Bamboo horse, bamboo horse, cheating and fraud

When we got back to our residence, it was completely dark.This time coming to the capital to settle down should be a long-term plan. Good birds must have trees to live in. I have asked someone to find a place to live in advance.The house is not spacious, and the architectural style is also a bit old.The old house is huddled at the end of a secluded alley, it is really out of sight.However, for me, a penniless little Taoist priest, some stability is a fluke, and I shouldn't expect too much.

But even though I had already prepared in my heart, when I actually saw the surrounding environment, I still couldn't help but "click" in my heart.

Rows of houses lie crookedly beside the narrow and long alley, just like the dense pile of melon seed shells in front of the old woman sitting on the lotus of Guanyin at the entrance of the alley.

The old woman leaned against the wall with dull eyes, holding a shabby cotton-padded jacket, and by the faint candlelight, gently pinched the little black spots on the clothes that were bouncing around—in all likelihood, they were some kind of cute little bugs. , I can't bear to think about what kind of creature it is.

In line with the moral principles of respecting the old and caring for the young, I walked up to the old woman and greeted the old woman with a forced smile: "Grandma, Poor Dao..."

The old woman raised her head, glared at me, and said "Joshly": "I hate it! What kind of grandma is she? She's only three or forty years older than you!"

However, with just one glance, the old woman is like a starving ghost seeing a little fat sheep, and she has the intention of swallowing the poor.

I was hot all over by the hot gaze, like a light on my back, thinking, although I am handsome, suave, and I am very self-aware, but maybe even the old woman is not willing to let me go?

"Uh...hehe...that auntie! Pindao just moved into this alley today, and I will rely on auntie to take care of me in the future!" Suppressing my stomach upset, I said "auntie" one by one, and after I finished the whole sentence, I His body seemed to be hollowed out!

I don't expect anything else, I just want a knife, either stab the old woman to death, or wipe her neck, and break with this malicious world!

"It's disgusting, call me sister! Seeing your delicate skin and tender flesh, I really like you! Spring is short, handsome boy, come and pretend!" After all, a pair of old hands covered with lice blood and withered like vines Wrapped around my arm like that, and there was affection in his eyes.

I brushed those hands away subconsciously, and cursed in my heart, your mother's spring is too short, this summer is really too boring!

However, I can only think about it, if this old woman is in her late teens, if she gets upset and lays down on the ground, it will make me unable to get out of bed for the rest of my life!So I had no choice but to ask cautiously: "Ah...Ah...Sister! May I ask you Guigeng...ah no... how old are you?"

The old woman covered her face and smiled coquettishly: "It's only a year old! It's a pity, I gave birth to the king but not yet, and I'm already old after the birth of the king..."

God, hack me to death!Even if I "eating, drinking, whoring, gambling, cheating, cheating and stealing" everything in my previous life, I don't have to suffer this kind of crime!

But I still suppressed my anger, and "tactfully" rebuffed: "Uh...haha...so that's the case...The poor way of looking at my sister's beautiful face, she is like a fish and a wild goose, it is simply the best way of a poor way!"

After the old woman heard this, the expression on her face became more shy.

"It's just..." The Taoist forcibly put on a regretful expression, "You and I are doomed to be that fateful mandarin duck, one soaring in the sky and the other diving deep in the water! If Sister was three years younger, Pindao would definitely be born again. Sister!"

The old woman immediately looked devastated, like a limp cucumber.No, even a wilted cucumber might be a little tenderer than this old woman.

"Forget it, you can go, heartbreaker!" The old woman immediately put on a fierce look again.

I'll go, this old woman can turn her face faster than a book!Also, heartbreaker... that's all, she let me go, I wish for it!I hurriedly fled from the place of right and wrong like I was released from prison.

My house is the second to last one at the end of the alley, seeing its trembling appearance, I am really worried that if the person next door makes a show of condescension, my place of life and security will collapse.

Fortunately, the inside of the house is fairly tidy, and the necessities for daily necessities, rice, oil, salt, and daily necessities have all been prepared by the person I entrusted.

Opening the cabinet, I finally saw some clean clothes.I had just finished taking a bath and getting dressed when there was a knock on the door.

Standing outside the door was a large one and a small one. The big one had a public face, and was dressed plainly. If you fell into the crowd, you might not be able to pick them up, but the small one looked very familiar.After thinking about it for a while, I recalled, isn't that child just the little sick kid I cheated at the market at noon!

No!He was found out so quickly, and he still came to ask for trouble?

I quickly figured out how to do Tai Chi with my father and son.I have good intentions and tell the truth that they should be able to understand; why don't they just use the lie as a lie, follow the plan and tell the lie to the end?

So, I still choose to run away!

But just as I stretched my legs halfway, the child suddenly exclaimed: "Daddy! He is the living god I told you about!"

What the hell?Just as I was thinking about it, the man suddenly fell to his knees with a "plop".

"Live god! I beg you to be kind and virtuous, save the child!" The imposing seven-foot man knelt down and wiped his snot and tears on the ground.I was suddenly a little confused.

"This...you get up first! Let's talk slowly!"

The man got up and told the child a few words, and the child jumped out to play.I invited the man to take a seat, but the man bowed and bowed, which made me very uncomfortable since I was used to being cold-eyed since I was a child.

"Living fairy, I heard from Mama Wang at the alley today that a young man has moved in next door. Originally we just wanted to visit our new neighbors. Who would have thought that you, Daoist, are the living fairy that Ah Zhe was talking about! Daoist No, a half-immortal! To be honest, our poor child, Azhan, his mother passed away early, and he suffered from tuberculosis at a young age. Taoist priest, you are a half-immortal, please save the child. !" After saying a few words, the big man's tears fell down again.

When I heard the word "tuberculosis", my heart sank.It's over, now you can pretend to be big!

That is "consumption", an incurable disease!Unexpectedly, that child is not only a sick child, but also a short-lived ghost!Pity him at such a young age, he hasn't enjoyed much happiness in the world, and I'm afraid he will die soon!

Sighing softly, seeing that seven-foot man crying so sadly, I couldn't bear to refuse directly, so I could only comfort him a few words, and sent him saying: "Life, old age, sickness and death are determined by fate, poor people can only do their best." For, but irreversible!"

When the man heard this, he wept with joy and wanted to kneel down again. I quickly grabbed him and half-pushed and half-pleased him out of the room.This one who kneels and worships twice, how much life will be lost to the young master!

Only then did the house become clean, and I was exhausted after traveling for several days. Just now, the big man cried and knelt, cried and knelt again, and made my head equal to two children!

It's hard to be a bad guy, but even harder to be a good guy!

The window of the next room lit up at some point. Just as I was wondering, there was another commotion outside the house, and a shrill female voice wailed, "Chen Yunxian, Chen Lang! You bastard! Heartbreaker! Open the door for me!"