Villain Darkening Raiders

Su Hang tried his best to make himself look normal, but his face was uncontrollably ferocious, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Bai Lang, get up first."

"What's the matter? Are you okay?" Bai Xingzhi quickly got up from Su Hang's body, pulled Su Hang up with extreme kindness and without any tricks, looked at him nervously, frowned and said: "Sure Where did you get hurt, otherwise you wouldn't have such a ferocious face. It's all because I didn't stand firmly for a moment and fell on you."

Suhang: You also know that my face was very hideous just now?It's all under your pressure!You are dead!Go lose weight!Now!immediately!immediately!

Although Su Hang's heart is extremely rich in small theaters, in order to protect Bai Xingzhi's glassy heart, he still didn't choose to tell the truth. The assistant said with a very serious expression: "It's nothing serious, it's just a waist."

Suhang thought that the sexual orientation he had kept for so many years almost changed just now, so he didn't get angry; he maliciously made that appearance and forced Bai Xingzhi to feel guilty.

Bai Xingzhi's expression changed when he heard the words, and he stretched out his hand towards Suhang's waist.

This time, Suhang's brain and body maintained a high degree of consistency, and he avoided Bai Xingzhi's "salty pig hands" with sharp eyesight and quick hands.

Suhang has only two weaknesses in his life, so he can't be touched by the same man within 10 minutes, right?

Then do you still want his integrity?

Or planted in the hands of a peerless white lotus holy father, does he still want to lose face?

He also has his own pride and stubborn preferences?

If Su Hang at that time still remembered his non-mainstream time in junior high school and his own QQ signature during that time, he would not have set up so many flags who were destined to fall.

[The day when you don't wear the shoes that you don't wear, on the day when you don't change your shoes.

↑↑↑The above is from the non-mainstream time in Suzhou and Hangzhou]

Of course, these are all soul exclamations from Su Hang when he was lying dead.

Bai Xingzhi's hand froze in the air again, Suhang glanced at him, still holding his old waist, without any guilt for hurting Comrade Bai Xingzhi's glassy heart.

Could it be that the first assessment criterion for being a holy father is to stand in a military posture?This is the soul question that Suhang raised when he watched Bai Xingzhi who had been petrified for 2 minutes.

Bai Xingzhi didn't touch (hey, there seems to be something wrong...) up to his waist, and it almost petrified into a statue in place.

The world is always kind to good-looking people.

This sentence is extremely tried everywhere, including Bai Xingzhi, a person who will eventually become unattractive; although the main reason is that he is still very good-looking.

Suhang stretched out his hand, tapped the back of his hand against Bai Xingzhi's, and then forced Bai Xingzhi to perform a very smooth hip-hop greeting gesture that he learned from Lu Mouqiao.

"I'm joking, are you surprised?"

Bai Xingzhi was taken aback by his smooth and weird movements, and after a while he muttered, only one word "surprise" appeared in the end.

Some people, you can't be fooled by just telling a lie, such as Bai Xingzhi.

Although Suhang said that he was joking, in Bai Xingzhi's view, Suhang must have been injured, and he deliberately kept it hidden to prevent him from worrying.

Suhang: Hehe, you think too much π__π

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