Bamboo horse, bamboo horse, cheating and fraud

"Sesame oil, cabbage heart, I want to eat beans and cramps. I haven't seen someone who wants to die for three days, oh, my third brother~" Not far away, the gate of the city is wide open, like a bloody mouth waiting for the prey, I was riding on the horseback and looking forward, feeling a little panicked, and hurriedly hummed a little tune to suppress my shock!

"Hey, the king of Dongyue is in a good mood today!" Behind him was a pawn, a chubby little pawn, laughing and flattering me.

I couldn't tell him that I sang this song to strengthen my courage, so I pretended to give him a vicious look: "There are no rules or distances, who will allow you to follow me?"

Unexpectedly, it seemed that the child was really frightened, he was startled, his face turned paler immediately, and he obediently kept silent.

I thought he was so pitiful at such a young age, and he didn't seem to have many companions on weekdays, so he softened his heart: "I won the battle, I am naturally happy, come and help me lead the horse!"

Hearing this, he raised his head that had just been lowered in joy, and grinned, revealing a row of big white teeth.

I urged: "Hurry up, what are you dawdling about, you're laughing like a fool! You're really on the battlefield, do you have so much free time for you to dawdle?"

His eyes were shining, he tucked his horse's back, trotted over, took the reins and stood by my side.

"What's your name?" I smiled kindly.

"You Maobing!"

"No, Gui grandson, who taught you to swear!" I was immediately furious, this kid doesn't understand military regulations, and dares to insult generals, he really deserves to be beaten to death!

"No, no," he was not in a hurry, and explained with a smile, "You have misunderstood the king of Dongyue, the younger one is called 'You Maobing'!"

I burst out laughing with a "puchi", it's really embarrassing for his parents to choose such a name!

"How old are you?" I pretended to be old-fashioned.

"Sixteen!" he replied respectfully.

Only sixteen, still a child.

"When you enter the city, you can be smarter. I heard that the magistrate of Qingning County is a Sichuan mouse, and he is cunning." I warned him with concern, pretending to be kind.

"It's okay, it's okay, King Yue Ming, don't worry, I'm smarter than him." He scratched his head and smiled honestly.

I thought to myself, you are as stupid as you are, and you have the nerve to brag about yourself here.But children, it is inevitable to be arrogant!

So I joked: "Just you little brat, you've only fought a few battles, and you're playing tricks with me."

The cowhide was punctured, and he blushed in embarrassment, looking at his nose, nose and heart, and laughed "hehe".

I asked again: "Where are you from? You came to join the army at such a young age?"

He smiled: "The jaw is so crispy!"

"Huh?" I was confused.

"Back to King Yueming, the youngest one is Sichuan Mouse from Bashu!"

"..."

I led the army into the city mightily, and then planted the big flag with the word "Yue" on the city wall. I looked down at Yangzhi County, who was kneeling on the ground and trembling.

That kid You Maobing won the battle, he was so excited, he stood on the city wall and looked around, I reached out my six-fingered hand, took out a jade pendant from the waist of a dead body on the city wall, and threw it to the boy ——The jade pendant is warm and lustrous, and of good quality, probably a family heirloom or something.

But the dead don't need heirlooms.

You Maobing took the jade pendant, pointed it at the sun and looked at it for a long while, then grinned loudly, and looked at me after laughing enough, his eyes had turned from admiration to fanaticism, wishing he could kneel on the ground and kowtow a few times Ring your head.

After everything was arranged on the city wall, and all of them were our people, I nodded in satisfaction and signaled for a few soldiers to escort Yangzhi County to the city.

The downtown area in the center of the city is already crowded with dense crowds. These ordinary people in Qingshui County are no match for those outside. They haven't suffered much, and they don't worry if the city breaks down.They have never seen the scene of mourning and devastation in the places where the bandit army passed by. They only know that no matter who is in charge, life is going day by day. Maybe this small town has changed its owner, and there will be less exorbitant taxes.

Fortunately, this small place in Qingshui City has good feng shui, and I, Xiao Luo to be precise, met our rebel army, so I don't need their lives for the time being.

So they were able to settle in a corner of the city, watching their former parents, the dog officer, tied up in the middle of the crowd, knocking on melon seeds and applauding.

I took off the saber at my waist, patted his red and swollen face with the scabbard attached, and asked, "Where is the treasury in your county?"

He frowned and spat at me with wide eyes.

I kicked him in the stomach, his hands and feet were bound, his center of gravity was unstable and he fell backwards.

Suddenly, a flash of light flashed in front of my eyes, and I saw a small slender tube protruding from between his jaws.I screamed in my heart that it was not good.

It was too late to say it, and then it was fast, a fat body quickly pressed on me, I only heard a "click", and my left arm was in pain.

Without further ado, I slapped the human head with my other hand, and then screamed like a pig butcher: "King Dongyue, I saved you, why are you so ruthless!"

Immediately, I felt a lightness on my body, and saw a masked man reach out and pull the fat off my body, leaned over and asked me, "Are you okay?"

I looked at my arm painfully: "I was crushed and dislocated by this kid."

Hearing this, Xiao Luo frowned, pulled my arm hard, and with a howl, took my arm back——I didn't make that pig cry.

I got up from the ground with my arms, and looked at the little chubby dun'er beside me: "You Maobing, it's Lao Tzu who dislocated his hand, why are you howling!"

Immediately, I saw his two big copper bell-like eyes filled with tears, pear blossoms with rain, no, Bawanghua with rain, looking at me: "My king, I have been poisoned!"

My heart sank, and sure enough, I saw a big hole in his clothes, which was obviously cut by the hidden arrow in the pipe just now.

He gave his life to save me, but I still treated him so rudely... I feel guilty.

As I approached him tremblingly, I had mixed feelings in my heart.If there is anything wrong with him, I will bear the life of a 16-year-old young man for the rest of my life...

But then I took a closer look, and I was angry and funny, and slapped him on the head again: "Little brat, the skin is not broken, it's poisonous ass!"

Hearing this, he stopped crying, sucked back the two tubes of snot, and asked me in a daze, "So I won't die?"

I rolled his eyes at him and ignored him, and then he wept with joy and muttered, "That's great, I don't have to die, I don't have to die!"

Xiao Luo was covered with a veil, unable to see his expression.He walked slowly towards Yangzhi County, with killing intent in his eyes.

The magistrate of Yang County was really frightened now, crying and screaming, "My lords, I was really wrong, please spare the little dog's life!"

Xiao Luo snorted coldly, without much nonsense, drew his sword and flew the dog officer's head a few meters away, blood spurted out from his neck immediately, and splashed on several ordinary people nearby.

The originally chaotic and noisy crowd suddenly fell silent.I didn't expect Xiao Luo to be so cruel, and I was stunned for a while.