Raiders mission is to breed to get rich

According to the original plan, the day after Xin Bei and actor Cheng Jinyun arrived, the guests would officially start their life of "self-reliance and hard work".

Now Cheng Jinyun's participation time is uncertain, and the film crew can only promote the development of the program according to the original plan in his absence.

The original simple script, under such frequent accidents, is completely useless.Zeng Xu, who was the controlling guest, wept secretly, as if he had already predicted that the show would run wildly towards the future beyond his control.

Early the next morning.

"Autumn is here, the little fat sheep on the prairie—" the director's voice sounded serious, "It's time for shearing too. Please complete the shearing work within the specified time under the guidance of the shepherd teacher. After completion , according to Teacher Shepherd's rating of the hired workers, decide how many ingredients you can receive next."

"Director, director." As soon as the director finished speaking, he felt someone beside him tugging at the hem of his clothes, calling his name anxiously.

The director put down the loudspeaker in his hand, squatted down, and asked with great dignity: "What do you want me to do?"

"You..." The assistant's expression was indescribable, "You seem to have called the guest a 'hired worker' just now."

director:"……"

It's broken, how can I speak my heart out.

The director decided to let Almighty's later stage cover up this sentence.

But this does not prevent the guests from discovering their true status in the eyes of the director and the program group.

Zeng Xu happily put on the special work clothes for the sheep pen, and said, "Let's go, hired workers, there are hundreds of sheep waiting in the pen!"

Xiaohua Xinbei was busy checking with Sister Mo whether the sunscreen was applied evenly on her face.

Lin Rong chased after Yuan Yi, concerned about whether he had all his belongings, but Yuan Yi hid faster than a rabbit.

Only Sinan—

Wearing silver-white work clothes, the waist is tied tightly, the neckline is pulled to the top, and the shoes are shiny new rubber shoes, which abruptly wears the work clothes out of the coolness of a motorcycle suit.

Holding a tool bucket in his hand, he leaned against the door and listened to the director's speech. Then, Sinan rushed towards the farm happily with windy footsteps.

It was in stark contrast to the guests who were still busy cleaning up and messing around behind.

Zeng Xu said enviously while putting on his shoes clumsily, "It's better to be young!"

And the photographer behind Sinan seemed to have seen through the truth during the two days of getting along.He panted and looked at the camera while nodding silently.

After observing Sinan for the past two days, he found that this young man had a mediocre reputation in the entertainment industry, but he was very dedicated and responsible in his work, and he was quite enthusiastic about his duties.

At first glance, he is a dedicated star.With his hard work in his career, given time, he will definitely become popular.

In a sense, it’s true to be dedicated. Later, when it became popular, it can be considered that the photographer’s prediction was accurate, but it’s just a star career...

Looking back on the current photographer years later: I was wrong.

He thought he was witnessing the rise of a new generation of traffic, but he didn't expect that it was the beginning of a generation of sheep raising tycoons.

The shepherd, a dark-faced old man in overalls, waited near the sheepfold, frowning as the stars approached.

According to his thinking, these big stars should not be allowed to do this job.

Afraid of star suffering?

Oh, that's not true, at the age of the old shepherd man, whoever knows them is who they are.

The shepherd mainly felt from the bottom of his heart that they——

stupid.

Thinking of his little grandson who went to school in the city, crying when he saw cows and sheep when he came home during the holidays, pointing to sheep dung and saying it was the history of chocolate, the shepherd felt that these celebrities were inseparable from his little grandson.

Naive city people!

Out of pride in his job and distrust of these white and tender stars who don't even have a cocoon on their hands, a symbol of merit, Shepherd showed a full teacher's aura without the director's emphasis.

For example, the eyes proclaiming "You are the worst class I have ever led";

"I can't do this, pigs have two more brains than you" expression;

"If no one raises their hands, I'll call someone to demonstrate"...

For a while, the stars were shrouded in fear of being ruled by the word "teacher".

Only Sinan looked very relaxed, nodding from time to time, with positive eyes, and even dared to make positive eye contact with the shepherd!

Putting this in the teacher's place is basically equivalent to shouting "call my name, I want to go on stage" in class!

In subsequent interviews, the guests talked about their feelings at this time——

Another guest: "Seeing Li Silan's performance, I immediately recalled the bully sitting next door in elementary school... It reminded me of my childhood shadow of being ruled by other people's children."

Shepherd: "What were you thinking at the time? Oh, I think this young man is quite brave, and I have to ask him to come up and give a demonstration later."

Director: "Then the demonstration is over? How about the young man?"

The shepherd took a puff of cigarette and glared at the director: "What kind of young man is called Mr. Li!"

director:"……"

"Teacher Li's level, I dare not say that he is number one, anyway, he is better than anyone I have ever seen..."

As for what Sinan was thinking at the time——

"Uncle has a good technique. I will hire him to herd sheep in the future. I am optimistic about him."

director:"……"

At this moment, they don't know that each other has different thoughts in their hearts, and they are not on the same line at all.

The people present were still concentrating on learning how to shear sheep, and they had no idea that there was a big boss standing next to them who was about to attack them with dimensionality reduction.

"To shear sheep, you have to tie up the sheep first and knock them down." The shepherd tied up a sheep smoothly, and pushed it down to the ground with a stick, and the sheep lay down obediently. I can't get up.

The shepherd plucked the wool very proudly: "I don't think this method is simple. If you don't have experience and don't use your strength, you will definitely not be able to do it."

As he spoke, he began to explain how to remove the wool from the sheep.The best way to shave wool is to keep the wool left on the sheep at about the same length, and the wool on the ground is still a whole sheet after shaving, which is convenient for grading and sorting the wool when buying and selling.

After finishing speaking, the shepherd saw Sinan nodding at him again, and seeing him look over, Sinan showed a very friendly and positive smile.

The shepherd's stern face couldn't help but smile: "Young man, you, it's you, what's your name?"

"Li Silan."

"Li Silan, come up and find a sheep to try, and do as I said just now."

Sinan nodded kindly.

The shepherd is not going to help Sinan. On the one hand, it is the request of the program group to allow the guests to complete the work independently. On the other hand, it is the shepherd's little thought.

The children in the village were disobedient, and they knew it hurt after a beating, so they became obedient.

If you want these big stars to learn how to shear sheep, you have to let them suffer first before they know how to be honest.

So, the shepherd didn't look at what Sinan was doing, stood aside with his hands behind his back and smoked a pipe, and continued to explain the sheep-shearing skills to the other guests sitting below.

"...You can just learn to be whole. It's impossible to do it as fast as I do. If you can bring down the sheep at the beginning, you will be considered successful. We don't ask you much, as long as you cut a sheep today, If you don't harm the sheep's skin and belly, I'll go to the director and tell you that you are qualified..."

"Teacher, teacher." Yuan pointed to a place and called Shepherd in a low voice.

The shepherd saw the eyes of the other guests getting bigger and bigger, and his eyes fell on him for a while, and then fell on the corner pointed by Yuan Yi behind him, swaying left and right, and there was a story in his eyes.

As expected, they are all people who can perform.

The simple shepherd does not know that this kind of performance is called a showman.

He just subconsciously followed the direction Yuan Yi pointed to, wanting to see what happened.

In that corner, a sheep that had just been sheared was obediently standing up and leaving with a "bleat" on its soft fur.

And Sinan squatted beside him, easily and effortlessly gathering up the wool on the ground that seemed to be connected into a whole piece of skin.

The shepherd looked up at the sky and down at his watch, only to find that the time had indeed passed only a little while.

Much less than the time it takes him to shear.

"This, this...impossible!" The old man kowtowed his dry pipe, and moved to Sinan's side, staring at Sinan with burning eyes, "Come again, you can cut another end."

Sinan lowered his head and smiled, beckoning not far away with a good temper.

The shepherd made sure that his old eyes were not dimmed. The last time his son and wife took him to have his vision checked, the doctor praised him for his excellent eyesight.

But why, when he saw a sheep in the flock, he ran towards him...

What's even more amazing is that the sheep stopped in front of Sinan, lowered its head and bleated twice, then glanced back, and unexpectedly, its legs trembled, and it knelt down on the ground.

The posture is so smooth, it is as obedient as a human being under the hands of Mr. Tony in the shampoo shop.

"Wow——" From behind the kneeling sheep, a dog's head stuck out its tongue and opened its mouth smiling.

Only then did the shepherd understand that it was the dog that drove the sheep over.

The dog driving the sheep frantically wagged its tail at Sinan, and was patted on the head by Sinan. He turned and left happily and contentedly.

The parties and the dog didn't know it at all, and this action upset all the directors, assistant directors and guests who coveted Ergou.

Why does this dog have two faces!

When other people's eyes were focused on the majestic Ergou, only the shepherd stared at Sinan intently.

Sinan's method of shaving wool is comparable to that of a barber shop director-level Tony. Even the typical "soft and curly" hair of small-tailed Han sheep can be shaved to a satisfactory shape.

It can be called a beauty and hairdressing expert in the wool shaving industry.

Three times, five times and two times, with the rapid fall of the sheep under his hand from struggling to enjoying, the wool on the ground also piled up thickly, and what surprised the shepherd even more was that Sinan only held a handful of sheep in his hand. An electric razor can shave wool to exactly the same length.

The sheep shaved from under his hands actually looked...pretty good?

Sure enough, with the cooperation of the sheep, the movement was extremely fast and the efficiency was very high.After shaving, Sinan patted the sheep's back, and the sheep stood up obediently, bleated twice at Sinan, and then turned back into the flock.

A strange and ridiculous idea suddenly came to the shepherd's mind.

Why does it feel like the sheep is thanking the barber? ? ?

He smoked his long-extinguished pipe in silence, watched Sinan suffocate him, doubted the efficiency of shaving wool from his life experience, and held back for a long time before opening his mouth:

"Li Silan... No, Mr. Li, it's convenient for you to tell me about your haircut, no, how you shave?"

Sinan: A haircut? ? ?

Seeing Si Nan's technique is so proficient, the guests present did not doubt anything, they thought it was very easy to just shave wool.

Especially Lin Rong, when he saw Yuan Yi actively approaching Si Nan, saying that he wanted to learn some haircut techniques, he pulled him out with a dark face.

The razor in Lin Rong's hand was also passed to Yuan Yi: "Don't just look at it, let's try it, I understand it, it's very simple."

Saying that, he dragged Yuan Yi to the sheep.

As an idol, although Lin Rong is half-playful, he also knows that an idol must be excellent.

The most talented face, the smartest mind, the most playful personality, so——

Shave the worst wool too!

Lin Rong wanted to choose a sheep for Yuan Yi that could become famous in one battle, preferably the one that shaved one head for ten.

He took a fancy to the head sheep standing at the front of the flock.

"You wait, I'll bring that sheep over for you." Lin Rong smiled softly at Yuan Yi.

Yuan Yi looked at it hesitantly, he also saw it just now, even a shepherd dog as powerful as Er Gou couldn't move the big sheep.

Lin Rong, can you do it?

Lin Rong didn't know, unknowingly, his credibility was lower than that of Ergou.

He walked up to the sheep confidently.

"Come here." Lin Rong imitated the movements of the shepherd, trying to draw the sheep out and tie them to the ground.

The head sheep was unmoved.

He frowned, seduced the sheep twice but didn't take the bait, and simply wanted to go straight to it, and moved his hands towards the horns of the leading sheep.

As we all know, horns are quite powerful offensive weapons.

But this leading sheep is not the "leading sheep" in the past, it has not adapted to the body of its own sheep.

So, subconsciously, the head sheep raised its hooves...

Lin Rong felt dizzy for a while, and there was severe pain in his thigh. The last second was the terrified expression of the culprit sheep.

Wait, what are you afraid of?

I'm the one who got hurt, okay?

"what--"

After a period of chaos, Lin Rong was finally sent to the hospital for examination because of dangerous operations that did not meet the regulations.

But as far as Si Nan observed, Lin Rong's leg should be nothing serious, and it won't be broken.

This made him frown slightly: "It shouldn't be..."

"Shouldn't what?" Zeng Xu looked into the distance sadly, thinking of this troubled show, one guest was sent to the hospital before one guest came, and he couldn't help sighing like Si Nan, "Yes, It shouldn't be so unlucky."

"Unlucky?" Si Nan raised his eyebrows, looked at Zeng Xu in surprise, understood what he meant, and didn't say anything later.

No, he didn't mean that Lin Rong was unlucky.

After being kicked by a sheep, the leg is not broken, shouldn't it be? !

Sinan silently searched for the head sheep among the flock until he fixed his eyes on the strongest sheep and squinted his eyes at it for a while.

This sheep looks quite strong, but I didn't expect it to be so weak.

The anxious leader Cheng Xuzhi: Why do I feel that this person despises me? !

In the past, Cheng Xuzhi would definitely make this person who might despise him suffer.

But now, thinking that he just kicked another person into the hospital, he couldn't help but feel a little guilty, and he also wanted to ask this person named "Li Silan".

Cheng Xuzhi is well aware of the vengeful nature of human beings. If a sheep kicks him, he will definitely kill the sheep and eat it.

The guy who was taken to the hospital didn't look like a very generous guy.

Mr. Cheng, who is smart and very understanding of people's hearts, must protect the safety of his identity as the troublemaker.So he reversed his attitude of avoiding and refusing to shear the sheep just now, and turned his attention to the other people present.

Finally, between the Shepherd and Sinan, Sinan was chosen.

After all, from the sheep's point of view, he can also see that the latter's wool looks good.

Cheng Xuzhi walked towards Sinan with reserved steps, but not everyone can make him lower his noble head, today was a complete accident.

Not far away, the nasty shepherd dog was squatting on the ground and staring at Cheng Xuzhi, with his mouth open to laugh, as if he was joking about "I couldn't come just now, but now I beg to cut it off".

A good man doesn't fight a dog.

Cheng Xuzhi chose to ignore Ergou generously.

He stared at the man in front of him with deep round eyes, hoping that Sinan could understand what an honor it was for him to have the honor to shave himself today.

Hmph, if he had winked, he would have shaved more carefully.

Such an accident occurred in the program, so it can only end in a hurry, and at most, some additional shots will be taken later.

Sinan was about to help the program crew clean up the mess when he saw a big ram strolling over.

Then stopped in front of him.

Um?Isn't this the ram that committed the crime just now?

Others may not remember clearly, but Sinan upholds the attitude of a professional and has already recognized all the important sheep in the sheepfold.

He maintained a cautious attitude towards this troublemaker.

Although this sheep may be more immature than it looks, it should have a bad temper, and it's not a joke to go around.

Sinan has no interest in living in the next bed with Lin Rong.

So he turned his eyes away from the sheep, so as not to offend the ram by looking directly at it, turned around and prepared to leave.

Huh?

Why did the sheep turn in the same direction and stop in front of him again?

Sensing something was wrong, Sinan silently stared at the sheep.

Ergou ran over from a distance, squatted obediently at Sinan's feet, looked at the sheep with Sinan's innocent and pure eyes, and panted "haha".

head sheep...

The head sheep seemed very disgusted, looked down at Ergou, looked up at Sinan, his eyes were tangled and complicated, and suddenly made a suggestive movement——

It sprawled on the ground swiftly, and made a trip to the lawn, as if the sheep were tied up when the shepherd was shaving.

"You...do you want me to shave you?" Sinan was a little surprised to find that the sheep had become a sperm!

But this sheep actually turned its head to look at Sinan, and then moved its head again.

As if urging him.

Sinan squatted down with great interest and looked at the fine sheep.

For some reason, he suddenly remembered the clever little pig in the last world.

Sinan couldn't help itching to tease such a shrewd and mischievous guy.

So, he quickly fulfilled the sheep's request, shaved it with a perfect hair shape, and left a lovely heart shape on the top of the sheep's head.

It couldn't be seen anyway.

Sinan looked very satisfied, nodded and patted the head sheep.

The strong ram looked at where he could see, and was very satisfied with the neat new shape.

Humans and sheep have completed a wonderful cooperation, and they are both happy.

This kind of happiness lasted until the next day, when Lin Rong returned from the inspection——

"Director, yesterday's sheep obviously had the desire to attack people. I think it's very dangerous. As far as my personal request is concerned, it's not too much. Either drive it out or eat it." Lin Rong followed the director limping Later, she expressed her appeal to him.

The director was a little annoyed, but it was indeed a mistake by the film crew, and Lin Rong's request was not too much.

So he led Lin Rong to the sheepfold, and stretched out his hand: "Look, which one is the sheep from yesterday?"

Lin Rong still remembered that it was a tall sheep, one of the best in size in the entire sheep pen.

His eyes swept over the sheepfold.

This head is too fat, this head is too short, this head is too thin...

This one looks a bit like it!

Lin Rong pulled the other sheep away and looked at the "suspect sheep" he had chosen.It is indeed tall, but after shaved, it is a bit too thin compared to the sheep in Lin Rong's memory.

And that sheep should have been unshaven.Now this head is not only shaved, but also has a heart shape on his forehead. If he saw it yesterday, he would definitely be impressed.

So it must not be it.

"Is that the sheep?" asked the director.

Cheng Xuzhi, who was still attached to the sheep, heard the director and Lin Rong's identification, and shrank his body vigilantly into the sheepfold,

He was shaved and would certainly not be recognizable.

Sure enough, Lin Rong looked at him for a while, then shook his head: "It's not this end..."

Cheng Xuzhi felt complacent, but he didn't have people's hearts that he couldn't guess, and it really was.

Immediately afterwards, I heard Lin Rong say: "...there was no such a heart shape shaved on the head yesterday."

The director couldn't help but smiled immediately: "Yeah, such a heart shape is so cute."

Cheng Xuzhi:? ! !

You are cute, and your whole family is cute!

His eyes flicked up to his head, trying to break through physical limitations, and saw the legendary heart shape in the middle of the forehead.

Failed.

Cheng Xuzhi kicked the grass on the ground angrily, he had no time to enjoy the joy of the rest of his life after the catastrophe, and he only had hatred for that "Li Silan" in his heart.

This guy is horrible!

The author has something to say: Later, a poor sheep was taken away instead of Cheng Xuzhi.

Thus, there is the allusion of "scapegoat".

And Cheng Xuzhi ate the warm mutton pot made by Sinan without any guilt in his heart, and even wanted to do it again.

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 25 bottles of Gouzi taking off; 4 bottles of Ninisang Tiantian;

Coming soon!Warm mutton pot, please have a taste!Is it authentic head sheep flavor? !