Raiders mission is to breed to get rich

As a handsome, cute and smart border shepherd who inherited the good looks of his adoptive fathers and ensured that the family of three could attract the attention and admiration of passers-by when they went out, Ergou has been living a carefree life like a little prince.

It is convinced that it must have the right to inherit a certain throne, although friends say that this is simply an idea that only straight dogs have.

The two dogs didn't understand, so they rolled together and fought with them. In the end, none of the dumplings succeeded, and each of them lost a pinch of hair.

When it was scolded by Sinan's father with its hair messy, it was still whining and retorting.

If it doesn't have the right to inherit the throne, how can it become the happiest dog in the world like it is now?

So those guys must be jealous of it.

But just like the power struggle TV dramas on TV-for a while, Ergou has delved deeply into such content, and every prince who inherits the throne has a happy life full of dangers.

"Ha, remember to eat but not beat." When being taught by Sinan's father, Cheng Xuzhi also squatted aside with a teacup, watched it with interest for a long time, and finally knocked the dog's head mockingly.

Ergou bared his teeth at him.

In its succession script, Cheng Xuzhi is the stepfather who will abuse the princess and the prince.

See, even this configuration is perfect, it is of course a prince.

Of course, when there is no one around, Er Gou will also think about this philosophical question when he licks the place where a tuft of hair has fallen out and feels sorry for his handsome appearance.

In this family, it came later than the two adoptive fathers. Is it necessary to divide the father and stepfather?

After thinking about his mother's teachings during the milk dog period, Ergou nodded steadily.

necessary.

Fortunately, according to the experience taught by my mother, the prince's status is stable, and the status of the stepfather in the family is not worth mentioning, so there is no need to worry.

The border collie is a dog breed that is astonishingly intelligent - this is the consensus of the border collies themselves.They have family skills inherited by the group, and they will be taught by their biological parents when they were young.

Previously, they were taught how to herd animals cooperatively, making them decent dogs with legitimate work skills, unlike other silly dogs.

Now is the time to teach them how to take their place in the future family.

Ergou still vaguely remembers when the moon was not yet full, the mother dog murmured softly:

"Remember to observe, whoever adopts you will smile at you, and you will regard him as your new father and new mother."

"Smart children will know who is the head of the family and capture their hearts."

"There are always some humans who don't like you on the surface. We have many ways to get their love. Of course, if they are just bluffing, you don't care at all."

"—Finally, protect them, be loyal to them, and trap them, don't let other guys take their love away."

After finishing speaking, when the owner came over with a smile, the mother dog personally showed the last one——

With one kick, Ergou, who wanted to show off his cuteness, was kicked to the back of his ass.

It is impossible for anyone to cross a border collie and snatch its owner.

Neither can their children.

Ergou, who grew up from his mother's precepts and deeds, quickly grasped his career development goals on the first day he entered the new home and fell into the hands of the new owner.

"This is a puppy sent by my cousin. It was born by their bitch." Warm palms gently raised Ergou's head, which was sleeping in the person's arms, and gently stroked its head and chin. Makes a fuzzy grunting sound.

"It's so cute, it really looks like Ergou...ah, why not call it Ergou?" That nice voice sounded again.

Ergou has just turned one and a half months old, and it is the time when he loves to sleep, but he still tries hard to open his eyes in front of his new father, trying to see each other in his eyes.

The light flowed into the fundus of the eyes, and a pair of curved peach blossom eyes fell into Er Gou's eyes that were just able to see clearly.

He is smiling.

Then he is my new dad.

Just as he was thinking, a cold hand stretched in from the side, and pressed against Ergou's little ear very viciously, making it tremble.

"It looks silly, are you sure you want to raise it?"

Er Gou looked over, and a taller figure bent down and approached it, exhaled almost on the tip of its nose, and then showed a trace of disgust:

"It also smells like a milk dog, an unweaned guy."

Ergou was so angry that he buried his head in the arms of his new father.

Of course, its little tail was trembling with fear, revealing its true thoughts.

If the person is the head of the household, will it be given away?Will he not like himself?

Without the experience of fighting as an adult border herd, this fledgling dog spirit showed a rare little panic.

"Okay, don't scare it, the puppy is barking." The new father said, "I bought all the dog food, and I promised him."

"Hmph, I'm just saying."

"You..."

"...the dog mat was left on the balcony."

Ergou stayed at home smoothly in the end. Similarly, he also knew that he had two adoptive fathers, one of whom treated him very badly.

Although it was the dog mat he sent, and he had to take turns to shovel Ergou's shit with a stinky face, Ergou still firmly believed that the other dog was his number one enemy in this family.

Referred to as stepfather.

But it won't be worried, because it knows from the first meeting that the other party is just bluffing, and the head of the family is its father Sinan.

Cheng's stepfather, a paper cat, is vulnerable.

From then on, Ergou tried his best at home in order to maintain his status——

When you are hungry, you must immediately run to Cheng Hou's father's feet with a rice bowl in your mouth, and squat obediently, yelling for him to feed yourself.

When the poop is finished, he must run to Cheng Hou's father with blinking moist eyes at the first time, wagging his tail and pulling his trousers, asking him to shovel his own shit.

Every time this happened, Sinan's father always said with a look of doting and envy: "Ergou still likes you, and I will find you if I have anything."

In this regard, Cheng's stepfather and Ergou showed a tacit understanding like their own father and son - they looked at each other and then turned their heads and exhaled.

Cheng Xuzhi: It's for me, I can't see it?

Ergou: My father is so simple, how can I rest assured.

When he was working, he always went to Cheng's father's side, and at night when everyone was resting at home, Ergou must rush to Sinan's father at the first time to occupy the best position.

When I was a child, I sat on my lap, but later I sat next to him. Anyway, stepfather Cheng couldn't take the opportunity to take the position.

For this reason, it quarreled with its stepfather countless times behind Sinan's father's back.

"Be good to me tomorrow."

"Wow woof woof woof!"

"Don't get in the door at night again, you know? I know you understand."

"Wooooowowowow!"

At night, Ergou didn't care, of course, and was about to run into the house with a stride.After all, it's just a puppy a few months old, so I don't understand it.

but--

Cheng's father was clever and locked the door ahead of time.

Ergou slapped the door angrily twice.

Hey, that's the bad thing, no matter how much Sinan's father loves it, he always has to stay in the hut with his stepdad at night.

I don't know what they are doing.

Ergou thought of what he saw on the TV show, the emperor and concubine were lying in the tent, and then the room was pitch black, and occasionally there would be uncomfortable barking.

It seems that everyone is like this.

Is this the trouble of adult humans?

Ergou sighed.

The prince is also afraid that his stepfather will blow the pillow wind!

However, relying on Ergou's cute appearance, ability to speak, and shrewdness to deal with Cheng's stepfather at home, Ergou flaunts his power until he is almost five months old, but he still inevitably encounters troubles.

A new trouble has been added to its life——

Faced with the pervasive ridicule of stepfather.

For example, in the afternoon, he slept soundly on the sofa. When Sinan's father passed by, he stroked his head, and Ergou raised his head and responded with a whimper.

Father Cheng would sit over and stroke Ergou's head, and said to Sinan's father, "Don't touch Ergou's head next time, I'll see... this dog is going bald."

As he said that, he bent down and looked at it, and he was sure: "Is it really Bian Mu? Really?"

Ergou: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

I just lost my hair during puberty!

It was so angry that it bit on the stepdad's sleeve and grinded its teeth, and it just happened to change its teeth recently.

"Tsk, it's all saliva."

Cheng's stepfather tugged again in disgust.

Ergou flashed a hint of slyness triumphantly, it knew this trick would work, and Cheng Xuzhi hated dirty things the most.

But it is also a pity, because I heard that the stepfather used to be very clean, so it should be more lethal at that time, right?Who knew that this guy could adapt so quickly now.

In this regard, Sinan's father always said that his stepfather was "duplicate".

Ergou reluctantly admits that his cuteness may really have such an astonishing effect, even a ruthless person like his stepfather can be moved.

Is being cute its fault?

Because he entered puberty, Ergou became more and more active.Even though he has a big yard and a two-story building, he still wants to go out and play, and he is a lonely dog ​​when his aunt is away during the day.

So, the dads of two decided to take it to work.

But from Ergou's point of view, Cheng's stepfather was forced to do so, obviously because he was worried that he and Sinan's father would stick together every day.

In the beginning, it was sneaked into the company by Dad Cheng.

The stepdad seems to be idle at home, eating too much and being lazy. I didn’t expect that there is a big company, and there are many beautiful ladies and young brothers in it. It’s just that some of the younger brothers have the same hair as him, maybe they are puberty, A little sparse.

Ergou fell in love with this place instantly.

Because it's not alone anymore!

They said that Cheng Houba is the owner of this company, founded it when he was studying, and operated some electronic products and games, which seemed to be very technical.

Ergou doesn't quite understand what electronic products are and can they be eaten?

Does the game have a good TV series?

"It's worth millions of you." The stepdad said lightly.

Ergou doesn't know millions, but it knows hundreds.

The stepfather can afford hundreds of dogs!

For the first time, it felt a sense of crisis, my God, it turns out that its prince status is not unique.

The power of the stepfather is too great.

Ergou decided to bow his head to the power and treat him a little better in the future.

So in the stepdad's company, Ergou is a lot more well-behaved - at least when the stepdad is in a meeting, it won't whimper to find the stepdad to shovel shit, and occasionally go to the young lady next to the stepdad .

After all, the last time this happened, when it rushed into the conference room and dragged the stepdad away from the table to get the pink shovel to shovel the shit, some bald uncles couldn't help laughing at the stepdad.

Ergou was very angry. Although they were balder than himself, he decided not to be with them!Not even if they tempt it with small treats.

The face of the stepfather is also the face of their family.

The scope of activities was expanded, and Ergou also knew a lot of secrets.

For example, the young lady next to the stepdad called the secretary always snickered at the photos of the two dads in private, and chatted with others, saying things like "I've got it real", "fairy cp" and so on. .

Ergou verified with her intuition that her attitude towards her fathers was safe, so it solemnly handed over the honor of feeding the dog and shoveling shit to this young lady.

For another example, although the bald uncles often complain about their stepdad in private, they still respect their stepdad very much, especially when the stepdad treats them better.

It's just a smile, they are so happy, it's like eating high-end dog snacks.

very pitiful.

Looking at it this way, the stepfather often smiled at himself, although it was certainly not as good as at Sinan's father.

Ergou saw a more complicated world, and suddenly found that he could at least rank in the top ten in his stepfather's heart.

Later, Ergou discovered that Cheng's stepfather didn't smile much at his parents—Ergou called them grandparents.

Grandpa Cheng also smiled more at Ergou than at his stepfather.

Only then did Ergou feel that human feelings are too complicated, so he decided to forgive his stepfather again.

Of course, in addition to these people, there are also some guys in the company who make Ergou feel that there is a crisis of the throne.

"Jalynn, are you Mr. Cheng there?" A beautiful aunt leaned against the secretary's sister's desk, winking softly like a female cat in heat.

Ergou exhaled and rolled his eyes, ah, he hates cats the most.

So it always feels that the stepdad is like a big cat, but compared with this aunt, it must be a high-end breed.

The secretary's sister exudes a businesslike atmosphere: "Mr. Cheng has a meeting in the afternoon, why don't you go back first, and I will help you register later."

Auntie pouted in disappointment, like the smoked sausage Er Gou ate yesterday: "Okay~ I've asked him out several times. They're all friends, why don't we come out to play?"

After murmuring for a while, the aunt finally left.

The secretary's sister squinted her eyes dangerously and gave a "bah" sound: "I really think that I am some kind of friend. I dare to find the company after meeting twice. If it wasn't for your brother's face, Mr. Cheng would have kicked you out a long time ago. "

The second dog is not happy, it thinks that the aunt is like the outsider who wanted to pry Sinan's father away, as his stepfather had talked about before, and has an impure purpose for his stepdad.

Although without a stepfather, it doesn't have to worry about the possible hundreds of princes.

But it doesn't want that.

So the next time, when the aunt was still downstairs, Ergou jumped out and rushed to the side of the auntie. When she put on a smile and said, "This is Mr. Cheng's Ergou, so cute", and was about to touch it, Gently lift your leg...

Technology nicely pissed on auntie's trousers.

"Ah—the Chanel suit I just ordered!"

The aunt who is very particular about face fled.

Ergou went back proudly, this time even the secretary sister was not disturbed!

But in the afternoon, it heard someone calling its stepdad.

"Huh? Your cousin was peed on my dog ​​by my dog?" The stepfather suddenly added a hint of doubt in his cold voice, raised his eyebrows and looked at Ergou on the sofa, "What do you mean by that, so she is going to talk to the dog now?" Do you care about it?"

Ergou suddenly felt that his stepfather was very nice to speak.

"Ergou is very smart. He has never had such a problem. Why did he see your cousin like this? It can't be... what did she do?"

Ergou found out that his father's ability to hold the shit bowl has increased.

"I told you last time, take good care of her and don't let her harass you again. I want to remind you again because we are friends." The stepdad's tone became more and more unhappy, "Otherwise next time You go directly to the police station to get someone, it’s not a matter of scrapping a pair of pants.”

The other person didn't know what to say, but the stepdad finally hung up the phone with satisfaction.

Later, Ergou never saw the aunt again.

Ah, that night it got a sneaky extra meal from its stepdad, and it ate dog snacks that it couldn’t eat often and was said to make it fat.

"This is our secret." The stepdad said, "Next time I see others continue to behave like this, I will support you."

Ergou dislikes himself very much, it is not clean anymore.

It actually conspired with the stepfather.

Fortunately, soon, the stepfather publicized his love affair, wishing everyone knew that he had a boyfriend and a dog, and they were an auspicious family.

So Ergou finally kept his reputation and didn't pee all over the world.

It is relieved.

The stepdad also has various ways to publicize his relationship, from meetings to business trips, from meals to overtime work, there is nothing he can't do.

During a meeting, if he received a call from Sinan's father, he would be very sorry—you must know that he would never have such an attitude at ordinary times, and then said: "Sorry, my family is calling."

Then talk loudly in the hallway.

When the two dogs passed by, they were very disgusted. It was obvious that the stepfather was not such a person, and it misjudged him.

Embarrass the prince.

When working overtime, the step-dad would take out his luxurious food box at the right time when others ordered take-out, and pointed to the abalone and lobster porridge inside to express that he could eat casually.

By the way, he said distressedly: "No way, the one at home likes to cook, so I don't even have the chance to eat takeaway with you."

The bald uncles: "..."

They complained to Ergou in private: "Since your father found Boss Si, he is no longer a young entrepreneur who eats and sleeps with programmers. He is full of capitalism."

Can't understand.

But it can understand that when Sinan's father comes occasionally, all the employees and even familiar partners of the cooperative company will watch Sinan's father enter the office with a salute.

Ergou was very familiar with that look.

It's the way it looks at dog food when it's about to eat!

And the stepdad was even more powerful when he invited him to dinner. During the days when Ergou stayed with Sinan's father, he could often see his stepdad.

Sinan's father has a private kitchen, which looks small and quiet. The people who come here are familiar with him, just like friends.

It's not as lively as stepdad's place, and there's not much space there, but Ergou likes it very much.

Because he is a working dog, the Border Collie's instinct seems to be to go to work, and he will be proud if he is allowed to fend for himself.

For the stepfather, Ergou is the young master and the little prince, and he just needs to be petted.

In Sinan's father's place, Ergou is a decent dog with a job.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Ergou can squat at the door to say hello when guests come.

When guests order, Ergou can deliver menus to them.

There is a small basket on its back, and guests can choose the booklet inside to see the daily diet, which is different every day.

To the outside world, this is a menu carefully prepared by the chef.

But Sinan's father said: "Oh, it's actually what you can buy today."

It's really random.

Sinan's father's shop is not big. I heard that life was easy in the past, but now his father bought a pig farm from Grandpa Si, so he has to deal with the work of the pig farm and is quite busy.

Ergou has been there before, and the pigs are very obedient, so there is no need for him to graze. After playing for a while, he finds it boring.

But it's a big place, it's comfortable to run, it likes it, the family goes there every week, and they have a house of their own.

Then Ergou discovered that he could always see his stepdad's face in the private kitchen.

"Dingling bell—" the doorbell rang.

"Aww, ow!" Er Gou ran up to welcome the guests happily with a smile on his face.

"It's very difficult to get an appointment at this store. I heard from your father. I've been to X city seven or eight times, and it's the first time I've come here because of your chance!"

A fat man with a hearty laugh came in.

"Oh, there is also a puppy, so cute... Wait, Xu Zhi, is this dog the same breed as yours?"

Ergou tilted his head in surprise, and sure enough, he found a long leg coming in from behind the door, the familiar smell, the familiar footsteps...

"Hey, Uncle Liu, that's my dog." The stepfather looked down at Ergou.

Two dogs: ...

Phew, wasting my greeting feelings.

It decided to just wag its tail perfunctorily.

The stepdad always brings people here, and it's the same way every time. It's a mess for dad, and he doesn't bother to greet him.

What he was going to say next, Ergou had memorized it all.

"Uncle Liu, let's sit there, the light is good there." Stepfather's voice sounded like a human.

Hmph, it's just because the box is close to the corridor and has a special perspective.

Then the stepdad could pretend to be casual and stop Sinan's father who couldn't see anything.

Sure enough, after the waiter's elder brother greeted everyone, Sinan's father came out, and he couldn't see the stepdad's position when passing by the corridor.

Then he just fell into the trap of the stepfather.

Next, the stepfather will definitely hold Sinan's father's hand and introduce him very solemnly, Ergou is tired of hearing it.

It stood up proficiently, ready to go ahead, and be introduced together obediently later-after all, it is a family of three, so it must be neat and tidy!

When it comes to meeting foreign guests, His Royal Highness still has complete etiquette.

really……

"This is my boyfriend, the boss here, Sinan. By the way, we raised the second dog together."

You see, it guessed everything right.

Ergou yawned, and wagged his tail at the fat man's smiling face, which recovered from surprise.

The life of a prince is really difficult. He has to do everything and know everything.

It really broke its heart for this family.

The author has something to say: Ergou's life is full of dullness, tediousness, and day-to-day cooperation and love.

Small age bears big tasks, no wonder hair loss occurs during puberty.

Ergou, who knows how to hum, is waiting for you in the private kitchen shop, and I want to say welcome to everyone!

Thanks to the little angel who threw the rocket launcher: 1 is incorrect;

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 2 kite madmen; 1912 Qianqiu, soul1, and I want to eat fish;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：Pan29瓶；您的外星人不在线20瓶；竹绿君15瓶；鸢冶狂人、唐桉、3010610瓶；十年一生5瓶；小龙女3瓶；黑雪2瓶；雨时、阿筝、盈盈秋水、logic1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!