Journey to the West: I have nothing to do to chase monkeys

Yaoyao didn't intend to hide Sun Wukong on purpose, her apprenticeship was open and above board, er, she was actually muddleheaded.But no matter what, she can be regarded as the root of Zheng Miaohong, but she usually calls her chief master, master, and never asks her Taoist number or anything.

It's kind of embarrassing to say it.

"Xiao Yao, you have something to hide from my grandson, right?" Sun Wukong narrowed his eyes dangerously.

"No, no," Yaoyao hurriedly waved her hands, "I just..."

"My dear disciple, you are really easy for Master to find." Yaoyao was wondering what to say when a slow voice suddenly sounded behind her.

Yaoyao's back stiffened, and she couldn't help swallowing, she didn't expect to be caught by Master so soon.

Turning around slowly, Yaoyao had a flattering smile on her face, "Hey, Master."

The monk in the blue Taoist robe looked very young, but he stood a little casually, with his arms folded and his head tilted, looking at Yaoyao with a hostile expression.

Yaoyao shrank away from Sun Wukong, and suddenly pointed out, "Great Sage, look, he is my master."

Then he quickly pointed to Sun Wukong, turned his face to the young monk and said, "Master, this is the Monkey King, don't you admire him very much?"

The young monk raised his eyebrows. When did he say that he admired Sun Wukong? This stinky girl really knows how to talk nonsense, but she still bowed her hands very politely, "Sun Dasheng, I have heard the name for a long time, and I am sorry and disrespectful."

"It's easy to say, easy to say," Sun Wukong sang a little promise to return the gift, "I don't know which side of the fairy you are?"

Sun Wukong also traveled around the world back then, and there are very few gods in the sky who he doesn't recognize. Today, he really has no impression at all.

"The poor Taoist has a low reputation and is not worth mentioning. I heard that Sun Dasheng got out of the sea of ​​suffering and protected Tang Monk from the west to learn scriptures. I don't know if my unworthy disciple has caused trouble for the Great Sage?"

Sun Wukong couldn't hear it, this monk was full of polite words, but he had the matter of cassocks in his heart, and he didn't bother to talk nonsense, "There is no trouble, but you are a Taoist priest, and I will return you She's a complete apprentice, you can take care not to let her run around in the future."

"Great Sage, where are you going?" Yaoyao looked at Monkey King reluctantly, "I can help you."

"It's just you!" Before Sun Wukong could speak, the young monk laughed first, "If you don't cause trouble to others, I will read the Infinite Heavenly Venerable."

Sun Wukong glanced at Yaoyao, jumped off the rock and disappeared after a somersault.

"Great Sage~~" Yaoyao looked like an abandoned idiot and was about to run after him, but someone grabbed her by the collar.

"You're a nymphomaniac, be careful to scare someone into giving you a stick." The young monk brought Yaoyao up to him and scolded, "You dare to steal my treasure and go down the mountain without saying anything, you are so courageous. "

"Master~~ I was wrong." Yaoyao pretended to wipe away tears that did not exist.

"Stop pretending," the young monk knew too well what kind of virtue his apprentice had, "come back with me and practice honestly."

"I can practice outside," Yaoyao retorted weakly, and muttered again, "Besides, if it wasn't for the magic weapon of shrinking the ground that made me confused, I would have caught up with the Great Sage a long time ago." gone."

"You stole my baby and still dare to dislike it. The baby is still here."

"Master, I am very conscientious. I only took the two outermost pieces of the cave, and I didn't go inside." Because the magic weapon must be higher in level as it goes inside, one is because Yaoyao is afraid that Master will be really angry, and the other is She was also afraid that if she didn't recognize it, she took it wrong.

The young monk let out a strange laugh, "You have a conscience, how dare you say that your master and I only have four magic weapons, and you took half of them at once."

ah?Yaoyao was surprised, "Only four? It seems a little less..."

The young monk put on a pair of dead fish eyes, "Do you think your master is Yuanshi Tianzun or Taishang Laojun, and those with many magic weapons can be used as stones to kill people."

Yaoyao thought about it, and it seemed that she was right. "Master, can you replace me with one that rides the clouds and rides the fog? I'm not used to the one that shrinks to the ground."

"No, both of them are shrunken," the young monk answered casually, and suddenly realized, "Hey, I said you stole my treasure. If you don't apologize honestly, you want to change it?"

Yaoyao grinned and saw her teeth but couldn't see her eyes, "If you change some, it means that you are capable, Master."

"Oh~~" Will be fooled by this stinky girl, he will live in vain as soon as he is old, "I seem to remember that Monkey King only has a golden cudgel, and he doesn't even have to change it. Is he capable or not? .”

"Master doesn't take you like this~~" Yaoyao was not happy, "As long as the Great Sage has a golden cudgel, he will be invincible."

"Really, the Five Elements Mountain..." "Master, Master, I was wrong, I will return the treasure to you."

After getting back the magic weapon as he wished, the young monk touched his apprentice's drooping little head, "Apprentice, have you been hungry these two days?"

Yaoyao replied weakly, "No, I took the Bigu Pill from your room."

The young monk smiled as expected, "Stupid girl, I changed it a long time ago, the bottle of Bigu Pill is filled with jelly beans."

"Ah!" Yaoyao yelled with a bitter face, "I just said how can I get hungry after eating for a while, I thought the bigu pill was very effective!"

"Why do you always wander off when you are making alchemy, and you can't even tell the difference between elixir and sugar. Next time I will replace it with Croton, and see if you dare to sneak down the mountain!"

"Master, I have worked very hard, but you just told me that I have to meditate to feel the aura of heaven and earth. I don't even know what aura of heaven and earth is."

Yaoyao looked at it, those time travelers could easily grasp this mysterious and mysterious thing.But even if Yaoyao was not a top student or a scumbag back then, after coming to this world, she couldn't understand the so-called aura that other people could feel from birth.

The young monk also frowned. The master and apprentice had discussed this question countless times in the past ten years.But the problem is, no matter how he explains it, aura itself is everywhere, even an ordinary mortal can feel it as long as he concentrates and calms down.

He can teach the method of refining qi, but the apprentice can't feel the aura of heaven and earth at all, so there is no way to teach this.

Alchemy also depends on spiritual energy to maintain the fire, so Yaoyao can only sit by and observe every time.

The monk sighed. Anyway, it hasn't been resolved in ten years, and he doesn't care about it in a day or two. "Okay, master brought crispy chicken and spicy shrimp, do you want to eat?"

"I think~~~" Yaoyao immediately jumped up vigorously, "Master, you are the best!"

The master and apprentice were sitting on the big rock where Sun Wukong sat just now, and Yaoyao had eaten jelly beans as bigu pills for the past two days, so she couldn't wait to open the lotus leaf bag, smelling the fragrant and hot food aroma, Yaoyao's saliva was about to flow down.

"Master, you are the best person in the world~~"

"Stop flattering, eat quickly." The young monk sat sideways, opened the gourd and took a sip of wine.Yaoyao is not too polite, anyway, the master has already cultivated to a positive result, and she is the only one who needs to eat.

"Master, I knew you were reluctant to punish me. You must have done this when you were about to leave the mountain, right?" Yaoyao said shamelessly while feasting.

Although Master doesn't need to eat, but he is very smart, he can learn what Yaoyao can do with just a few glances.

Really more popular than dead people.

"I was just thinking, why did I soften my heart and accept you as my apprentice? I really regret it."

Yaoyao has heard these words hundreds of times, and completely ignored them, "By the way, Master, just now the Great Sage asked me, I still don't know what your master's Dao name is?"

"Where did I get the Taoist name?" The young monk looked puzzled.

"Didn't your master give it to you?"

"I learned the Tao by myself, where did I get the master from?"

"Okay, so what's your name, Master, I won't know what to say if someone asks you in the future."

"Name...just say that I am your master."

Yaoyao stared at her master's innocent expression, and suddenly had a bad feeling, "Master, don't tell me, you don't have a name at all!"

The young monk coughed twice, "Anyway, before accepting you as an apprentice, I never dealt with anyone, so I'm too lazy to name you."

"Master, don't tell me now, our master, just you and me?!"

"Isn't it good? In this way, no one will compete with you for the position of leader in the future."

Yaoyao was about to cry with a chicken bone in her mouth, but I didn't care about the head of the sect at all, master.