Bamboo horse, bamboo horse, cheating and fraud

Around evening, we finally found a small county town.

"I'm exhausted, my bones are falling apart!" I couldn't wait to rush into a simple inn, and slumped on a stool in the room.

The business of this inn is not bad, and several tables in the hall are already occupied by now.

Yun Rong followed in, smiled and shook his head: "Look at your future!" His tone was full of indulgence.

I ordered Yunxuan: "Go and order food, I'm starving to death!"

He walked up to the counter and said with a smile: "Shopkeeper, you can figure it out, just stir-fry two home-cooked dishes!"

Seeing the spring-like face, the shopkeeper immediately nodded his head like a chicken pecking at rice.

When Yunxuan returned to the table and sat down, I muttered unhappily: "It's been a few days, and I finally have a place to stay. You don't need a pot of wine to relieve your fatigue..."

He glanced at me indifferently: "Come on, don't you know how much you drink?"

Seeing that he was in a good mood, I moved the stool to his side, and said coquettishly, "I don't care, I'm in a good mood tonight, why don't you drink with me!"

He shook his head helplessly, suddenly a golden light flashed in his eyes, and he lowered his voice and said, "Oh? You really don't cry when you see the coffin, so you're not afraid that I'll take advantage of you when you're drunk?"

I froze for a moment, and suddenly realized the meaning of his words, and my face immediately burned up.

He didn't wait for my answer, he laughed and walked up to the shopkeeper: "Shopkeeper, let's have a pot of wine, the stronger the better. Oh, by the way, is there such a thing as 'three bowls but no more than a hill'?"

The shopkeeper smiled mischievously: "Yes, yes, you are satisfied! Then do you want me to find two more beautiful ones for you two to send to your room..."

Yun Sui didn't wait for the shopkeeper to finish speaking, then hurriedly interrupted: "Oh, don't, don't, my wife will be jealous for three days and three nights if she finds out!"

I was about to yell at him: "Si Yunxuan, do you want to show your face!" But after thinking about it, I felt that this was a bit of a joke, so I quickly changed my words: "Si Yunxuan, what nonsense are you talking about over there!"

He slanted his shoulders and carried the wine jar contentedly, walked over and sat down slowly, and filled the big bowl in front of me for eating: "Come, drink!"

I was furious and wanted to kick him, but he easily dodged without even looking under the table. I threw the wine over his head and face in a hurry, but he turned sideways quite cunningly, dodging my attack again .

However, when the wine fell to the ground, it accidentally splashed a few drops, which happened to land on the boots of the person next to him.

That man was fat and big-eared, with a rich face, and he was looking at me with disgust at the moment.

I realized that I had caused trouble, and quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, brother, I was too busy playing with my friends just now, so I lost my sense of proportion. How offended, I hope Haihan!"

But the man didn't appreciate it, and shouted loudly: "You country bumpkins, do you know how expensive these boots are? They are made of the best ice silk from the Western Regions!"

I was quite ashamed: Isn't it just a pair of broken boots? Yan Yin personally sent someone to buy these boots for me when I was sick. To put it bluntly, these are the boots bestowed by the emperor!

But I still suppressed the anger in my heart, and in line with the principle of peace is the most precious, I said in a low voice: "Brother, I am really sorry, take a step back, your prime minister can hold a boat in your stomach, don't make things difficult for us! You make a price , let us compensate you!"

Seeing me backing down again and again, he became more energetic: "Compensation? This is ice silk from the Western Regions, which is rare in the world. Can you afford it?"

I'm also a little impatient - when my grandfather and I led the soldiers to fight, his pig-headed three were probably still lying in the Yihong courtyard and didn't get up.I asked, "Then what do you want?"

He put his head on the fat head and big ears and said with a chuckle: "Well, it's not too bad, if you kneel in front of the master today and lick it clean, the master will not forget the villain's fault and forgive you!"

I was about to have an attack, but I heard Yun Rong speak coldly.He hadn't spoken before, but now he was staring at the middle-aged man, his eyes were like two straight icicles: "Say it again, who are you going to lick clean?"

The man in the middle seemed to sense the murderous intent in Yun Rong's gaze, and shuddered, his momentum also weakened by three points: "You...you dirty my shoes, it's not too much for me to let you clean them up!"

Yun Yan sneered, and slowly got up and walked towards the man: "Not too much. Hold it out and let me see, which foot is it dirty?"

I was attacked by the cold air emanating from Yunxuan's body, and a bit of coldness also sprouted in my heart.

The guest officials who were eating around heard the movement, and turned their heads curiously to watch the show.

I knew that the fat, big-eared, stupid thing wouldn't be able to take advantage of it today, but I didn't want to make matters worse, so I quickly pulled Yunxuan's sleeves lightly: "Forget it, forget it, it's not a big deal..."

Yun Sui patted my hand lightly, then gently pulled out his sleeve, and continued walking towards the man.

The man also knew at this moment that he was in serious trouble, his face turned pale immediately, and the panic in his eyes could not be concealed.

He swallowed: "It's all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding... everyone just pretended that what happened just now didn't happen..."

Yun Rong hummed: "Do you think it happened? I remember you didn't say that just now!" After finishing speaking, he slowly took out "Izumo" from his bosom.

The man nodded, then shook his head quickly, and then he caught a glimpse of the small serrations on the "Izumo" that were hard to see with the naked eye, and his face suddenly turned pale.

He begged loudly: "You two heroes, the little one has eyes and sees nothing, please forgive me!"

But in an instant, Yun Sui had already pressed "Izumo" to his fat neck.

The man's legs gave way, and he slumped on the table: "Hero, spare your life, everyone came out to escape, give us a way out!"

Suddenly I had a bad premonition in my heart, and I quickly shouted: "Yunxuan, stop!" Then I slowly walked up to the man and asked, "Why are you running away? Didn't the uprising be suppressed?"

The man was so frightened that he couldn't straighten up. Seeing me ask him a question, he was so excited that he was about to jump up: "No...it's not an uprising...it's foreigners! Several cities near the capital have already fallen, and the capital is about to lose its hold. It's... difficult... Didn't the two heroes come to take refuge?"

My hands trembled: "Say it again, why can't you hold on?"

Seeing me getting emotional, he was so scared that he almost cried out: "I didn't lie to the two masters, the queen mother and foreigners led troops to break in, and now many people are fleeing to the south!"

There was a "buzz" in my ears.

Yun Yu looked at me: "Queen Mother? Is she still collaborating with the enemy?"

I shook my head: "I don't know, but it makes sense. The only ones who can get her out of the prison are those foreigners with great powers."

Yun Yu cursed in a low voice: "I thought that old lady was just insidious, cunning and scheming, but I didn't expect that she would do such a thing as collaborating with the enemy and traitorous country!"

Hearing such tricky things, my head was about to explode!