Journey to the West: I have nothing to do to chase monkeys

"What nonsense?" The green-robed monk cast a sidelong glance at Yaoyao, "It's getting smaller and smaller."

He deliberately said that he was very dissatisfied, but in fact his tone was as soft as the night breeze.

Yaoyao rolled her eyes from side to side, thinking 'I'm not talking nonsense' in her heart.

Yaoyao has been with Master for so many years, and Master loves to be clean.Originally, he was a god, and he circulated his true essence at any time, so it was not too easy to let the aura surround his body and isolate the dust.

In fact, gods have the power to cleanse themselves, and to become a god is to cleanse the bones and cut the marrow, and get rid of all the impurities in the body.As long as it is not contaminated by external forces, it can of course remain spotless.However, a considerable part of mortals and immortals will retain the habit of bathing.

Master usually likes to be clean to the point of being almost obsessed with cleanliness. From the hair to the hem of the clothes, he spares no expense of real energy. Even when the shoes step on the ground, they are actually separated by a layer of aura.Don't look at Master sitting on the ground casually at ordinary times, but he will never stain the corners of his clothes.For this reason Yaoyao always laughed at her master as a Virgo.

But the master who was leaning against the door in front of him, the sleeves of his green robe felt a little dusty, and there was still a piece of dead grass in his hair.

He must not have noticed it himself, Yaoyao muttered to himself.

Master never looked in the mirror, even on the water.

I don't know why Master denied it. Maybe he did something stupid and was afraid of losing face if he said it?Anyway, Yaoyao didn't bother to ask, she had more important questions.

Yaoyao giggled and leaned under Master's eyelids, "Master, the Great Sage treats me well now, so he didn't drive me away."

The master snorted boredly, and glanced behind Yaoyao, "I can see, I have sent all the avatars, are you afraid that you will be eaten by monsters on the way?"

The master is a little angry~~ Is it because he was rejected after pursuing the fairy sister or because he lost the fight with his love rival?Yaoyao's dishonest guess.

Monkey King at the back didn't respond, and yes, he couldn't understand words.

"Doesn't this mean that the Great Sage treats me well?" Yaoyao continued to exaggerate the Great Sage, wanting to create a good image of the Great Sage in Master's heart.

"Okay, your flattering skills are so poor, why don't you learn more when you have time?" He still didn't know what this stupid girl's virtue was, "If you weren't driven back, what was it for?"

"Master, do you know of any way to remove the tight ring from the Great Sage's head?"

"Yes." Master replied very straightforwardly.

"real?!"

"Either go to Tathagata to take off the tight band, or he, Monkey King, is still as powerful as he came, so he can take off the tight band."

Yaoyao tugged on Master's sleeve to play tricks, "Master~~~ I am serious about asking you!"

The green-robed monk sighed lazily, "What are you so anxious about, as long as Monkey King comes to Leiyin Temple honestly, I think Tathagata will not keep this thing anymore."

"Then I know, but..." Yaoyao pursed her mouth in displeasure, "Tang Seng is too much and too annoying, he almost recites the magic spell as a routine, and orders the Great Sage around, and the Great Sage is just repaying his favor , and not his slave!"

"Your master and I are not omnipotent." The green-robed monk patted Yaoyao's shoulder, "Go back quickly, and just be patient when encountering such things in the future. It's really not going well. Afterwards, you quietly beat Tang Seng out Vent your anger. (..l)" After finishing speaking, he paused for a few seconds, and added, "If Sun Wukong drives you away again, you will come back, and Master will vent your anger on your behalf."

"The Great Sage didn't drive me away last time because of Tang Seng." Yaoyao thought that Master didn't know, so she quickly defended the Great Sage, "I accidentally swallowed the demon pill of the White Bone Demon, and the Great Sage said it was a corpse demon. It's easy to become a monster."

The green-robed monk smiled perfunctorily.

"Besides, I understand now, what's the use of beating Tang Seng? It's all the fault of the Great Sage. Besides, I can't watch Tang Seng 24 hours a day. Curse, there must be a preventive measure..." Yaoyao said here, her face changed, and she smiled mysteriously, "Master, I actually thought of a method, but I don't have the ability."

The green-robed monk squinted his eyes at her, guessing what bad idea she had thought of.

"As long as Tang Seng recites the mantra, let Tang Seng bear the headache of the great sage, that is, pass the pain on to himself. Let's see if he dares to recite it in the future. If he recites it, he will hurt himself to death. That's all right!" Yaoyao clicked 32 likes for her unique idea.

This girl... is really... a stupid idea.

"Girl, I found that you really have the potential to become a demon." The green-robed monk half-rolled his eyelids and said with a light smile.

Yaoyao blinked her eyes to be cute, "Master, do you think my idea is too bad?"

The green-robed monk shook his head, "You're not thinking badly, but this method of reversing nature is not so easy to use, and it won't get rid of the roots."

"Try it, master, think about it, Tang Seng will roll in pain whenever he recites the mantra in the future, let's see if he dares to recite it again!"

The green-robed monk drooped his lower eyelids, covered his eyes, and asked with a smile, "It's not good for you to learn this, don't you regret it?"

"No, no, master, please teach me quickly." As long as Tang Seng's problem can be cured, Yaoyao will not regret it.

"Okay, come here with your ears."

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After listening to Yaoyao, she was stunned for a while, and then asked weakly, "Master, can I change it?"

Using herself as an introduction... Yaoyao recalled the last time she was slashed by the yellow-robed monster, and immediately panicked psychologically.

The green-robed cultivator sneered as expected, "Do you think this kind of magic that transfers damage is just for fun? All magic that goes against the laws of nature will have backlash." Looking at Yaoyao's frightened expression , the green-robed monk continued like coaxing a child, "Master will teach you another method, how Tang Monk favors Zhu Bajie, let Monkey King learn more."

After he finished speaking, he raised his steps and walked towards the house, "Okay, let's go back quickly."

"Let's... give it a try."

The master's figure froze in place, seemed to be stunned, and after a while he said, "Are you willing, for Monkey King?"

Yaoyao bit her lip, "I don't want the great sage to become like Zhu Bajie, the great sage is unmatched by anyone, um...besides, I'm just trying, Tang Seng won't dare to read it again when he hurts himself , so, it doesn't seem that scary. Hehe~"

Yaoyao smirked to cheer herself up.

The master still turned his back to her and did not speak.Yaoyao called out, "Master, are you unhappy?"

The green-robed cultivator turned around, with a helpless and disgusting smile on his face, "I really can't do anything about you," said the formula to Yaoyao twice, and after making sure she remembered it, he waved his sleeves like chasing flies, "Okay, hurry up and take that vellus hair with you, it's all posted for other people's homes to raise apprentices."

"Master, don't lose your temper. I am very filial as a disciple, and I brought you two bottles of good honey." Yaoyao touched her body, "Hey, where is the gourd? Why is it missing, by the way , must have dropped it during the fight with that nine-headed monster!"

The green-robed monk shook his head and smiled, "You are so filial." He raised his hand and touched Yaoyao's forehead, "Stupid girl, if you really touch Monkey King someday, come back and say hello to me, let's go."

"Borrow Master's auspicious words." Yaoyao bowed nonchalantly, then turned her head and held Monkey King's hand, "Master, I'm leaving."

But at this time, Monkey King looked at the child Tang Seng untied, secretly grinding his teeth.Last night, the monster was very cunning, and before he came to him, the monster ran away in a hurry.Monkey King guessed that he knew his tricks and didn't dare to stop him head-on, so that's all.

I don't want to see a child hanging on the tree as soon as the day is bright, walking through the vine forest, dying silently, immediately makes Tang Seng feel distressed, and hurriedly asks Zhu Bajie to untie it.

Tang Seng also complained secretly, "This must be the child I heard calling for help yesterday. I have a pity that he was hanged all night. You monkey, if you met him last night, why didn't you rescue him?"

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and said with a grin, "Master, you are wrong about the old grandson. I never saw him last night. Besides, we walked all the way west, yesterday's voice clearly came from the south."

The mountains and forests are dense, and the voice is faint. Tang Seng couldn't remember which side it was, so he had to give up.After holding the child in my arms to warm it up for a while, it really felt alive again.

"Master, Master, I'm afraid~~" the child opened his eyes, was startled by Zhu Bajie's face, and cried softly into Tang Seng's arms.

"Don't be afraid, he is my apprentice," Tang Seng soft-heartedly hugged the child and coaxed, "Whose child are you, why are you hanging here?"

Well, Master has sent out kind intentions regardless of good or bad.Monkey King jumped on a tree branch and didn't listen, anyway, no matter what the monsters said, he was definitely going to follow them and wait for the opportunity to do something.

Sun Wukong was right, the child told a miserable experience, and then Tang Seng decided to take him to a place with a village in front, and entrust him to a good family.It's just that the child has been hanging for a long time, his hands and feet hurt and he can't ride a horse, so Tang Seng had to let Zhu Bajie carry him.

Zhu Bajie was willing to carry it, but he was disgusted by the children, "He has a long mouth and big ears, and the bristles on the back of his head are hard and piercing. I am frozen and can't bear it."

Tang Seng was also called Sha Seng Tuo, and he was disgusted again, "Those thieves who killed my father and kidnapped my mother also have such a bad face, I am afraid~~"

Tang Seng had no choice but to raise his head and call Monkey King.

Sun Wukong said he didn't listen, but he could still hear it clearly from the branch of the tree. Seeing that the monster was coming towards him, he thought for a while and jumped down the tree path, "Okay, I'll carry it."

Zhu Bajie secretly said to Drifting, "The one who protects the weak is not here, otherwise I must have another blind idea."

Drifting's expression on his face was very true.

Yaoyao flew with Monkey King for quite a while, and the more she thought about it, the more something was wrong. Usually, Master always beat her in various ways and told her to stay on the mountain to practice, but this time, Master talked openly and secretly, as if he wanted her to leave quickly.

There is also the lazy expression of the master who can't even speak up, as well as the dusty sleeves and grass clippings in the hair.

"Great Sage, I think we should go back and have a look." Yaoyao stopped in mid-air and asked Monkey King for advice.

Monkey King didn't understand what Yaoyao was talking about, but seeing her slightly serious face, he raised his hand and patted her on the head.

It seems to be saying, it's okay, I'll be with you.

"My sage, you think so too, right? Then let's go back."

Yaoyao didn't see Master when she turned back to the mountain gate again, she was really terrified at that moment, she thought something happened to Master!

When she found her master in the cave in the back mountain, the master who was always airy and relaxed was leaning against the rock wall in the corner, limp and lifeless.

Something really happened...

Tears welled up in Yaoyao's eyes, she knelt beside her master and touched his face with her hand, she was cold and didn't respond at all.

"Master...Master, did you hear what I said?" Yaoyao blamed herself. She had been with Master for so many years, but she didn't notice that something was wrong with Master just now.

Still pestering Master to only advise on other things...

It turned out that Master was right, she really had no conscience...

No matter how messed up Yaoyao is outside, when she suffers and breaks her heart, the first thing she thinks of is going home.

She can't go back to her own time, here, where there is a master, is her home.

The master picked her up, gave her a place to live, didn't dislike her stupidity, let her mess around, let her get whatever she wanted, but she never...had done anything useful for the master.

Yaoyao grinned and laughed at herself, she was really... spoiled.

A fluffy hand stretched out and wiped away some of the tears on Yaoyao's face.

Monkey King squatted beside her, his bright eyes seemed worried, and the monkey hair on his fingers were wet with tears.He seemed not quite used to this strange touch, and shook his fingers.

Yaoyao thought his action was funny, but couldn't laugh.I wiped it on my face indiscriminately, yes, now is not the time to cry, and the master will not die, bah bah bah, come up with some brains!

Taking out the relic inner alchemy, Yaoyao didn't know what to do with the bright yellow beads.Master has no external injuries, how can I use this thing? !

Mao Yaoyao, you are so useless!

"Great Sage, go back, I'll stay with Master." This was the only trivial thing she could do for Master.

Monkey King was motionless, he didn't understand what Yaoyao was talking about.

Yaoyao pushed him, "You go and tell the Great Sage, I mean, the real Great Sage, you go and tell him, I will go back when Master is all right."

Being pushed by Yaoyao, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven took the initiative to move to the side, but he still squatted beside her and did not leave.

Yaoyao is gone.

"Well, I think, even if you don't need to say hello, the Great Sage doesn't care if it's a few days later."