Breaking up, No Joke

At ten o'clock in the evening, when Song Shilin came back reeking of alcohol, what he saw was Bai Yu propping his chin up and staring at the front in a daze, pausing his footsteps.

"what happened?"

Song Shilin untied his coat and tie and threw it aside, picked up Bai Yu's half-drunk water glass, and drank the remaining half glass of warm water. Bai Yu looked sideways at the man's sexy Adam's apple, eyes As if he couldn’t move, he said, “Eggy is back, and she’s bringing her fat son with her.”

Song Shilin glanced at him, then walked into the bathroom barefoot, and after a while, there was the sound of splashing water in the bathroom.

Bai Yu changed his thinking posture, propping his chin with his hands and staring into the distance.He used to hear people say that dogs are intelligent. He didn't believe it before, but now it seems that he believes it a little bit.

Today, when Xiao Xigua showed that he wanted to raise a chubby dog ​​and abandoned Dandan, the cute and stupid half-breed dog Dandan almost violently bit people.

The six puppies, five of them were frightened by Dandan's sudden rage and ran back to the dog mother Huahua, trembling.

Only the little chubby dog ​​in Bai Yu's arms continued to nest as if the mountain collapsed in front of him and remained motionless, enjoyment and laziness were faintly visible on the fluffy dog's face.

Bai Yu thought this little fat dog was a very magical existence, so he asked the dog owner for this little fat dog.

When everyone ignored the dog father Dandan, Dandan actually abandoned the happy life of his wife and children on the hot kang, and stood motionless at the door of the villa with his dog bone in his mouth.

The neighbor readily gave the little chubby dog ​​to Bai Yu, and then personally sent him to the door.

Xiao Xigua hugged his new pet and pointed to the door: "Ba Ba, look at the balls!"

Bai Yu and his neighbors all looked at the direction the child was pointing at. When they saw Eggy standing at the door with a dog bone in his mouth, there was an eerie silence.

Shuishuishui The sound of water in the bathroom stopped, Song Shilin's hair was still dripping, and he walked out with only a towel wrapped around his lower body.

Bai Yu smacked his lips, feeling a little dry, so he stretched out his hand to take the water glass, stared at Song Shilin's chest muscles while drinking water, and watched Song Shilin take out the hair dryer. He didn't mind Bai Yu's almost obscene eyes, calmly He said, "What's the name of that puppy?"

"Poached Egg." Bai Yu said, "This name was obtained by Little Watermelon. I resisted, but was ruthlessly suppressed^" Mainly, Bo Yu personally thinks this name is very emotional—isn't the egg type just called poached egg? .

Song Shilin didn't continue to speak.

Bai Yu took out his mobile phone to play games. Recently, his assistant recommended a game called Snake to him. It was quite fun, especially when playing team battles.

Song Shilin blew his hair half dry, and walked over to take a look at the game Bai Yu was playing, "You still play games when you're so old?"

"Playing team battles is quite interesting." Bai Yu saw that the big snake that the driver brother was playing accidentally died, and then he pressed the accelerator button suddenly, and ate the "corpse" of the driver brother up.

Song Shilin watched Bai Yu's behavior of picking up leaks the whole time, and couldn't help saying: "Your team hasn't fallen out with you until now, and it's too kind."

Bai Yu was happy to pick up the leak, and said casually after hearing the words: "Isn't it something to be proud of to win No.1 without a single soldier?"

"Should this be something you should be proud of?" Song Shilin asked back, lifted the quilt, and then took out the half-read professional book.

Bai Yu quit the game after playing this game, and left a sentence in the chat group, "Good night, let's fight again tomorrow! PS: I love you, brother Wang Bai, who loves you" 〇 Driver: After resurrection, I actually saw you eating my body, take a bite Didn't leave me either! ! ! (crazy)

Assistant girl: Brother Bai, you have been following me every step of the way, and you are just waiting for me to eat my body after I die! (Disbelieving face)

Stylist: smelly and shameless (I'm so angry that I want to jump, but I pretend to be cold)

After admiring the performance of these people, Bai Yu sent a heartfelt emoji, put the phone aside, and said, "Do you think it would be a waste of food to keep two dogs?"

"Little watermelon won't let you eat dog meat hot pot." Song Shilin took a deep look at Bai Yu and said meaningfully.

Bai Yu was speechless: "Is this the kind of person I am in your heart?"

"You used to raise a tank of goldfish, I remember you loved them very much." Song Shilin said.

Bai Yu thought of the pot of goldfish that he accidentally dumped into the toilet, and felt guilty: "It's been so long, why did you bring it up?"

"I've always wondered why you scooped them up with a spoon."

"There was no water at home that day, and the water in the fish tank was dirty again, so I wanted to put them in the water tank for a while." Bai Yu felt even more guilty, and then quickly changed the subject.

"When you just took a shower, my brother called you. When did you know him so well?"

"You can call him and ask him." Song Shilin turned a page and continued.

"Aside from playing games, I'm busy with work now, so I don't have time to call him." Bai Yu waved his hands, his face full of indifference.

Song Shilin thought of the increasingly tense situation between himself and Berberon during this period, took out the bookmark and put it where he just saw it, and then put the book aside.

Bai Yu pushed Song Shilin's shoulder and said, "Little Watermelon hasn't quarreled and refused to go to school these two days. What did you tell him last time?"

Song Shilin couldn't bear it anymore and turned around, directly pressed Bai Yu under him, and said hoarsely, "I still have work tomorrow, so I can't play too late."

Bai Yu's eyes lit up as soon as he stepped on it. At the age of 25, he happened to be very enthusiastic about this kind of thing, and he couldn't stand the slightest flirtatiousness at all.

Song Shilin looked at Bai Yu who was obviously excited, and frowned: "Why are you so easily excited now?"

"That's because I've been abstinent during this period of time, that's fine, stop moaning."

Bai Yu put his hands on Song Shilin's neck, pulled the person's head down, and gnawed on it mouth to mouth, fascinated.

Song Shilin originally wanted to say something, but he didn't care about it when he saw it, and started directly.

A night without dreams.

The next day, Bai Yu and Song Shilin woke up refreshed.

Bai Yu, whose night life gradually became harmonious, quickly adapted to this kind of sex exercise, and his recovery ability was greatly improved, and he was able to get up on time the next day.

The most important thing is that Song Shilin brought him several sets of chrysanthemum-protecting essential oil from nowhere. After using it, he wiped it on his butt one after another. Not only did he feel no pain when he woke up the next day, but he also returned to the tight state.

Downstairs, Little Watermelon got up early and was sitting on the sofa with a poached egg to play with, while Eggy, who fell out of favor, was anxiously circling around Little Watermelon's feet with its plastic toy in its mouth, trying to attract the little owner's attention.

Bai Yu held onto the stairs and looked at the scene in front of him, tears were about to fall from laughing, almost sat on the stairs with weak legs from laughing.

Song Shilin glanced at Bai Yu, wondering why he was going crazy in the morning.

Eggy saw Bai Yu, quickly threw the plastic dog bone on the ground, ran to Bai Yu with a face full of grievances, barked a few times, then turned her head and glared viciously in the direction of Little Watermelon.

Bai Yu swears that he just saw a murderous look in Eggy's eyes.

Song Shilin walked to the sofa and sat down, picking up today's latest newspaper.

Little Watermelon glanced at Bai Yu, then at Eggy, and said, "Baba, Poached Egg is hungry."

Dandan, who was complaining, straightened her body instantly, then looked up at Bai Yu, her face full of anticipation.

Bai Yu picked up the anxious Eggy, went to sit next to the little watermelon, watched the little watermelon gently stroking the poached egg, and said, "Little watermelon, why don't you play with Eggy?"

Eggy, who had been aired all night, stared straight at Xiao Xigua's hand, trying to get her head down to let him touch her.

Baodan lazily raised his head, glanced at Eggy, turned his body slowly, pointed his butt in the direction of Eggy, and then lowered his head to enjoy the caress.

Little Watermelon glanced at Dandan and said, "Why should I play with Dandan?"

"Because you are the one who wants to bring Dandan back." Bai Yu let Dandan compete for favor and rushed to Xiao Xigua's side, leaning on the sofa and said.

"I don't want to play with Eggy now."

Little Watermelon picked up the poached egg, turned his back to everyone, his back looked very ruthless.

Bai Yu was about to say something more, but Song Shilin on the side stopped him with his eyes.

Uncle Yan put the pancakes on the table and said, "Masters, come and have breakfast."

Bai Yu stood up, pulled Song Shilin, and said, "What do you mean by that look in your eyes just now^" "The little watermelon was on purpose." After speaking, Song Shilin glanced at the little watermelon who was holding the poached egg in his arms.

Bai Yu followed his line of sight, and in the midst of lightning and thunder, he suddenly understood the reason why the little watermelon had been drying its balls since yesterday.

Eggy squatted on the ground flatteringly, raised her head, looked at the little watermelon without moving, and rubbed her head against the little watermelon's feet from time to time.

The little watermelon was made to giggle a few times by its fawning behavior, but the next moment, she immediately put on a straight face, retracted her feet, and said, "Don't lick me^" Eggy lay on the ground in despair.

The poached egg watches all this with a pair of eyes that see through the vicissitudes of the world.

Bai Yu sat next to Song Shilin, took a sip of milk, and said while eating pancakes, "He is so young, how did he learn how to play hard to get?"

"Father said that elder brother was very smart at such a young age." Song Shilin said after swallowing the steamed bun.

Bai Yu looked at Little Watermelon playing with poached eggs while hanging them, and he vaguely saw the potential of a scumbag in his two-year-old son.

Song Shilin: "Don't play with dogs during meal time."

The little watermelon teased Dandan, then obediently put the poached egg on the ground, jumped off the chair, and ran to the bathroom to wash his hands "..." The poached egg and Dandan looked at each other, turned their heads in unison, pretending not to look at each other to each other.

This is a pair of father and son who dislike each other.

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