Cannon fodder's rush guide [Quick Transmigration]

Seeing the token in Hu Bubu's hand, Gu Lin was still a little confused, "You are a ghost messenger?! Then why were you so..."

Acting so like the end of the world what? !

Hu Bubu, who hadn’t eaten human food for a long time, took a bite of pork ribs. It was so delicious that it filled his mouth full of puffy meat, and he said inarticulately, “I’m just adding some fun to your ordinary life in the ghost world. Haha Haha, you didn't look in the mirror, your expression is funny."

"...Do you still want to applaud your acting skills? Give me an Oscar by the way?"

"Hey! You don't have to be so polite. I have performed stage plays before, and everyone said I am very talented! Hehehe..."

Gu Lin sneered and snatched the fried pork ribs from his hand. It would be a waste of food for him to eat this kind of ghost!

"Master Guicha, I don't deserve you to eat this kind of poor food, so you should stop eating it. It's not fun. If it breaks down, I don't want to be able to afford it."

"Ah! Mengmeng, I was wrong!" Hu Bubu didn't snatch him away, seeing him throw the last piece of ribs into his mouth, his expression turned into grievance at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his smooth fleshy face shrank into a ball: " Isn't it necessary to have a sense of ritual to be a ghost? You see, you get very nervous when a ghost messenger comes to arrest you. Finally, I will take a turn around and tell you that I am the ghost messenger. The ghost messenger is my own, so don't worry about it, isn't it? Surprise is very unexpected? I feel that the ghost life is so beautiful, and the sense of happiness is overwhelming, this is called suppressing the desire."

I really can't listen to the words anymore. Is it used like this?Hu Bubu was still whispering in his ear trying to explain his miraculous brain circuit, Gu Lin was so annoyed that he directly picked up the rag on the table and stuffed it into his mouth, and the world became silent all of a sudden.

He clapped his hands. Who would have believed that one day he would do something to a ghost? Life is really a surprise and a surprise...

Hu Bubu hurriedly spat out the rag in his mouth, "Bah, bah, Mengmeng, this is a rag! You treat me like this! Don't you love me? Do you have a dog outside? Is it the one named Chen Bai?"

Gu Lin, who didn't understand his mental activities, sighed. Why do some people like to compare themselves to dogs?

"Don't, don't compare my Xiaobai with you, your species is different."

"Oh, you really don't love me anymore."

Hu Bubu suddenly looked at him very seriously: "But Mengmeng, you really have to go with me. I won't be able to explain if I don't take you back after the boss said something. But don't worry, I won't let them torture you. of!"

Hearing his words, Gu Lin's face immediately turned dark, wow!Is there still punishment?Is it too late to run now?

There are rules for being a ghost, and Gu Lin knows it very well, and he doesn't want it to be difficult.But he just agreed to spend the New Year with Shen Bai, how helpless the child would be if he suddenly disappeared like this.

"Can you give me a few more days? You see, I have already promised others to accompany him for the New Year, and now I regret it, what a shame! I will take the initiative to surrender to you after the year, do you think so?" At least It's been a year, isn't it...

The superior seems to have said that they will be arrested, but it seems that there is no set time, if it is a few days later...

Hu Bubu was thinking with his brain with limited capacity, his facial features became more and more compact and his face was serious, which made Gu Lin feel terrified.

"That must be three plates of fried pork ribs! No, add another plate of fried chicken legs!"

"……make a deal!!!"

It's not that Hu Bubu is so easy to buy, but that he really hasn't eaten delicious food for many, many years. He was a fat man who weighed almost 160 pounds when he was alive, but now he has only three carats left, so thin!This place is also strange, it is at the intersection of yin and yang, only this kind of place can allow the ghosts in the underworld to eat the food in the underworld.

It's just that human beings don't seem suitable to live in this kind of place all the time...

……

When Shen Bai came back at noon, he saw such a strange sorghum at home...

"Xiaobai is my friend, he is a good ghost, just call him Uncle Hu."

"Hi, I'm just here for a few meals."

Shen Bai glanced at him vigilantly, with complicated eyes, he didn't like others intruding into his and Gu Lin's life.

As long as there is food to eat, the big-hearted Hu Bubu is completely unaware of Shen Bai's dislike for him.

He even whispered to Shen Bai while Gu Lin was going to the kitchen: "Little Bai, do you think your Uncle Gu's craftsmanship is very good?"

"..."

Hu Bubu: "Then how about you tell Uncle Gu that you want to eat pig's trotters? One is enough... no, two!"

"..."

Shen Bai glanced at him, ran to the kitchen and said to Gu Lin, "Is that uncle outside a fool? Is he just like this, or he became a fool when he became a ghost?"

Gu Lin: "..."

When the first snow of the year fell, the New Year finally arrived.

Gu Lin bought Shen Bai a set of big red jackets, and praised his little face to be more fair and delicate. Seeing his obedient appearance, Gu Lin put some red flowers on his forehead in a wicked way, as if jumping from a New Year painting down doll.The door has been vacant for so many years and finally a festive couplet was pasted on it, and a bad luck was pasted on the door. After all, the two ghosts in the family would not be so stupid as to invite two door gods...

Gu Lin beckoned Shen Bai to come over: "Xiao Bai, come here, come to the door and say 'Fu is here'."

Although Shen Bai didn't quite believe this, he was even less willing to take Gu Lin's kindness into consideration. Looking at the bright red color on the door, he made two beautiful dimples,

There was a surge of heat in my heart that reached the root of my nose, it was so sour.

"Fu, Fu has arrived."

How can there be such a good boy!

Gu Lin, who couldn't control his hands, stroked Shen Bai's head a few times, his face full of happiness: "You are so good, Xiao Bai is one year older, and you must take good care of yourself in the future. This is the lucky money from my uncle. Keep it .”

Hearing Gu Lin's words, Shen Bai didn't think too much, took the red envelope and hid it in the innermost pocket, he also has lucky money...

in the house...

Because there is no underfloor heating in the south, fortunately he installed an air conditioner for his home in advance. Although it is not as good as in the north, it is still much better, and he will not be reluctant to get out of the bed.

"Sit down, both of you, I'll serve the shrimp slips and we're ready for dinner."

Gu Lin started greeting the New Year's Eve dinner early, and snowy weather is naturally the best match for hot pot.

I saw a dining table in the center of the hall, and a mandarin duck pot in the middle of the table was steaming, and the bottom of the pot was made of bone broth that had been boiled overnight.Because Shen Bai can't eat spicy food, and Gu Lin is a person who likes spicy food, he simply set up a mandarin duck pot.

Next to the pot was a pile of dishes, Gu Lin poured milk for Shen Bai, and he and Hu Bubu had cold beer just taken out of the refrigerator. Drinking cold beer in winter always has an unusual pleasure.

The two of them, together with Hu Bubu's abnormal combat power, ate for a full three hours. They ate from six o'clock to nine o'clock before leaving reluctantly. If it wasn't that their stomachs couldn't hold it, they could eat all night.

At night, Shen Bai and Gu Lin sat on the sofa to watch the Spring Festival Gala.After all, Shen Bai was not too old to start pecking rice with his little head before eleven o'clock. Gu Lin enjoyed watching it, but after all, his own baby still couldn't bear it.

"Xiaobai, do you want to go to sleep?"

"No... I'm not sleepy, the time is almost up."

Not sleepy... This is really lying with your eyes open...

Seeing that his attitude was very tough, Gu Lin had no choice but to wait with him.Looking out of the window, the snow that has been falling for a whole day has finally stopped, and the whole world is covered in white and white.

"Xiaobai, the snow has stopped, why don't we go build a snowman!"

Shen Bai's eyes lit up instantly, and the sleepiness just now seemed to be fake.

"Okay! Wait for me to get dressed!"

Afraid that he would catch a cold, Gu Lin wrapped him up tightly, leaving only two black eyeballs protruding from his whole body.

There are only footprints of the two of them in the white snow, one big and one small are in unexpected harmony.Because it has snowed all day, the snow is quite thick. It is said that two people piled it up, but in fact only Shen Bai was piled up. Gu Lin watched quietly from the side.

"Look, this is you and this is me." Shen Bai pointed to the two snowmen, one big and one lower, and said.

Gu Lin was leaving the day after tomorrow, but he never told Shen Bai. On the one hand, he wanted him to spend the Spring Festival without any worries, and on the other hand, he didn't know how to speak.He broke into Shen Bai's life without authorization, let him get used to his existence, and then left suddenly, it seemed too cruel for a teenage child.

Gu Lin: "Little Bai, have you ever been afraid of me?" After all, he is a ghost, an existence unknown to human beings.

Shen Bai thought for a while, "No, I used to hide in bed when I saw ghosts, and I didn't dare to come out no matter how hot it was. But when I saw my uncle, I felt an inexplicable sense of intimacy..."

"..." Gu Lin patted his head, opened his mouth and did not speak after all, "Let's go back, the temperature is a bit low so we won't catch a cold."

He believes that Shen Bai can take good care of himself, but he is still young after all, he is reluctant to let Xiao Bai suffer, but...

The backs of the two disappeared at the corner of the stairs, and the snow slowly drifted down again. The snowman that had just been built stood under the street lamp, and was slowly piled up by the snow. Although the snowman is beautiful, it is short-lived and will disappear. .

On the first day of the new year, Gu Lin didn't allow Shen Bai to say any bad words, even Hu Bubu said "It's so hot!" Gu Lin stared at him for a long time, so scared that he didn't dare to open his mouth.

Hu Bubu glanced at Gu Lin resentfully, did this elder brother forget that he is a ghost?You are not allowed to say the word "death" when you are already dead... What an inexplicable rule...

Today, because the snow outside was very frightening, one person and two ghosts didn't go out, and watched TV together while eating the snacks they bought.

Hu Bubu sighed: "The kids nowadays are really happy. When I was his age, I was still playing with chicken shit. It's not like the kids now have game consoles and TV sets. I can't blame my narrow vision. I have been exposed to it since I was a child." Everything is different.”

Shen Bai: "..."

Gu Lin: "..."

Chicken shit? !

Shen Bai looked at Gu Lin with complicated eyes, uncle also played when he was a child?

Gu Lin, who received the gaze, quickly disregarded the relationship, joking that this is a question involving IQ!

"Don't, don't look at me, he is a mentally handicapped child who is much happier, I don't have this kind of experience."

Seeing his complicated eyes, Hu Bubu came back to his senses, and hurriedly explained: "Hey...haven't you played...I'm not talking about real chicken shit, I'm talking about..."

Gu Lin and Shen Bai both had expressions of "I understand", Hu Bubu stuffed a big mouthful of snacks into their mouths angrily, and completely gave up explaining, so let's do whatever we want.

…………

The happy time always passes the fastest, and in a blink of an eye it is the time agreed by Gu Lin and Hu Bubu.

"Let's go Mengmeng, don't worry, the boss didn't say how to punish you, maybe you'll be locked up for a day or two before you come back, don't use this life-and-death look." Hu Bubu scratched the back of his head: "It's really impossible , you just want to be a delicious bribe to the boss, maybe you will be released as soon as you eat it."

"..." I really don't know if God is blind or his boss is blind. Such a ghost can be a ghost messenger. I'm not afraid that one day he will sell the hell for a few bites. . .

Gu Lin put the living money in a conspicuous place so that Shen Bai could see it when he woke up.In the end, he still chose not to say goodbye to Shen Bai, because it might not take long for him to come back, so why would he say goodbye?to be honest?Arrested because living with him interfered with the lives of living people?

Either way is too cruel for Shen Bai.

"Let's go..." Gu Lin took a last look at Shen Bai, helped him pull the quilt, and said to Hu Bubu.

……

After Shen Bai woke up, he didn't find Gu Lin. He thought he was just going to buy vegetables, but he waited for a whole day, until night fell and Gu Lin still didn't come back. He didn't come back after going out for so long, and he didn't even say hello to him. ...

Shen Bai, who was wondering, turned his head and saw the bag of money in the corner, and suddenly panicked.

He frantically ran out the door, before he even had time to put on a coat, the sudden intrusion of cold air made him shiver a few times.The street is still full of New Year's flavor, all the shops are playing festive music, the world will not change because of his mood.

Shen Bai searched for a long time, his forehead was covered with sweat, and his eyes were full of families or couples, but no matter how hard he searched, he couldn't find that familiar figure.

"Excuse me, have you ever seen a white and clean man with metal-rimmed glasses..." Shen Bai stopped a couple and wanted to ask, but he didn't realize until halfway through the question that Gu Lin was either a human or a ghost, and no one else could see him. , he couldn't find it...

The couple looked at the thinly clad child in front of them and suddenly cried, and were shocked. Seeing his big tears hit the ground and his small face turned red, both of them were at a loss for what to do.

On the other side, Gu Lin was taken by Hu Bubu to an office similar to the underworld stationed in the world.

The officer sitting in the hall was wearing a black suit and a pair of black sunglasses...

Um!Very social!

When he saw the two of them, he patted the table angrily, and said: "Hu Bubu! You still know how to come back!? I asked you to catch someone and see for yourself how many days you have been caught?!"

"...You didn't specify a time, my trip is a business trip and the time is longer."

"Business trip?! From East Road to North Road, you have traveled a long distance on a business trip! Would you like me to reimburse you for the travel expenses!"

Hu Bubu: "..."

The officer took a deep breath and finally calmed down a little, so that he wouldn't be in a state of passing away, if he couldn't recruit a ghost... let's not talk, let's talk about something happy.

"You are Gu Lin? Do you know that it is taboo for ghosts to intervene in human affairs?" The officer paused, and when Gu Lin was thinking about how to answer, the officer spoke again: "I heard that your food is good? Then I will punish you to cook here for eight years."

Gu Lin: "..." What kind of punishment is this... Is it really so willful? !

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