Journey to the West: I have nothing to do to chase monkeys

Just being staggered by Ao Lie covering his eyes like this, Monkey King has already grown his head in front of all civil and military officials.So just as Yaoyao pushed his hand away, Immortal Huli's severed head was snatched away by Sun Wukong's velvety hair and turned into a wolf dog. The blood in the neck cavity shot out a foot high like a fountain, frightened Yaoyao hurriedly grabbed Ao Lie's hand to cover her eyes.

It's so scary, it's going to be a nightmare~~~

Seeing her timid look, Ao Lie stretched out his hand and turned her to face him, teasing with a smile, "Yo, our immortal Yaoyao is also afraid sometimes?"

Yaoyao stared at him in disbelief, only to realize that the king and all civil and military officials had no reaction to Ao Lie's sudden appearance, "Did you use the invisibility spell?"

"Otherwise, do we still have to wait for the king to announce his presence in the palace?"

Yaoyao found out that she didn't even notice those two monsters, so she complained in her heart that it was only at this level, and it was really not wrong for them to lose at the hands of the Great Sage.Of course, it may be that they were so flustered and didn't pay attention because of the death of Great Immortal Hu Li.

Can't see those scenes, Yaoyao is also a big hearted person, holding the wooden ladle and asking Ao Lie, "Do you want to eat?"

Ao Lie narrowed his eyes and looked at her speechlessly, then suddenly lowered his head and opened his mouth, "I want to eat something with peaches."

"He's so picky." Yaoyao scooped up a spoonful of him and put it into his mouth as she disliked him.

After Huli Daxian, Luli Daxian and Yangli Daxian wanted to avenge their seniors, but after one was disembowelled, Sun Wukong turned into an eagle with his hair and took away his intestines. When jumping into the frying pan, even Yaoyao could hardly see her, she really deserved it and was pitiful.

The three national teachers all died, and the king ordered people to salvage their bones. They were crying to death.These three people have relied on these three people for all these years, calling the wind and calling the rain, and turning stones into gold. Now that the three are dead, the king has no idea at all.

Sun Wukong despises the king's old age, but Tang Seng couldn't bear the king's crying, so Sun Wukong stepped forward to explain that the three monsters are enjoying the wealth and honor in the world.When the king's life was about to run out, he ate him and took the throne for himself.Besides, those monsters called the wind and rain, messed up the weather here, and then there were natural disasters, but it seemed that the monsters had merit.

Only then did the king wake up, govern the country with heart according to Sun Wukong's words, and issued a list of monks, advocating Taoism and Buddha, and no longer favoring one over another.

Anyway, that's all Sun Wukong said. Whether the king listens to it or does it is his own creation.

Those monks who came back because of the list of monks returned all the hairs in their hands to Monkey King, and Monkey King shook his body, and the hairs returned to their original form and returned to their bodies.

After Yaoyao came out of Che Chiguo, she had an extra toy in her hand.

The cold dragon stolen from Yangli Daxian is actually not very useful to Monkey King, but just a trick.But he felt that it hadn't made any mistakes after all, so it was a bit pitiful to kill it, so he simply gave it to Yaoyao.

Xiao Lenglong was also refined by the Great Immortal Yang Li not long ago, his mind and spiritual consciousness have not yet developed, his body is about two feet long and slender, wrapped around Yaoyao's wrist like a white ribbon.It was scared by Monkey King, even if it was transferred to Yaoyao, it didn't dare to resist.

Yaoyao teased it with a red fruit in one hand, there was still a thin layer of light blue eye film on Xiao Lenglong's eyes that hadn't come off, so she probably couldn't see anything yet, it was all due to her keen sense of smell.The baby's fist-sized head sniffed from left to right, and opened its mouth to eat, but Yaoyao shrank her hands back maliciously and couldn't eat it, and babbled anxiously like a little wolf dog.

Ao Lie sat on the side, arguing for the little Lenglong who was always bullied by Yaoyao, "Do you know that you are abusing children?"

Yaoyao threw the red fruit into her mouth, and the demonstrator glanced at Ao Lie, "This is called Tiao | Do you understand?"

What the Great Sage said, you have to teach it to make it obedient, pointing east and not daring to go west, this is a qualified battle pet.

Ao Lie expressed contempt for Yaoyao, "Eldest brother is right, it's just that your training|training skills are too poor. Although he is not a natural dragon, he is also wise. There must be rewards for training dogs. You like this If you keep playing, it will kiss you."

Yaoyao, who has never had a pet before, was instantly dissatisfied, "I don't know how to do it, but you do?"

Half an hour later, looking at the little Lenglong who was enjoying being intimate with Ao Lie, he jumped up on his shoulder and took the initiative to rub Ao Lie's face, babbling happily, Yaoyao secretly scolded the traitor.

Afterwards, Sun Wukong also laughed at Yaoyao, saying that she had no ability to raise war pets.

Dasheng, is it wrong for you to hurt the slender and young heart of a girl like this?

A summer passed like this, and when autumn came, the group of people was once again blocked by the river.

Compared with the previous Heishui River, this river is like the Yangtze River. Not to mention that you can't see the end along the river at a glance, even the width of the river is covered by the surging waves, as if it is boundless.

The only good thing is that there is a boundary marker erected by the river, with three big characters "Tongtianhe" written on it, and ten small characters underneath. The path is [-] miles away, and few people have walked it since ancient times.

Just as Zhu Bajie read out these ten characters, Tang Seng was made to cry.

Even Sun Wukong was a little puzzled and asked, "Master, you are so good, why are you crying?"

Tang Seng said with tears, "I don't want the road to the west to be so difficult. Not to mention the dangers and obstacles, there are monsters raging everywhere. The Tongtian River is so wide here, if there is another monster causing trouble, how can it be good?"

Seeing him crying, Yaoyao stepped forward and said kindly, "Elder Tang, there are monsters in Tongtianhe, and that's what you were destined for."

Yaoyao really wanted to comfort him, you know, logically speaking, there should be a carp spirit in this river now, which was raised by Guanyin's family, and it came down to eat Tang Seng.Tang Seng learned the scriptures all the way, and it was fine for the immortal mounts in the heaven to eat him, and even all kinds of pets from the Buddha's family came out to eat him. Isn't it his destiny?

Even if Tang Seng was the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, he was just a mortal in this life, and he would be scared to death if ordinary mortals were scared.Buddha wants to test his disciples like this, who is to blame?

Tang Seng cried even more after being comforted by Yaoyao.

Zhu Bajie said, "Master, if we can't obtain this sutra, let's break up and divide up our luggage. It's not in vain for us to follow you."

Sha Wujing, who was always transparent in the past, disagreed, and hurriedly retorted, "Second senior brother, don't say such depressing words. We are taught by the Bodhisattva that even if we die, we will go to the west."

Tang Seng wiped away his tears, and his face returned to a firm expression, "I am ordered by the King of Tang to sincerely go to the Western Paradise to seek the true scriptures from my Buddha. No matter how difficult it is, I will never turn back."

Yaoyao: Then what did you mean by crying for a long time just now, just to vent?

She guessed well. After so much experience, it is impossible for Tang Seng to be free from pressure. He told Tang Wang at the beginning that he could go back after three years after learning the scriptures. Now he has gone for six or seven years, and he does not know how long it will take to reach Xitian.

Zhu Bajie ignored Tang Seng's thoughts, and seeing that he stopped crying, he said, "It's getting late, let's find a place to eat and live, and find a boat to cross the river tomorrow."

Sun Wukong jumped on the cloud head and inspected around, then came down and said to Tang Seng, "There is a village not far ahead, it is a good place to spend the night there." So Tang Seng wiped his face with his sleeve lapel, got on his horse and headed towards the village.

The village of four or five hundred households is called Chenjiazhuang.

When Tang Seng and the others arrived here, it was already dark. He was afraid that Monkey King would be impatient, Zhu Bajie was ugly, and Sha Wujing would be unlucky, so he would run into others, so he packed his clothes and went to stay overnight.The family seemed to have just finished fasting, and the sacrificial objects of fragrant flowers, precious candles had not been removed, the old man was generous when he heard that Tang Monk was staying overnight, so he directly invited a few people into the village and ordered the servants to set up a fasting service.

Zhu Bajie has a large intestine, and after eating pot after pot of rice, his stomach is like a bottomless pit.Tang Seng was a little embarrassed, so he opened his mouth and said a few words to him. The old man twirled the Buddha beads and sighed, "There is also old food that cannot be eaten at home. If this master is not enough to eat, I will let my family do it. Master came from the east. Come on, the Great Tang Dynasty is [-] miles away, the master is so sincere, he must have profound Buddhist teachings, and he also asked me to do a ritual ceremony for my daughter after fasting, and bless her to find a good family in her next life..."

At the end of the old man's speech, he couldn't hold back the tears in his eyes and sobbed.

Tang Seng let out a groan, "Old man, did your wife die early?"

"Hey~~ I'm still alive now, but... I'm not far from death. I've been fasting monks every day these days, just to keep her from suffering after death."

"So your daughter is sick?"

"No disease."

"Then why do you say she is not far from death?"

"Masters have come here all the way, have you ever seen a temple of the Great King of Inspiration in the upper reaches of the Tongtian River?"

"That hasn't been there yet."

"Master, you are foreigners. You don't know the situation here. The king of inspiration has great powers. He blesses this place with good weather, but there is one thing. We need to sacrifice boys and girls every year. If we don't obey, disaster will come! "

Tang Seng was shocked, "Why are there still gods who cannibalize people?"

The old man wanted to say something, but he didn't seem to dare to say it. He just shook his head sadly.

"So it's your family's turn this year?" Sun Wukong asked.

The old man's tears couldn't stop falling, and he cried, "Exactly, the old man's family is not prosperous, and he only got a daughter in his fifties, named Yi Cheng Jin, and he is only eight years old today, but he is about to die. ..."

Sun Wukong said to the old man, "Don't cry, bring your daughter out and let me have a look."

Yaoyao knew that the Great Sage had softened his heart, and he must have wanted to save the child.

She guessed right, but there was one thing she didn't guess right...

"Ah! Shall I change her?" Yaoyao looked at the timid little girl, who hid behind her mother's back and was a bit shy. Change!"

"You are a serious girl, who will change if you don't change." Monkey King is determined to change, and Zhu Bajie of course agrees.

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Yaoyao to refute, she directly blew fairy air at Yaoyao.Yaoyao only felt a blur in front of her eyes, and suddenly her eyesight became much lower, and she hastily lowered her head to take a look. Sure enough, her body had turned into a red and yellow jacket, a green satin cloak, and a red silk skirt around her waist. , on a pair of light red cloth shoes.

Ugly, okay? ! !What the hell is red, green and yellow! ! !

Sun Wukong didn't care about Yaoyao's sad eyes, he just said to the old man, "Old man, take a look, is it exactly the same as your daughter?"

The old man is smart, when he saw that Sun Wukong made Yaoyao like this, he guessed what to do, immediately pulled his wife and daughter to kneel down for Yaoyao and Sun Wukong, and kowtowed, "Thank you for your kindness, Master, I would like to offer you a thousand taels of silver. Send the masters on the road to learn scriptures."

Yaoyao: Hey, have you asked me before? Just kowtow to drive the ducks to the shelves!

Well, she's already a duck hanging on a rack...

This is not over yet, the virgin is born, and the virgin is the son of the old man's younger brother. Seeing that Sun Wukong is capable and has a bodhisattva heart, no one wants a white-haired person to give a black-haired person, so the old man's younger brother also cried for help.

Monkey King intends to turn Zhu Bajie into a boy.

Yaoyao was terrified, damn it, she didn't want to go with that pig and be given to the goblin!

"So you pulled me up?" The seven-year-old Chen Guanbao was wearing a brocade and yellow silk gown, sitting on a red lacquered wooden tray, squinting at Yaoyao, who had become a scale of gold beside him.

"Being a brother means having the same blessings and sufferings." Yaoyao didn't look at him, she put her hands on her chin and felt a little guilty, "You can just be content, look at me, I'm dressed like a traffic light, and I can direct traffic by squatting on a tree gone."

"It's bad luck for eight lifetimes to be your brother, so I won't be your brother." Ao Lie, who was forced to become Chen Guanbao, retorted with words.

"Okay, if you're not a brother, you're still a teammate in the trenches. Teammates are just used to trick you."

A seven-year-old boy whized out a small dragon from his sleeve, "Dandan, bite her!"

The little dragon that looked like a white ribbon ran to Yaoyao's side, Ah Wu held one of her fingers in his mouth, and let out a whimper in his throat, the little cold dragon didn't have any teeth, so he couldn't bite at all.

Of course, it will definitely not bite if it has teeth in the future. If it dares to bite, Ao Lie must tear it to pieces.

So the eight-year-old girl shook her fingers and stretched out her hand to scratch its belly, the little cold dragon rushed back with a chirping sound, curled up around the boy's neck and rubbed his face with a chirp, acting coquettishly aggrieved.

Yaoyao was very curious, "How did you teach it to understand everything?"

Ao Lie's expression was full of complacency.

"You two, be quiet, and be careful that the monster will show up later." Monkey King, who was originally hiding in the dark, waiting for the monster to appear, showed up helplessly to remind the two.

The moment Sun Wukong appeared, the little cold dragon Dandan hid back into Ao Lie's sleeve.

"It doesn't mean that the monster only comes at the third watch, and now it doesn't come at the first watch, and we have to wait for a long time..." Yaoyao moved back and forth in the red lacquered wooden tray, like a thorn growing on her buttocks, she couldn't sit still at all.

That's why Sun Wukong originally planned to let Zhu Bajie change into Chen Guanbao, which saves trouble!

"Great Sage, that monster is a carp from Guanyin's family, why didn't we go directly to Guanyin Bodhisattva to take him in?" Yaoyao was puzzled.

Sun Wukong stroked the golden cudgel, and said with a sneer, "The virgin boys and girls he ate before died in vain? Can he still spit it out?"