and after getting used to being busy, he suddenly felt a little out of place.

It's a hard work by nature.

Bai Yu opened his mailbox to see if there was an email from Sister Li about the script, but he didn't find a new script, but saw an email from a stranger.

One by one Boyu I hate you.

Signed: Ye.

Bai Yu almost guessed in the next second that the person who sent the email to him was Ye Hang.

Before Song Shilin ordered Ye Hang to be banned, Bai Yu had read the investigation report handed to Song Shilin by Secretary Chu.

Bai Yu would not have any sympathy for a colleague who repeatedly tried to harm him.

Bai Yu looked at this e-mail thoughtfully. This e-mail can be regarded as his private e-mail, and it usually receives scripts screened by Sister Li, so it is not made public, and only a few people know about it.

So, how did Ye Hang know his email address?

Mumumumumumumumumumumu is in a restaurant for couples with a very romantic decoration style.

Bai Braun, who said he was going back to the company to do business, sat across from a beautiful and gentle woman, and said, "It's getting late, I'll take you back." The woman smiled slightly, her crescent-like eyes were very moving, and said, "Okay .”

Bai Braun's eyes darkened.

"Do you think we will meet again next time?" Berbran said.

The woman was taken aback for a moment, and then said meaningfully: "It should depend on your intentions, Boss."

Bai Braun didn't care about the ridicule in her words, glanced at the night scene outside the restaurant, and said indifferently: "Remember to say hello to your father for me. After two days, when I have time, I will visit him personally."

The woman smiled slightly: "I will bring the words to you."

Bai Braun nodded politely, and then left the restaurant side by side with the woman. Their polite and distant actions made them look extraordinarily different from other crooked couples in this restaurant.

Then neither of them found this out.

Even if found, they will not change.

[124] true love