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"You should know that I have been threatened by her since I was a child. For so many years, I have already had a conditioned reflex, just like your reaction when the wife of the prime minister's family picked up the broom." Mu Changge was not angry. Said jokingly.

Is she really that cowardly after beheading a total of nearly ten thousand people twice?

In the end, it's just because those waste salted fish are waste salted fish, and Lu Wuwu is just Lu Wuwu.

If the salted fish is chopped, it will be chopped, Lu Wuwu... One day, a man had the courage to yell at him, and immediately after the yelling, he hurriedly comforted him softly.

"Does Your Majesty just like to listen to people's corners so much?" Qin Yun, who was originally smug, turned dark in an instant.

"No way, Aiqing's begging for mercy is so loud that I can still be woken up even though I'm asleep." Mu Changge said with a smile.

"Your Majesty, I suddenly feel unwell and want to go home to recuperate for a few days. Please leave the preparations for your majesty's wedding to others." Qin Yun said through gritted teeth.

"Zhang Yun, if you want me to tell your wife that you lied about drinking with me last night and actually went to listen to a little song with General Zhao, then you can rest." Mu Changge raised his eyebrows and said indifferently .

In the Flower Listening Building, you can listen to beautiful men and women playing the piano and singing. The flowers are real flowers, and the exotic flowers and plants collected and planted from Tianzhou and other continents are all over the courtyard.

It's just that the beautiful lady of Qin Yun's family doesn't like Qin Yun spending all her salary on rewarding those kabuki, and she doesn't like the more than 30 potted flowers she adopted there.

"Your Majesty, I was just making a joke. Your Majesty still needs me. How dare I ask for leave." Qin Yun's back broke out in cold sweat. When did this guy learn to pinch people's weaknesses so well?

"Well, I was just joking, Prime Minister, don't take it to heart." Mu Changge waved his hand, and went back to the bedroom by himself.

"Mother has the pleasure to watch the moon here, why don't I help my son to approve the memorial, but my son has been busy until now." Lu Wuwu walked out of the imperial study and saw his mother was sitting in the pavilion, alone drinking wine.

"You heartless girl, Concubine Bai has been very disturbed recently. She was afraid of getting pregnant, so she drove your mother out of my bedroom. Your mother and I have sacrificed so much for you, why don't you Come to taunt me?" Lu Tianning slammed the cup on the table and said angrily.

"If it wasn't for your empress, why would Concubine Bai be so angry?" Lu Wuwu rolled his eyes, and it was almost rumored in the palace that this empress angered Concubine Bai in the middle of the night, and she was thrown out of the bedroom this matter.

"You actually have the nerve to make fun of your mother kissing me with this incident. I don't know which unconscionable dead girl. Because of my little lover, she has been troubled for four or five years, so she has the nerve to laugh at me. I haven't had it for more than three months." Have a good talk with her about romance, is it easy for me? Your mother and I have sacrificed so much for you, and we will be together for decades, and you can still say such heartless words! Alas! With a partner, Forget about my own mother, you heartless little white-eyed wolf!" Lu Tianning wished he could roll up his sleeves and talk to his inhuman daughter about who would suffer more.

"Well, the mother has worked hard. If it wasn't for the son-in-law who is about to marry into another country, I am afraid that the son-in-law will become a special case in the history of Lan Ruo when the average age of the crown prince when he ascended the throne was more than eighty years old." Lu Wuwu glanced at himself The empress unceremoniously took a cup and poured herself a glass of wine.

"You didn't ascend the throne, hey, don't mention it, endless, in my mother's heart, I really can't bear you. You went to the Liuhe Temple since you were a child, and you haven't been with your mother for so many years, so you came back After a few years, I will be leaving again..." Lu Tianning suddenly changed his expression, and said very sadly.

"If the mother is not willing, you can go and beat Tianyan down and tie Xiaobao back to be my concubine. You will be relieved earlier, and my son will not have to marry her." Lu Wuwu said with a curled lip.

"Take this as a joke. Don't tell that child. Seeing how much she cares for you, if you mention it, she might really do it." Lu Tianning quickly waved his hand.

"Empress also knows that Erchen is joking. How could I not know about that guy's strength?" Lu Wuxian said with a smile on his face.

"My son, there are still three days, and you... have to leave." Lu Tianning sighed, and drank the wine in his glass in one gulp.

"When Erchen's younger sister ascends the throne in the future, if the Queen Mother misses Erchen, she can go to Tianyan to find Erchen. Xiaobao will definitely not dare to refuse you." Lu Wuwu said with a smile.

"You haven't left yet, and you've already started to favor her. Why are you only allowed to see you for your mother, and don't want to come back to see your mother kiss me." Lu Tianning looked at his daughter with a smirk and said.

"I know her too well. If I say I want to come back to stay for a while, the clingy guy will come with me, and the Yan will not be messed up that day. I didn't expect that Erchen would recite a murderous emperor at that time." The crime of stopping the court for a whole month, let alone, the mother emperor really thinks that the minister does not know? If the younger sister of the son minister grows up to be old enough to take charge of the government, the mother emperor will just throw the throne over and take it with her. Concubine Bai going to visit the mountains and rivers? Where can I find you? It would take me a day to traverse a single continent, and it would take me a month to search every corner, not to mention the other eleven continents. It's better to guard this lair and wait for your mother to come back when you are free." Lu Wuwu rolled his eyes and said mercilessly.

"It seems to be the case..." Lu Tianning smiled coyly, and then realized that his daughter had guessed his thoughts clearly.

"The child is coming tomorrow, by the way, endless, have you told her about the custom of welcoming relatives? Don't let her come here just now." Lu Tianning said suddenly.

"Didn't the Ministry of Rites communicate with Tianyan about this? She should know about it?" Lu Wuwu shook his head and said uncertainly: "However, with her inexplicable cultivation now, I can't rely on my son-in-law alone." This cultivation level can't hurt her now, even if she doesn't know, it's nothing, anyway, it's just to beat her up, it's not like she hasn't been beaten by Erchen when she was a child." Lu Wuwu said with a relaxed expression on his face .

According to Lanruo's custom, on the day of welcoming the bride, the bridegroom will be beaten up by the person who is married to her or him, and he can't fight back, expressing that he loves the other party so much that he can't fight back.Later, it slowly evolved into spanking. Because it was so funny, this custom fell in love with generations of royal families who love to play.Anyway, it's not a real fight, you don't use your true energy, it's just for fun, you can't beat someone bad, and no one is really willing to hurt your sweetheart.This custom is so fun that even Lu Tianning was slapped three times by the concubine Bai with a smile, but the emperor is the emperor after all, so this place was chosen in the bedroom.

It's just that Lu Wuxian seemed to have forgotten how the child's legs trembled when he heard those three words.

"Your Majesty, it's time to leave. Tomorrow we will arrive at Lanruo City, the capital of Lanruo Kingdom. We can rest there now. Our guard of honor is probably already three hundred miles away from Lanruo City. Let's start now so we can meet up." It was late at night, Qin Yun specially dressed in festive clothes and went into the palace to find Mu Changge.

"What to do... I just noticed this!" Mu Changge was uncharacteristically terrified. After seeing Qin Yun, he hurriedly handed her the booklet in his hand.

"Pfft... Lan Ruo's custom is quite in line with the human feelings of their country. There is a similar custom in our country, but it is just that the person who welcomes the relatives picks the cang cypress of the Xiaofeng Valley with their own hands to make it for the parents-in-law without asking for help. After all The folk customs of our country are relatively martial, so it is more a test of people's courage. People in Lanruo like to have fun, and they don't like these, so they will use this thing that is easier to use as a joke to have fun. Don't take it seriously, Your Majesty , This is just a few light slaps like scratching an itch, that His Highness cares so much about His Majesty, how could he really hit her?" Qin Yun laughed so hard that she couldn't stand when she saw what was written in the booklet. , After laughing enough, he comforted Mu Changge while wiping the tears from laughing.

"But, Aiqing, if this is your wife, don't take it seriously when she holds up a broom and says it's a custom, she won't really hit you, do you mind?" Mu Changge's face turned pale.

"This... I probably understand what your majesty means." The smile on Qin Yun's face gradually disappeared, and she also said with a blank face.

"So..." Mu Changge looked at Qin Yun with a bitter face, no matter what his expression looked like he was about to cry.

"Ah! I have an idea!" Qin Yun suddenly saw the cushion on Mu Changge's chair, and his eyes lit up.

"Do you think this thing is really useful?" It was less than a hundred miles away from Lanruo City, and Mu Changge was still suspiciously reaching out to touch his butt from time to time.

"Your Majesty has already added two of these. It should be of some use. If you add more, you will really see it. There really can't be more." Qin Yun said hesitantly, lying on Mu Changge's stick.

"I hope she will be more gentle..." Mu Changge said with a bitter face.

The memory of a few years ago, the burning pain on her buttocks, she still felt her legs trembling and her scalp numb when she recalled it.

"Be careful, you can really let go, tsk tsk, Miaomiao, there is a good show to watch today." Luo Luo rode on Miaomiao's back, seeing that Lanruo City was close at hand.

"What's the matter?" Meow Miao was still running fast, with her spiritual sense exploring the way ahead, she turned to look at Luo Luo and asked.

"I, Lanruo, have customs. The person who welcomes the bride is going to be spanked by my unmarried wife and husband. Think about what Xiaobao is most afraid of?" Luo Luo said with a smile.

"She's most afraid that Shui Xinzi will hit her... Hahaha, you're right, there will definitely be a good show today, and I can't forget that child's voice that day." Miaomiao almost laughed so hard that her legs were weak up.

"Hey! You stupid cat, don't just smile, look at the road, I was almost scratched by a branch!" Luoluo narrowly avoided the branch that wiped his face, and slammed Meow Meow pinched on the back.

"My lord, I'm a jade raccoon, not a cat!" Miao Miao grinned in pain, but there was nothing she could do about Luo Luo.

"When it's just you and me, it's fine if you call me that. If you dare to do that again in front of others, I'll skin your cat!" Luo Luo scolded with a black face.

"Yes, yes, my lord, I remember." Miaomiao hurriedly agreed, but she didn't care about it in her heart. Didn't Shui Xinzi know it a long time ago? .

But Luo Luo is deceiving herself!She was shy herself, so she was obviously known by others, and she still pretended that there was no such thing.

"Be careful, I haven't seen you in the past few years. Your little treasure is developing well, but...why is his butt so upright now, and his chest is still the same as the racetrack?" When the time came, Tianyan's wedding party just arrived At the entrance of the Lanruo Palace, Luo Luo, who was standing with Lu Wuwu on the high platform, had sharp eyes. Through the wide-open middle door, he saw Mu Changge at the front of the line, wearing the emperor's wedding dress with red background and gold pattern.

"Huh? I didn't notice this. Maybe she followed her father." Lu Wuwu couldn't speak, and kept his voice very low.

"You have prepared this stool. Are you going to beat her right here? Are you afraid that the child will be ashamed and thrown out of the country if she commits an old problem?" Luo Luo said while looking at the red painted stool next to Lu Wuwu While covering his mouth, he snickered.

"She looks quite calm. I should know it. I don't plan to do anything to her. It's not necessary. It's just a formality. After all, many people are dissatisfied with me as the crown prince but marrying her halfway. Chou can calm down." Lu Wuwu gave Luo Luo a sideways look: "What's the matter, do you still want me to beat her up here and cry?"

"No, no, it's just that if you don't have a good time today, you will be in other people's territory in the future, and there will be people from them everywhere, so it will be difficult to make a move." Luoluo shook her head hurriedly, but the smile on the corners of her eyes and brows was hidden no matter what. Can't live.

"She is also very good on weekdays. I have nothing to do to beat her. She is not your cat. She will be honest only if she is not threatened by Xiao Yugan." Lu Wuwu raised his eyebrows, seeing Mu Changge and his party had already arrived in front of them, their lips were pursed with serious faces, and they stopped talking.

After the cumbersome ceremony, the people who were put into the square at the front of the palace to watch the ceremony began clamoring for Lu Wuxian to play Mu Changge according to the custom. Mu Changge, who changed color in an instant, hooked his fingers and sat on the stool by himself.

The author has something to say:

I really want to laugh at Lan Ruo's customary stalk.

This is the earliest marriage trouble.

Suddenly, I am looking forward to it. If it is a bear child who is married to endless big, what kind of attitude will our daily cold endless big conference face this custom?

Red and red

When cultivators fight, scars will be left under the influence of true energy. The attacker protects the body with true energy, and there will be no traces after the doctor treats it. Erosion leaves scars, such as a child's face.

On the tenth day, on the third watch, there is a lot of fat and wood in this ten days. . .